Did You Know...

   

Hands off my health care. Teeth off my hands.

Share
By Michelle Malkin  •  September 3, 2009 01:15 PM

rabid

When the story broke last night about a health care town hall scuffle in Thousand Oaks, Calif., that left one person without a part of his finger, it wasn’t clear who bit whom.

MoveOn activists were involved and their accounts colored much of the early coverage.

It now appears that the biter was an Obamacare supporter and the victim was an Obamacare foe.

Thankfully, doctors were able to reattach the severed digit.

No need to imagine the horrified fulminations from the White House to the New York Times to MSNBC if it had been the other way around.

Ed Morrissey looks at the mayhem and the possible charges that both the biter and the bitee (who reportedly threw a punch) might face.

Bob Owens rewrites the Obama-bots’ new motto: “Yes, We Can(nibal)!”

Opponents of socialized medicine must also adjust their chants:

Hands off my health care…and teeth off my hands!

***

Afterthought: President Obama has been telling Americans to make sure they get their shots.

Now, we know why!

***

Old saying: If you point a finger, three point back at you.

New saying in the Age of Obama: If you point a finger, you might not get it back.

***

Remember: Under Obamacare, the health care protester’s finger would not have been re-attached.

Dr. O’s prescription: Take a pill.

blog comments powered by Disqus
~ For the latest breaking news, be sure to join Michelle's Email List:

Jonathan Gruber cashed in even more than previously thought; Update: And Obama JUST found out about all this

November 16, 2014 09:23 AM by Doug Powers

king1

Great work if you can get it

Nancy Pelosi was for Jonathan Gruber before she never heard of him

November 13, 2014 08:56 PM by Doug Powers

pelosi1

Selective memory loss

Will Jonathan Gruber return $400k in fees to ‘stupid’ voters now that a third video has surfaced?

November 12, 2014 09:19 PM by Doug Powers

gruber1

Low Information Voter Czar strikes again

Of course: Jonathan Gruber now regrets his historic level of O-care transparency

November 11, 2014 01:04 PM by Doug Powers

farrow

Dishonesty is the best policy

Jonathan Gruber: Obamacare so awesome it was necessary to lie to stupid voters to get it passed

November 10, 2014 08:25 PM by Doug Powers

gruber

FINALLY some transparency


Categories: Barack Obama, Corruption, Democrats, Health care

Follow me on Twitter Follow me on Facebook