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Hi Doug, how’s it going?
I excused all my school-age kids from Obama’s speech yesterday.
While the cats away….
WHAT can we do?….mischievous snicker, hehe.
Like getting a substitute teacher! Let’s be juvenile delinquents!
Seriously, did anyone see Tom Friedman’s deranged column praising Chinese authoritarianism??
Me too, but one of my three kids ended up seeing it anyway. I’ve got her in the decompression chamber as we speak and she’s finally stopped mumbling “… to each according to their needs,” so I expect a full recovery — this time.
Uh oh. She said to behave ourselves.
Wonder if that’s a reflection on the monster thread.
well we could all talk about dear leader going to preside on the UN security council….
Can we behave like Michael Duvall?
Stay safe, Michelle!! While you are gone, I’m throwing spit-balls at Chap and passing notes to my friends.
BTW, anyone know if they have mentioned fixing the numbering system? This really sucks. I can’t find anything.
Doesn’t he have enough to do here?
Oops, forgot. He has all those czars doing the elbow grease work so he can saunter over to the U.N., look elegant talk pretty and try to rid the world of nuclear weapons. Then he really will be The Saviour.
Chaps has been quite puffed up with himself recently.
Guess giving the 10,000 mark speech on the monster thread really went to his head.
Hey gang! Let’s start a new Monster Thread and blame it on Doug! (snicker)
I told you, it’s the crack cocaine.
Uh oh.
Monster Thread was just too beautiful for this world. It is back in the arms of Jesus now.
Hope you’re coming to Hawaii for a book signing!
That was quite inspired.
But I want it back!
That’s where I met Kingfish. *sniff*
And the archives are not complete.
Mom’s gone! Let’s party!! Did Doug bring the keg?
Fox is saying Michelle is appearing on Hannity tonight. Is this going to be a live in studio appearance?
What does Doug do while MM’s gone? Create new threads?
Don’t tell zero, he’s still mad that Jesus won’t let him be a Cub Scout.
Hey, JD, still haven’t gotten your email.Keep trying. Earthlink has a fussy spamblocker.
!!!! Food Fight!!!!
GSP
hehehe!
I guess we have to insult you to get you to join us, huh? I will look forward to your opinion on Obama’s speech tonight. This could make or break your dear leader. Personally, I hope the prompter breaks down and he stands there with egg on his face!
I’ll send a few more to you over the next couple days.
So…um…DP…how do I use emoticons?
I’m jealous of Happy & Spacey.
Not sure if this link will work but the featured animated icon at the top is exactly how I imagine zero:
http://www.wondericons.com/funny/icons-details.html?id=1378
If its a choice between watching the Obama speech or America’s newest sweetheart, Melanie Oudin, at the US Open, I will take the latter.
I plan to watch tonight…just in case he crashes and burns. Don’t want to miss it!!
That’s pretty much it. They call it starting a “flame war” which is much more aggressive than a food fight.
It’s easier than I thought. Just type a colon and the word, then another colon. For example (colon)grin(colon). Try it. You can use other words too, like “shock” or “oops” or “roll”, etc. Just put a colon before and after the word.
Pray for God to strike down both his teleprompters.
Watching Obama speak is like watching somebody watch a tennis match as he goes from TOTUS left to TOTUS right.
I’d proudly take credit for it!
Okay, the keg is tapped… let’s do this!
You don’t know what you are asking for.
Run, Doug. Run far and fast and never look back.
Awesome! Can you get WordPress to fix the original monster thread?
If that happens Chris Mathews will marvel at how imposing Obama is with egg on face and no other president has ever been able to match Obama’s ability to do so.
Here’s how.
1. Fix the numbering system.
2. Set a goal for number of comments. (must be higher than 10,000)
3. Invite zeroangel, Kingfish, purealchemy, Joy, Jeff, chapoutier, and a few others (sorry if I missed anyone) to stop by for a visit.
4. Say something controversial, but not too adversarial, and watch the fireworks begin.
Hey, you could actually start a post called Monster Thread!
It took 40 days to reach 10k, so we should get to 100k by next year’s mid-terms if we start now.
I’ll give up my friend of Bill W. coin for a sip of the keg.
GSP
pure,
Do you have the ability to check your spam directory? I’ll try using another e-mail address tonight.
Like Kingfish sparkles. Chaps only shimmers.
Yes, no problemo.
Wow, this thread got up to 802,192 posts fast. I suspect an Obama Numbers Czar conspiracy.
I read that each one of those czars gets a staff of 10. And we pay for all of it.
Be sure to discuss:
1. Legalizing drugs
2. Athiesm
3. Recipes
4. Wine recommendations
The thread will grow and prosper.
Kingfish is indeed sparkly.
5. Get Rags and WarEagle back for flame wars. (new recruits welcome)
Hooray! Doug is our very own Sgt Hulka!
Sgt. Hulka: [I]‘m gonna teach every last one of ya, how to: eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, sh**; like a United States’ soldier!
Sergeant Hulka: Okay, Mr. Push-ups, let’s hear your story.
John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it’s not just the uniform. It’s the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
[points to the soldier next to him]
John Winger: Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I’m gonna go out on a limb here. I’m gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn’t always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe… Sergeant Hulka.
[the soldiers start clapping]
Sergeant Hulka: Well, okay, hotshot. We’re gonna see what kind of soldier you are.
Just you wait until Kingfish gets here.
We’ve discussed chihuahua and squirrel, how about cat and raccoon this time around? Please don’t forget wine pairings.
Haven’t heard from Rags lately. Where did he go??
And cheeses! Don’t forget the cheeses, to cleanse the palate!
I’ll bring a slab of Velveeta and a bottle of Ripple.
Van Jones would have made a great soup starter for a thread but that’s over.
A suitable replacement for Skippy Gates.
That reminds me of the nasty comments on the Huff Post blog about the Whole Foods Buycott.
“Do they have organic Velveeta?”
Sounds like there are enough votes here to make a serious start.
I can post a notice on every recent thread to show up here. “Looking to recruit flame warriors.”
Apparently, sweet potatoes go well with raccooon because they’re in all the recipes I find for raccoon. This one sounds yummy. I’d personally serve it with steamed asparagus to lighten up the heaviness of the raccoon and yams. A nice bottle of Pinot Noir would complement the dark meat of the raccoon.
Gross!
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or…
Recruiter: Well, it’s a standard question we have to ask.
Russell Ziskey: No, we’re not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Recruiter: I guess that’s “no” on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph…
::shock::
::oops::
::grin:
Happy, it didn’t work for me.
Don’t you have to have AOL?
Rogue Cheddar: Some nice material there.
Gonna wait for Kingfish to help me write it.
pure,
one colon, not two
Oops.
WOW! It works! How many faces are there?
Are there any faces for words I’d like to hurl at BHO?
breaking news…aeromexico 737 hijacked in cancun then flown to mexico city…3 men demanded to speak with caleron or they’d blow up the jet…sitting on tarmac..more to come I’m sure…104 passengers..
pure,
Here’s the link someone posted earlier.
Mexico Communications Secretary Juan Molinar says the plane is sitting on the runway at the Mexico City international airport.
Mexican news media report the hijackers are three Bolivian citizens who are demanding to talk with Mexican President Felipe Calderon.
Mexican network TV Azteca reported that the flight Wednesday was carrying 104 passengers
I was just about to post it, again.
Thanks a bunch Salt and JD!
A lot on there is written in German.
Please note the following correction:
pure,
Here’s the link
someoneSalt posted earlier.Salt, I really hate it when I forget a name and can’t remember which thread had the link. Credit where credit is due. Please forgive my faux pas.
test
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I can see me using this one a lot:
Monster Thread Part Deaux
I’m in. But nobody tell localmalcontent. Wouldn’t want to upset him with the kneecapping.
You can not exclude the use of zeroangels “Amish Porn” for this to grow.
The Good Lord knows that with Chaps on the scene, we have an overabundance of fertilizer!
Here’s some thread bait…..
Nuke the Gay Baby Homeless Whales
:newnana:
:bigpuke:
:rollinglaugh:
Some of my favorites from another site, don’t work here.
Thanks for sharing your family picture album with us all Chap. Was that photo of you taken your Junior or Senior year of College?
Here I am face to face, as it is. Chaps that may be unusual for you, since you seem to be familiar with the back of a person’s head when you attack them.
Kingfish has arrived!!!!!
That would only work if we posted it on some place like Daily Kos.
Great start!
We’re already up to… let’s see. 802244 minus 802114 is 130, but the main page said 77.
Hmmm.
Pure: I believe that Rogue Cheddar was quoting Stripes. Sgt Hulka was a dead giveaway.
Oops up side your head!
Re: Michelle on Hannity. Hope she’s there to rip Obama’s speech apart.
The Dallas Cowboys are girls.
JD,
Nice cooking tips re:raccoon, but I defer to Chaps for the official wine of choice to bring out the best of rabies…
Ed McMahon: “You are correct, sir!”
Ready for a couple of daiquiris?
Oh yes, quite the RA ZEL DAZ EL!
Howdy, Doug. While Michelle is away, would you mind banning lgm?
Rouge Cheddar,
Where can I get a hold of one of those Urban Assault Vehicles? We all may need one soon and the lackluster cheerleading Jug Ears is to do tonight.
If the dems have the numbers, they can pass it without any GOP support what so ever. Seems they need the opposition to sign on so they can lay blame when (not if) the program tanks.
This is what I’m talking about.
Like Kinky Friedman says, “How hard can it be?”
On September 9th, 2009 at 3:53 pm, purealchemy said:
Only if we can raid Chap’s supply of pretty little umbrellas.
Honey-Do list for Doug:
1. Tell WordPress to fix numbering.
2. Ban lgm.
3. Tell WordPress to fix original monster thread
4. ?????
Doug,
Welcome aboard!
In case you missed the monster thread, the jibes between Chaps and myself are good natured fun. There is neither hostility nor eminty between the chaps and myself.
Please ban lgm! We won’t tell!
OH! We can fill in for MM tonight by doing live commentary on BHO’s
tantrumspeech.No worries. I’m not all that concerned about credit as I didn’t create the page. You saved me the trouble of posting it again.
If you’ve been following all the threads, I noticed another ‘glitch’ in the WordPress configuration here, but I hesitate to mention it. Maybe it’s always been that way.
Captain Stillman: Where the f@#$’s my truck? Where – ? *Where’s* *my* *truck*? Hey, where’s the EM-50?
Soldier Outside Motor Pool: A couple of soldiers took it to get it washed sir.
Say, anybody seen zero lately?
You mean Obama? He’ll be on TV later.