Wait, it gets better: Cash for Coiffures!

Cash for Clunkers.
Cash for Kitchens.
And now…Cash for Coiffures:
Arguing in favor of President Barack Obama’s American Recovery and Reinvestment Act in January Democratic Congressman and senate candidate Paul Hodes claimed the stimulus act would “Reduce Soaring Unemployment.”
It hasn’t worked out that way.
Instead, according to a report issued by the New Hampshire Office of Economic Stimulus, the stimulus act has created only 96 private sector jobs and has “saved” a little over 700 state government jobs. Meanwhile unemployment has climbed to 6.8% since the stimulus became law.
The reason for the low level of job creation is easily gleaned from the so-called Progress Report issued on August 19th: At least $175,000,000 of the first $336 million of stimulus money spent in the New Hampshire has replaced existing state spending on education, housing and safety programs which may have been cut due to state budget constraints.
A NowHampshire.com investigation reveals almost $37,000 of that money went to a Bedford beauty school that does not grant degrees.
The Office of Economic Stimulus granted Coiffures by Michael, Inc. $35,088 in a “direct payment for specified use,” and another $1,571 in “student financial assistance.”
Coiffures by Michael runs Michael’s School of Hair Design and Esthetics. The school promises “no learner is left behind.” Guest speakers at the school include Dean Banowetz, the self-proclaimed “Hair Ho.”
The Generational Theft Act fraud gets more hair-raising every day.
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Finally, a program from John Edwards!
I would’ve LEAST expected this coming out of NH. Must be because of all the leftist morons moving there (probably from VT)
Good grief!
Never forget that to a socialist “THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS”
Therefore bankrupting the capitalist system is justified if they can then take over everything and remake in their image.
Remembering that the Dear Leader’s only speech about controlling waste was his criticism of the military budget.
$37,000 just about covers his annual hair care expense.
The irony of it all is that the politicians are jumping on the CEOs for “wasting money” in their salaries, yet, you can see the government wastes more money on their junk programs. At least, my money isn’t stolen out of my paycheck for CEO salaries.
To a leftist, anything spent on national defense is wasted.
On the other hand, anything spent on regime defense is an entirely different matter.
MM, STOP! My blood pressure can’t take anymore today. Damn, obama is on vacation and all of a sudden we hear more and more nightmares happening under this bOzO.
Someone pinch me, this is a nightmare…right? right?
Anyone with a brain saw this kind of thing coming whenever one of these leftist toads slobbered on about ’stimulus.’ What a sad, sad day in America.
My collie says:
WE have HotAir, collie, and THEY have HotHair.
He’d better have deep pockets, Hawkeye.
You do have deep pockets. Wait, you didn’t think HE was paying for anything did you?
That’s pretty useless. After all, Americans have been ripping their hair out over Duh One and his idiotic policies.
So, there’s no hair for them TO style.
Instead, that money should have gone to a school to teach Mrs. Duh One how to dress like a First Lady.
I find this highly offensive and a micro-inequity. Us Follically-challenged Americans can’t take part in this gov’t program.
I demand equality!
I wonder which one gets their hair ‘did’ at the Bedford school? I mean, you don’t really believe it was random?
What about the stimulus money used for sex research? One group will study why drugs cause greater sexual desire. This, from the crowd that grew up in the era of sex, drugs and rock ‘n’
roll.
How is it legal to run any kind of school, charging admission, and not be able to satisfy the requirements of the state to either certify or show proof of completion of a required study course? No diploma or degree?
soooo, they’re gonna study c!alis, v!@gr@ & lev!tra?
(had to do that–those words [!] wouldn’t pass muster)
Michelle, the first two phrases should have links to your previous articles about the simulated stimulus programs.
This is what confuses me about the whole stimulus (and yes, I realize I am not nearly as intelligent as those members of Congress and our President). But when I drive down I-5 and see signs with that stupid stimulus logo on it, and drive through some workzone where they’re repaving a road they just paved 2 years ago, it looks like all the trucks are DOT trucks, and all the workers are the same DOT workers who have ALWAYS worked for the DOT – so how is this creating jobs if the people who are already employed are simply getting a new paving project to work on?
Your money — hair today, gone tomorrow.
next we will be putting money into the acorn coffers through the Silky Jones Shool of How to be a Ho. Eddie Murphy will revive his snl character which grew out of the rampant corruption of the hairdresser schools and truckdriving schools being funded by the taxpayer the Silky Jones just had to get in on the gubmint cheese. sounds familiar.
Errah, how many barbers does Medicaid and Medicare employ??!!!
Errah, Hair Ho, Hair Ho, its off to work I go . . . .
Errah, If I had only known we were saving 4 million hair ho jobs I would have gotten behind this plan a lot sooner.
Dear Mr. Prezident, I’m starting the “Academy For Better Breathing” which will not give degrees but instruct people on the crucial skill of breathing IN and breathing OUT. Please forward $1,500,000.00 for start-up expenses.
Regards,
R. Sarcastic Mobperson.
This “bleed us all dry” spending spree for the gov’s hair-brained projects is just driving the economy further into the dumper.
Roubini is warning of a double-dip recession. How can you have a double-dip when we haven’t recovered from the first recession?
Is American on its way to becoming a land where half of the people do your hair and the other half do your nails? Will government subsidized hair cuts eventually cost $5000? I can’t afford much more free government stuff…
designed to eventually destroy the economy, make us all completely dependent upon the government and ZERO and his minnions richer.
Oh, I’m sure she knows how to dress like a First Lady, for the appropriate audience. Bet she dresses her best for partying with ZERO’s leftest mentors and assorted tyranical heads of state. We are not worthy.
The payment to the defunct beauty school is like one of the payments Obama made through some foundation when he was in Chicago–he hired a couple of supporters to build a park, and they disappeared with the funds.
No park. No records. No problem.
The Chicago Way.
Would the term “nappy headed ho’s” be inappropriate?
I am curious, I always try to be appropriate.
arizona, you can’t say that you racist bigot homophobe sexist and on a bad day republican beast. cbs is out to fire you, so turn in your blogging credentials to the nearest msm office. but hey, satelite radio is looking for a new stand-up act, so boogey down.
Well I see out tax dollars, er, Chinese loans, went to good use.