Hair-raising: More hard-hitting MSM coverage of Michelle Obama

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 28, 2009 01:47 PM

Last week, the tough-nosed MSM dug deep to uncover the scandal of Michelle Obama’s shorts.

This week, TIME magazine shows the suck-ups how it’s really done.

The prestigious publication investigates…

Michelle Obama’s hair.

Yes, her hair.

You will learn “Why Michelle’s Hair Matters.”

You will get explosive details about her updos and silky strands.

And also, her hair is all your fault:

The choice many black women make to alter their hair’s natural texture has undeniable historical and psychological underpinnings. It has been attributed to everything from a history of oppression and assimilation to media-influenced notions of beauty…

Because this is the important news you need to know.

Ignore the crony ties, her meddling in the firing of the Americorps inspector general, and her central role in Team Obama’s Culture of Corruption.

What you need to know is the difference between a “flip-out” and “flip-under.”

Stay informed!

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  1. #1
    On August 28th, 2009 at 1:49 pm, spaceycakes said:

    silky strands.

    LOL

  2. #2
    On August 28th, 2009 at 1:52 pm, rike101 said:

    Funny, they don’t allow comments on the article on Time’s website.

    I really wanted to leave one.

  3. #3
    On August 28th, 2009 at 1:53 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Sorry, my laughter has to do with what I’ve heard so many times that I could actually vomit with rage…

    The choice many black women make to alter their hair’s natural texture has undeniable historical and psychological underpinnings. It has been attributed to everything from a history of oppression and assimilation to media-influenced notions of beauty

  4. #4
    On August 28th, 2009 at 1:58 pm, NormalAmericanInLA said:

    Where’s my “LOL” sign.. the one with Obama’s “O” logo in the middle?

  5. #5
    On August 28th, 2009 at 1:59 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    It has been attributed to everything from a history of oppression and assimilation…

    Geez! Even hairstyles have to do with racism!

    Typical. Socialist. Garbage.

  6. #6
    On August 28th, 2009 at 1:59 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    My reaction is the same as the to-do over her shorts.
    Yawn…..

  7. #7
    On August 28th, 2009 at 1:59 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Unfortunately, this important information concerning her hair has been overshadowed by Teddy…

  8. #8
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:01 pm, jencab said:

    It’s all a distraction.

  9. #10
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:03 pm, Red State Skeptic said:

    Heaven forbid the media cover something that readers are actually interested in. Like it or not, Michelle Obama is a bona fide fashion icon, which — newsflash — Americans care about.

  10. #11
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:04 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    “Most corrupt and dangerous administration ev…LOOK! Elvis!”

  11. #12
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:05 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:03 pm, Red State Skeptic said:

    Heaven forbid the media cover something that readers are actually interested in. Like it or not, Michelle Obama is a bona fide fashion icon, which — newsflash — Americans care about.

    (said with a straight face, no doubt)

  12. #13
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:06 pm, Katycue said:

    Good grief. They can’t possibly be serious about this drivel, can they?

  13. #15
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:11 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Heaven forbid the media cover something that readers are actually interested in. Like it or not, Michelle Obama is a bona fide fashion icon, which — newsflash — Americans care about.

    Bystander A: “Who is that nicely dressed woman who is turning away the poor from the hospital emergency room?”

    Bystander B: “Why that’s Michelle Obama. She sure looks great with bare arms!”

    Bystander A: “Yes, and the way her her flips up just shouts ‘I have a $300,000 a year unecessary job!’”

  14. #16
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:12 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    oops. “her hair” – and I even used preview… (sigh)..

  15. #17
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:13 pm, bradley said:

    Looks like a wig to me. If it is, it’s a bad one, if it isn’t, she should buy one. Maybe a nice blonde one, those seem popular on the South Side of Chicago. I’ve seen several.

  16. #18
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:13 pm, John Deaux said:

    The choice many black women make to alter their hair’s natural texture has undeniable historical and psychological underpinnings. It has been attributed to everything from a history of oppression and assimilation to media-influenced notions of beauty…

    Or it could be that women like changing how their hair looks.

    Say, that would also explain why white women get perms, dye their hair, etc.

  17. #19
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:13 pm, madmonkphotog said:

    Next news flash: Who Is Doing the Obama Family Laundry?

  18. #20
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:14 pm, sonofdy said:

    (said with a straight face, no doubt)

    I am sure red state bigot actualy believes that. Seriously. I believe he does.

    With the economy collapsing, war looming and everything else going on in the world….

  19. #21
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:15 pm, bradley said:

    Her job paid $400,000 after Obama got the government to “grant” her hospital employer a few million dollars. Afterwards, she got a nice $200,000 raise. All due to her expertise, no doubt. Maybe she had a really good hair day. No one knows.

  20. #22
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:16 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Heaven forbid the media cover something that readers are actually interested in.

    Believe me, the media will only cover that which Heaven forbids. Crap is King.

  21. #23
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:16 pm, Auggie Dog said:

    Again, There are more important things to worry about. Like, What is she hiding in her cheeks?

  22. #24
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:19 pm, jsr said:

    I quit reading Time about 8 years ago after as it had sunk to such shallow and biased coverage there was rarely any serious news or interesting commentary. However I was in a waiting room several week ago and picked it up to pass time. As shallow and biased as it was several years ago I was amazed to see it had reached even new lows. I could get more serious news out of People Magazine for Teens and and more balanced analysis from a DNC press bulletin. Who would pay to read this tripe? It is sad to see this once great magazine, which actually provided some interesting reading 25 years ago, reduced to an Oprah Winfrey version of news coverage.

  23. #25
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:20 pm, mom2jack said:

    Not to be outdone, stay tuned next week for Newsweek’s hard-hitting investigative piece on FLOTUS’s many lip gloss colors.

    (Admittedly I did not click through to the Time article – I don’t want that “reporter” to get the idea that people actually care)

  24. #26
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:21 pm, Auggie Dog said:

    Like it or not, Michelle Obama is a bona fide fashion icon, which — newsflash — Americans care about.

    I asked around, no one cares.

  25. #27
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:23 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Time spent on Michelle O. is time wasted that can be used on real issues.

  26. #28
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:24 pm, right_on said:

    You will get explosive details about her updos and silky strands.

    Is it wrong for her to want hair like Charlie Rangel?

  27. #29
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:27 pm, happyscrapper said:

    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:11 pm, AlohaGuy said:
    Bystander A: “Who is that nicely dressed woman who is turning away the poor from the hospital emergency room?”

    Bystander B: “Why that’s Michelle Obama. She sure looks great with bare arms!”

    Bystander A: “Yes, and the way her hair flips up just shouts ‘I have a $300,000 a year unecessary job!’”

    Smiles…laughter…kudos!!

  28. #30
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:28 pm, Truesoldier said:

    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:03 pm, Red State Skeptic said:
    Heaven forbid the media cover something that readers are actually interested in.

    An interesting look into the mind of a liberal….

  29. #31
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:29 pm, Truesoldier said:

    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:03 pm, Red State Skeptic said:
    Heaven forbid the media cover something that readers are actually interested in.

    RSS is that anything like Enquiring minds wnat to know?

  30. #32
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:34 pm, happyscrapper said:

    Lots of great laughs on this thread and I needed them…thanks all!

  31. #33
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:46 pm, tonyr951 said:

    The only thing I like about The One being POTUS is it seems to have shut her up

  32. #34
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:52 pm, shooter said:

    Just yesterday I was thinking how vacant America is with this first lady michelle obama and what could have been.

    I was never sold on McCain BUT Cindy McCain would have visited a dozen countries and most probably helped half a million people in America and around the world by now. REAL HELP.
    Actually, she might have still helped thousands since January, we just don’t know about it, haven’t been told about it by the obamedia.

    Cindy McCain would have been one of the best First Lady’s we’ve ever seen…instead we get ’shorts, hair, not proud of America, racial card playing-tint with every possible subject PLUS, more mean and corrupt baggage than Samsonite had bags.

    Geeee, thanks.
    Mishrill Obama is a disgrace with a garden. (planted in crap)

  33. #35
    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:59 pm, Regulus said:

    The donk media’s state of willful denial and wishful thinking reminds me of Christopher Reeve in the 1980 movie “Somewhere in Time”: trying to will himself backward in time by repeating to himself:

    “It IS the year 1912! It IS the year 1912! It IS the year 1912…”

    – Just replace “the year 1912″ with “Camelot” and there is no difference in either the media’s intent or the pathetic state of mind behind it.

  34. #37
    On August 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm, shooter said:

    and assimilation to media-influenced notions of beauty

    wait…WAIT…wait a minute.
    Isn’t this the same media trying to convince us of her “beauty”?
    These fools (the media) don’t even know when they dis themselves.

    Its been over a year and I’m not convinced, not even swayed.

    Just disgusted.
    Inner ugliness does show, even thru hair straighteners.

  35. #38
    On August 28th, 2009 at 3:09 pm, nacho475 said:

    I’m neither high maintenance nor superficial: I’m a black woman. My focus on hair feels like a birthright. It is my membership in an exclusive, historical club, with privileges, responsibilities, infighting and bylaws that are rewritten every decade.

    Not once when I’ve seen an image of our First Lady has it been lost on me that she is also a member. I don’t see just an easy, bouncy do. I see the fruits of a time-consuming effort to convey a carefully calculated image. In the next-day ponytail, I see a familiar defeat.

    huh?!?!

    that’s from the second page of the article. do people really think this???

    IT’S HAIR!!!!

  36. #39
    On August 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    happyscrapper

    :)

  37. #40
    On August 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm, Thomas said:

    It’s not like they are doing anything different now than they’ve done in the past.

    At Home With Laura Bush

    Barbara Bush The Silver Fox

    Is Time magazine biased towards the left? I think so. Is this anything to get upset about? Not really. This is a puff piece. Nothing more. Nothing less.

  38. #41
    On August 28th, 2009 at 3:14 pm, denver republican said:

    Can we just name Laura Bush Permanent First Lady?

  39. #42
    On August 28th, 2009 at 3:22 pm, Elm Creek Smith said:

    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:03 pm, Red State Skeptic said:
    Heaven forbid the media cover something that readers are actually interested in. Like it or not, Michelle Obama is a bona fide fashion icon, which — newsflash — some shallow, unthinking or brainwashed Americans care about.

    People interested in issues could care less about FLOTUS’ hair, bare arms, or bad-idea shorts.

    ECS

  40. #43
    On August 28th, 2009 at 3:27 pm, ajmontana said:

    Cha Cha Cha Chia…la, la, la…..

  41. #44
    On August 28th, 2009 at 3:31 pm, tre said:

    Duh One’s poll numbers are dive-bombing. Support for his socialized health care bill is crashing. People are realizing that “Cash For Clunkers” was a clunker itself. “Stimulus” didn’t stimulate anything.

    The media is just desparate for something good to say about them, that’s all.

  42. #45
    On August 28th, 2009 at 4:01 pm, docflash said:

    I dont care what she does with the hair,she is still a double bagger.

  43. #46
    On August 28th, 2009 at 4:13 pm, rambler said:

    Oh, please….when is this woman going to get over herself. Just get hubby to appoint a make over czar and then she can blame the czar.

  44. #47
    On August 28th, 2009 at 4:28 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    Hey, lgm. Aren’t you going to post your usual condemnation of MM covering something trivial and stupid? Oh wait, it’s your darling MSM who is doing the deed. Never mind.

  45. #48
    On August 28th, 2009 at 5:15 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    It’s a good thing we don’t have a war going on or any administration officials involved in any scandals or anything so that these journalists can do these kinds of stories.
    /barf

  46. #50
    On August 28th, 2009 at 6:21 pm, Dimsdale said:

    Her hair is a nice tribute to James Brown…

  47. #51
    On August 28th, 2009 at 6:28 pm, emjem24 said:

    Red State Skeptic said:
    Heaven forbid the media cover something that readers are actually interested in. Like it or not, Michelle Obama is a bona fide fashion icon, which — newsflash — Americans care about.

    Fashion and the way people look is for the brain dead.

    Thanks for changing the subject. It’s nice to know you’re now juggling multiple threads with the same technique.

    Personally, this woman is ugly inside and out. Just another racial pimp playing it up for the cameras. If this woman is any more loving than Hillary Clinton was to her own daughter, I’ll be shocked.

    Honestly, I don’t get why people suddenly qualify fashion as a factor in someone’s favorability and suitability for role model status. How fake can you get? :roll:

  48. #52
    On August 28th, 2009 at 6:50 pm, infidel4life said:

    The choice many black women make to alter their hair’s natural texture……..has been attributed to everything from a history of oppression…

    Un-freaking-believable how these media fools slobber over their “oppressed” [insert-minority-victim-group-here] brothers and sisters. There wil never be equality in our society as long as these self-loathing white liberals insist on demonizing whites and deifying minorites.

  49. #53
    On August 28th, 2009 at 6:57 pm, infidel4life said:

    On August 28th, 2009 at 2:03 pm, Red State Skeptic said:

    Heaven forbid the media cover something that readers are actually interested in. Like it or not, Michelle Obama is a bona fide fashion icon, which — newsflash — Americans care about.

    Riiiight. The same mental midget Americans who think everything is gonna be sunshine and lollipops (and free stuff for everyone!) now that their Benevolent Messiah and His Queen are running things.

  50. #54
    On August 28th, 2009 at 7:08 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Bitter MamaBama is one slick Chicago gangsta and that is ALL she it. Besides the Bitter Mama hat I have Michelle Malkin’s book Culture of Corruption: Obama and His Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks, and Cronies (still unsigned I might add) which really lays out just how bold these Chicago Democrats are at feeding from the public trough. BitterMoma makes $300K a year at a make work job and whines how tough she and Hussein have it! Stones on that lady.

    That he MSM is a bunch of hind tit whores is a given.

  51. #55
    On August 28th, 2009 at 8:01 pm, Common Sense said:

    I guess it will be another couple of generations – at least – before we talk about a woman’s brains and accomplishments (or lack there of M.O.) instead of her hair, clothes, and makeup.

  52. #56
    On August 28th, 2009 at 8:28 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    I never noticed the hair. I can’t get past those soulsucking eyes!

    …Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.

  53. #57
    On August 28th, 2009 at 8:52 pm, Ceroth said:

    Hey Lursa, your Bat’leth is waiting at the other end of your phalanx of warriors with painsticks. I do think that the painsticks are for us who have to look at your god awful face.

  54. #58
    On August 28th, 2009 at 9:20 pm, Jimmie said:

    B…F….D….women do all sorts of things with their hair…lighten up for Gods sake…

  55. #59
    On August 28th, 2009 at 9:58 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    On August 28th, 2009 at 6:50 pm, infidel4life said:

    There wil never be equality in our society as long as these self-loathing white liberals insist on demonizing whites and deifying minorites.

    Their desire is paradoxical. The “chattering-class” minority victimites insist that we whites (us whites?) go color-blind and consider them “equals”. The first thing we must do in order to accomplish that is to recognize that they are “people of color” and try to treat them equally. It can’t be done. It’s like saying to someone, “don’t think of x”. Well, it isn’t possible to think of x in order to then not try to think about it. Militant minorities who demand this and that are not interested in “equality”. They are interested in money, influence, power, and control.

  56. #60
    On August 28th, 2009 at 10:57 pm, rightisright said:

    it hasn’t helped her look any…that is one ugly woman…inside and out.

  57. #61
    On August 28th, 2009 at 10:58 pm, BrianNY said:

    #9 said:

    Michelle Obama is a bona fide fashion icon

    These days, who isn’t?

  58. #62
    On August 29th, 2009 at 9:11 am, zoyclem said:

    “More hard-hitting MSM coverage of Michelle Obama” – another Bigfoot story?

  59. #63
    On August 29th, 2009 at 9:54 am, PJ said:

    “Her Ugliness” and “beautiful” in the same sentence?? What an oxymoron.

  60. #64
    On August 29th, 2009 at 3:37 pm, Tazed and Confused said:

    Michelle’s hair will never overcome the ugliness in her heart.

  61. #66
    On August 30th, 2009 at 8:30 am, beachmom said:

    Oooooo!!! I’m so impressed with this newsworthy story.
    Next week will they do a story about all the white women who change the natural appearance of their hair color or the natural texture of their hair with curling irons and blow dryers?

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