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1. #1
   On August 31st, 2009 at 3:26 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

   Oh no! Not Jessica Alba! (sob!)

2. #2
   On August 31st, 2009 at 3:27 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

   It never hurts to offer a little incentive, especially if your incentive has the potential to drive extreme right wingers crazy, so among our prizes is a grand-prize of a trip for two to Honolulu, Hawaii for a private tour of the hospital where President Obama was born,

   And which fargin hospital would that be?

3. #3
   On August 31st, 2009 at 3:30 pm, RobM1981 said:

   WAIT! WAIT! THERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE!

   This book is supposed to be small enough to fit in your vest pocket, and covered with a 100% red cover. You can buy them in Beijing. They sell them everywhere…

4. #4
   On August 31st, 2009 at 3:30 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

   All us racists need to ban TACO BELL. They are at the top of the chart with Rob Mckay as their leader!

5. #5
   On August 31st, 2009 at 3:32 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

   The continued rotting of the midwest and I used to live there. What a poor excuse.

6. #6
   On August 31st, 2009 at 3:32 pm, Socky said:

   Order today and get a free copy of Nancy Pelosi’s “Know Your Power.” Actually, a dozen copies. Two dozen?

7. #7
   On August 31st, 2009 at 3:34 pm, Just A Grunt said:

   You want to tour a hospital? How about Walter Reed to visit our wounded? Or maybe give them a real insight into how the VA healthcare system is run by giving them a tour of a local VA hospital complete with a complimentary colesotomy.

   Just to be clear Walter Reed is an active duty health care facility and not associated with the VA, which is why it is so much better. So good in fact that I think it closes next year and everything gets moved to Bethesda Naval Hospital.

8. #8
   On August 31st, 2009 at 3:36 pm, rambler said:

   Liberals can read??? There are only 50 ways to help BHO??? I’m sure those 50 ways would fit on an index card. Good luck libs, this administration is stinking and sinking under it’s own weight.

9. #9
   On August 31st, 2009 at 3:37 pm, mchristian said:

   One way to keep America changing and stimulate the economy is advancing the arts…and in this new era of technology, new media, and the new world of how information is shared…a new “art form” needs to be developed…This book provides simple ways to use the arts and other means for making change.”
   —Will.I.Am, Black Eyed Peas

   ????

10. #10
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:37 pm, happyscrapper said:

    They don’t have a snowball’s chance to overtake the conservative books. We outnumber them! The only way they can make the bestseller list is if Soros buys them all up. And I wouldn’t put it past him.

11. #11
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:38 pm, Mark Harvey said:

    dumb libtards

12. #12
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:40 pm, HomeoftheBrave said:

    Hey, I’ll bet this book makes a great doorstop. or maybe it will help level a chair properly, or heck, maybe you could even use it as survival toilet paper…. The only reason I’d read this crap is because it’s important to know your enemy and the people listed above are clearly enemies of the Republic, real American Values, and Freedom.

13. #13
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:40 pm, JohnnyD said:

    Buy our (coloring) book and we’ll supply you with your very own armband to wear when you “get fired up”!!

    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:30 pm, RobM1981 said:

    Now that was funny!!

14. #14
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:43 pm, moonsbreath said:

    “This book is a great resource to help the President change America by encouraging young people to embrace their civic responsibilities. During his campaign, Obama empowered all of us to take part in initiating change and it’s imperative that we keep that momentum going by involving the next generation.”
    —Jessica Alba

    Awwww, what has she done? Me thinks she’s just like the rest of Hollywood, they were very visible before he was elected and now they’ve disappeared.

15. #15
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:44 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    Fodder for the $1 book bin.

16. #16
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:45 pm, jsr said:

    so among our prizes is a grand-prize of a trip for two to Honolulu, Hawaii for a private tour of the hospital where President Obama was born, followed by an opportunity to take part in a community service project there on MLK Day of Service, January 18, 2010.

    So does the runner-up win 4 tickets?

    I’m pretty sure if I took my wife on a trip to Hawaii and she had to spend her vacation time walking around some hospital and volunteering picking up trash it would result in the following conversation:

    “But dear, this is where Dear Leader was born. And he expects us to spend our vacation serving others. Plus MO would be so proud.”

    “Goodbye dear. I’m taking the kids with me”

17. #17
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:45 pm, spaceycakes said:

    The ‘Will.I.Am’ nonsense sounds an awful lot like dialogue from ‘Fear of a Black Hat’.

    LOL

18. #18
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:47 pm, RobM1981 said:

    Other Liberal Tomes that could do well on the charts:

    Martha’s Vineyard, A Driver’s Tour
    Edward “Ted” Kennedy

    A Study of 20th Century Armored Vehicles
    Michael Dukakis

    I’m Just A Gigolo: My Life In Politics
    Barney Frank

    Babes
    Elliot Spitzer, with a foreword by Bill Clinton

    Cigar Afficionado
    Bill Clinton, with a foreword by Elliot Spitzer

    Creative Tax Preparation Strategies: A collection of short stories.
    Rangel, Geithner, et al. et MANY al…

    The Paper Chase
    Sandy Berger

    Unsafe at any Speed, Part II
    Patrick Kennedy

    Frozen Assets
    William Jefferson

    Carpet Bags: My 10 Favorite Patterns
    Hillary Clinton

19. #19
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:49 pm, tarpon said:

    Why do lefties have to bribe voters with promises of freebies, pay protesters to show up and now try and buy the book slots. It’s just weird that ;lefties pay for what should be free, unless of course left to it’s own, no one would show …

20. #20
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:50 pm, shooter said:

    They’re going from despicable and idiotic to blatantly desperate scum.

    I don’t know whether to laugh or shout at these fools.

    Write something of truth with verifiable facts and maybe someone will buy it. Pelosi tried the obama/lefty/liberal/liars way and sold like 2000 books (total).
    LEARN, try reality you fools.

    Maybe the left should stick to reading, no one but themselves (and teddy)care what they think..

21. #21
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:51 pm, Jet Jaguar said:

    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:30 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

    All us racists need to ban TACO BELL. They are at the top of the chart with Rob Mckay as their leader!

    My wife and I have always been in the Taco Bueno camp. Taco Bell is a joke compared to Bueno. This is another reason to never go to Taco Bell.

22. #22
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:52 pm, happyscrapper said:

    The only reason I’d read this crap is because it’s important to know your enemy

    Just so you don’t actually buy a copy and help their ratings!!

23. #23
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:55 pm, JohnnyD said:

    so among our prizes is a grand-prize of a trip for two to Honolulu, Hawaii for a private tour of the hospital where President Obama was born,

    Ha Ha, my first thought was – Gee, I would love to get into the Records Department un-noticed for a little bit. Or maybe they will have the birth long form of the TOTUS enshrined behind glass in the Labor & Delivery Waiting Room. Don’t forget to stop by the Gift Shop for your Obama Action Figure!!!

    Well, it made me chuckle anyway…..

24. #24
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:55 pm, vinny said:

    Is this a graphic book? Because if their target audience has a reading comprehension level above a 2 year old, they won’t buy this crap. I wonder if how much of our tax dollars will go to support this publication?

25. #25
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:57 pm, vinny said:

    Damned typos. I guess my comment above will be usefull fodder for the resident trolls.

26. #26
    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:59 pm, Regulus said:

    Michelle says:

    This is what left-wing “grass-roots” look like

    – Funny, the resemblance seems more like what I have to police up off my lawn before I mow it.

27. #27
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:02 pm, luckydogg said:

    If the pages are soft & price is right it should be ok for the outhouse…….

28. #28
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:03 pm, kevin45 said:

    Michelle and everyone commenting

    keep an eye on your local bookstore and how this book is presented I bet it will have its own section with table lamps and ez chairs. While michelles,becks,oreillys,and all other conservative books will be buried on backshelves and yet will still out sell this POC

29. #29
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:03 pm, HomeoftheBrave said:

    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:52 pm, happyscrapper said:

    I’d never spend a dime on these twits… I hope they stew in their own juices come 2010. I was just stating a Sun Tzuism….

30. #30
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:04 pm, spaceycakes said:

    ooOoOOooO
    privy papers

31. #31
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:05 pm, One_American said:

    Wait a minute – do they mean to say they are giving a tour of a hospital in Kenya – in addition to a trip to Hawaii?

    Such a deal!

32. #32
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:06 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    In 50 Ways You Can Help Obama Change America, Michael Huttner and Jason Salzman have given us a practical handbook on how every American can do something for our country.

    By dying off before burdening scarce health care resources?

    By letting the government control your lives?

    By letting your ‘wealth’ be ‘redistributed’?

    By not making ‘obscene’ profits?

33. #33
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:07 pm, cheapseat said:

    robm1981, very good! the chappaquidick driving tour by theodore kennedy and the tales of the swimming pool parties by jack kennedy also come to mind.

34. #34
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:09 pm, nbarry said:

    Yawn.

35. #35
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:11 pm, right_on said:

    Soros..um, yeah…

    What a great American success story, but he can’t do anything but hate the country that allowed him to succeed? He, like many on the left mouthing their love of America, suffer from loophole madness, which compels them to incorporate businesses “off-shore” to avoid our progressive tax rates, and to keep them out of the grasp of “greedy” politicians.

    Soros is heavily invested in Halliburton (oh, the horror!), but the leftie-loons don’t talk about that…as long as the money from him keeps flowing to their coffers….

36. #36
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:11 pm, Southpaw said:

    “This book is a great resource to help the President change America by encouraging young people to embrace their civic responsibilities. —Jessica Alba

    …like get a job. Oh wait, there are no jobs? Porkulus failed? Jessica Alba is out of touch.

    “One way to keep America changing and stimulate the economy is advancing the arts…”
    —Will.I.Am, Black Eyed Peas

    advancing the arts?!?! Will.I.Am. has lost his freaking mind.

    “In 50 Ways You Can Help Obama Change America, Michael Huttner and Jason Salzman have given us a practical handbook on how every American can do something for our country.”
    –The late Senator Edward M. Kennedy

    This guy is now irrelevant.

    50 Ways You Can Help Obama Change America!

    …And the #1 way Obama can change America: Resign.

37. #37
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:13 pm, d1carter said:

    Is this published by Marvel Comics? Super Heroes don’t ya know!

38. #38
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:16 pm, Hangfire said:

    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:02 pm, luckydogg said:

    If the pages are soft & price is right it should be ok for the outhouse…….

    Anything has got to be softer than GI toilet paper.

    In the Navy, we called shipboard TP “John Wayne” paper. It wouldn’t take crap off of anyone.

39. #39
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:18 pm, USN RET said:

    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:11 pm, Southpaw said:

    …And the #1 way Obama can change America: Resign.

    Dang you beat me to it Alhtough you should have added- And take Biden and Pelosi with you

40. #40
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:20 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Marvel by way of Disney, don’t you know!

41. #41
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:24 pm, madshark said:

    50 Ways You Can Help Obama Change America!

    The first thing I thought of was that someone can do a parody of the Paul Simon song “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover”.

42. #42
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:25 pm, granite said:

    I wonder how long it will be before Soros and his minions themselves simply buy up mega-bunches of socialist books to catapult them to high positions on bestseller lists.

43. #43
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:32 pm, Laree said:

    I am not sure Obama supporters are what you would call book readers….just sayin, I am sure they enter contest all the time but not where they are required to participate past buying the ticket… The kind of Obama supporters who can be found outside of places like “Home Depot” who like to spend their disposable income on cigarettes and lotto tickets. Try not to confuse them huff po, they like the no purchase necessary to enter.

44. #44
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:33 pm, RetFireman said:

    Isn’t this the same type of title and format used for children’s books? Are we to understand from this title and this book that the people who support and voted for this megalomaniac have no idea how to be supporters? Are they admitting by putting this book out that people blindly followed him, voting a man into office that they knew nothing about? Knew nothing aboit what he wanted to do let alone how to accomplish any of the insane things he has been and will be proposing?

    Well, always wanting to be a helpful person, I have the solution for them. I have the solution to the quedtion of what to do to help B. Hussein Obama make America a truly great and wonderful place we can all be proud of:

    Have B. Hussein Obama, Joeseph Biden, his entire cabinet and every single one of his appoitees, every single Congressperson and Senator who voted to pass the Stimulous Package and any other of his proposals RESIGN IMMEDIATELY but not before authorizing a special election in which the people can then decide, after havingvthis painful and wxpensive lesson, on who will replace them, after all candidates have had their statys as American citizens certified.

45. #45
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:36 pm, love2rumba said:

    Well, what can I say? The left are getting desparate…and what will anyone bet when these tracts bomb on the bestseller lists, they will demand censorship and the Fairness Doctrine?

46. #46
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:44 pm, jsr said:

    Coming soon:

    “Grass Roots Organizing for Dummies”

47. #47
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:45 pm, Laree said:

    I seem to recall some org bought up copies of Hillary Clinton’s Living History so it would make it look like a success…am I mis remembering or has this ploy been tried before?

48. #48
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:46 pm, The Ugly American said:

    Desperation: The world’s worst perfume

49. #49
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:49 pm, tiredofit08 said:

    where’s the pukey icon….dribble at its worst….the title should be:

    50 Ways you can expose alibama and his forty-four thieves by Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and forward by Dick Morris….

50. #50
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:51 pm, mattymatt10 said:

    I am SO friggin’ tired of hearing about “young people.”

51. #51
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:51 pm, stillontheroad said:

    Any Liberal book can always be found, after 2 weeks on the bottom of any bad seller list, in the bargin section at Cosco or Sams Club. After gathering dust they are usually sent to a re-cycling center.

52. #52
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:56 pm, Mister P said:

    That picture of Obama only makes him look younger and more juvenile. The glow is off, and People no longer want to help Obama do ANYTHING. I have had people who voted for him ask me how could they have possibly been so wrong about the guy.

53. #53
    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:59 pm, TigerLady said:

    I’m going to go out on a limb and bet that you’ll find this in the bargain books section of your favorite Barnes & Noble in about 3 months. Cheap.

54. #54
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:00 pm, TigerLady said:

    Stillontheroad you beat me to the punch. Great minds think alike!

55. #55
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:01 pm, Dave Turson said:

    among our prizes is a grand-prize of a trip for two to Honolulu, Hawaii for a private tour of the hospital where President Obama was born, …

    A hospital? Just another example of Obamabots worshiping The One. Presidential libraries or childhood homes were once enough for the curious voyager.

56. #56
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:13 pm, Darwin Akbar said:

    Wow! A private tour of the manger, I mean hospital, where the Chosen One was born! Do you have to provide your own gold, frankincense and myrrh?

57. #57
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:15 pm, Southpaw said:

    A hospital? Just another example of Obamabots worshiping The One.

    Is the hospital still functioning? Just in time for Swine Flu season…brilliant.

58. #58
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:16 pm, Darwin Akbar said:

    …and as your the second part of your Special Prize, you get to perform Community Service in the name of the Great God Barack! We will even give you a free Obama WorkCorps armband for your very own as you knock on doors and pass out copies of His Sermon on the Mount of Denver Stadium before the Temple of Zeus.

59. #59
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:35 pm, JusDreamin said:

    COOL!
    Time for me to buy a new book. No, 2 or 3 copies, one for me and a couple to share.

    “Culture Of Corruption”

60. #60
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:36 pm, Vinron said:

    Please please please say this book is on Amazon so we can all review it fairly and accurately, just like the lefties review Michelle Malkin’s books and any other books written by conservatives.

61. #61
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:39 pm, Vinron said:

    And can we get someone to write lyrics to ’50 Ways to Help Obama’ to the melody of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon?

    -Vote for Free Choice, Joyce
    -Get out of Iraq, Jack
    -It’s Bush’s fault, Walt

62. #62
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:41 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    Sounds like the judges will exclude certain kinds of people from consideration. No thanks. Too bad, because I always wanted to go to Hawaii touring hospitals and picking up trash along the freeway.

    “Help Obama Change America” CONTEST RULES

    The contest is open to anyone…

    Winner and guest are responsible for ensuring that all travel papers required for travel to the Destination are in good order, and are valid prior to, and for the entire duration of, the trip.

    Sorry, Aunt Zeituni. You’re not “anyone.”

63. #63
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:57 pm, Bogtrotter said:

    “….a private tour of the hospital where President Obama was born, followed by an opportunity to take part in a community service project there on MLK Day of Service, January 18, 2010.”

    Only a braindead Obamabot would consider this a great vacation.

64. #64
    On August 31st, 2009 at 5:59 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    They ought to re-title it “50 Ways You Can Literally Run America into The Ground, and Call It Helping Obama Change America.” It is interesting how they infer that regarding Obama changing America is actually good for the country. It would be like if someone called the process of chopping down a tree is “good for the tree.”

65. #65
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:03 pm, Bicyea said:

    You can lead a lefty to Amazon but you can’t make him fork out the $$’s to buy a new book!

    Epic fail.

66. #66
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:09 pm, Bicyea said:

    I smell a new government progam. Steal a copy of Michelle’s book from the library and trade it in for this Obama Clunker book.— And a pack of smokes. (ACORN would be running the program)

67. #67
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:10 pm, cicerokid said:

    Taco Bell the only joint to win the fast food wars in “Demolition Man”?

    Libs write the scripts…

68. #68
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:13 pm, letget said:

    I have one way bho can help America, resign! And while you are at, take your team with you.
    We are really enjoying your book Michelle.
    L

69. #69
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:17 pm, wckelly60 said:

    Currently #8445 on Amazon.

    My college physics textbook is ranked higher.

70. #70
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:18 pm, RetFireman said:

    “The problem is all inside your head”, he said to me
    The answer is easy if you read Alinski
    I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
    There must be fifty ways to Help Obama

    He said it’s really not my habit to intrude
    Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
    But I’ll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
    There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
    Fifty ways to to help Obama

    You just smoke lots of crack, Jack
    Recycle lots of cans, Stan
    Just fall for his ploy, Roy
    Healthcare should be free
    Let Biden cuss, Gus
    Don’t let Congress discuss much
    Don’t ever question me, Lee
    I’ll give you everything free

    Ooo You just smoke lots of crack, Jack
    Recycle lots of cans, Stan
    Just fall for his ploy, Roy
    Healthcare should be free
    Let Biden cuss, Gus
    Don’t let Congress discuss much
    Don’t ever question me, Lee
    I’ll give you everything free

    He said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
    Now that Obama’s here, he’ll make you smile again.
    Don’t question where I’m from or I’ll call you all insane
    Now hear the fifty ways

    He said just be dazzled by my body and my height
    And I believe that Saul Alinsky got it right
    Yet Obama’s plans and words still give me quite a fright
    So now there’s 50 ways to help Obama
    Fifty ways to help Obama

    You just smoke lots of crack, Jack
    Recycle lots of cans, Stan
    Just fall for his ploy, Roy
    Healthcare should be free
    Let Biden cuss, Gus
    Don’t let Congress discuss much
    Don’t ever question me, Lee
    I’ll give you everything free

    You just smoke lots of crack, Jack
    Recycle lots of cans, Stan
    Just fall for his ploy, Roy
    Healthcare should be free
    Let Biden cuss, Gus
    Don’t let Congress discuss much
    Don’t ever question me, Lee
    I’ll give you everything free

71. #71
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:19 pm, tiredofit08 said:

    here ya go review away…5 reviews showing 4 stars…4 stars my butt…

    http://www.amazon.com/Ways-Help-Obama-Change-America/dp/0981709176/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251757070&sr=8-1

72. #72
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:20 pm, RetFireman said:

    Apologies to Paul Simon

73. #73
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:20 pm, BruceB said:

    50 ways you can help Obama.
    1-50: vote 50 democrats in congress in 2010.

74. #74
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:21 pm, BruceB said:

    excuse me “OUT of Office”

75. #75
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:21 pm, Ralph Gizzip said:

    The #1 way to help Obama improve America is to put him on the Unemployment line.

76. #76
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:22 pm, Elm Creek Smith said:

    On August 31st, 2009 at 3:43 pm, moonsbreath said:

    “This book is a great resource to help the President change America by encouraging young people to embrace their civic responsibilities. During his campaign, Obama empowered all of us to take part in initiating change and it’s imperative that we keep that momentum going by involving the next generation.”
    —Jessica Alba

    Awwww, what has she done? Me thinks she’s just like the rest of Hollywood, they were very visible before he was elected and now they’ve disappeared.

    Well, recently in Oklahoma City while she was there for on location movie stuff, she got caught vandalising electrical boxes and billboards with some stupid shark posters. I guess pretty doesn’t make up for stupid.

    ECS

77. #77
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:27 pm, txvet2 said:

    C’mon folks, now let’s take this seriously. We should be able to come up with a thousand ways we can help Obama change America for the better. Show the same spirit you showed in turning yourselves in to the snitch site. Just a few ideas off the top of my head: 1) Impeach Harry Reid. 2) Impeach Nancy Pelosi. 3) Impeach Joe Biden (OK, OK, he hasn’t done anything much yet, but he might). 4) Ban government employees from joining unions. 5) Pass tort reform. etc, etc, etc.

    Get those card and letters in, boys and girls, let’s help Obama get America back to what the founders had in mind!

78. #78
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:29 pm, Vinron said:

    Thank you RetFireman! Well done.

79. #79
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:34 pm, Vinron said:

    Thanks tiredofit08 for the amazon link. I don’t have time for a full review right now, but I do have time to mess around with the Tags. I see someone has helpfully tagged this book ‘propaganda’ and ‘idiocracy.’

    We tagged the heck out of Blago’s book. Time to get to work on this one.

80. #80
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:42 pm, Buy Danish said:

    There are also 50 ways to leave your lover…

    All the talking points in the world will not woo America back to Barack.

81. #81
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:43 pm, Kalifornia Kafir said:

    There used to be a local used/new book seller who had a gigantic warehouse. The owner bought inventory that stores couldn’t sell. The Poli Sci section was always filled with unsold copies of books by and about Libs. I used to think that’s because no one wanted to buy them. Then it occurred to me that someone was buying truckloads of copies in order to pump up sales figures and then dumping the unwanted dreck on the secondhand market. Don’t be surprised if this book goes to #1… all those sold copies will be sitting in George Soros’s backyard.

82. #82
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:54 pm, madshark said:

    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:20 pm, RetFireman said:
    Apologies to Paul Simon

    Why apologize? Your lyrics are every bit as good as the original.

83. #83
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:54 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Profiles in Corruption could give you a run.

    Anything by Nancy Pelosi or Baba “Please call me Senator” Boxer should make it into the top 350,000.

    Having a Hard Time doing Hard Time by William Jefferson

    Tourist Smell by Dingy Harry?
    
    Typical White Persons Gonna Get Theirs Now by The Ladies are Tramps of the Congressional Black Caucus

    Tripping on My Lip Robert Gibbs

    Back Room Girls Need to Learn to Swim-and I am the One to Teach Them by Splash Kennedy the Portuguese Water Dog.

    And of course Monica and Me by Bill Clinton

    The possibilities are endless. Take old George’s money.

    —-
    50 Ways You Can Help Obama Change America?
    I can think of one

84. #84
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:54 pm, mattm said:

    Ooooh I’m so jelous that some lucky person will get to see the hospital where 0bama was born. Not.

    And can someone explain how funding the arts will help the economy? Last check you need a job to be able to buy art.

85. #85
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:57 pm, 24Klady said:

    Glenn Beck’s book was priced low (it was also a very tiny book) and buyers were requested to buy multiple copies to send on and to also share theirs with others. Great marketing plan. Sooo, buy multiple copies of MM’s book and also share yours with friends or relatives. Call your local libraries too and inquire if they are going to stock her book? More than one way to skin a cat, if you’re into that sort of thing – & if you are you’re a pervert.

86. #86
    On August 31st, 2009 at 6:58 pm, vickisoup said:

    …so among our prizes is a grand-prize of a trip for two to Honolulu, Hawaii for a private tour of the hospital where President Obama was born…

    Hey, don’t knock it. If Obamacare passes, this may be your only chance to see the inside of a hospital ever again.
    

87. #87
    On August 31st, 2009 at 7:11 pm, vatodio said:

    The only way a liberal can hit the best seller list would be if Soros buys all available copies.

    Most of the Liberals already know what there is to about any topic. They won’t waste time reading.

    The remaining Liberals are unable to read or comprehend, since they are educated by their masters in Public Schools.

88. #88
    On August 31st, 2009 at 7:17 pm, tiredofit08 said:

    #70 post of the day!!!!

89. #89
    On August 31st, 2009 at 7:25 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Suggested titles to help move the product:

    “Steal This Book!”

    “Ways You Can Help 50 Naked Girls Help Obama Change America”

    “Culture of Corruption” by Michelle Malkin (D’oh! Too late.)

90. #90
    On August 31st, 2009 at 7:27 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Wait a minute! Thought of another title:

    “Culture of Corruption” by Michelle Malkin… autographed edition

91. #91
    On August 31st, 2009 at 7:27 pm, Buy Danish said:

    Oops, I didn’t realize that #70 had hit on the 50 ways to leave your lover theme.

92. #92
    On August 31st, 2009 at 7:49 pm, Reg.conservative said:

    How many books did Pelosi sell,anyone know? need something to set the standard by.

93. #93
    On August 31st, 2009 at 7:55 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    This could do for liberal publishing what “Air America” did for liberal radio. It is so expensive to sell cancer isn’t it?

94. #94
    On August 31st, 2009 at 8:01 pm, granite said:

    On August 31st, 2009 at 4:45 pm, Laree said:

    I seem to recall some org bought up copies of Hillary Clinton’s Living History so it would make it look like a success…am I mis remembering or has this ploy been tried before?

    I believe you are quite correct.
    That’s the main reason why I posted what I did above.

95. #95
    On August 31st, 2009 at 8:05 pm, tiredofit08 said:

    #92…this link a bit old but said sales were dismal…4500

    http://politicallydrunk.blogspot.com/2008/08/pelosi-reid-reach-milestone-in-book.html

    Looking up her Know your power book on amazon I got the following:

    Amazon.com Sales Rank: #606,095 in Books

96. #96
    On August 31st, 2009 at 8:08 pm, tiredofit08 said:

    ooops forgot…MM’s book Culture of Corruption is currently listed as #10

    dear leader’s book…Amazon.com Sales Rank: #5,144 in Books

    Let’s see #10 or their’s…I’ll take Michelle’s anyday!!! Go Michelle!!!!

97. #97
    On August 31st, 2009 at 8:20 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    1) Support socialism.
    2) Support socialism.
    3) Support socialism.
    4) Support socialism.
    5) Support socialism.
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    50) Support radical socialism.

    Who knew?

98. #98
    On August 31st, 2009 at 8:30 pm, mom2jack said:

    This whole thing has the heavy scent of desperation. Hardly worth buying to read a bunch of whiners. If “they won” then why are they trying so hard?

99. #99
    On August 31st, 2009 at 8:30 pm, WisCon said:

    BWHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks Will.I.Am I needed a good laugh!

100. #100
     On August 31st, 2009 at 8:35 pm, simcoe said:

     There is a large minority in our country that has come together here from all over the world. They have very little in common and they don’t spend any time together outside of their jobs.

     But one thing they all have in common is that they are used to being told by a heavy-handed government what they can and cannot do, where they can and cannot go, how long they can stay and when they have to leave.

     To them ‘bama and his social-fascism is nothing new nor does it seem particularly oppressive at this point because its still in the beginning phases of its implementation.

     They see all the bright pretties in the department stores and the luscious edibles in the supermarkets. And they are being told by the current group of DC cesspool dwellers that if you come over to my side and work with me (‘bama) then everything else needed for your life, beginning with medical care will be free or greatly reduced in cost because its your “RIGHT” as Americans. And make no mistake you are Americans or soon will be at no cost or effort on your part. Remember, ‘bama can make it happen.

     All these people groups must, at some point in the future assimilate into one group or this land will end up like what we see now in the Middle East: Feudalism, run by warlords.

     Right now we see it in the gangs of the inner cities, blacks against the browns against the whites against any color in between who wants to join the ruckus.

     ‘bama is trying to force us in the direction to make it happen soon–here’s how you can help us get there.