Wait, it gets better: Cash for Coiffures!

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 24, 2009 01:27 PM

Cash for Clunkers.

Cash for Kitchens.

And now…Cash for Coiffures:

Arguing in favor of President Barack Obama’s American Recovery and Reinvestment Act in January Democratic Congressman and senate candidate Paul Hodes claimed the stimulus act would “Reduce Soaring Unemployment.”

It hasn’t worked out that way.

Instead, according to a report issued by the New Hampshire Office of Economic Stimulus, the stimulus act has created only 96 private sector jobs and has “saved” a little over 700 state government jobs. Meanwhile unemployment has climbed to 6.8% since the stimulus became law.

The reason for the low level of job creation is easily gleaned from the so-called Progress Report issued on August 19th: At least $175,000,000 of the first $336 million of stimulus money spent in the New Hampshire has replaced existing state spending on education, housing and safety programs which may have been cut due to state budget constraints.

A NowHampshire.com investigation reveals almost $37,000 of that money went to a Bedford beauty school that does not grant degrees.

The Office of Economic Stimulus granted Coiffures by Michael, Inc. $35,088 in a “direct payment for specified use,” and another $1,571 in “student financial assistance.”

Coiffures by Michael runs Michael’s School of Hair Design and Esthetics. The school promises “no learner is left behind.” Guest speakers at the school include Dean Banowetz, the self-proclaimed “Hair Ho.”

The Generational Theft Act fraud gets more hair-raising every day.

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  1. #787616
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:29 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Finally, a program from John Edwards!

  2. #787636
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:36 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    I would’ve LEAST expected this coming out of NH. Must be because of all the leftist morons moving there (probably from VT)

  3. #787645
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:43 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Good grief!

  4. #787646
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:44 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    Never forget that to a socialist “THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS”

    Therefore bankrupting the capitalist system is justified if they can then take over everything and remake in their image.

  5. #787653
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:46 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Remembering that the Dear Leader’s only speech about controlling waste was his criticism of the military budget.

  6. #787655
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:48 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Finally, a program from John Edwards!

    $37,000 just about covers his annual hair care expense.

  7. #787665
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:52 pm, graysonret said:

    The irony of it all is that the politicians are jumping on the CEOs for “wasting money” in their salaries, yet, you can see the government wastes more money on their junk programs. At least, my money isn’t stolen out of my paycheck for CEO salaries.

  8. #787667
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:52 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Remembering that the Dear Leader’s only speech about controlling waste was his criticism of the military budget.

    To a leftist, anything spent on national defense is wasted.

    On the other hand, anything spent on regime defense is an entirely different matter.

  9. #787672
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:54 pm, Atlanta Media Guy said:

    MM, STOP! My blood pressure can’t take anymore today. Damn, obama is on vacation and all of a sudden we hear more and more nightmares happening under this bOzO.

    Someone pinch me, this is a nightmare…right? right?

  10. #787674
    On August 24th, 2009 at 1:55 pm, CantCureStupid said:

    Anyone with a brain saw this kind of thing coming whenever one of these leftist toads slobbered on about ’stimulus.’ What a sad, sad day in America.

  11. #787678
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:00 pm, CyberCipher said:

    My collie says:

    You silly hairless humans have hit a new low. Now your government is stealing money from taxpayers in order to pay for coiffures.

    WE have HotAir, collie, and THEY have HotHair.

  12. #787685
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:03 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On the other hand, anything spent on regime defense is an entirely different matter.

    He’d better have deep pockets, Hawkeye. ;)

  13. #787687
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:05 pm, sonofdy said:

    He’d better have deep pockets, Hawkeye.

    You do have deep pockets. Wait, you didn’t think HE was paying for anything did you?

  14. #787704
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:23 pm, tre said:

    That’s pretty useless. After all, Americans have been ripping their hair out over Duh One and his idiotic policies.

    So, there’s no hair for them TO style.

    Instead, that money should have gone to a school to teach Mrs. Duh One how to dress like a First Lady.

  15. #787713
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:30 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    I find this highly offensive and a micro-inequity. Us Follically-challenged Americans can’t take part in this gov’t program.

    I demand equality!

  16. #787717
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:33 pm, spaceycakes said:

    I wonder which one gets their hair ‘did’ at the Bedford school? I mean, you don’t really believe it was random?

  17. #787718
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:33 pm, Dave Turson said:

    What about the stimulus money used for sex research? One group will study why drugs cause greater sexual desire. This, from the crowd that grew up in the era of sex, drugs and rock ‘n’
    roll.

  18. #787720
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:35 pm, 24Klady said:

    How is it legal to run any kind of school, charging admission, and not be able to satisfy the requirements of the state to either certify or show proof of completion of a required study course? No diploma or degree?

  19. #787728
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:40 pm, spaceycakes said:

    will study why drugs cause greater sexual desire

    soooo, they’re gonna study c!alis, v!@gr@ & lev!tra?

  20. #787731
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:40 pm, spaceycakes said:

    (had to do that–those words [!] wouldn’t pass muster)

  21. #787732
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:40 pm, HotWeaver said:

    Michelle, the first two phrases should have links to your previous articles about the simulated stimulus programs.

  22. #787744
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:48 pm, mom2jack said:

    The reason for the low level of job creation is easily gleaned from the so-called Progress Report issued on August 19th: At least $175,000,000 of the first $336 million of stimulus money spent in the New Hampshire has replaced existing state spending on education, housing and safety programs which may have been cut due to state budget constraints.

    This is what confuses me about the whole stimulus (and yes, I realize I am not nearly as intelligent as those members of Congress and our President). But when I drive down I-5 and see signs with that stupid stimulus logo on it, and drive through some workzone where they’re repaving a road they just paved 2 years ago, it looks like all the trucks are DOT trucks, and all the workers are the same DOT workers who have ALWAYS worked for the DOT – so how is this creating jobs if the people who are already employed are simply getting a new paving project to work on?

  23. #787746
    On August 24th, 2009 at 2:49 pm, beenthere said:

    Your money — hair today, gone tomorrow.

  24. #787763
    On August 24th, 2009 at 3:03 pm, cheapseat said:

    next we will be putting money into the acorn coffers through the Silky Jones Shool of How to be a Ho. Eddie Murphy will revive his snl character which grew out of the rampant corruption of the hairdresser schools and truckdriving schools being funded by the taxpayer the Silky Jones just had to get in on the gubmint cheese. sounds familiar.

  25. #787783
    On August 24th, 2009 at 3:14 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, how many barbers does Medicaid and Medicare employ??!!!

  26. #787791
    On August 24th, 2009 at 3:17 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, Hair Ho, Hair Ho, its off to work I go . . . .

  27. #787797
    On August 24th, 2009 at 3:19 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, If I had only known we were saving 4 million hair ho jobs I would have gotten behind this plan a lot sooner.

  28. #787815
    On August 24th, 2009 at 3:30 pm, prendad said:

    Dear Mr. Prezident, I’m starting the “Academy For Better Breathing” which will not give degrees but instruct people on the crucial skill of breathing IN and breathing OUT. Please forward $1,500,000.00 for start-up expenses.
    Regards,
    R. Sarcastic Mobperson.

  29. #787828
    On August 24th, 2009 at 3:33 pm, rambler said:

    This “bleed us all dry” spending spree for the gov’s hair-brained projects is just driving the economy further into the dumper.

  30. #787853
    On August 24th, 2009 at 3:52 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Roubini is warning of a double-dip recession. How can you have a double-dip when we haven’t recovered from the first recession?

    Is American on its way to becoming a land where half of the people do your hair and the other half do your nails? Will government subsidized hair cuts eventually cost $5000? I can’t afford much more free government stuff…

  31. #787860
    On August 24th, 2009 at 3:57 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    This “bleed us all dry” spending spree for the gov’s hair-brained projects is…

    designed to eventually destroy the economy, make us all completely dependent upon the government and ZERO and his minnions richer.

    Instead, that money should have gone to a school to teach Mrs. Duh One how to dress like a First Lady.

    Oh, I’m sure she knows how to dress like a First Lady, for the appropriate audience. Bet she dresses her best for partying with ZERO’s leftest mentors and assorted tyranical heads of state. We are not worthy.

  32. #787867
    On August 24th, 2009 at 4:01 pm, Pat said:

    The payment to the defunct beauty school is like one of the payments Obama made through some foundation when he was in Chicago–he hired a couple of supporters to build a park, and they disappeared with the funds.

    No park. No records. No problem.

    The Chicago Way.

  33. #787903
    On August 24th, 2009 at 4:32 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Would the term “nappy headed ho’s” be inappropriate?

    I am curious, I always try to be appropriate.

  34. #787996
    On August 24th, 2009 at 5:47 pm, cheapseat said:

    arizona, you can’t say that you racist bigot homophobe sexist and on a bad day republican beast. cbs is out to fire you, so turn in your blogging credentials to the nearest msm office. but hey, satelite radio is looking for a new stand-up act, so boogey down.

  35. #788435
    On August 25th, 2009 at 12:30 am, mattm said:

    Well I see out tax dollars, er, Chinese loans, went to good use.

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