Obama speech tailgate party & BOHICA prep
Shortly before Obama begins reading the teleprompter to Congress about how vitally important is for all of us to have immediate access to affordable health care… in 2013… just after the next presidential election (otherwise known as “Blame Bush, year 5″), I’ll put up a new post and live-blog the speech a bit, so join us if you’re able!
Until then, NRO’s Jim Geraghty brings us “Obama Health-Care Speech Bingo” — 25 phrases you’re likely to hear tonight, or some maybe not so much. Jim notes that this could be made into a drinking game, but it could result in alcohol poisoning, so you have been warned.
But if you really want to get trashed, do a shot every time Nancy Pelosi blinks.
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(hic) Already there!
I’m going to stop at the liquor store on the way home from work. A nice single malt I think.
How long before Obama blames his exceedingly low approval numbers as inheriting them from Bush as well?
I think I’ll have to pass on the Tailgate because all they ever serve is Arugula and Grape Obama Kool-Aid…
I don’t think my local liquor store has enough alcohol to cover a “Blinky” drinking game!
For that matter, they don’t have enough to cover every time Obama says “I” either…
Just like wathcing the ld Bob Newheart show and downing a shot after every “Hi Bob, only on speed!
Shot for every time Nancy blicks or Jug Ears uses “I”.
Sorry, rotarymunkey, but great minds think alike!
I saw over on Hot Air’s Green Room where Obama has been credited with 263 speeches in his first 231 days in office!
If one wants to discuss something “historic”, certainly that campaign-worthy figure seems like a great place to start. Were they all “historic” speeches, like the MSM has hyped this one up to be?
Any bets on which AP reporter will screw up and post his/her story BEFORE the speech this time?
chap,
What’s the proper wine pairing for a full serving of BS?
I recommend playing a board game with the family instead.
Nero d’Obama
Hey, you deserters!
This was my idea to use for the monster thread.
Oh well, guess I didn’t copyright it fast enough.
I’m not taking the Pelosi blinks challenge, it’s a work night, and I have to pay my taxes (and somebodys elses too).
But I think I will just follow along with Dougs liveblog instead of actually watching, no point in getting sick.
Quarterly estimated tax Sept 15 or 16th.
From the Monty Python video:
“How do you know he’s the king?”
“He’s the only one without $hit on him.”
Classic.
I’m sure someone can improve on that for this occasion.
for all us cheap drunks who wouldn’t make it 3 minutes with nancy’s blinking, how about every time that mannequin jumps up to give the one a standing o? that should allow us to at least not have to call out the paramedics.
BOHICA! HA! I have not heard that in years!
*giggles wildly*
King? Why stop there?
Heck, with jug ears being a special chairman of the UN Security Council (frightenly alarming at best), Does anybody doubt his magnificence will demand Grand Emperer of the solar system next?
Maybe he’ll announce the Cleveland Browns starting quarterback.
Please explain.
Oh, just looked it up. heh.
Very similar to BOH.
Pure: check your e-mail shortly
I mean BHO.
Kingfish, forgot to ask if your kids had to listen to Obama yesterday.
There wouldn’t be enough time between drinks to savor the blessed liquid. Recommend soething that should be shot back quickly…like tequila, Jaegarmeister, or castor oil…
On September 9th, 2009 at 5:25 pm, cabrerski said:
Don’t forget the Ipecac!
But I don’t really think I will need that based on Jug Ears past historic (histrionic) speeches.
Any word on who will be the feature “sob-story” anecdote(s) they will use tonight. For every 100,000 success stories, there will always be that one “left behind”. The focus will be on the poor victims as if all Americans are but a whisker of an eyelash away from the same sad fate.
Y’know…the NPR school of story-telling (news reorting).
Shot every time obama says me, myself or I.
Drudge reports Obama’s telepromter has just arrived on the Hill.
Thomas Sowell pointed that out as well. What’s the rush to pass a bill… if it doesn’t even take effect for 4 more years?! Why does it not go into effect until after the election? So it won’t screw up the health care industry until AFTER Obummer gets re-elected.
reporting…dammit.
Its getting harder to be witty and correct…gonna have to cut back on the pain-killers.
teleprompter…dammit.
…and was it wearing Versace as it walked the red carpet?
On September 9th, 2009 at 5:36 pm, Misscheryl said:
Please let somebody replace the soliloquy with the theme song to Mr. Ed.
senate voting on cloture on sunstein right now!! call, call, call…say NO…this guy is dangerous!!!!
I’m sure a quart of Night Train would do it.
I wouldn’t waste my 15 yr old Glenlivet on it.
Obama looks like an Eldorado with both doors open.
too late cloture vote is in 65-35…now all the dimocraps have to do is take a voice vote and this dangerous guy with all his radical views will be thrust upon us! This will affect us all in areas we just can’t imagine at this point…food, animal rights, 2nd amendment…you name it…Judge Napolitano says he is on the far left of the far left….yet another dagger in the heart of America…the damage he can do is limitless….
Do not under any circumstances try to take a shot when the man says “uh.” That’s guaranteed to cause alcohol poisoning with almost anyone.
On September 9th, 2009 at 5:30 pm, Kingfish said:
Don’t forget the Ipecac!
Remember this Family Guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU
(not for the weak or sensitive stomached)
I always open my German Rieslings with my French Army Knife.
It has a corkscrew and a white flag.
Quick! Someone break out the Thunderbird! We’ll save the Mogen David 20/20 for the afterparty!
ECS
Have to take a big gulp every time he invokes Ted Kennedy.
Fantastique! But you failed to include the snail spoon and the condenscending tone.
Boy, am I glad someone else said that!
It’s the same formula over and over. There’s always some water dripping somewhere.
I had forgotten that we would have Pelosi behind Obama the entire night. I intended to watch it. Now, I probably won’t. I cannot stomach that very creepy woman.
God, I miss Dick Cheney!
Me too!! He is one very classy guy. And his daughter, Liz, is amazing!! She will be a big help in the coming days and weeks ahead.
I didn’t know Pelosi could blink through that frozen, Botox induced rictus.
You learn something new every day.
Even I can admit Cheney has a lot of admirable qualities. I am not sure “classy” is one of them.
What time does this speech happen?
Alcohol gives me migraines. I’m going to see how many shots of water it takes to overdose. No worries. I’ll pay actual money for my emergency room visit.
Republicans should all show up in hipwaders the bullsh** is going to be so deep!
I any here does a slug everytime bho says I or me you will not be able to go to work tomorrow.
I won’t be watching, I mute him anytime he is on. If bho says anything earth shattering, I will get it on MM or HA tomorrow. Another day with bho on the tv. I hope this gives him a -20 tomorrow on the polls.
L
Chaps might be coming to his senses.
No, Dick Cheney does not define himself by his tastes in wine and cuisine but doesn’t matter.
He is our wise, old owl.
Just like Barney Smith, when Cheney speaks, you’d better listen.
Just remember, the most important thing in the world is healthcare for illegal aliens at American tax payer exspence. Not Iran’s one step away from a Nuke bomb, the thousands of illegal alien sex offenders running around your neighborhood, or CAIR and company.
It is on nights like this one I take the profound and thoughtful words of the wise one:
Homer Simpson
Maybe we should move the new monster thread to this venue.
Bless you, I really couldn’t stomach watching. I do hope the GOP does SOMETHING to protest.
Glenn Beck said that tomorrow, the talk will NOT be about Obama’s healthcare speech. It will be about something else entirely. Stay tuned. He said it will “change everything”. Hmmmm! My guess…? There is proof of Obama’s infidelity, and recently. I am not making an accusation!! It is a guess…o.k?
OR, proof he was born in Kenya. I’m not a birther…I’m just saying…
I wonder which group of American people he will tick of tonight?
Here’s the list, so far:
Doctors & medical community…check
Police…check
VA folks who need to go on & die…check
Postal workers…check
Am I leaving anyone else off the list? The good news is his already low poll numbers already tank with more exposure and his weekly teleprompter lectures.
I never said that is how I define class. Taste, maybe. But not class.
What’s the word? Thunderbird. What’s the price? 50 twice. That was a time long ago, fondly known as the good ole days.
Ha!
Cuda already struck back!