And now: Cash for Convicts!

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 25, 2009 10:43 AM

Just to recap:

Cash for Clunkers.

Cash for Kitchen Appliances.

Cash for Coiffures.

And now…Cash for Convicts. Really.

The feckless feds are begging prisoners to give the money back. Really:

Federal economic stimulus cash was handed out to cons behind bars in Bay State prisons after a bureaucratic snafu resulted in $250 checks being sent to some inmates – and now red-faced feds want it back.

“Taxpayers already believe the inmates are running the asylum in Washington,” U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) said in a statement. “Now it appears they are being compensated for their efforts.”

Not only did the feds send the cash to incarcerated cons, but they failed to respond to state officials who sounded the alarm about the inmate windfall – now the subject of a national probe.

The state Department of Correction initially withheld stimulus checks mailed to 23 inmates because prison officials believed the convicts were not entitled to the cash, said DOC spokeswoman Diane Wiffin.

The DOC said it released the funds after the federal government ignored several requests for guidance.

“In the absence of a formal directive, DOC determined that it did not have grounds to continue to withhold the checks from the recipients,” Wiffin said in an e-mail.

The Herald learned yesterday the U.S. Social Security Administration is asking at least 14 of the Bay State prisoners to return the cash. Inmates are generally not allowed to receive Social Security benefits while incarcerated.

It’s not clear if the cons have already spent the money in the commissary or elsewhere, however.

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  1. #1
    On August 25th, 2009 at 10:47 am, tiredofit08 said:

    I’ll be at Coburn’s town hall later this afternoon…should be interesting to hear what he has to say and the questions asked…If I get a chance I’ll be asking him why OK is spending 3.1 billion a year on care for illegal aliens who aren’t even supposed to be in the country let alone stealing from the American taxpayers…

  2. #2
    On August 25th, 2009 at 10:54 am, GraniteMan said:

    These are the Ya Ya’s that want to counsel us on end of life procedures, health care and what treatments to receive from our Doctor? Why, what could go wrong?

  3. #3
    On August 25th, 2009 at 10:56 am, tre said:

    Well, with the help of ACORN, prisoners voted for him by the bus load. So, he owes them.

  4. #4
    On August 25th, 2009 at 10:57 am, vcferlita said:

    This is great! I have absolutely no problem with the govt handling my health care. Thanks B.O.//sarc//

  5. #5
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:10 am, ajmontana said:

    It’s not clear if the cons have already spent the money in the commissary or elsewhere, however.

    ok, that made me laugh. ah, DUH!

  6. #6
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:12 am, ajmontana said:

    if ANY of those inmates have one nickel left I will send them $100.00. lmao

  7. #7
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:27 am, Savage24 said:

    The government doesn’t have the foggest idea on how to run anything. Look at any program they come up with, then look at the corruption that comes out of it.Stupid is as stupid does!

  8. #8
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:30 am, walterc said:

    It’s not clear if the cons have already spent the money in the commissary or elsewhere, however.

    I’m gonna guess “elsewhere”.

    My confidence in our government is starting to slip. Is it possible for the confidence level to fall below zero?

  9. #9
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:32 am, Pasadena Phil said:

    That gives me an idea. Let’s put these guys in charge of a national healthcare program! Brilliant!

  10. #10
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:36 am, Speakup said:

    Centralized power doesn’t work, a lesson we learned before 1776.

  11. #11
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:37 am, John Deaux said:

    the U.S. Social Security Administration is asking at least 14 of the Bay State prisoners to return the cash.

    If not, what are they going to do? Put them in jail?

  12. #12
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:37 am, nlebou said:

    that question is not being asked nearly enough tiredofit08

  13. #13
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:41 am, Mark Harvey said:

    YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

  14. #14
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:45 am, sonofdy said:

    I am with the convicts on this one.

    They were stupid enough to send them cash. The convicts should get to spend it. My beef is with the criminals in DC.

  15. #15
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:49 am, J S Ragman said:

    The feckless feds are begging prisoners to give the money back.

    Well they had better give it back, or else it’s . . . the comfy chair.

  16. #16
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:53 am, Auggie Dog said:

    Just for the record. The Bay State is this stupid blue wasteland called Massachusetts. Fat Teddy would have been all for giving the criminals the money in the first place. And Kerry the ghost was for it, before he was against it.

  17. #17
    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:55 am, Defector01 said:

    Here, take my health care. I know you’ll do a great job on it

  18. #18
    On August 25th, 2009 at 12:00 pm, rainbow said:

    Everyday _ _it happens. When is all this going to stop? How can we remove these baffoons from office and how quickly? Can we get a petition legally to remove POTUS from office? Someone pleae help. What a cesspool!

  19. #19
    On August 25th, 2009 at 12:01 pm, pueblo1032 said:

    Convicts to FEDS: SO SUE ME!!! Wow, these are the MORONS who want to run YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE PROGRAM… Yeah, RIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHT!!!

  20. #20
    On August 25th, 2009 at 12:09 pm, Southpaw said:

    If cons in prison can get stimulus money, guess what con-artists with ties to the Nerobama administration must be getting away with.

    IT”S OUR MONEY!!!

  21. #21
    On August 25th, 2009 at 12:24 pm, Misscheryl said:

    11:36 am, Speakup said:
    Centralized power doesn’t work, a lesson we learned before 1776.

    Apparently, we forgot.

  22. #22
    On August 25th, 2009 at 12:30 pm, vickisoup said:

    I like what I’m seeing and hearing from Tom Coburn. He’s one to watch in 2012.
    8)

  23. #23
    On August 25th, 2009 at 12:37 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    These liberal morons scream bloody murder when the Pentagon spends $500 for a hammer or $2000 for a coffee maker. That’s corruption and mismanagement!

    But it’s a “slight oversight in the disbursment of funds to Incarcerated-Americans” when the liberals spend money unwisely.

    *******************
    Liberal Dictionary.

    The Military – a huge hole into which money for otherwise grand socialist programs is wasted. Full of nothing but fraud, corruption, and waste.

    Social Security – a grand socialist program that is more than adequate to serve the needs of the people. Not one credible instance of fraud or waste has ever been proven.

    Medicare, Welfare, etc. – see Social Security.

  24. #24
    On August 25th, 2009 at 12:37 pm, Misscheryl said:

    vicki - I doubt Coburn would run for president although if he does, I’ll vote for him in a heartbeat. He’s the best thing the Republican’s and/or conservatives have going for them right now.

  25. #25
    On August 25th, 2009 at 12:39 pm, cheapseat said:

    ditto all above. incompetence without consequences. “work” for the gubmint and you too can become a mindless careless cretin and still get an annual raise.

  26. #26
    On August 25th, 2009 at 1:00 pm, zorro said:

    Great. Just great. Just goes to show that democrats are unfit to lead free people. Incompetence is the norm.

    By the way, do you know of any republicans who have received a stimulus check? I don’t know of any.

  27. #27
    On August 25th, 2009 at 1:01 pm, JP_Texan said:

    IDIOTS!

  28. #28
    On August 25th, 2009 at 1:19 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Rahmbo is headed down there in his dancing shoes to demand that money back…

  29. #29
    On August 25th, 2009 at 1:35 pm, rightisright said:

    you have to admit the giverment is very consistent, they can’t run any program correct…and our esteemed representatives want us to believe they can run a 2 trillion $plus health care program…you betcha, where do I sign up? If I hurry I may be towards the head of the line for my cyanide pill…dumb a$$bureaucrats.

  30. #30
    On August 25th, 2009 at 1:49 pm, lonecanoeist said:

    Just how and where does an inmate cash a check. How many check forgers received a check? Too funny.

  31. #31
    On August 25th, 2009 at 2:02 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    How many check forgers received a check?

    Bingo!

    Now the gov’t has given the paper hangers a copy of their stimulus checks! I’m sure these fine, upstanding, Incarcerated-Americans would never use this information for anything illegal once they get out.

    Geez!

  32. #32
    On August 25th, 2009 at 2:14 pm, Dimsdale said:

    How about “cash for new politicians?”

    Take your old, worn, corrupt, money wasting, hot air producing (think global warming!) incumbent, and get a few bucks to trade him in for a new model.

  33. #33
    On August 25th, 2009 at 3:32 pm, SpeakEasy said:

    The only thing that will stop this slide is a revolt. I am for a peaceful but serious variety like refusing to pay taxes on the grounds that taking my money just to give it away to someone else is slavery. I am getting nothing of value for my money therefore it is simply confiscating property from me to give to someone else. The Dems are still on the wrong side of civil rights- their followers are just too stupid to realize it.

  34. #34
    On August 25th, 2009 at 3:43 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    I do not doubt that at all. For more than 2 years after my mother-in-law’s passing we were returning her SS checks. Then we had to return her Cost of Living Adjustment check. After Social Security realized she was dead they sent her a letter asking for their money.

    We sent in a change of address:

    1212 N. Center St
    Mesa, AZ

    It is the Mesa Cemetery :oops:

  35. #35
    On August 25th, 2009 at 3:51 pm, blues said:

    Never ceases to amaze me just how the government can find ways to screw up.What do these people do,lie in bed at night thinking of ways to make themselves more stupid?

  36. #36
    On August 25th, 2009 at 4:03 pm, happy2behere said:

    I want a check from the government for having to put up with their incompentce.

  37. #37
    On August 25th, 2009 at 4:04 pm, inspiredhome said:

    My ferrets want to know where their stimulus checks are.

    Cash for raisins!

  38. #38
    On August 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm, happy2behere said:

    Sorry – too much multi-tasking, s/b incompetence.

  39. #39
    On August 25th, 2009 at 4:11 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah will the FEDs accept repayment in toilet bordeaux and custom made shivs??!!

  40. #40
    On August 25th, 2009 at 4:14 pm, Elm Creek Smith said:

    What are they going to do to the convicts if they don’t return the money, throw them in jail?

    ECS

  41. #41
    On August 25th, 2009 at 4:17 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah is there a tally on how may convicts were able to do a trade-in on the Cash for Clunkers program? “My chicken wire mesh windowed prison bus only gets 8 mpg; I’m looking for something a little more energy efficient like a Toyota Prius!”

  42. #42
    On August 25th, 2009 at 4:19 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah

    On August 25th, 2009 at 4:14 pm, Elm Creek Smith said: What are they going to do to the convicts if they don’t return the money, throw them in jail?

    Midterms are in 2010! Bah Dah Bing!!!!

  43. #43
    On August 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm, graysonret said:

    And these are the people you want running your health care? Good luck and buy a plot early.

  44. #44
    On August 25th, 2009 at 5:11 pm, nail49 said:

    Federal economic stimulus cash was handed out to cons behind bars in Congress

    Nothing new here…

  45. #45
    On August 25th, 2009 at 10:48 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On August 25th, 2009 at 11:10 am, ajmontana said:

    It’s not clear if the cons have already spent the money in the commissary or elsewhere, however.

    ok, that made me laugh. ah, DUH!

    Yeah, as if they would all be rushing to their investment bankers or something…

  46. #46
    On August 26th, 2009 at 8:53 am, jangar said:

    It’s not clear if the cons have already spent the money in the commissary or elsewhere, however.

    …or purchasing crack from a guard.

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