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1. #1
   On September 18th, 2009 at 12:26 am, Dasher said:

   Great commercial for ACORN

2. #2
   On September 18th, 2009 at 12:31 am, jencab said:

   Awesome jokes on ACORN. This is why I like Jay Leno over all those other jerks in late night.

3. #3
   On September 18th, 2009 at 12:32 am, OregonConservative said:

   Wow, did I just see a pig fly by?

4. #4
   On September 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am, The Ugly American said:

   Leno left out the part about these being brothels for child prostitutes.

   Big difference, Jay.

5. #5
   On September 18th, 2009 at 12:40 am, BrianNY said:

   Jay Leno had better curb his enthusiasm, or he might make Nancy Pelosi cry.

6. #6
   On September 18th, 2009 at 12:49 am, nbarry said:

   Great aches from little ACORNS grow. Thanks, Jay!

7. #7
   On September 18th, 2009 at 1:08 am, MTNEER said:

   Hey Jay! Your hooker/actress was way too old for her part in this scandal.

8. #8
   On September 18th, 2009 at 1:20 am, ThunderHawkk said:

   A “narcotics entrepreneur.” Funny.

   Odumbo is a Marxist Entrepeneur.

9. #9
   On September 18th, 2009 at 1:22 am, Speakup said:

   You should always use the best.

   The President does.

10. #10
    On September 18th, 2009 at 1:26 am, BOB said:

    Is Letterman doing ACORN jokes also?

    Probably not?

11. #11
    On September 18th, 2009 at 2:06 am, txvet2 said:

    Oops, looks like the video is gone. “removed by the user”. That you, Michelle?

12. #12
    On September 18th, 2009 at 2:13 am, leepro said:

    Whoa!!!
    What happened?

13. #13
    On September 18th, 2009 at 3:09 am, Bogtrotter said:

    Video gone. Guess the network is trying to minimize the damage to their friends at ACORN

14. #14
    On September 18th, 2009 at 3:20 am, Bogtrotter said:

    Hey gang, here is your bedtime laff. I went to DU and they still had the video up on a thread with just one comment. The lone commentor said: “I found it so NOT funny I had to change the channel.”

    LOL!

15. #15
    On September 18th, 2009 at 3:24 am, Wade said:

    Try here for video.

16. #16
    On September 18th, 2009 at 3:30 am, tonyr951 said:

    Thx Wade

17. #17
    On September 18th, 2009 at 6:13 am, englishqueen01 said:

    I saw that live last night and couldn’t believe my eyes.

    No wonder the critics are bashing Leno.

18. #18
    On September 18th, 2009 at 6:21 am, et said:

    ACORN is now a punch line. There is no recovery from that status. Thank You Jay. It looks like Jay is going to be KO’s worst person in the world tonight.

19. #19
    On September 18th, 2009 at 6:31 am, Lockstein13 said:

    Great thing when the “legacy show MCs” get in the act.

    **********

    On September 18th, 2009 at 1:26 am, BOB said: “Is Letterman doing ACORN jokes also? Probably not?”

    I don’t see why not. After all, he had no problem with other little girls getting scr*wed.

20. #20
    On September 18th, 2009 at 6:55 am, zorro said:

    I knew Leno was ok.

    Michelle has another great column out today, subject ACORN.

21. #21
    On September 18th, 2009 at 7:23 am, michele hampton said:

    The video is no longer available. Thanks.

22. #22
    On September 18th, 2009 at 7:32 am, jsr said:

    But Leno should know ACORN is an organization that , you know, helps people and does good things like put homeless people in houses they can’t afford and elect Democrats. That should be more important than any evil or corruption in their fine organization. Leno must be a racist.

23. #23
    On September 18th, 2009 at 7:41 am, thelcabroadside said:

    It is nie to see some little cracks here and there from Leno to the Daily Show but it’s still too little, perhaps too late.

    SNL had their Thursday night “Weekend Edition” and had this involved Democrats would have been able to do a great sketch about ACORN. But then I remembered two things. Just like Pelosi they had to beat the Joe Wilson non-story to death AND the writiers on SNL haven’t had talent since the mid-90s.

24. #24
    On September 18th, 2009 at 7:53 am, cicerokid said:

    I lost my respect for Leno when he joked about the Philippine military pulling out of Iraq. This is a step in the right direction to renew our friendship, Jay.

25. #25
    On September 18th, 2009 at 7:58 am, iamsaved said:

    Looks like the video has been removed by the user…

26. #26
    On September 18th, 2009 at 8:00 am, iamsaved said:

    opps – didn’t read all the posts. Thanks Wade for posting an active URL.

27. #27
    On September 18th, 2009 at 8:33 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    APORN – ROFLMAO

28. #28
    On September 18th, 2009 at 8:37 am, Rob said:

    APE-horn??

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAAA!

29. #29
    On September 18th, 2009 at 8:38 am, purplepeep said:

    txvet2 said:

    Oops, looks like the video is gone. “removed by the user”.

    Try this YouTube LInk.

30. #30
    On September 18th, 2009 at 8:43 am, purplepeep said:

    Or this Other YouTube Link

31. #31
    On September 18th, 2009 at 8:58 am, purplepeep said:

    Rob said:

    APE-horn??

    I think it was “APORN”, Rob.

32. #32
    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:01 am, purplepeep said:

    Transcript:

    JAY LENO: Oh and of course there’s that big scandal with APORN, I mean, ACORN. I’m sorry.

    Do you know what they say? Have you heard about this? ACORN, they’re an organization that gets government money to help poor people. Well, now they’re in a lot of trouble. It seems these two filmmakers went to ACORN’s office posing as a pimp and a prostitute, saying they wanted to buy a house and run it as a brothel, and ACORN workers gave them advice on how to get away with prostitution and how to avoid paying taxes.

    See, here’s my question: If they want to get away with prostitution and not paying taxes, go to Congress. These are the professionals. These are the people that know…. I mean, I had a hunch that this was coming. Did you see that commercial? Take a look.

    (ACORN “commercial” starts)

    POLITICIAN: When I ran for office in Nevada, I found myself 50,000 votes behind in the polls. ACORN helped me get the “extra” votes I needed. Thank you, ACORN.

    PROSTITUTE: I’m a professional. In my line of work, it doesn’t come easy. Sometimes it takes like… 45 minutes? So, like my customers, I want to get the most bang for my buck. ACORN showed me how to save the most at tax time. Thank you, ACORN. I owe you one. Call me.

    DRUG DEALER: As a narcotics entrepreneur, I bring in a lot of money, mostly cash. I thought I owed $200,000 in taxes. ACORN said I owed nothing. Thank you, ACORN.

    (Cell phone rings.)

    Oh, I gotta take this call. It’s Amy Winehouse.

    ANNOUNCER: ACORN. We’ll help you get away with stuff.

33. #33
    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:06 am, radio relay said:

    The video is back … Good stuff!

34. #34
    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:09 am, TigerLady said:

    I wonder if Jay cleared that through the big guys at the National Barack Channel?

    Next question is what will Acorn be called next week? They’ll close their doors in one location and put up a shingle under a new name as quick as the paint can dry.

35. #35
    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:25 am, RedRepub said:

    Next question is what will Acorn be called next week? They’ll close their doors in one location and put up a shingle under a new name as quick as the paint can dry.

    And the new organization will be at the infamous “Elysian Fields” address.

36. #36
    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:27 am, yohannbiimu said:

    I saw about ten seconds to Leno the other night. Michael Moore was on (naturally, Leno was kissing his enormous back-side), and the only thing I heard (before I changed the channel) was Moore saying “…capitalism is legalized greed…”

    Now, think about that for a second. Since when has greed EVER been illegal? Of course, as a communist scum like Moore thinks, greed is the worst of all evils, and what HE does is expose the evils in the world (people doing what they are able to do in order to make a buck), all the while HE pulls in millions of dollars in the process–making HIMSELF the ultimate capitalist.

    I’m sure that it never occurred to Leno for a second that he point out the hypocrisy of Moore, but at least he found the time to get a few laughs out of ACORN’s expense. It won’t last, there won’t be ANY impact by his doing so, but at LEAST he found the time to get a few laughs out of ACORN’s expense.

37. #37
    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:38 am, purplepeep said:

    By the way, has anyone noticed the only crooked employee ACORN didn’t fire was that crazy white woman in California? All the others were minorities – black and Hispanic. Doesn’t that make ACORN raaa-ciiist?

38. #38
    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:43 am, yohannbiimu said:

    When is anyone going to make a connection with the fact that OUR PRESIDENT got his “public service” start with this corrupt, criminal syndicate?

39. #39
    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:46 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    That was funny–that is what he does I guess.
    If and when we see the Rathke brothers in the criminal dock THAT will be fun to watch. IF.

    —-
    Did Rush Limbaugh REALLY refer to ‘lil Jimmy Carter as a hemorrhoid?

    Why yes I think he did.

40. #40
    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:54 am, purplepeep said:

    ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    “Did Rush Limbaugh REALLY refer to ‘lil Jimmy Carter as a hemorrhoid?”

    Why yes I think he did.

    In case you weren’t around back in the day, AzN, Carter’s hemorrhoid problem was actually a news item in the late 70s.

    I remember when, after a local news guy read the story, the TV news anchor said “I don’t think we really needed to know that”.

    Anyhoo, that’s the subtext of the pun.

41. #41
    On September 18th, 2009 at 10:04 am, Laree said:

    ACORN will help you get away with stuff….LOL I can’t stop laughing.

42. #42
    On September 18th, 2009 at 10:05 am, kbiel said:

    So, has Charlie Gibson heard of this story now that Jon Stewart and Jay Leno have riffed on it?

43. #43
    On September 18th, 2009 at 10:10 am, Rob said:

    I think it was “APORN”, Rob.

    Either way it works for me!

44. #44
    On September 18th, 2009 at 10:52 am, vickisoup said:

    “A-con” is a better slip-up than the purposeful stab at “A-porn”, I thought.
    

45. #45
    On September 18th, 2009 at 10:53 am, happyscrapper said:

    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:27 am, yohannbiimu said: …and the only thing I heard (before I changed the channel) was Moore saying “…capitalism is legalized greed…”

    That is exactly at the point I too changed the channel!

    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:38 am, purplepeep said:
    By the way, has anyone noticed the only crooked employee ACORN didn’t fire was that crazy white woman in California? All the others were minorities – black and Hispanic. Doesn’t that make ACORN raaa-ciiist?

    I wondered about that. Isn’t that the woman who said she was “putting them on” because she knew it was a scam? Interesting.

46. #46
    On September 18th, 2009 at 11:13 am, purplepeep said:

    happyscrapper said:

    On September 18th, 2009 at 9:38 am, “purplepeep said:
    By the way, has anyone noticed the only crooked employee ACORN didn’t fire was that crazy white woman in California? All the others were minorities – black and Hispanic. Doesn’t that make ACORN raaa-ciiist?”

    I wondered about that. Isn’t that the woman who said she was “putting them on” because she knew it was a scam? Interesting.

    Yeah, Scrapper, I’d really beat ACORN over the head with their own PC club for it’s race-based preference; they dumped the minorities and kept the white woman. Could make to create some must-see Dem infighting, to boot.

    “Go Alinsky” and finish ACORN off by making it apply it’s own race-hustling rules, I say!

47. #47
    On September 18th, 2009 at 11:35 am, UrbanSpaceman said:

    yohannbiimu and happyscapper: while the part where Jay Leno was interviewing Michael Moore was pretty liberal-minded and a lovefest, the segment they showed from Moore’s movie was interesting: it showed Moore on Wall Street going to the banks that got handouts from the government asking for the money to be returned.

    Not that this makes Moore better than pond scum, but I thought it was worth a mention.

    As for Jay talking about ACORN: I also liked when he called them APORN and ACON.

48. #48
    On September 18th, 2009 at 1:16 pm, William said:

    In post comment # 808875, on September 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am, The Ugly American said:

    Leno left out the part about these being brothels for child prostitutes.

    Big difference, Jay.

    I noticed that also.

    I was extending body english while watching that clip as if to coax the rest of the story out of Jay Leno, but it didn’t work.

    I am happy to see that, along with you, I am not alone in noticing that Jay LEno left out the story of ACORN corruptocrats willingness to help promote child prostitution.

49. #49
    On September 18th, 2009 at 1:21 pm, William said:

    Michael Moore was interviewed by Jay Leno. Moore condemned Capitalism and “greed.”

    I did not like that Jay Leno sat there and allowed him to get away with condemning “Rich” people while Michael Moore is actually very rich himself.

    Hey, Michael Moore. Next time you make a movie, give the profits to me. You don’t need them because that makes you an evil Capitalist Rich guy.

    Also you are a WHITE Capitalist, Greedy Rich guy, which is the worst of the worst!

    Michael Moore, a Greedy, Selfish, Mean Rich Capitalist White guy, getting rich off the BS he is shoveling, while pretending to be a fat, sloppy poor middle class working stiff who needs a bath, a shave, and some new, neater clothing and to get out and get some exercise.

50. #50
    On September 18th, 2009 at 1:30 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Michael Moore, a Greedy, Selfish, Mean Rich Capitalist White guy, getting rich off the BS he is shoveling, while pretending to be a fat, sloppy poor middle class working stiff who needs a bath, a shave, and some new, neater clothing and to get out and get some exercise.

    Ditto Al Gore.

51. #51
    On September 18th, 2009 at 2:47 pm, Laree said:

    Wow check out Michelle’s rating at Mediaite she is number #2 among online writers. No wonder Jon Stewart is giving her a shout out.

    http://www.mediaite.com/power-grid/person/?q=Michelle+Malkin

52. #52
    On September 18th, 2009 at 4:40 pm, happy2behere said:

    Capitalism is to greed as Communism is to:

    a. oppression
    b. death camps
    c. failed economies
    d. enrichment of the “leaders” only
    e. all of the above

53. #53
    On September 20th, 2009 at 11:48 pm, itzWicks said:

    I approve of his humor.