I killed the Kentucky Census worker — along with every conservative in America

By Michelle Malkin  •  September 25, 2009 10:38 AM

Something horrible happened to Bill Sparkman, who worked part-time as a Census worker in rural southeastern Kentucky.

He was found dead. Tied to a tree. Preliminary tests show he died of asphyxiation.

But the “cause of Sparkman’s death is under investigation, and authorities have not ruled out suicide, an accident or homicide, said Kentucky state police spokesman Don Trosper. A full medical report on Sparkman’s death is not complete,” according to the Washington Post.

Let me repeat that: The “cause of Sparkman’s death is under investigation, and authorities have not ruled out suicide, an accident or homicide, said Kentucky state police spokesman Don Trosper. A full medical report on Sparkman’s death is not complete.”

No matter. A speculative rumor spread by the Associated Press that Sparkman may have been targeted because of his Census job — coupled with an unsubstantiated claim that “fed” was “scrawled” on his chest — was enough “evidence” for the nutroots to convict every outspoken conservative activist and advocate for limited government of a murder that has yet to be determined a murder.

Democratic Underground immediately posted a “Handy Guide to how Republicans and Fox News are responsible for Census worker being hanged,” where a DU user fumed:

We need to absolutely expose Glenn Beck, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, CNN’s Lou Dobbs, Michael Steele, Rush Limbaugh and the legion of others parroting right-wing lies for trumping up this nonsense and getting people to now commit murder in a hideous fashion.

The Democratic Underground is an unrepresentative fring voice, you say? Well, here’s the “respectable” New York magazine pointing hysterical fingers at Bachmann, Limbaugh, “conservative media personalities, websites, and even members of Congress.”

Newsbusters spotlighted HuffPo indictments issued against conservative talk radio for the Sparkman’s death.

Radio Equalizer has video and transcript of left-wing radio loon Stephanie Miller blaming the Tea Party movement.

And Allahpundit points to this heinous graphic of a hanged man implicating yours truly, Sarah Palin, the Second Amendment, and every blanket criticism of ACORN, the SEIU, illegal immigration, Obamacare, and socialism under the sun.

They did this with the George Tiller shooting and the Holocaust Museum shooting and the Binghamton immigration center shooting. Motives had yet to be determined and bodies were still warm, but that did not stop the stampede from exploiting every bloody opportunity to redefine conservative political expression as an incitement to violence.

Meanwhile, other details initially reported by the AP that sparked the Census worker-was-murdered-because-he-was-a-government-worker meme continue to crumble. From McClatchy:

William E. Sparkman, 51, of Laurel County, Ky., reportedly had the word “fed” scrawled on his chest. That raised questions about whether he was killed because of hard feelings against the government and catapulted the mysterious death into a national story.

However, on Thursday, police had not confirmed Sparkman was even doing census work in Clay County at the time he died, said Capt. Lisa Rudzinski, commander of the state police post handling the investigation.

One media report — which quoted a census official saying a computer Sparkman used for census work was found in his truck near the cemetery — wasn’t true, Rudzinski said.

Police found Sparkman’s red pickup truck, but the computer wasn’t in it, she said.

…”There are too many unanswered questions for us to lean one way or the other,” Rudzinski said. “We have not ruled this is a hate crime against a federal employee. We’re still trying to determine if foul play was involved.”

…Reports that Sparkman was hanging from a tree at the cemetery create an image that doesn’t fit the evidence where Sparkman was found, Rudzinski said. Sparkman had a rope around his neck that was attached to a tree, but he was not hanging in the sense that many people envision, she said. Sparkman’s body was in contact with the ground, state police said in a news release.

News that Sparkman had the word “fed” on his chest came to the Associated Press from a law enforcement official who requested anonymity. The official did not tell the AP what was used to scrawl the word on Sparkman.

David Beyer, a spokesman for the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Kentucky, said the agency was assisting state police and trying to figure out if Sparkman’s death had anything to do with his being a federal employee.

State police contacted the FBI about the case because Sparkman was a federal employee, not because of a belief that his death resulted from his employment, Rudzinski said.

To recap:

1) Police have not determined yet that this was murder.

2) He wasn’t hanging from the tree.

3) It hasn’t been determined if he was even working as a Census data collector at the time of his death or whether that job had anything at all to do with his demise.

But:

I killed the Kentucky Census worker — along with every man and woman in America who is guilty of having said or written anything critical of government.

The criminalization of conservatism continues.

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  1. #1
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:42 am, tarpon said:

    Probably stumbled on a Democrat’s grow house.

  2. #2
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:42 am, Salt said:

    So terribly sad. That the left would use this man’s tragic end for political gain is absolutely appalling and says more about them than it does anything conservative.

    Some really will use just about anything to silence their opposition.

  3. #3
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:42 am, Krazybee said:

    Whatever happened to “innocent until found guilty”?

  4. #4
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:44 am, Laree said:
  5. #5
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:46 am, Laree said:

    The Gubment ought to know what to expect when they go deep into the Kentucky Hollers.

  6. #6
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:53 am, b-cat said:

    We didn’t kill this guy. We killed Kenny.

  7. #7
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:54 am, happyscrapper said:

    Their extreme desparation is really showing these days. They can’t take us down on the issues, so they have nothing left but smears. We have seen this before. Sucks to be them. We are winning on the issues. Look at the ratings of Fox News, the conservative radio progams, the conservative blogs, and the conservative BOOKS!! The tide is turning and it can’t be ignored. So they step up the smears. Stay strong, Michelle. You are on the side of Right and it will prevail.

  8. #8
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:55 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    Even if some lunatic killed this man, it has nothing to do with conservative media. This is just another tactic of the radical leftist morons. They will do anything to try to silence conservatives. Including trying to pin murders on them.

    This is what the Taliban have done to our military in Afghanistan. They claim falsely that our military killed civilians. So the idiot liberal politicians forced the creation of new Rules of Engagement that require us to tie our hands and not be able to fight.

    This is no different. Leftist want to shut down any voice that opposes them. And they’ll do anything to get that done.

    So quite frankly, even if some lunatic killed this man because he thought he was an ACORN canvasser, it will not change a thing about what conservatives need to say and shed light on. We didn’t kill the man. If he was murdered, that’s on the hands of the psycho that did it. Not Glen Beck, MM or any other conservative. And nothing… not a damn thing…. about what we say or how we say it…will or should change.

  9. #9
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:55 am, happyscrapper said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:42 am, Krazybee said:
    Whatever happened to “innocent until found guilty”?

    Well, unless you are a cop acting “stupidly”.

  10. #10
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:56 am, b-cat said:

    There you go, Michelle, using your godlike powers to induce people to do your bidding.

    Your choice of targets is interesting, though. A census worker? Boy, that will show ‘em.

  11. #11
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:57 am, gdpmumin said:

    Two things:

    1) To accuse conservative pundits of having enough sway to encourage murder is so intellectually bankrupt it’s laughable and not even worth discussing.

    2) But, to argue that point on the basis of law enforcement’s ongoing investigation and their statement that this might not even be a murder and they’re looking into multiple causes is a bit dishonest. We know the victim was tied to a tree. We know he had the word “Fed” scrawled into his chest. We know it wasn’t an accident. We know it wasn’t a suicide. That leaves only one option; the victim was murdered.

    Certainly the cause of the murder wasn’t Michelle’s, Glenn’s, or Rush’s fault. But don’t say, “It’s not our fault because we don’t even know if it was murder.”

  12. #12
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:58 am, MTNEER said:

    Never let pass an opportunity to “Rahm it” to your opponents-Rahm Emanuel.

  13. #13
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:58 am, cicerokid said:

    He could have easily been seen as a “revenuer”. Plenty of shine still being made there, and marijuana grown. Clay county is very heavily wooded and mountainous. Dad is from the next couny over. We were just there last week. Any animosity towards the “fed” could also stem from he fact that obladah promised to destroy the coal industry…

  14. #14
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:59 am, Flyoverman said:

    And how many Americans in uniform have died since 1966 due to an unending stream of statements from Democrats that have consistenly given aid and comfort to our enemies?

    Therefore, I do not give a rat’s rear what any leftist thinks or says.

  15. #15
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:00 am, cicerokid said:

    i think my “t” is bad.

  16. #16
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:01 am, b-cat said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:58 am, cicerokid said:

    We were just there last week.

    I’d keep that to myself if I were you! 8)

  17. #17
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:02 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    How long before some administration official hints or comes out and says that Fox News, Rush, Michelle and others incited the killer(s)????

    No doubt some dope like Pelosi will have something to say.

    I’m looking forward to their ignorance on public display once again.

  18. #18
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:03 am, max said:

    the kid got to close to the still… ah reckon…

  19. #19
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:03 am, California Red said:

    and they can just forget all the kill Bush-McChimpy-Hitler language that we all had to endure for 8 years. All their hateful rhetoric and fomenting was patriotic dissent. And yet our speaking out against the expansion of government is inciteful?

    All I can hope is that the people are smart enough ro realize the media is not playing it straight. If they keep making honest American’s who disagree with Obama into hateful, evil, racist, fear mongers then it should backfire.

  20. #20
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:04 am, tre said:

    Then every looney leftwing liberal killed that abortion protester, James Pouillon, 63, in Michigan.

  21. #21
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:05 am, Lan Astaslem said:

    I live about three counties away from Clay County, and believe-you-me, I wouldn’t go wandering up to house down there without an engraved invitation. Here’s a copy of an old article from the WSJ that’s a short and fun read. Think old-style Chicago gangsters crossed with the hollers. It’ll give you a good idea of what Clay County is all about.

  22. #22
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:08 am, cicerokid said:

    Right, Lan. You just don’t go driving up someones’ lane in those parts without an invite.

    If you’re welcomed, it’s soup beans, corn bread and fried taters time!

  23. #23
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:09 am, infidel4life said:

    Now we’re all racists and murderers. If these loons had their way, Conservatism would be declared a mental illness and constitute a one-way ticket to a re-education camp.

  24. #24
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:13 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    Good read Lan

    “You come here and be nice. And folks will be as nice as anything,” says B. Robert Stivers, a prominent local attorney. ‘But stick your nose in someone’s family business and they’ll blow your head off.

    That snippet pretty much “Sizes” it up.

  25. #25
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:14 am, almiller said:

    Still no coverage of the G20 riots?

  26. #26
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:15 am, Flyoverman said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:09 am, infidel4life said:

    Now we’re all racists and murderers.

    In there view we always have been. They are as consistent as the sun rising in the East.

  27. #27
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:17 am, docflash said:

    MM is becoming serial.I read somewhere she was on the grassy knoll in Dallas.

  28. #28
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:17 am, rjbjrirish said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:53 am, b-cat said:
    We didn’t kill this guy. We killed Kenny.

    You ba***rds!.

  29. #29
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:22 am, cicerokid said:

    Michelle is breaking the law as we speak, torturing liberals.

  30. #30
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:25 am, b-cat said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:22 am, cicerokid said:
    Michelle is breaking the law as we speak, torturing liberals.

    Is it streaming live somewhere?

  31. #31
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:26 am, alwaysright43 said:

    The criminalization of conservatism continues.

    Only if we remain silent and allow this absurdity to go unanswered. When the loon killed the pro-lifer a few weeks ago, did the right indict the entire left? No. We don’t play those kind of low-rent, bottom-feeding games. That’s reserved for the left.

    Keep speaking the truth Michelle!

  32. #32
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:28 am, jamesgreenidge said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:55 am, NJ-Aviator said:

    This is what the Taliban have done to our military in Afghanistan. They claim falsely that our military killed civilians. So the idiot liberal politicians forced the creation of new Rules of Engagement that require us to tie our hands and not be able to fight.

    It’s incredible how many people don’t believe/overlook this and the caveman mentality the Taliban possess towards females there (and Pakistan) — who’d better wise up fast about the freedoms they’ll never know if we pull up stakes and run home.

    James Greenidge
    Queens, NY

  33. #33
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:36 am, SarahW said:

    I hope an answer to the mystery is determined soon and conclusively. If this man lost his life because someone was disgruntled with census taking, it’s a horror and travesty, and I have to concede there are awful nutcases in the world capable of such an act.

    That said, my instinct from the few details available was that the possibility of suicide was strong, and reason tells me a murder by criminals to cover drug manufacture or harvest is more likely than a politically motivated murder.

    When I found out he was a boy-scout leader and substitute teacher I have to confess the ugliest notion possible entered my thinking. That perhaps this was a man with demons, a disturbed sexuality; I’ve since heard rumors that have done nothing to dispel what I thought was an unfair first impression.

    When I was a girl my father’s former secretary was found bound and hanged in the woods near her home, along with killed family pets, in an apparent murder. However, detectives were quickly able to establish that she had committed suicide and staged the scene, had bound herself and put tape on her own mouth, etc.

    Perhaps this is why my mind runs to this dark possibility. I know that people sometimes will do this.

  34. #34
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:39 am, PKAmmoTroop said:

    Names I’ve been called by Obama’s gang: Liar, Racist, Terrorist, Nazi, Teabagger, Flatearther, Asshole… and now murderer. NEVER an “American”

  35. #35
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:43 am, graysonret said:

    Liberalism is based on emotion, not logic. When you don’t have knowledge to use in arguing your case, you get emotional. The elites know this, and use it to whip up their “useful idiots”, in their quest for power and control.

  36. #36
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:46 am, Tazed and Confused said:

    Everyone here knows the libs killed Bill and made the crime scene to look like a neo-con lynching.

    The forensic evidence strongly points to Obama and his Chitown mafia as the assailants.

  37. #37
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:55 am, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    If he wasn’t actually dangling from a tree, and Fed wasn’t scrawled on his chest, is there any chance he accidentally killed himself ala David Carridine?

  38. #38
    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:59 am, harbormaster said:

    “We have not ruled this is a hate crime against a federal employee.”

    So federal employees are now a protected class?
    Doesn’t that frighten anyone?

  39. #39
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:05 pm, Freddy said:

    Watching what happens around national parks around the country it is most likely that this census worker was killed by drug growers.

    A possibly scrawled ‘fed’ is the type of tactic used by drug gangs from mexico where the ’statement killing’ is used to intimidate.

    So if I were to go way out on a limb, I would suggest this census worker was simply seen as a ‘federale’ by an illegal alien drug gang.

    And, do not think too much about who stood around and watched him die. You might find yourself sleeping with one eye open.

  40. #40
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:08 pm, Doug Powers said:

    I wish the left gave Michelle at least as much due process as they give terrorists.

  41. #41
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:08 pm, pueblo1032 said:

    I believe it was RUSH… Wasn’t he mysteriously missing from his radio program yesterday??? I also believe MARK STEYN is an accomplice… He covered for RUSH in his absence…

  42. #42
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:09 pm, orlandocajun said:

    Let the nutroots say whatever they want. Their numbers are plummeting and conservatives are rising. Race baiting and attacking conservative values are not working for them anymore. They need new material, but it appears that their arsenal of tricks is empty. Propaganda only works for so long and the majority of the people in this country are now seeing through it.

  43. #43
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:09 pm, cicerokid said:

    This place is the prescription drug abuse capital of the US where food stamps are legal tender for purchase. My bets are on drug-related homicide: he was in the wrong place at the right time.

  44. #44
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:12 pm, cicerokid said:

    I wander if that 700-ton block of coal made it from West Virginia through Kentucky on its’ way to Mount Rushmore? Traffic was backed up for 20 miles…

  45. #45
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:14 pm, stillontheroad said:

    Hell, I was working in WV and doing a lot of site surveys for a company and driving a red Explorer. Believe you me, until I got out of the vehicle and explained what I was doing, show and tell, I was looked at as an outsider. once I was seen as not anyone from the Feds – the nicest people on earth.

  46. #46
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:15 pm, Laree said:

    There was voter fraud indictments handed down in Clay County and they are going through the discovery process right now.

  47. #47
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:24 pm, radio relay said:

    Considering all the phony “hate crimes” that have been committed by democRats lately, whose to say that this poor guy wasn’t killed by a democrat operative!!!

  48. #48
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:25 pm, 7thson said:

    We need to absolutely expose…Michelle Malkin…for trumping up this nonsense and getting people to now commit murder in a hideous fashion.

    I missed that post. Can you provide a link?

    My sympathies go out to Mr. Sparkman’s family for his death and for how his death has become a tool for the left.

  49. #49
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:26 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Beat me to it! I didn’t know that employment by the Fed was an immutable physical trait.

    Will they find a “Federal Employee Gene” one day? Would it be wrong if we engaged in genetic engineering to remove it from the population?

    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:59 am, harbormaster said:

    “We have not ruled this is a hate crime against a federal employee.”

    So federal employees are now a protected class?
    Doesn’t that frighten anyone?

  50. #50
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:30 pm, Truesoldier said:

    We need to absolutely expose Glenn Beck, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, CNN’s Lou Dobbs, Michael Steele, Rush Limbaugh and the legion of others parroting right-wing lies for trumping up this nonsense and getting people to now commit murder in a hideous fashion.

    Ok so by using the Du’s standard that would make them and all on the left responsible for every drug crime, rape, child molestation, military death….

    Of course true Conservatives do not play this game, we blame the individual who committed the heinous act because we beleive in personal responsability.

  51. #51
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:30 pm, cicerokid said:

    We need to absolutely expose…Michelle Malkin…for trumping up this nonsense and getting people to now commit murder in a hideous fashion.
    I missed that post. Can you provide a link?

    its the democratic underground link in MM’s header, 7thson

  52. #52
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:39 pm, txvet2 said:

    Kaintuck??? They probably thought he was a revenoor.

  53. #53
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:42 pm, UrbanSpaceman said:

    pueblo1032 said:

    I believe it was RUSH… Wasn’t he mysteriously missing from his radio program yesterday??? I also believe MARK STEYN is an accomplice… He covered for RUSH in his absence…

    Here’s Rush’s alibi, part 1: http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/clips/rush-limbaugh-part-1/1160622/

    Both parts of the interview, as well as him racing in an electric car, was pretty good. This aired on Sept. 24 (last night).

  54. #54
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:43 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:39 pm, txvet2 said:
    Kaintuck??? They probably thought he was a revenoor.

    Musta been Snuffy Smith!

  55. #55
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:46 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:59 am, harbormaster said:

    “So SELECTED federal employees are now a protected class?

    FIFY.

    I would impagine that members of the U.S.Border Patrol, the U.S. military, and the C.I.A. feel more like an Endangered Species than a protected class.

  56. #56
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:51 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Geez, a murderer. You just don’t look like the type. Maybe I don’t want you to autograph my book.

  57. #57
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:53 pm, drfredc said:

    Yep, once again, the political bigotry of the nutroot left raises it’s head to accuse and convict conservatives and talk radio of a crime without any facts to back that up.

    So long as this political bigotry isn’t quickly and universally labeled as such, expect it to continue in earnest. At least the blacks learned as much during the days of civil rights strife — can’t say the elected GOP have figured this complexity out just yet… Their still trying to fight their way out of a wet paper bag…

  58. #58
    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:57 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    We need to absolutely expose Glenn Beck, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, CNN’s Lou Dobbs, Michael Steele, Rush Limbaugh and the legion of others parroting right-wing lies for trumping up this nonsense and getting people to now commit murder in a hideous fashion.

    Yeah, Michael Steele. That milqetoast? A murderer? Why not add in a fictional superhero like “Captain Nice” too?

    Credibility problem here.

  59. #59
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:02 pm, spaceycakes said:

    lemme see…this list is getting longer…

    what I’m blamed for:

    * rape of stripper at Duke
    * hanging of noose on doorknob at Columbia
    * creating AIDS to kill homosexuals and Africans
    * being born white
    * Kentucky crime

  60. #60
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:06 pm, MarcoPolo said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 12:39 pm, txvet2 said:
    Kaintuck??? They probably thought he was a revenoor.

    My great-grandparents hailed from them woods, and you ain’t-a jokin.

    As kids we were told not to go up on the hill because the moon shiners would shoot us if they thought we were the government.

    I wish I could go up there with ‘em now.

  61. #61
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:06 pm, pressto said:

    You forgot add number 4 on list which you mentioned.

    coupled with an unsubstantiated claim that “fed” was “scrawled” on his chest

    because not a single official spokesperson has confirmed that yet.

    P.S. Stop killing all these census workers. :-)

  62. #62
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:07 pm, Little Ma said:

    First thing that popped into my mind was, “I’ll bet he was a ‘revenooer’ or someone thought he was.”

  63. #63
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:08 pm, MarcoPolo said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:59 am, harbormaster said:

    So federal employees are now a protected class? Doesn’t that frighten anyone?

    Of course, but I’m just an insolent America-hater who has a problem with authority.

  64. #64
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:08 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah is there a Fort Marcy Park in KY??!! Probably tripped on his show laces while jogging and got entangled.

  65. #65
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:10 pm, iamsaved said:

    Sure would be nice if the liberals could provide some factual evidence when they scream about the conservative lies that are being told. I never hear any specifics.

    Who knows, as the news said, this fellow may have accidentally come across a field of marijuana or a meth lab operation in that rural part of Kentucky.

  66. #66
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:16 pm, Chief1942 said:

    At some point we have to quit giving the Lefty loons the attention they crave, by our responses to their outlandish claims. Since they are so obvious by their sheer presence on the net,there is little to be gained by even acknowledging their diatribes against traditionalist Americans. Ignore them like you would an intemperate child and soon they will self destruct. They have no merit nor socially redeeming value to the society at large.

  67. #67
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:30 pm, cheapseat said:

    hmmmm, a school teacher out doing census work? could he be another pedophile school teacher seeking prey? could he have found some and got his just rewards? as long as we are speculating without facts, could he have found some companionship and playing sex games in the woods, he died.
    let’s wait for the facts instead of thinking up what ifs.

  68. #68
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:31 pm, RedDog said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:42 am, tarpon said:
    Probably stumbled on a Democrat’s grow house.

    This is actually very possible. Many people in those areas of Kentucky, West Virginia, and North Carolina, are from hard-core FDR Democrat families – and their kids have moved on from moon to weed to augment their incomes. If they feel threatened by a stranger, they could do worse than tying him to a tree.

  69. #69
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:40 pm, Rob said:

    When wild animals are left unchallenged, they get too bold.

    Maybe this will put a little fear in the species…

  70. #70
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:42 pm, Kingfish said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:06 pm, pressto said:

    P.S. Stop killing all these census workers.

    You know, the number is growing too large to count after all.

  71. #71
    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:55 pm, clevergael said:

    These “news” reports just go to show how little coastal libs understand Appalachia.

  72. #72
    On September 25th, 2009 at 2:12 pm, Rorschach said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:42 pm, Kingfish said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 1:06 pm, pressto said:

    P.S. Stop killing all these census workers.

    You know, the number is growing too large to count after all.

    You musta gone to publik skool.=D

  73. #73
    On September 25th, 2009 at 2:28 pm, Regulus said:

    I killed the Kentucky Census worker — along with every man and woman in America who is guilty of having said or written anything critical of government.

    Say it ain’t so, Michelle! Until today, when associating the word “killer” with you, it was always followed by “looks.”

    I’m so disillusioned…

  74. #74
    On September 25th, 2009 at 2:34 pm, beenthere said:

    Isn’t it obvious that George W. Bush did it, and MM is covering up for him?

  75. #75
    On September 25th, 2009 at 2:37 pm, farmgal said:

    Does anyone else find it suspicious that this happened so close after Nancy Pelosi did her cry on t.v. about the violence she feared from conservatives?

  76. #76
    On September 25th, 2009 at 2:38 pm, rlwo2008 said:

    People like them are running/ruining our government and our country.

  77. #77
    On September 25th, 2009 at 3:59 pm, happy2behere said:

    HEY gdgmnmn, about your comment #812608, did you actually read Michelle’s article? Ms. Malkin quoted Kentucky offical Don Trosper TWICE, once in BOLD, who said they had NOT ruled out suicide, accident or homicide. An anonymous person said FED was written on the chest, but police did not confirm the statment. They did say the victim was tied to a tree and touching the ground, thus implying to the reader that suicide may be a possibility. Perhaps you want to correct your statement?

  78. #78
    On September 25th, 2009 at 4:36 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Yes farmgal I did notice; obviously Botox Nancy had the man killed, probably with help from BaBa Boxer.

    I listened to a “Black Social Justice” worker screaming like a fool-he is a fool- that the Tea Party protesters were ALL RACIST, there were THOUSANDS of signs calling President Obama “the First Primate”, Klan signs, Klan Robes and a 400% rise in threats to the President. I called Phoenix Secret Service and found they are not so secret:

    3200 N Central Ave # 1450
    Phoenix, AZ 85012-2406
    (602) 640-5580

    They release no such real time statistics. It often takes MONTHS to determine if a threat was really made AND MOST reports are pranks, cranks and personal feuds.

    But BEWARE of Botox Nancy and BaBa Boxer.

  79. #79
    On September 25th, 2009 at 4:37 pm, Paul Green said:

    “I learned a thing or two from Charlie, doncha know –
    You better stay away from Copperhead Road!”

    – Steve Earle

    Of course, the guy could’ve just been a gasper.

  80. #80
    On September 25th, 2009 at 4:38 pm, englishqueen01 said:

    Whatever happened to “innocent until found guilty”?

    That is reserved for liberals only. Conservatives are always guilty. Doubly so by association.

  81. #81
    On September 25th, 2009 at 4:40 pm, Leatherneck said:

    If folks like us are into murder, why are the moon god worshipers not being shot at daily?

    I suspect it is because ROE still apply. Don’t want nothing, don’t start nothing. It is only a matter of time before they start something. They can’t help it.

  82. #82
    On September 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm, Vntnrse said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 2:37 pm, farmgal said:

    My thoughts precisely!

  83. #83
    On September 25th, 2009 at 6:44 pm, BrianNY said:

    I killed the Kentucky Census worker…

    …But I bet you didn’t shoot the deputy!

  84. #84
    On September 25th, 2009 at 6:46 pm, Truesoldier said:

    I killed the Kentucky Census worker

    To be honest the only thing that has surprised me about the actions of the liberal sites over this issue is that they have not linked to this article yet claiming that Michelle has admited her guilt.

  85. #85
    On September 25th, 2009 at 8:08 pm, Marc said:

    One of the most shameful things written in the MSM lately was the charge by New York Times columnist Bob Herbert that John F. Kennedy was killed as a result of right wing crazies in Dallas fomenting violence. Actually, President Kennedy was murdered by Lee Harvey Oswald, who was a hard core communist who had lived in the Soviet Union and had spent months walking the streets of New Orleans denouncing the Kennedy administration’s opposition to Castro’s communist regime in Cuba. There is a famous photo of Oswald in New Orleans with a placard reading “Hands off Cuba”. I am sure there will never be a correction in the New York Times, which never corrects a liberal columnist’s factual error and invites both Muamar Qaddafi and his son to pen opeds in a span of two weeks.

  86. #86
    On September 25th, 2009 at 8:34 pm, forest said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 11:55 am, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    If he wasn’t actually dangling from a tree, and Fed wasn’t scrawled on his chest, is there any chance he accidentally killed himself ala David Carridine?

    That possibility crossed my mind too. This could have been an accident.

  87. #87
    On September 25th, 2009 at 9:02 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    there will never be a correction in the New York Times, which never corrects a liberal columnist’s factual error

    They can’t afford that much ink.

  88. #88
    On September 25th, 2009 at 9:52 pm, zorro said:

    The criminalization of conservatism continues.

    And an examination of the facts proves otherwise. This is a classic case of projection.

  89. #89
    On September 25th, 2009 at 10:17 pm, cwbois said:

    I can remeber back in the 60’s and 70’s when the left hated the Government and screamed DONT TRUST THE MAN. Funny that now that they are the man the want us to trust them and if you dont you must be murdering savage.

  90. #91
    On September 26th, 2009 at 4:35 am, kwrxxx said:

    He probably ran into a moonshiner working at his still!

  91. #92
    On September 26th, 2009 at 7:44 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    On September 25th, 2009 at 9:52 pm, zorro said:

    The criminalization of conservatism continues.

    And an examination of the facts proves otherwise. This is a classic case of projection.

    Checking with the New York Times and Daily Kos for those facts are you?

    Ideology does trump all I guess.

  92. #93
    On September 26th, 2009 at 10:50 am, pdigaudio said:

    I read somewhere she was on the grassy knoll in Dallas.

    No, that was Dick Cheney.

  93. #94
    On September 26th, 2009 at 11:02 am, pdigaudio said:

    And an examination of the facts proves otherwise. This is a classic case of projection.

    What facts did you examine? A dead guy in a cemetery, probably trolling for Democrat votes. Even the cops aren’t aren’t sure how he died, either homicide or suicide. All your so-called facts have proven to be untrue, speculation of a state-run media desperate for a story to be true to fit their template that clearly is not.

  94. #95
    On September 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am, WarEagle82 said:

    The various reports of this awful event seem to be at odds.

    From a State Trooper after the body was found:

    But the “cause of Sparkman’s death is under investigation, and authorities have not ruled out suicide, an accident or homicide, said Kentucky state police spokesman Don Trosper.

    From the AP today:

    Weaver said Friday he was certain from the gruesome scene that 51-year-old Bill Sparkman was killed deliberately.

    “He was murdered,” Weaver said. “There’s no doubt.”

    “The only thing he had on was a pair of socks,” Weaver said. “And they had duct-taped his hands, his wrists. He had duct tape over his eyes, and they gagged him with a red rag or something.”

    And the trained investigators couldn’t rule out suicide at the crime site?

    His hands and wrists were duct-taped together! I’d like to see someone offer an explanation as to how he taped his hands AND wrists together and then hung himself. Or maybe he hung himself and then taped his wrists and hands together?

    Do the investigators know if he stripped to his socks before or after he taped and hung himself?

    Maybe they just believe the guy was highly motivated…

  95. #96
    On September 26th, 2009 at 4:57 pm, Mainah said:

    really not trying to prejudge anything here, but it sounds as if maybe this guy was enjoying some “private time” in the bed of his truck with someone, and that someone didnt like something that happened and got sick revenge. I would guess a DNA swab might be in order. Of course, it could be just about anything, but his clothes in the bed of his truck and tailgate down makes me wonder…

  96. #97
    On September 26th, 2009 at 7:05 pm, Savage24 said:

    The “useful idiots” have inherited the world, and will blame everybody for their mistakes. It’s the blame game, the race card, the gender card and anything else they can come up with.

  97. #98
    On September 26th, 2009 at 7:56 pm, sbw999 said:

    The playbook of the brain dead liberal movement needs to be changed. It has become boring and predictable. Just its predictability is a sign that these childish, mentally addled people are unable to help themselves. Their mental disease is illustrated by the fact that they actually believe their own propaganda. Of course conservatives are just too intelligent (and it IS a matter of simple intellect) to jump to conclusions like dimocrats do.

    The thing is, after seeing this over and over again as you have chronicled Michelle, I just cannot muster the mental energy to care much; as there is nothing anybody can do. Sometimes it is appropriate to fight fire with fire. But not with things like this. How can accusatations of this bizarre unhinged nature be defended? Why try?

    Liberals are a mean spirited, lying lot, and conservatives and fair minded independents are better off not getting dirty with these type of tasteless broad brush characterizations. These bottom feeders just preach to their sick choir, and anybody with more than a brain cell in their head sees through the obvious hypocrisy. Let them crow all they want. November 2010 isn’t far away.

  98. #99
    On September 26th, 2009 at 9:23 pm, chotii said:

    I confess, when a Census canvasser came round my neighborhood, standing on every doorstep and touching the screen of a GPS unit to identify the precise location of every address…I wanted to throw him off my property.

    Oddly enough, actually doing him harm never crossed my mind. Though the fact that he was a full-grown man at least 6′ tall, and I’m less than 5′ tall and a female, probably factored into this.

    Still. It creeped me out then and still creeps me out, that they know precisely, down to the exact GPS coordinates, where to find every single one of us. Ick. Makes my skin crawl.

  99. #100
    On September 27th, 2009 at 4:14 pm, Bogtrotter said:

    I just saw somthing I found very strange. While reading up on this I followed a link to something called Think Progress. Lots of comments posted. I noticed that they use a weird policy and some comments are partially blocked with the words “This comment has been voted down. Click to read.” You click to read and the comment comes up. It is as if it was devised so as to expose their sensative minds to something that might upset them. LOL! Example, I clicked on one and the evil comment appeared that had been “voted down. It was: “To the best of my knowledge the Census was used to help inter Japanese Americans.”

    I was amazed at how they will institute a policy to avoid seeing anything that contradicts their “progressive” view.

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