Triple-snort-worthy: White House “distances” itself from ACORN
(Photo source: 2008 ACORN slideshow presentation)
Good thing I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read the Politico headline about Team Obama trying to run away from ACORN:
“W.H. distances from activist group”
Choking. Up. With. Laughter.
Barack Obama can no more disown ACORN than he could disown his own shadow.
He IS ACORN. And ACORN is him. The “accountability” that White House flack Robert Gibbs says they take “extremely seriously” doesn’t extend to Team Obama itself — and the accountability they have evaded for pouring more than $800,000 into an ACORN front group for campaign advance work that was mysteriously re-classified as “get-out-the-vote” work.
As for the ACORN “advisory committee” that will “audit” the group’s illicit activities, I repeat:
See Anita MonCrief for more background. And here.
The foxes guard the corrupted henhouse again.
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HI PURPLEPEEP / B-CAT / FLYOVERMAN–on the 6 digit comment numbering system–and human basics.
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As a retired engineer I certainly understand the need for extreme precision IN SOME CASES.
In other cases “close enough for gubmint work” applies.
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As someone who grew up with a (horrors!) slide rule the first step was to get a “ballpark” idea of the right answer and then use the “slipstick” to get 3 digit (0.1 percent) accuracy. If more precision was needed then hand calculation was needed–and it was only done for these cases.
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I have seen tremendously high precision calculations done by super computers with very high accuracy. Only problem was that the simulated missile was 20 miles below the surface of the earth–flying backwards at high speed yet!
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Most people are basically “analog” one percent type thinkers. I don’t refer to your previous posts by the 6 digit numbers–too much typing for the rocketman. I would have used numbers in the 1 to 1000 range.
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It’s tough to teach old dogs new tricks!
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John Bibb
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Obama’s acornssssss…are coming home…to roost…
Thanks for the heads up with your headline MM… I still almost lost my FROSTED FLAKES reading this entry… Ten I made the mistake of reading some of the comments, and there goes my COFFEE!!!
No one was faster on the logarithms slide than me (was it that long ago?)…
As I said on another thread just a few minutes ago …
If this administration weren’t so dangerous, it would be hilarious!
RWR
http://www.rightwingrocker.com
You know what would really help here? Sending ALL of our jobs over to China. The reason the private sector of our economy has not created a single net job since 1997 is because we keep orchestrating jobless “recoveries”. The reason for the latter is that we are also outsourcing the very risk capital that fuels the “hidden hand” of capitalism. In the past, we innovated our way out of our problems. Not because we are a superior race but because of our enthusiasm for creating and investing risk capital in our own country. That is almost gone today.
Our “global corporations”, who have no loyalty to anyone or anything, are gutting our economy systematically because Americans insist on making a good living. Financial innovation has replaced economic innovation. Who needs to create better machines when there is an endless supply of cheap labor trapped in oppressive countries like China? This process may have made a lot of wealthy people even richer quickly but behind the mask of what is being presented as “creative destruction” is a leveling of the playing field for global government exploitation. It’s more like razing than leveling. Good-bye middle class. Good-bye freedom.
So what do we need missiles and missile defense shields for? In WWII, we had no reservations blowing up enemy targets because they were enemy targets. Considering how global corporations now own politicians, will be willing to blow up a GE plant in Russia, for instance, while listening to Mark Mobius gushing about investment opportunities in that country on CNBC? Who is “us” and who is “them” today?
That is the real cost of abandoning our respect for national sovereignty. Our leaders no longer seem to care about the US Constitution and national borders anymore. The rights and freedoms defined and protected by our Constitution and contained within our borders are merely impediments for free trade in the new Friedman (Tom, not Milton) “flat world” of fascist capitalism. We may all be digging ditches soon. And as always happens in these “revolutions”, many of those who made it happen will also find themselves at the guillotine. No need for intellectuals after the deed is done. (from my comment at Powerline)
rocketman said,
I believe your simulation was correct. The error was that it was a simulation of an Oozelfinch and not a missle. I have read reports that indicate an Oozelfinch is capable of such a manuever.
hehehe
hehehe …
Ha…hahahah HAHAHAH…snchrdphchphsch.
uhmph.
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BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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sorry, tried to hold it in.
hrechh, schrnphnfsch…..I needs a towel, there goes the coffee.
Barack Obama can no more disown ACORN than he could disown his own shadow.
I cannot think of a better relationship quote.
Absolutely perfect, Michelle.
Oh great! The nerds are playing slide rule whipitout!
The connection BHO has with ACORN as well as his commie progressive czars will help sink him.
I heard that if you bent the veeblefetzer on the fogarty bevel of a fillyloo bird, you can get the same result.
That made my afternoon.
“I’m being followed by a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow.
Leapin’ and hoppin’ on a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow.”
Cat Stevens
Now try to get that tune out of your heads.
Rougue,
That is true, if the fillyloo bird is a “D model or beyond. The original A Model as well as the B and C variants were not fogarty bevel equipped.
For the unenlightened; The Oozlefinch
Fly, you are absolutely correct! The A-C models came stock with a bogart phreniated plebney, which everyone knows, is nowhere near as efficient as a well cambered fogarty bevel with a neoprene calyptra. Thank God those early designs were quickly dispatched as unworkable.
Was there a frappenator in there somewhere?
Rougue, your knowledge of these issues is truly impressive. Fascinating. My compliments!
I can only hope NASA has engineers of your caliber.
Hey Michelle how did you get a photo of my bus driver
ACORN and the Communist Party USA are like “Family“…
from The Communist Party USA and the 2004 Elections:
Why was Bertha Lewis chair of (supposedly non-partisan) ACORN **and** co-chair of the Working Families Party?
Why did Bertha Lewis call upon the Communist Party USA “as family” to make their contribution known?!?
It should come as no surprise that Bertha Lewis is using claims of “McCarthyism” as her defense! She herself says that the current charges against ACORN are equivalent to saying,
That very statement equates ACORN with the Communist Party. They are one and the same. Note the color of the ACORN flag and compare it to the color of the flag of the former U.S.S.R.
1) McCarthy was right.
2) Teddy Kennedy tried to help the U.S.S.R. during the Reagan administration.
3) Bill Ayers is a self-admitted Communist.
4) Van Jones is a self-admitted Communist.
5) ACORN is a Communist organization, funded with your tax dollars.
6) Obama taught classes for ACORN.
7) Obama has a long history of being associated with Communists.
Aside from the ad populum logical falicy “everyone knows”, you may have forgotten the neoprene calyptra tended to disintegrate above 60 nagstroms per second and had to be replaced with a kevlar nannystater.
Sheesh.
Birds of a feather…..
M/M ~ Excellent work. Keep exposing ACORN. Sunlight disinfects!!!
Prayers and support!
I guess I earned that after the DelinquentGouda remark…still miss the Stooges quotes, though.
Flyoverman said:
Just a fast question, VELLA or DSCS ring a bell?
Why the hell are we sending taxpayer money to this hyperpartisan oranization in the first place?
Obama was ACORN’s lawyer and trainer. It’s about time we heard that from someone.
I was at the 9/12 DC march(inspiring to say the least) and wore this shirt I designed: http://www.zazzle.com/sanford1
Yes, that’s a shameless capitalistic promotion but just look at the design if you will. I was at the hotel bar with all the other terrorists and this lady grabbed me and said, “Shame on you. You are a racist, and I bet you don’t even know what Marxist means”. I told her that racism has nothing to do with this t-shirt design, that how dare she call me a racist, do you know me? and obviously SHE was the one that doesn’t understand Marxism. I will be back next year hopefully, with my kids, and give them a real education.
Of all the people the left and progressives could have supported for president.
What a shame for all of us but especially for minorities; to have our first minority president to be this corrupt individual.
Some role model.
You flatter me too much. Unfortunatley NASA does have engineers of my caliber, thus no Moon visits for another 50 years.
Rogue Cheddar said:
That is such a shame really, when I was working all those years in the network, I met engineers that could design a Cray 2 Super Computer out of beer Cans, and make it work. If there was ever another real Space Program and they would take me, I would work for food and just a roof over my head. It really is fun.
Yes, yes, the early prototype calyptra was prone to failure, but the kevlar nannystater was merely a stop gap measure. They went back to the calyptra design when they found that it could be case-hardened with unobtainium, which everyone knows (there I go again) is 10X stronger than a hoodadoodata laminated anakanapoona. Compared to that, using kevlar, might as well be using kleenex?! Sheesh right back.
I miss the Stooges also, they’ll be back someday.
House votes to cut off funding, but 75 stand by ACORN
corona said:
Just finished reading this — is this hard and fast or more smoke and mirrors.
“They’re launching the XR2300! Do you know what that is Doctor?”
“The muffler bracket on a 79′ Pinto?”
“No that’s the XR2200, the XR2300 is the lunar shuttle!”
I could not agree more. Obama is just following the CFR/TriLateral play book of the One World Government elitists of David Rockefeller.
I get so sick and tired of people that think outsourcing is helping our jobs or economy. How is sending our jobs to third world sxxxholes helping our manufacturing sector? How is allowing millions of uneducated workers from Mexico(in-sourcing) helping America?
The economic correction we are witnessing right now is the result of 5.4 million manufacturing jobs sent to China during the Bush administration by the “Free Traders”. They are systematically destroying our middle class while Congress aids and abets the plan for a New World Order.
There was not one peep from the state run news media when Barry was down at the Guadalajara summit promoting the SPP or the North American Union in August.
No wonder McCain was a non-vote on Acorn.
Rogue, your inner Stooge is showing.
Mister P,
Consider the primaries in the state of Florida.
Analyze why the Democrats initially claimed that they would not seat delegates from Florida.
I believe that the reason was to encourage Democrats to vote in the Republican Primary. There was enough time for them to switch party afiliation and vote in the Republican primary.
Florida was an important win for McCain. In fact, even though McCain had come in 4th place in the Iowa primary just weeks earlier, the victory in Florida allowed the MSM to start repeating the mantra of “McCain is the presumptive nominee…McCain is the presumptive nominee…McCain is the presumptive nominee…”
Also, the MSM lied and claimed that Mike Huckabee had left the state of Florida the weekend before the primary.
That was absolutely untrue, but it created a perception that Huckabee had given up on trying to win the FL primary.
I did not know that. I am so pwned. Sorry dude.
But my kevlar nannystater is still inundating like a champ. I see no need to spend more money on unobtanium just to keep up with the Cheddar’s.
In response to calls to separate himself from Reverend Wright,
Barack Obama said:
Call on Barack Obama to “distance” himself from Karl Marx.
If asked to do so, I expect his response would be to laugh it off.
But if he actually responded, he would probably say:
Two Things Obama Won’t Do:
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1) Confess with his mouth, “Jesus Christ is Lord”.
2) Confess with his mouth, “I disown Karl Marx and all of his teachings”.
If you dance with the devil……….
Maybe it’s time to bring back Ken Starr.
Is Maxine Waters threatening American Citizens? Is she allowed to intimidate American Citizens, Taxpayers, Voters?
Then who would know, Gibbs?
ECS
Sort of OT, as Obama abandons Poland and the rest of the former Soviet captive nations back to the tender mercies of KGB thug Vladimir Putin:
“Red Square” from The Peoples Cube in a rare un-funny editorial. He lived in the USSR, and thus hates communism.
Obama absorbed the KGB propaganda from his mother, who was something of a Red Diaper baby herself, his typical white grandparents who were members of lefty Unitarian churches in Seattle and Hawai’i, the CP-USA sex pervert his grandfather picked as his Black role model when his mother abandoned him, through his student days and affiliation with suspected cop killer Bernadine Dohrn and her unrepentant terrorist commonlaw husband. and really believes the wrong side, the racist/imperialist/capitalist AmeriKKKans won the Cold War.
This is what I’ve been saying about whn how the Fraud Operators = Gov. any “investigation” is really nothing but a rubber-stamped slap on the wrist, if anything.
Certainly, no investigation will touch upon election misconduct prior to Nov. 2008. They’d never open up that can of worms.
What nobody wants to admit is He couldn’t have been elected without ACORN and it’s shennanigans.
Of course, I’m racist for saying that.
Correct.
This absolutely made me LOL…
(It’s part of this larger piece.)
Barack Obama = Willful LIAR
A=Association of
C=Criminal
O=Obamaites
R=Ruining this
N=Nation
Still thinking of that sabre-toothed squirrel guarding his acorn…i love squirells…i can never spell sqoorel.
This is funny stuff.
First thing that came to mind was
“Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!”
This is just schadenfreude-licious.
The dynamic duo just may have changed the 2010 census.
I guess the word Hitl@r must trigger some filter…even when used in a logical way.
Oh snap
‘ACORN Funded Prostitution Zone’
swede, may I have permission to use
kevlar nannystater?
(Admiration of nerd humor from fellow Swede.)
“ACORN votes Barack Obama?” ACORN IS Barack Obama! The only ACORN people who didn’t vote Obama were those who didn’t vote at all–either because they were too busy illegally registering non-citizens to register THEMSELVES, or because they were plastered from celebrating on election night.
It would be like having a slogan from circa 1930′s Germany saying “The National Socialist German Worker’s Front Votes Adolf Hitler.” How obvious is something before it becomes imbecilic?