Bugseeds and milkvetches and pyrgs, oh my!

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 20, 2009 01:25 PM

Sean Paige explains how Obama’s environmental bureaucrats are exploiting Endangered Species Act listings to destroy jobs, drive up energy costs and thwart progress.

Scary.

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  1. #783621
    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:36 pm, flmom said:

    Hopefully these eco-crats will be the same types who’ll pore over granny’s health records with just as much concern for her well-being as they have for the Meltwater Lednian Stonefly.

  2. #783622
    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:37 pm, happyscrapper said:

    They have been doing this for a very long time. It is about time we take back our country. The environmental terrorists are killing all of us.

  3. #783623
    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:37 pm, Regulus said:

    Sean Paige explains who Obama’s environmental bureaucrats are exploiting Endangered Species Act listings to destroy jobs, drive up energy costs and thwart progress.

    Yeah, but the eco-totalitarians are an important donkey suckling group, so when it comes to a contest between placating them and loyalty to our own species, guess who wins under a donkey administration?

  4. #783626
    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:39 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Sean Paige explains who

    I’m sure you meant “how”.

    Still… unbelievable!

  5. #783630
    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:41 pm, Michelle Malkin said:

    I’m sure you meant “how”.

    Thanks. Working without a caffeine net. ;)

  6. #783638
    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:46 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Working without a caffeine net.

    Yeech! Just the thought!
    (shudder!)

  7. #783646
    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:49 pm, DagneyT said:

    “Twenty-nine species in more than 20 states — from a rare beach-dwelling plant in Yellowstone National Park to a caddis fly in Nebraska

    What moron wants to save a FLY! More moonbat nonsense!

  8. #783651
    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:52 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:49 pm, DagneyT said:
    “Twenty-nine species in more than 20 states — from a rare beach-dwelling plant in Yellowstone National Park to a caddis fly in Nebraska
    What moron wants to save a FLY! More moonbat nonsense!

    Asked and answered! ;-)

  9. #783656
    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:55 pm, zeroangel said:

    More stupidity. 99.99% of the species that ever lived are extinct. Take some DNA, catalog the little SOBs and then eat them. Jeez.

  10. #783665
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:02 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:55 pm, zeroangel said:
    More stupidity. 99.99% of the species that ever lived are extinct. Take some DNA, catalog the little SOBs and then eat them. Jeez.

    Hey Zero…SURPRISE…I AGREE!!! I also think a lot of those environmental wackos need to become extinct, and very soon.

  11. #783674
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:09 pm, battleaxe said:

    Yet another repeal candidate for the incoming Republican administration.

  12. #783676
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:11 pm, lgm said:

    Obama’s environmental bureaucrats are exploiting Endangered Species Act

    The article says no such thing. The Endangered Species Act is the law of the land. The Obama administration is carrying out its duty to enforce the law. There is a contrast with the previous administration, which ignored laws it didn’t like.

  13. #783689
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:19 pm, Mister P said:

    I have never understood the concern over a species, yet the lack of concern over individual animals themselves. It is all human centric in my opinion. I actually care more about the pigs, cows, dogs, cats getting slaughtered than “endangered species”.

  14. #783690
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:19 pm, MtsEdge said:

    But doesn’t this “preserving their habitat” thing fly in the face of the whole theory of evolution?

  15. #783694
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:21 pm, Mister P said:

    The Endangered Species Act is the law of the land

    Time to drive the environmentalists out of control and eliminate this law.

  16. #783698
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:24 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    My son wore his PETA shirt to a local archery range. He got some odd looks, then smiles as they read the fine print:

    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals

  17. #783702
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:27 pm, zeroangel said:

    MtsEdge:

    But doesn’t this “preserving their habitat” thing fly in the face of the whole theory of evolution?

    In a way yes, but not really.

    The concern is though that humans beings have become so powerful that we are capable of destabilizing the envirorment so much with drastic effects for ourselves. In some cases there is reason to be concerned; for example: over-fishing or killing off predators that results in swarms of pests.

    Just because evolution is true doesn’t mean we have to practice it to the point of knowingly harming ourselves, that would kind of go against evolution.

    Unfortunately, most times the concern is nonsense, or even (as this article claims) there are alterior motives.

  18. #783704
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:28 pm, zeroangel said:

    *ulterior

  19. #783706
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:30 pm, Salt said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:11 pm, lgm said:

    The article says no such thing. The Endangered Species Act is the law of the land. The Obama administration is carrying out its duty to enforce the law. There is a contrast with the previous administration, which ignored laws it didn’t like.

    Law of the land… Seems I’ve heard that from Obama previously, in particular while referencing his illegal alien aunt. Where is she now?

    Selective enforcement of the law for your own political gain is no better than ignoring it. When President Obama begins to show a greater interest in law enforcement and not just new law legislation to enhance his “legacy” perhaps we’ll consider your faith-based argument.

  20. #783707
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:30 pm, Reliq6 said:

    lgm said:

    The Obama administration is carrying out its duty to enforce the law.

    lgm – the previous administration and this administration both ignore laws they don’t like – illegals anyone? It’s all about selective enforcement eh?

    I am not seeing any contrasts. Obama = Bush in more ways than you care to admit. Then again you are in a kool-aid stupor and thus are unable to see them at any rate.

  21. #783708
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:31 pm, zeroangel said:

    LGM:

    The point of the article is that some folks are using the letter of the law to undermine the spirit of the law.

  22. #783711
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:33 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Just because evolution is true doesn’t mean we have to practice it to the point of knowingly harming ourselves, that would kind of go against evolution.

    Putting aside the fact that you know I disagree with you on this point, why wouldn’t we expect these creatures to *adapt* to the changes that are occurring in their environments? You know, survival of the fittest and all?

    And if evolution is “true”, why is it still referred to as a theory?

  23. #783712
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:35 pm, Salt said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:33 pm, MtsEdge said:

    And if evolution is “true”, why is it still referred to as a theory?

    Let’s stick to the topic at hand, please. :)

    If you must go down this road with ZA, can you take it to that mega-thread?

  24. #783713
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:35 pm, rightisright said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:55 pm, zeroangel said:

    More stupidity. 99.99% of the species that ever lived are extinct. Take some DNA, catalog the little SOBs and then eat them. Jeez.

    LOL…tks for the laugh.

  25. #783715
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm, zeroangel said:

    MtsEdge:

    I have already answered your questions. They would either adapt or die off; in any case, the results could be negative for humans. Reread what I have said carefully please.

    The heliocentric model of the solar system is also a theory. Scientists do not use the word the same way lay-people do.

    If you insist on replying WRT evolution bring it to monster thread:

    http://michellemalkin.com/2009/07/23/the-dont-taze-me-bro-moment-of-henry-louis-gates/comment-page-76/#comment-783693

    …I’ll look for your reply there.

    Salt, beat me to it:

    If you must go down this road with ZA, can you take it to that mega-thread?

    Way to go off-topic MtsEdge! Nice going!

  26. #783716
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:39 pm, zeroangel said:

    rightisright:

    LOL…tks for the laugh.

    Heh. NP. Glad you liked it.

  27. #783723
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:43 pm, Southpaw said:

    Oh, the ironies are delicious (pun intended).

    The Delta Smelt fish (about two inches long) in the Sacramento Delta is preventing water from being supplied to California farmers. Hence, no need for illegal immigrant farm workers.

    The kangaroo rat is protected because it is really, really lousy at breeding.

  28. #783724
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:43 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Off Topic, but of interest.

    Watch LIVE at 2:30 P.M. Eastern: Strategy Meeting with the President

    President Obama will be holding a special strategy meeting today at 2:30 p.m. Eastern Time for all Organizing for America supporters. UPDATED: Click here to watch the program live online.

    (the below note was sent to SEIU members at …………….redacted by Flyoverman

    Thanks again for signing up to be a part of the OFA National Health Care Forum with President Obama.

    The event is today (Thursday, August 20th) at 2:30 p.m. ET/ 1:30 p.m. CT/ 12:30 p.m. MT/ 11:30 a.m. PT.
    You can watch the forum live at:

    http://my.barackobama.com/watch

    This is an incredible opportunity to huddle with the President and discuss how we’re going to pass real health insurance reform this year. Glad you can make it.

  29. #783725
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:44 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Salt and ZA, thanks so much for your input. I believe the question IS relevant (well, maybe not the thing about *theory*). But, in deference to your requests, I will not pursue this question further on this thread.

  30. #783737
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:59 pm, John Deaux said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:55 pm, zeroangel said:
    More stupidity. 99.99% of the species that ever lived are extinct. Take some DNA, catalog the little SOBs and then eat them. Jeez.

    That picture really does whet the appetite, doesn’t it?

  31. #783739
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:00 pm, zeroangel said:

    MtsEdge:

    It’s not in any way relevant. Arguments for or against conservation remain the same either way.

    So, you are not coming to monster-thread?

  32. #783741
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:00 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Bugseeds and milkvetches and pyrgs and lgm, oh my!

  33. #783742
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:00 pm, zeroangel said:

    John:

    That picture really does whet the appetite, doesn’t it?

    Not unless you are french or like french foods. Hey, where’s chap?

  34. #783743
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:01 pm, cabrerski said:

    You’ll notice there is little concern for that soon-to-be-extinct species:

    Americus Commonsensicus

  35. #783744
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:01 pm, SpeakEasy said:

    Poor eco-whackos; They can’t even reconcile their own hypocrisy. Remember Darwin? Any species that does not adapt is destined to die off and that strengthens the ecosystem. Does anyone really miss the Dodo? Maybe the Dodo was the only thing standing between us and global warming. Damn! There is no stopping it now…………

    lgm, now just where in the Constitution does it give the federal government the power to take over health care? (since you want to talk about ignoring law)

  36. #783749
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:02 pm, MtsEdge said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:00 pm, zeroangel said:

    So, you are not coming to monster-thread?

    Every now and then I pop in and browse, but I don’t know if I have the inclination to add to the chat there today.

  37. #783752
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:03 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Speakeasy #35, you said it better than me. Thanks.

  38. #783754
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:04 pm, zeroangel said:

    SpeakEasy:

    As I mentioned above:

    http://michellemalkin.com/2009/08/20/bugseeds-and-milkvetches-and-pyrgs-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-783702

    some conservation makes sense. Most is crap though.

  39. #783756
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:04 pm, SpeakEasy said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:43 pm, Southpaw said:The kangaroo rat is protected because it is really, really lousy at breeding.

    Hey, so am I, can I get a government grant?

  40. #783760
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:05 pm, Salt said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:44 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Well, I was only referring to the impending debate on the theory, not your first question.

    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm, zeroangel said:

    The heliocentric model of the solar system is also a theory. Scientists do not use the word the same way lay-people do.

    You mean such as the recent observation that Sol also has an orbit, albeit the point of pivot might still reside within the star yet not at it’s true center? ;)

    …but I digress.

  41. #783761
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:06 pm, Speakup said:

    All creatures are created equal in the eyes of the ESA

    Caucasians represent less than 2% of the world human population, I’m sure the ESA will jump right on it and demand class and geographical protections for White people.

    Guess the ESA harbors a teeny bit of prejudice.

  42. #783763
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:06 pm, walterc said:

    The ESA has turned into nothing more than a source of employment for environuts and their lawyers.

    If they were to take all the money they’ve spent on litigation over the past 30 years and applied it toward actual habitat preservation/renovation the species they keep using for lawsuits wouldn’t be endangered.

    As examples, I give you ducks Unlimited, Pheasants Forever, Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation etc. etc. etc. All of these groups spend their money on habitat. As a result the targeted species, in addition to any other species using the same habitat, has thrived.

    The environuts are no more interested in species preservation than the Obama Administration is interested in health care reform. It’s strictly a money/power thing and nothing more.

    I’m convinced that if we let them take their argument to full fruition, we will all be living in caves in the dark eating grass and weeds.

  43. #783765
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:07 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:00 pm, zeroangel said:
    Hey, where’s chap?

    It may be coincidence, but I notice a decline of Chap’s posts, the more Obama’s poll numbers go down.

  44. #783766
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:08 pm, zeroangel said:

    Salt:

    You mean such as the recent observation that Sol also has an orbit, albeit the point of pivot might still reside within the star yet not at it’s true center?

    Recent? That follows from both Newtonian Physics and Relativity!

  45. #783767
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:08 pm, MtsEdge said:

    I’m convinced that if we let them take their argument to full fruition, we will all be living in caves in the dark eating grass and weeds.

    …and being hunted by lions, and tigers, and bears (oh my!). :)

  46. #783768
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:09 pm, zeroangel said:

    ;)

  47. #783771
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm, Papa Louie said:

    As other’s have pointed out, it’s perfectly natural for species and subspecies to go extinct over time. What’s unnatural is to try to prop up one that is no longer able to compete successfully (similar to propping up businesses that can’t compete anymore.)

    We need to turn the tables on these environmental nutcases. The burden of proof should be on them. If they want to protect a dying species, they should have to produce an environmental impact study to prove the following:

    1) The species to be protected is actually important to the ecosystem.
    2) Show exactly how the loss of the species will harm the environment.
    3) Prove that the activity they seek to prohibit will harm the species in significant ways.

    If they can’t scientifically demonstrate all three will occur, they should not have standing in the matter.

  48. #783773
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm, chapoutier said:

    It may be coincidence, but I notice a decline of Chap’s posts, the more Obama’s poll numbers go down.

    Or coincidentally, the death of my grandmother two weeks ago and recently having to put down my very sick cat after twice a day visits at the animal hospital…

    Could be that too.

  49. #783774
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm, zeroangel said:

    Papa Louie:

    Very well said. Two thumbs up. That encapsulates my main point. Thank you.

  50. #783775
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm, cabrerski said:

    Sorry, Chap…

    Our condolences.

  51. #783776
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:13 pm, zeroangel said:

    Ouch… poor chap. Now I feel bad about teasing WRT escargot.

  52. #783778
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:13 pm, Salt said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:08 pm, zeroangel said:

    Recent? That follows from both Newtonian Physics and Relativity!

    Apologies. I meant the somewhat recent (I believe) observation that the distance from true center was larger than expected. The previous theory was that the mass of the Sun made that difference minute.

    My point is that the word “Heliocentric” isn’t quite satisfactory by itself in explanation, but I grant I cannot think of another short worded version that’s more apt.

    I’m still in recovery from Pluto being a dwarf. ;)

    …and I’m going way off topic. Sorry.

  53. #783779
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:15 pm, zeroangel said:

    Salt:

    I was really just teasing you anyways.

    Heliocentric worked just fine for my point to MtsEdge, who sadly, does not want to play in monster thread today.

  54. #783780
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:16 pm, Salt said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm, zeroangel said:

    Papa Louie:

    Very well said. Two thumbs up. That encapsulates my main point. Thank you.

    Ditto that. Well said.

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm, chapoutier said:

    Ouch. Sorry to hear that, Chap, sincerely. My condolences.

    (I was just about to point out that you’ve been around on other threads.)

  55. #783781
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:16 pm, MtsEdge said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm, zeroangel said:
    Papa Louie:

    Very well said. Two thumbs up. That encapsulates my main point. Thank you.

    +1 to Papa Louie

    Zero, I didn’t realize we agreed on this. :)

  56. #783783
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:17 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Zero, I promise to join you for the fun on the monster thread some day!!

  57. #783788
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:20 pm, John Deaux said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:02 pm, MtsEdge said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:00 pm, zeroangel said:

    So, you are not coming to monster-thread?

    Every now and then I pop in and browse, but I don’t know if I have the inclination to add to the chat there today.

    Well, there are some pretty high standards for contributing to monster thread. We expect posts to be on topic, polite and stimulative to the intelligence of the reader. Unless you’d rather just post meaningless drivel. That’s okay too.

  58. #783791
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:21 pm, John Deaux said:

    Say, anybody heard from Ragspierre lately?

  59. #783798
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:25 pm, MtsEdge said:

    We expect posts to be on topic, polite and stimulative to the intelligence of the reader. Unless you’d rather just post meaningless drivel.

    I promise that my posts will meet either (or both) of these standards!!

  60. #783800
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:26 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:11 pm, lgm said:

    The article says no such thing. The Endangered Species Act is the law of the land. The Obama administration is carrying out its duty to enforce the law. There is a contrast with the previous administration, which ignored laws it didn’t like.

    You mean how like the majority of Democrats ignore the laws they don’t like such as the 2nd Amendment? And ignore the Heller case and continue to deny the liberties established by our founders in places like NYC, San Fran, and every other liberal hellhole they have ignored the law in by creating new laws that subvert the Constituion?

    Hypocrisy knows no bounds with liberals.

  61. #783801
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:26 pm, zeroangel said:

    MtsEdge:

    Zero, I didn’t realize we agreed on this.

    Yes, please read my posts carefully. As I said, the argument is the same with or without the offending theory.

    Zero, I promise to join you for the fun on the monster thread some day!!

    We will all be looking forward to it.

  62. #783814
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:28 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Yes, please read my posts carefully.

    I do.

  63. #783815
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:28 pm, TigerLady said:

    Chap, my condolences for your grandmother’s passing. And also for your cat. I’m a sucker for a furry feline face regardless of the size.

  64. #783817
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:29 pm, cheapseat said:

    the future under these people is really scary.
    HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

    OZONE CREATED BY ELECTRIC CARS NOW KILLING MILLIONS IN THE 7TH LARGEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, MEXIFORNIA, FORMALLY KNOWN AS CALIFORNIA.

    WHITE MINORITIES STILL TRYING TO HAVE ENGLISH RECOGNIZED AS MEXIFORNIA’S THIRD LANGUAGE.

    SPOTTED OWL PLAGUE THREATENS NORTHWESTERN U.S. CROPS AND LIVESTOCK.

    BABY CONCIEVED NATURALLY! SCIENTISTS STUMPED.

    COUPLE PETITIONS COURT TO REINSTATE HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE.

    IRAN STILL CLOSED OFF; PHYSICISTS ESTIMATE IT WILL TAKE AT LEAST 10 MORE YEARS BEFORE RADIOACTIVITY DECREASES TO SAFE LEVELS.

    FRANCE PLEADS FOR GLOBAL HELP AFTER BEING TAKEN OVER BY JAMAICA. NO OTHER COUNTRY COMES FORWARD TO HELP THE BELEAGUERED NATION.

    CASTRO FINALLY DIES AT AGE 112; CUBAN CIGARS CAN NOW BE IMPORTED LEGALLY, BUT PRESIDENT CHELSEA CLINTON HAS BANNED ALL SMOKING.

    GEORGE Z. BUSH SAYS HE WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2036.

    POSTAL SERVICE RAISES PRICE OF FIRST CLASS STAMP TO $17.89 AND REDUCES MAIL DELIVERY TO WEDNESDAYS ONLY.

    85-YEAR $75.8 BILLION STUDY: DIET AND EXERCISE IS THE KEY TO WEIGHT LOSS.

    AVERAGE WEIGHT OF AMERICANS DROPS TO 250LBS.

    GLOBAL COOLING BLAMED TOR CITRUS CROP FAILURE FOR THE 3RD STRAIGHT YEAR IN MEXIFORNIA AND FLORUBA.

    JAPANESE HAVE DEVELOPED A CAMERA WITH SUCH A FAST SHUTTER SPEED THEY CAN NOW PHOTOGRAPH A WOMAN WITH HER MOUTH SHUT.

    ABORTION CLINICS NOW AVAILABLE IN EVERY HIGH SCHOOL IN THE U.S.

    SENATE STILL BLOCKING DRILLING IN ANWR EVEN THOUGH GAS IS SELLING FOR 4532 PESOS PER LITRE AND GAS STATIONS ARE OPEN ONLY ON TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS.

    MASSACHUSETTS EXECUTES LAST REMAINING CONSERVATIVE.

    SUPREME COURT RULES PUNISHMENT OF CRIMINALS VIOLATES THEIR CIVIL RIGHTS.

    AVERAGE HEIGHT OF NBA PLAYERS IS NOR 9 FEET 5 INCHES. THEY AVERAGE ONLY 3 ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN ALSO.

    NEW FEDERAL LAW REQUIRES THAT ALL NAIL CLIPPERS, SCREWDRIVERS, FLY SWATTERS AND ROLLED UP NEWSPAPERS MUST BE REGISTERED BY JANUARY 2030.

    IRS SETS LOWEST TAX RATE AT 75%

    FLORUBA VOTERS STILL HAVING TROUBLE WITH VOTING MACHINES.

    ENGLANDISTAN HAS TORN DOWN THE LAST CHURCH IN THE COUNTRY, AND GROUNDBREAKING ON THE SITE FOR THE MOSQUE OF ALLAH HAS BEGUN.

    THE PRESIDENT OF THE NEW BLACK PANTHERS/ACORN UNION -ALI BIN SHEIKDOWN- HAS ANNOUNCED A NEW CONTRACT WITH THE GOVERNMENT GIVING HIS PEOPLE 48 WEEKS OF PAID LEAVE PER YEAR AND GUARANTEED LIFETIME EMPLOYMENT. GOVERNMENT OFFICES WILL NOW BE OPEN ONLY ON ALTERNATE WEDNESDAYS FROM HERE ON.

    FIVE MORE WINDTURBINES EXPLODE IN MIDWEST STORMS KILLING AN OKLAHOMA FAMILY OF SIX. THE FAMILY LAWYER IS SEEKING TO SUE THE ESTATE OF T. BOONE PICKENS.

    hope you see the humor and the horror.

  65. #783831
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:34 pm, Southpaw said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:04 pm, SpeakEasy said:
    On August 20th, 2009 at 2:43 pm, Southpaw said:The kangaroo rat is protected because it is really, really lousy at breeding.
    Hey, so am I, can I get a government grant?

    You are entitled to thousands and thousands of acres of open land to do your thing.

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:06 pm, Speakup said:
    Caucasians represent less than 2% of the world human population, I’m sure the ESA will jump right on it and demand class and geographical protections for White people.

    They say natural blonde people will be extinct in a couple hundred years. I want a government grant and land.

    I forgot where the monster thread was. Be forewarned, expect some Southpaw irreverence soon.

  66. #783853
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:46 pm, John Deaux said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:34 pm, Southpaw said:

    I forgot where the monster thread was. Be forewarned, expect some Southpaw irreverence soon.

    It’s the “Don’t Taze Me, Bro” thread. If you ever lose the link, just search (top of the page) for “Taze” and it will be the first one to show up.

  67. #783855
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:46 pm, tiredofit08 said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 1:55 pm, zeroangel said:

    More stupidity. 99.99% of the species that ever lived are extinct. Take some DNA, catalog the little SOBs and then eat them. Jeez.

    and they are working on humans as well…can we start with the libtards first….

  68. #783857
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:47 pm, zeroangel said:

    Southpaw et al.:

    Monster-Thread

  69. #783862
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:49 pm, zeroangel said:

    tiredofit08:

    and they are working on humans as well…can we start with the libtards first….

    Well, though I hear people taste like piggy (and I like pork) I don’t think I’m too keen on eating people, unless I was in a plane crash or something, and then only if I had to.

  70. #783864
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:51 pm, John Deaux said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:49 pm, zeroangel said:

    Well, though I hear people taste like piggy (and I like pork) I don’t think I’m too keen on eating people, unless I was in a plane crash or something, and then only if I had to.

    I’m pretty sure if we were all in a plane crash together, your nickname would quickly become Stew.

  71. #783869
    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:54 pm, zeroangel said:

    John:

    I’m pretty sure if we were all in a plane crash together, your nickname would quickly become Stew.

    Not if I got to you first smarta$$! You underestimate me. I’ll have everyone eating out of my hands Lord of the Flies style before you can say morally depraved lunatic. :)

  72. #783876
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:07 pm, Hannibal said:

    To be properly served, Northern Leatherside Chub should be dipped in a Brandegee’s Wild Buckwheat batter and deep fried, then seasoned with Ostler’s Peppergrass and laid on a bed of Fremont County Rockcress. Garnishment with Gibben’s Beardtongue is optional.

    BON APPETIT

  73. #783880
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:12 pm, MtsEdge said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:07 pm, Hannibal said:

    Is your last name “Lecter” by chance? :)

  74. #783883
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:16 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm, chapoutier said:

    I am sorry for your loss Chap. I vaguely knew something about a sick cat, but was unawares of your Grandmother’s passing.
    I apologize for poking fun during your grief. Please forgive my ignorance.

  75. #783885
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:22 pm, John Deaux said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 3:54 pm, zeroangel said:

    Not if I got to you first smarta$$!

    Dude, I’ve waited years to find the right spot for that stew joke.

  76. #783894
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:30 pm, sassy745 said:

    The Sierra Club and Enviroment Texas is filing lawsuit against Chevron Phillips Chemical Plant to enforce Clean Air Act in Baytown, Tx. The greenies never tire of going after energy companies and then blame the companies for high price of gasoline.
    We need to get rid of all these enviro groups. Once again the gov’t is part of the problem.

  77. #783897
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:32 pm, zeroangel said:

    John:

    Dude, I’ve waited years to find the right spot for that stew joke.

    LOL. It was a good one. I’m just having fun.

  78. #783903
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:38 pm, chapoutier said:

    I am sorry for your loss Chap. I vaguely knew something about a sick cat, but was unawares of your Grandmother’s passing.
    I apologize for poking fun during your grief. Please forgive my ignorance.

    No apology necessary. I was unnecessarily defensive about something you could have no idea about. I apologize to you.

  79. #783906
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:43 pm, Salt said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:38 pm, chapoutier said:

    No apology necessary. I was unnecessarily defensive about something you could have no idea about. I apologize to you.

    Quite a few conservatives here expressing their sympathies towards you, though. Probably not what you expected when you logged in, eh? ;)

  80. #783921
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, chapoutier said:

    Quite a few conservatives here expressing their sympathies towards you, though. Probably not what you expected when you logged in, eh? ;)

    I do consider you all to be heartless bastards who would sooner spit on a homeless African-American baby union rep than look at it. So it was a bit of a shock.

  81. #783925
    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:57 pm, Salt said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, chapoutier said:

    I do consider you all to be heartless bastards who would sooner spit on a homeless African-American baby union rep than look at it. So it was a bit of a shock.

    pffft. ILMC? Is that you? ;)

  82. #783931
    On August 20th, 2009 at 5:00 pm, chapoutier said:

    pffft. ILMC? Is that you? ;)

    Sorry. I don’t respond to nun-beating, mattress tag removing, evil posters like you.

  83. #783936
    On August 20th, 2009 at 5:03 pm, zeroangel said:

    I do consider you all to be heartless bastards who would sooner spit on a homeless African-American baby union rep than look at it. So it was a bit of a shock.

    LOL. Some folks here might do well to consider the point chap is making concerning liberals vs. conservatives. The guys on the other side of the aisle aren’t so bad. Personally, these days, I mourn the fact that US politics has become so polarized.

  84. #783937
    On August 20th, 2009 at 5:04 pm, Salt said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 5:00 pm, chapoutier said:

    Hmmm… Maybe not. You neglected the “you guys”, misplaced hyphens and extra exclamation points.

  85. #784145
    On August 20th, 2009 at 8:12 pm, SHoward said:

    mattress tag removing

    That’s my favorite one so far, Chap. Do you mind if I purloin that one?

  86. #784179
    On August 20th, 2009 at 8:46 pm, Ragspierre said:

    Just a quick thought…

    lgm alluded to THE ONE’s enforcement of law, as though that were a virtue.

    Nazis on trial at Nuremberg cited to the law as a defense. It didn’t work.

    No administration can possible enforce all the laws on the federal books. That is one of the MANY reasons we need a much smaller central government. Each must assign a hierarchy of law they will attempt to enforce.

    THE ONE has elected to NOT enforce MANY laws…the Constitution chief among them. They have affirmatively VIOLATED MANY laws, including the most fundamental contract and bankruptcy laws.

  87. #784237
    On August 20th, 2009 at 9:33 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:38 pm, chapoutier said:
    No apology necessary. I was unnecessarily defensive about something you could have no idea about. I apologize to you.

    We cool. I miss my Nana also.

  88. #784259
    On August 20th, 2009 at 9:54 pm, madmonkphotog said:

    To show my solidarity, I’m going to buy 2 gallons of bleach and pour them into the nearest lake. Then, I’m going to crush every snail I can find.

    They can’t be endangered if I make them extinct.

  89. #784262
    On August 20th, 2009 at 9:57 pm, kayfromcarroll said:

    Salt @ #52

    I’m still in recovery from Pluto being a dwarf.

    ;)

    Not to be too PC, but didn’t you mean to say little planet?

  90. #784412
    On August 21st, 2009 at 12:38 am, lgm said:

    Ragspierre said (#86):

    lgm alluded to THE ONE’s enforcement of law, as though that were a virtue.

    The President took an oath to enforce the law.

    Nazis on trial at Nuremberg …

    There should be a minimum standard for the crime necessary to be compared to Hitler. Enforcing possibly ill considered environmental legislation that possibly foolishly prevents digging a coal mine is not the same as murdering millions of people. Not even close.

    Maybe there should be a minimum number of murders — say ten. A President causing more than ten people to be murdered could be compared to Hitler. Between 2 and 9 the comparison could be to Pol Pot. A single murder could get at most an Arafat comparison.

  91. #784572
    On August 21st, 2009 at 8:33 am, John Deaux said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 9:54 pm, madmonkphotog said:

    They can’t be endangered if I make them extinct.

    Now that’s just plain funny.

  92. #784606
    On August 21st, 2009 at 9:10 am, jangar said:

    They’d save diseases if it would give them any credibility.

  93. #784671
    On August 21st, 2009 at 9:51 am, zeroangel said:

    LGM:

    Maybe there should be a minimum number of murders — say ten. A President causing more than ten people to be murdered could be compared to Hitler.

    LOL. Of course you are kidding. In all seriousness, anytime anyone makes a Hitler comparison when talking about a politician in a civilized democracy it’s always way off base. It instantly makes the person doing the comparison cede credibility a la Godwin. This is true for both sides.

  94. #785198
    On August 21st, 2009 at 2:27 pm, dan708 said:

    Wonder how much faster our economy would recover if these burdensome regulations were lifted or modified? We’ll never know with the current administration.

  95. #785385
    On August 21st, 2009 at 4:05 pm, SpeakEasy said:

    On August 20th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, chapoutier said:I do consider you all to be heartless bastards who would sooner spit on a homeless African-American baby union rep than look at it. So it was a bit of a shock.

    Homeless African-American babies are unionized? Oh, right, ACORN. I forgot.

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