Latest Girls Gone Wild culture outrage: Pole-dancing dolls and t-shirt pasties

Thought I’d seen it all.
Porn star prom dresses. Kiddie thongs. Little Miss Hooters. Pimp and ho Halloween costumes.
The 9-year-old and 11-year-old daughters of Bruce Jenner swinging on a stripper pole.
But no.
The Girls Gone Wild culture has sunk even lower.
There are now pole-dancing dolls and kiddie t-shirts with pasties.
Welcome to the Death of Innocence, Pt. 9,990,107.
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And people sometimes wonder why I don’t want kids?
Who needs to deal with the stress of trying to keep your 7 year old girl from this stuff?
Who buys this stuff??? I mean, really? I don’t get why in the world there would be any kind of market for this junk.
Being half drunk everyday is another good reason not to have kids…..
My initial reaction was that the pole-dancing doll isn’t as skanky as the Bratz line of dolls. Sexualization of children is one more sign of our nation’s moral decline.
There’s this magic little word, seldom used in Liberal households- NO, that and realizing that you’re not always going to be popular with your little munchkins and that that is okay.
Outrage from the National Organization of Women in 7, 6, 5, 4…….
/sarc
I have 11 and 14 year old daughters, and it’s always a challenge to keep them clothed in things that aren’t revealing or too tight. It’s very frustrating. We didn’t allow Bratz in our house because they were so overtly skanky. I’m glad that my next 2 children are boys because I think in the coming years it will be harder and harder to come up with suitable clothing for them to wear. The boys are so easy in comparison.
Oh, and I’m not afraid to say that dreaded 2 letter word “no”. My kids don’t understand, but I have to assume that they will when they have kids of their own.
Somewhere, some parent is thinking that this is okay.
Mind you, probably lots of ‘parents’.
Does NAMBLA have dolls yet?
The feminists used to attack Barbie as an inappropriate toy for little girls.
I guess skanky is less offensive than swanky.
If one’s children want this stuff, say “NO.”
For parents who would buy this for their children, then I think THEY are the ones in need of “the rod of correction.”
Chapoutier, I’ll pray more for you. It’s true, being a parent is hard, especially with what they are exposed to now. But, that little warm body cuddled up on your shoulder is a feeling that just can’t be put into words.
Don’t know, but I certainly wouldn’t want to run THAT google search. I might not be able to sleep for the rest of my life.
chapoutier, it’s more like
‘who needs the stress of keeping 52 year old men from your seven year old?’
What I find disturbing is a fair percentage of “mothers” who,wanting to be more friend than parent not only condone this behavior but encourage it.To see a “mother” with a matching Tramp Stamp like her daughter along with various piercings turns my stomach.The two could be transported from the mall to a seedy side of town and they would both be picked up for suspicion of prostitution due to their suggestive style of dress
Because parents buy it for them! They want to be hip, cool, “friends” rather than – you know – actual parents.
This reminds me a little of this story I heard the other day about a group of moms who are targeting the ice cream man. Why, you ask? Well, here’s one of the brilliant insights:
Yeah, you read that right. This mom wouldn’t let her kid have an ice cream, the kid has a tantrum, and now the mom – rather than learning to say no and mean it – is trying to ban the ice cream man.
And people wonder why kids today are rude, selfish, lazy and entitled…
That’s all right. We don’t think you should reproduce either.
Fair point.
Chap,
I have three nephews and I love all three of them to death and I think my brother and his wife are saints for how they are raising them, but I tend to side with you on this one. Though it is probably a failing of mine that I don’t know if I am up to the stress of raising youngsters in todays society.
Are we sure that this is real?
It looks almost too “good” to be true – I’d say it’s a joke. I’ve not been able to find the actual doll anywhere, just the photo on different blogs.
Are we being spoofed? (hope so!)
The same people that would purchase this JUNK, are the same ones who LAMENT TEEN SEXTING, wringing their hands, oh my what can I do to control it??? When the simple answer is, GIVE YOUR LITTLE CHERUBS A PHONE THAT DOES NOT TAKE PICTURES!!!
Once in awhile I’ll run into a parent – a mom, typically – who will comment on their daughter’s semi (or fully) inappropriate attire. When it happens, they are normally saying something like “she just HAD to have __________… they grow up so fast.”
I’ve gotten into the habit of asking them, very nonchalantly, “That’s great. Is she already f***ing her boyfriend?”
I then pause, straightfaced, and follow it with “because I presume that’s the objective here, right? I mean, why dress like that if you weren’t looking to get naked and sweaty, right?”
Sometimes it gets heated, but how can they possibly win that “discussion?” More often they’re simply offended, and we “don’t bump into each other” as much as we used to.
Either way, I’m good. The more subtle approaches don’t seem to get through to these moronic parents.
Rob – that’s awesome.
Did I miss the outcome of your situation last week?
John Deaux–aren’t they still playing post office over there in that ‘monster thread’?
hmmm?
Miley Cyrus (can’t spell it) recently did a pole dance at a Teen awards thing. So much for thinking she was a good influence on young girls. Her dad defended it. Unbelievable!!
If Miley were my daughter, i’d have beat her a$$ on national television.
The U.S. is seriously on the road to ruin if we cannot, or refuse to, defend our children.
Oh come on!
What parent doesn’t look at their newborn daughter, laying in her bassinet, sleeping peacefully and silently prays, “Dear Lord, please bless my precious daughter with the confidence and hotness to dance naked in front of drunken, sweaty, lonely old men who throw crumpled dollar bills at her for 10 hours a night?” This product just helps those prayers become reality!
You people! So judgemental!
(Do I need a sarc tag on this one?)
Matty,
You forgot the various VD’s that they’ll catch, as well as the drug addictions. I include those in ALL of my prayers over infants…
(and like you “/sarc”)
What do you expect from the same society that thinks an adult woman should shave or wax? You do understand the look that they’re going for, right?
First rule of monster thread is: You do not talk about monster thread.
Second rule of monster thread is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MONSTER THREAD.
On topic:I think sultanp might be right. I am trying to find some sort of original reference to the dolls and can find nothing. Also, the packaging looks suspicious. Who uses the descriptor “Interesting” on packaging?
Pole dancing is evidently becoming socially and publically acceptable, while a deserved spanking (not a beating), privately or publically, is just about guaranteed to get you a visit by the authorities and arreseted.
Something decidedly wrong about that picture.
Only when they’re left alone.
Yeah, and the doll isn’t nearly Bratzy enough either.
we have truly lost our moral compass. the assault on religion and religiosity have decayed our society to the point where female teachers are sexually abusing teenage boys, gay male pedophiles have a club advocating their insanity. welcome to the world of europe wannabe’s. it’s soooo sophisticated.
On the plus side, a list of who buys this would probably be a good starting point to find a whole bunch of pedophiles…
What is the over/under on this being on O’Rilley today?
Marketed by those who control our education system, national elected offices, finanicial system, and spread the fear about global warming….
…”it’s for ‘the children’!”
Humans these days seem to have an almost obsessive impulse from Facebook, to Twitter, to YouTube, to this kind of conduct to draw attention to themsleves.
They almost seem desparate to try and do anything that makes their lives public. Narcisissm has become an epidemic.
“Hi. I’m Chris Hansen, from Dateline NBC. You wanna put that doll down and step away from the cash register? I have a few questions I’d like to ask.”
“Uhhh…I didn’t mean nothing by it! I was just trying to get them off the shelves! It was going right in the dumpster!”
“Uh huh. I see. Why then would you bring two fresh AA batteries and a six pack of wine coolers?”
“It’s my first time! I’ve never done this before! Honest!”
“Well…I’m looking at your WalMart receipts for the past year right now and they tell a different story…”
I like pole dancing girls.
chap,
Are you reading off a deposition? Does lawyer-client privilege prevent you from telling us exactly how you seem to have so much knowledge on this subject?
I think it got posted in another thread, but our son Stephen (pronounced “Steven”) was born on Thursday at 8:07 am, weight 8 lbs. 2 oz, 19 inches long. He was named for a dear friend of my husband’s who passed away in 2003. We’re home and doing well…and tired.
chap & John Deaux–that’s fine. As long as ‘they’ don’t come into these threads & ask us to donate.
They seemed so happy to be rid of me. I’m sure lots of virtual champagne was served.
Chap and hunter, yes it’s work and even if you try to do all the right things it’s still a “toss of the dice” (my daughter’s history teacher told me after a parent-teacher conference..eh hem) as to how they will behave.
It’s parents who take the easy way out who make it even worse. Don’t have kids if you aren’t committed to being hated for awhile by the one(s) you’d give your life for.
Congratulations, EQ!
I guess you’re the last of our baby boom here at MM.com. sonofdy, zeroangel and I all had ours a few months ago.
Rest up, you’ll need it.
“This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.” (2nd Timothy 3:1-7)
Was the message board a bit slow around 9 months ago?
It was national elections and the All Obama All the Time TV. Same thing as the TV being broken.
I think I need to do some research and find out who owns the company that makes this crap and give them the beating they deserve. I have 3 daughters.
Nonsense, please join us.
If you find that the doll is for real, let us know. We’re thinking its a hoax.
Multitasking is more than just drinking and driving.
Obviously tired because I posted before I finished…
He also has a wickedly lovely head of dark-blond hair. And no, before you ask, I didn’t have heartburn with this pregnancy…every person who saw him at the hospital asked me that.
As a mom of 2 boys, I lament that the baby clothing isn’t cuter (no frilly dresses or bows), but I’m thankful that I don’t have to worry about pole dancing dolls or slutty clothes.
Children have been the greatest blessings in our lives despite the unsavory pressures and influences of the world. We are responsible for guiding and growing our child’s values in society. We are responsible for teaching children right from wrong. It then becomes our responsibility to let the manufacturer know we as parents are not happy with this product. It’s worked before in some of the Bratz dolls and advertising. It can work here as well. As a parent of three, I do not let my children dress inappropriately nor do I allow them to play with such promiscuous toys. I use the dreaded “NO” a lot in our house.
Well me and my wife had IVF so what was on tv had nothing to do with it.
A and K were both frozen at one point which should be good for decades of teasing. I had one embryo left over which I donated to a childless couple I will never meet. I actualy tried to find a vet who could not reproduce anymore but I had no luck.
Hey spacey!
We are closing in on 10,000 on the monster thread. We want you to show up for the milestone event.
Did you get offended by something?
What happened to Joy?
LGM claiming this is just the reult of the Bush twins in 9, 8, 7, 6, 5…..
Two observations:
1. The portrayal of young girls as sexual objects completes the Animal Farm trajectory of the “Feminist” movement. They’ve “liberated” themselves right back into object status, only now they’ve taken their daughters with them.
2. Mark Steyn was right: eventually, the only “freedom” left in Western Civilization will be sexual liberty.
A liberal doesn’t care if your daughter is working at a strip club, as long as she’s being paid the minimum wage.
And if the club management encourages the 50-year old men in the audience to climb on stage and lick chocolate syrup off of your daughter’s body, the liberal will only be concerned with whether it’s fat-free syrup.
This is the world we live in.
I’ve been saying that for ages, especially when the same people who have a fit when people talk about abortion restrictions – the whole “keep your laws off my body”/”keep your Rosaries off my ovaries” line – turn around and have no problem with the government regulating diet and exercise, taxing “unhealthy” foods and punishing other lifestyle choices.
Congratulations, English Queen!
Give him a hug and kiss from my wife and me!
Hi, spacey! Thanks. I remember that.
Don’t blame you not letting zero have the satisfaction of seeing you crawl back.
One more thing, Regulus. They’ll be concerned whether the club owner is making a profit. If so, Duh One will want to nationalize all strip clubs and say the Government should provide a “Public Option” for them.
My solution was not having cable TV from 1994 to 2002. I just said ‘no’! So my two kids went through most of middle school to graduation with nothing ‘interesting’ on TV to keep them inside the house, (except Nintendo), so they went outside.
Nice post, Regulus.
red state bigot is busy feverishly taking down the details of the stores he can get this from…
Congratulations, englishqueen1!
Sounds like a beautiful, healthy baby boy. Bless his heart!
3. Camille Paglia says that sex is the intersection between man and nature. To be “sexually liberated” means to be chained by nature… again. And in the end, nature will destroy you.
Monster thread without spacey
Monster thread with spacey
Amen! I know of some very successfully raised children of families where the parents kept one television and one computer in the family room so they could monitor what their kids were doing. Also, no phones in the bedrooms – only in family areas. They don’t allow their kids to pierce, tattoo, or wear skanky clothes (after all, Mom and Dad have the purse strings). Their kids are modest, wholesome, and successful in school and sports.
Congrats EQ – I wish you and your family every happiness and joy!
How’s that Womens Liberation working for ya’?
Looks like it was just a ruse to turn women into sexualized slaves. Yes ma’am, if society can get you to take off your bra, schtupp anyone and everyone, you will be free.
Just wondering: Is the doll’s name Aisha?
The t-shirt pasties are real. I found them here:
Twisted Twee
I am still looking for the doll, but I did look around and find a photo that wasn’t cropped as much as Michelle’s. That photo shows that these were on a shelf next to other items, but it’s unclear as to where.
Photo
And if you named your daughter “Cheyenne,” “Tawny,” or “Destiny,” her fate is sealed.
(Oh wait a second, Miley Cyrus’s birth name was “Destiny.” Uh oh.)
Or if your real name is something like mine:
Candy Cantaloupes
I read in the San Francisco Chronicle a few years about a store in San Francisco that takes Barbies and turns them into x rated figurines. It wouldn’t be a shock to learn that this store is responsible for the stripper dolls.
LOL, that’s funny.
The creator of Barbie was a closeted sex maniac. Barbie may not have changed much over the years, but the clothing line sure has gotten skimpier.
I feel the same way myself. There was a time, early in my marriage, that my husband didn’t want children and I was the one urging us to procreate. This was in my 20′s when I was more energetic and gung-ho. Right now, part of me just doesn’t want to deal with it, knowing what I know about our culture and degraded public education system.
It isn’t even possible to keep your kid away from a culture that no longer reveres childhood, innocence, and exploits them mercilessly (just see the commercials selling crap to kids on tv). I grew up in an age (the ’80′s) where Madonna was a sexualized icon to young girls. It can only go downhill from there.
As a teacher and maybe parent, all one can do is learn the word no and stick to it. Be there and parent when so many other parents just give in and look the other way. Be there to guide and tell your kids to enjoy their childhood and not give in to the evils of peer pressure or worse yet, pop culture.
This is why parenting has become so undervalued. Many of the babyboomer generation passed down their drug-taking, addiction-ridden ways to their kids, making parenting none essential. So many kids don’t have role models even in their own parents, so this kind of perverted crap that shortens kids’ childhoods with no challenge from the very people who should be there for their kids is disheartening.
It’s very saddening. And disturbing.
These are the same parents who drive their kids 2 blocks to the bus stop in a Hummer and sit there with the engine running until the bus comes. Even in nice weather.
The school is less than a 5 minute drive.
How did my grandparents say it? Something like “They don’t have the brains God gave them”.
As the mother of an early teen girl, I can tell you raising one is both wonderful and hair-raising. Comes with the territory, wouldn’t miss it for the world.
Plus, we need them to show us how to work all this technology stuff.
On a related note: I saw Reese Witherspoon on Ellen (I only stopped channel surfing because I think Reese is HOT) where she commented that one of her most used momisms was “I am your mother not your friend.” Ellen could not grasp the concept. No big surprise there given her lifestyle. For the record, I think Ellen has every right to live her life as she sees fit and I actually enjoy her humor.
Is this marketed and endorsed by Planned Parenthood? Or available in the giftshop before the exit door?