DNC humor czar condemns Nobel Prize jokes

By Michelle Malkin  •  October 9, 2009 01:16 PM

The Twitter hashtag of the day is #nobelol (started by Andy Levy) — for Twitter users from the left, right, and center laughing out loud at Barack Obama’s receipt of a Nobel Peace Prize he himself says he doesn’t deserve.

There’s already a bumper sticker via College Politico:

The worldwide derision has a Democratic National Committee flack comparing jokesters to…terrorists:

“The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists – the Taliban and Hamas this morning – in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told POLITICO. “Republicans cheered when America failed to land the Olympics and now they are criticizing the President of the United States for receiving the Nobel Peace prize – an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride – unless of course you are the Republican Party.

Er.

Ed Morrissey notes the many decidedly un-Republican public figures joining the snort-fest.

DNC, meet Emily Litella:

Best Rush Limbaugh quip: “I don’t believe this! He’s not only the first post-racial president, he’s also the first post-accomplishment.”

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  1. #1
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:22 pm, scottthong said:

    So the DNC sides with the terrorists in agreeing that American troops should pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan?

  2. #2
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:22 pm, Stillwaiting said:

    Is Obama being critized? I thought we were laughing at those who voted for him (for the Nobel…I can’t bring myself to laugh about the idiots who elected him President).

    My wife thinks I’m handsome, which is insane. But it’s not nearly as insane as Obama being awarded the Nobel.

  3. #3
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:22 pm, sonofdy said:

    I strongly suspect racism of somekind.

    Also apparantly I and joe scarbrough are a$$holes…

  4. #4
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:24 pm, granite said:

    …DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse….

    Oh, just shut up, you stupid, dangerous, g_ddamn fool.

  5. #5
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:27 pm, rplatt said:

    Let me be blunt and unequivocal . . . “screw that leftist jerk.”

  6. #6
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:34 pm, RetFireman said:

    I just found out I won a Golden Globe AND an Oscar, and all I did was imagine writing a script and hope it would get produced.

    Just can’t shake this feeling I don’t really deserve this.

    And please…don’t laugh. It hurts my feelings, and when you do, the terrorists win.

  7. #7
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:35 pm, xler8bmw said:

    Have we been called RACIST yet?

  8. #8
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:40 pm, tre said:

    So then I’ve found common ground with the Taliban and Hamas. That’s the first step towards peace with them.

    Now, when will I receive my Nobel?

  9. #9
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:40 pm, prendad said:

    Gee, I never knew that I was a terrorist. What a surprize.

    As for feeling proud, proud for what?
    I would expect someone to receive this award after a life of sacrafice and monumental achievements toward world peace. Obama? He has done nothing except give speeches. This award is phony, hollow, and tasteless. The Nobel Committee needs to do some serious self-examination as to it’s nomination process. After all, they nominated Obama only two weeks into his term as POTUS. Knowing that, this farce is even more unbelievable.

  10. #10
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:40 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse can perform an illegal sex act as far as I am concerned. THIS “every American” can take great pride in the rush of Bambi/Norwegian Dead Walrus jokes filling the bandwidth.

    For a description of that “illegal sex act” send a self addressed self stamped plain envelope to:
    Monica’s Retreat
    Clinton Presidential Library
    SleezyTown, Arkansas.

  11. #11
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:41 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Michelle – time to break out The Cone of Shame!

  12. #12
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:42 pm, letget said:

    To the dcn humor czar, when bho stops making America the laughing stock all over the world, I am sure we will stop laughing at him. Till then, we will do our 1st and say what we feel about bho.
    This bho and team has been a joke since he was elected.

    L

  13. #13
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:42 pm, sonofdy said:

    o/t Obama apologizes to the moon people for the unprovoked bombing earilier today…

  14. #14
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:42 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Have we been called RACIST yet?

    Not me-I am a self loathing minority.

  15. #15
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:43 pm, Hangfire said:

    I’ll bet Jimmy Carter is rolling over in his grave?

    What’s that……….?

  16. #16
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:51 pm, behiker said:

    Just saw this on Twitter… “8 year old kid inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in anticipation of getting his first guitar this upcoming Christmas.”

  17. #17
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:53 pm, Truesoldier said:

    So we are seeing how truly thin Obama’s skin really is. Between the jokes about his NObel Prize to the jokes about his ears Obama cant take it. I can just imagine what the next set of negotiations with Iran will look like.

  18. #18
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:53 pm, prendad said:

    Controversial nominees have included Adolf Hitler, Soviet Union leader Joseph Stalin and Italian Prime Minister Benito Mussolini. Hmmmmmmm.

    I wonder if this award will have any influence on Obama’s Afghanistan strategy?? I mean how can the guy ramp up the war after receving a peace award. I see more indecision in the future. More meetings. More stalling. More “runaway trips” to evade responsibility.

  19. #19
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:54 pm, Hangfire said:

    I’ve got a date with Miss Hawaii in anticipation of the liposuction and hair transplant I’m going to get with the new public option Health Care plan.

  20. #20
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:54 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, when is Obama’s brother Billyack coming out with his beer? Is this Alzheimer’s or do i need some more fine Corinthian leather?

  21. #21
    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:57 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    o/t Obama apologizes to the moon people for the unprovoked bombing earilier today…

    The bombing was actually delayed by 6 months, in accordance with ROE of the moon, for intense scrutiny and observation, to determine that no innocent creatures, living, dead or ficticious, would be harmed by the detonation.

  22. #22
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:42 pm, sonofdy said:
    o/t Obama apologizes to the moon people for the unprovoked bombing earilier today…

    Errah hopefully the Marriott that Apollo 17 stayed at didn’t suffer any damage!

  23. #23
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:04 pm, single stack said:

    Today Rush said that now Obama’s ego is so big his ears are starting to fit his head.

  24. #24
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:07 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:43 pm, Hangfire said:

    I’ll bet Jimmy Carter is rolling over in his grave?

    What’s that……….?

    Wishful thinking? ;) Oh oh, Secret Service is here :oops:

  25. #25
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:07 pm, T-Bone said:

    This the same DNC that was run by Howard Dean. Talk about bad jokes.

  26. #26
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:08 pm, stillontheroad said:

    Soon after winning the Nobel Peace Prize, Emperor Zippy lead his wife to the Senate chamber and proclaimed her a goddess.

  27. #27
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:08 pm, Cadman said:

    Open immediately….
    You may have won the nobel peace prize.

    Dangit, I always thought it was junk mail.

  28. #28
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:10 pm, pleaseandthankyou said:

    Where’s Kanye West when you need him?

  29. #29
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:15 pm, Rob said:

    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:22 pm, sonofdy said:

    I strongly suspect racism of somekind.

    Also apparantly I and joe scarbrough are a$$holes…

    I don’t know about YOU, but that RINO Joe Scarborough definitely is one.

  30. #30
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:20 pm, RedDog said:

    When you are a laughingstock it is best to keep your mouth shut.

  31. #31
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:20 pm, Paul Revere said:

    They are just nervous because they know this really handcuffs them to their Lefty base which isn’t anything like real America. Yes, I typed “real America”!!!

  32. #32
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:21 pm, inspiredhome said:

    Don’t know if this has been posted yet, but I found this:

    http://volokh.com/2009/10/09/top-ten-reasons-obama-won-the-nobel-peace-prize/

  33. #33
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:25 pm, BOB said:

    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:22 pm, Stillwaiting said:
    Is Obama being critized? I thought we were laughing at those who voted for him (for the Nobel…I can’t bring myself to laugh about the idiots who elected him President).

    My wife thinks I’m handsome, which is insane. But it’s not nearly as insane as Obama being awarded the Nobel.

    Thanks, that was funny……….

  34. #34
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:27 pm, stillontheroad said:

    The only reason Dear leader won was because the only other person nominated was Saint Rordrick the Dung Gatherer, the Prize committee all knew the dear Leaders —- does not stink.

  35. #35
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:28 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On October 9th, 2009 at 1:51 pm, behiker said:
    Just saw this on Twitter… “8 year old kid inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in anticipation of getting his first guitar this upcoming Christmas.”

    And it was for an “Air” guitar!

  36. #36
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:30 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Obama: I didn’t do nothing, so that makes all those other Presidents chumps!

  37. #37
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:33 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    “The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists – the Taliban and Hamas this morning – in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told POLITICO

    I thought the Obama White House decided the Taliban wasn’t so bad afterall.

  38. #38
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:34 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Obama’s “prize” reminds me of this:

  39. #39
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:37 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:
  40. #40
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:39 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah what’s next, a star on the Hollywood walk of fame?

  41. #41
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:40 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Bono: “Heh! My trophy is at least 8 Courics bigger!”

  42. #42
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:41 pm, stillontheroad said:

    Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:
    I did not realize he has won so many lolol

  43. #43
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:44 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, 8 Courics yikes!!! LOL. Ohno and Bono have something in common. They want to be No. 1 but really are just No.2

  44. #44
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:44 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    “The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists – the Taliban and Hamas this morning – in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told POLITICO.

    Oh that’s rich. Criticize the Nobel Directors… and we’re terrorists.

    Republicans cheered when America CHICAGO CRONIES failed to land the Olympics and now they are criticizing the President of the United States for receiving the Nobel Peace prize – an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride – unless of course you are the Republican Party.

    You’re damn right we cheered when Obama failed to pay back his boys with a boat load of Olympic-sized construction contracts.

    Idiot.

  45. #45
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:50 pm, Pasadena Phil said:
  46. #46
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:51 pm, BOB said:

    I know there are millions of these but here are a few more.

    Top ten reasons Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize:

    10. He gave the Prize Committee a bailout.
    9. He apologized for America.
    8. To cheer him up from his Olympic debacle.
    7. Because he is so darn “organized”.
    6. Ahmadinejad recommended him.
    5. He is not GWB.
    4. He doesn’t want to actually win wars.
    3. His ratings needed a boost.
    2. The Committee felt a collective tingle up their legs.
    1. God cannot be denied.

  47. #47
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:53 pm, Lockstein13 said:

    Ahh ha!

    So, “Nobel” is how you say ACORN in Swedish.

  48. #48
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:54 pm, Laree said:

    IS Newsweek going to come out with an issue “We’re All Terrorist Now” LOL!

  49. #49
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:55 pm, Common Sense said:

    I can’t wait to see this on SNL, it’s just too good to pass up, especially after their no accomplishments skit.

  50. #50
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:55 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    Hmmmm, Jimmy Carter, Yasser Arafat, Mohammad al-Baradei, and now Barck Hussein Obama.

    Am I seeing a trend?

  51. #51
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:56 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:
  52. #52
    On October 9th, 2009 at 2:57 pm, FruNobulux said:

    My Uncle Murray conquered Egypt, but never got any kind of prize for it. Of course, he did spend 2,000 years in the attic afterward, coming out only to liberate Buchenwald, paint the Mona Lisa (wrongly credited to some Italian guy)and write Hamlet.

  53. #53
    On October 9th, 2009 at 3:15 pm, nail49 said:

    He’s not only the first post-racial president, he’s also the first post pre-accomplishment.

    FIFRush

    After all, the award was made for what he MIGHT accomplish.

  54. #54
    On October 9th, 2009 at 3:21 pm, Lindsay said:

    I stand with Republican Terrorists!

  55. #55
    On October 9th, 2009 at 3:34 pm, NeoFan said:

    He does not deserve it as much as Yasser Arafat did but give him time and maybe his anti-Semitic policies will lead to more dead jews than Arafat’s “Peace” accomplishments did.

  56. #56
    On October 9th, 2009 at 3:40 pm, Brian Roastbeef said:

    I like the line that the Pope has just crowned Barack Holy Roman Emperor…

    Also there is a push on to win Obama the fan write-in for the Heisman. :lol:

  57. #57
    On October 9th, 2009 at 3:46 pm, rightwingrocker said:

    an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride – unless of course you are the Republican Party.

    … or unless it wasn’t in any way EARNED.

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com

  58. #58
    On October 9th, 2009 at 3:53 pm, Phoenix xPx said:

    I’d change the bumper sticker’s LOL to stand out more apparently:

    OBAMA-NOBE-LOL

  59. #59
    On October 9th, 2009 at 3:57 pm, baldilocks said:

    The devil cannot bear scorn. Neither can Leftists.

  60. #60
    On October 9th, 2009 at 4:07 pm, cheapseat said:

    since to leftists, the intention is the only thing, irregardless of the outcome, this award makes perfect sense. he INTENDS to make peace with all men, ergo he has done it and deserves the peace prize.

  61. #61
    On October 9th, 2009 at 4:36 pm, expat said:

    I just joined in and don’t know if this was asked.

    Is the president allowed under US code to receive the money from the Nobel Peace Prize. As a government employee he is only allowed so much from outside sources in the way of gifts. Is this considered a gift?

    Don’t have usc with me right now and since it is late I am heading to bed but thought the law should be addressed.

  62. #62
    On October 9th, 2009 at 4:45 pm, dll said:

    In the past 9 months his only accomplishment has been the acquirement of the Peace Nobel Prize.

  63. #63
    On October 9th, 2009 at 4:50 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah if I could get four of these I’d have hubcaps fort the old Olds!!

  64. #64
    On October 9th, 2009 at 4:53 pm, madshark said:

    …DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse….

    Woodhouse needs to be taken behind the woodshed…

  65. #65
    On October 9th, 2009 at 4:54 pm, graysonret said:

    I guess when I go out in public, I need to hide my face with a scarf. If I’m a terrorist now, by the government, I need to look the part.

  66. #66
    On October 9th, 2009 at 4:59 pm, joannmandolin said:

    obama should also get an
    Oscar, for the commercial he
    made for some new TBS/Lopez late night talk show.

    I saw the thing on Sunday, after hearing about the loss of our Soldiers in Afghanistan. Made me ill.

    It’s all ‘jocularities’ with this jerk.

  67. #67
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:00 pm, jamesgreenidge said:

    NASA seriously needs a public relations department overhaul. They’re rightly catching flack for “wasting” money because the fireworks the public and media were thirsting for didn’t come to pass — like NASA’s uber-hypered quasi-promises to corral public support for space via this mission. Big Mistake, NASA! Add to that the post-mission news conference where a jerky grinning mission director is cracking jokes like he’s totally clueless how this “failure” looks to the public these economic times — even though the funds for this mission was largely spent years ago. Carl Sagan was a eco-paranoid, but at least he knew how to relate and sell space research to the paying public, like Asimov and Clarke. NASA’s going to pay dearly for overblowing this mission in light of a Prez who has a social services mindset, thus the media will follow.

    James Greenidge
    Queens NY

  68. #68
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:00 pm, jsr said:

    Shouldn’t Obama just step down now in anticipation of his historic landslide loss in 2012?

  69. #69
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:00 pm, valleygreaser said:

    I can’t wait till 10:00 so I can see Jay Leno’s take on this. I’m afraid poor Jay may be branded a terrorist by the DNC. We’ll see.

  70. #70
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:07 pm, valleygreaser said:

    I just heard Jessica Simpson was given a degree in Neurosurgery and will answer the call to action and do brain operations until she has earned it.

  71. #71
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:14 pm, Kingfish said:

    Now here is some more fodder for our illustrious DNC humor czar:

    Q: Whats the difference between Obama and Chamberlain?
    A: That’s what I say. What’s the effin difference?

    Q: What’s the difference between Chamberlain and Obama?
    A: Neville Chamberlain actually accomplished something.

    Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Quisling?
    A: Vidkun Quisling was proud of his country

    I must now report to the re-education camps, bad me!

  72. #72
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:15 pm, Hangfire said:

    I believe Obama should share this Nobel Prize with every Miss America pageant hopeful that has done the same thing he has – wished for world peace.

  73. #73
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:21 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    Remember when dissent was patriotic?

    Not anymore, it seems…

  74. #74
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:22 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

    Wait till he drills a hole in the medal adds a gold chain and wears it around the world.. Look at my new bling!

  75. #75
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:27 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    John Lennon’s ghost just called—he wants his popularity back.
    Al Gore just flew in—he wants to show you the Oscar you don’t have.

  76. #76
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:29 pm, sonofdy said:

    he wants to show you the Oscar you don’t have.

    YET

  77. #77
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:38 pm, valleygreaser said:

    I remember back when we were’nt allowed to “question their patriotism.” Now the slightest deviation from Obama-worship, even if just mild humor, is equated to treason. Times are looking bad.

  78. #78
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:40 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    Random OT Jerry Ford trivia from Wiki

    Now, I’m not a huge Jerry Ford fan.

    He was a pretty big RINO, and, in fact, when Agnew resigned, the Democratic leadership of the Senate informed Nixon that Ford was the only Republican they would accept as the new Vice President.

    Of course, Nixon imposed wage and price controls, and promoted the formation of the EPA.

    But, checking the interweb, Ford played on the line of two National Championship football teams when he was a Michigan Wolverine, and directed the Navy band to sometimes play “Hail to the Victors” instead of “Hail to the Chief” when he was introduced.

    Not a big Wolverine fan, but they played Texas tough in the Rose Bowl five years ago.

    Lt. Ford was onboard the light carrier USS Monterey (CVL-26) off the coast of the Philipiines when the 907 mb Typhoon Cobra struck in December 1944. During the storm, aircraft tore lose from moorings on the hangar deck, and started numerous fires. Ford led a fire fighting team that fought the fires for an entire day.

    Typhoon Cobra, of course, plays an integral role in the fictional ‘Caine Mutiny’.

    The Monterey was unable to serve for almost six months due to fire damage, and was sent to Seattle for overhaul, returning to the theater in time to participate in the Okinawa invasion.

    Ford was transferred to St. Mary’s College in California, home of last years NIT team ‘The Gaels’, which played a game the same night in the NIT as ‘The Fighting Irish’ last March, which I thought was interesting.

    Ford served as athletic coach for Naval officer trainees at St. Mary’s.

    Interesting.

    OK, Wiki gets criticized, but I never would have known all that before.

  79. #79
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:40 pm, valleygreaser said:

    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:27 pm, CO2 Producer said:
    Al Gore just flew in—he wants to show you the Oscar you don’t have.

    He’ll get one. Mark my word.

  80. #80
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:41 pm, NBF said:

    How ironic is this?:

    Washington, DC (LifeNews.com) — President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday, but a closer analysis of the award shows his only achievement at the time he was nominated was exporting taxpayer-funded abortions. Obama hadn’t accomplished much else in office when the nominations were finalized.

    http://www.lifenews.com/int1345.html

  81. #81
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:58 pm, purealchemy said:

    http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/obama-peace-prize

    Good ol’ CafePress, right on top of it.

  82. #82
    On October 9th, 2009 at 5:58 pm, right_on said:

    Obama said he was inspired by previous recipients…er, which ones? Arafat? Carter? Martti Ahtisaari, Al Gore, Muhammad Yunus, Grameen Bank, Mohamed ElBaradei, Wangari Maathai, Shirin Ebadi, Kofi Annan, Kim Dae-jung, Shimon Peres, Yitzhak Rabin, Nelson Mandela, Aung San Suu Kyi, Mikhail Gorbachev, or perhaps the 1989 winner, The 14th Dalai Lama?

    Well, it can’t be the latter, otherwise, he would have met him this past week, right? He must be referring to Carter, Gore, and Gorbachev; the anti-semetic incompetent, the Internet inventive Green hypocrite liar, and the anti-capitalist communist. Yeah, right up his alley.

  83. #83
    On October 9th, 2009 at 6:15 pm, valleygreaser said:

    Breaking News: Man in the Moon protests Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize.

  84. #84
    On October 9th, 2009 at 6:38 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    sonofdy said:

    YET

    That was a given.

    Just heard from the Fonz—he wants the Global Obama Adulation Committee to give him his water skis back.

  85. #85
    On October 9th, 2009 at 7:00 pm, valleygreaser said:

    No way Hollywood will be outdone in Obama worship. An Oscar is practically in the mail. He already has a Grammy, you know. Won his a whole lot quicker than Elvis.

  86. #86
    On October 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm, infidel4life said:

    Starting today, I’m apologizing my way to $1.4 mil ;)

  87. #87
    On October 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm, Sichiban said:

    I can talk about hope and change too. When do I get my Nobel Prize?

  88. #88
    On October 10th, 2009 at 12:32 am, WarEagle82 said:

    Uh, I didn’t start any wars today and I didn’t bomb any houses in Pakistan or Afghanistan. Let me check with my wife about Iraq….

    Okay. Yeah, we are good on Iraq too. When do I get my Nobel Peace Prize?

  89. #89
    On October 10th, 2009 at 2:07 am, mattm said:

    So we bomb the moon and the POUS gets a Peace Prize. Change!

  90. #90
    On October 10th, 2009 at 3:37 am, yohannbiimu said:

    Obama has inspired me to enter my cat into the Westminster Dog Show, forgo the formalities with regard to competing against breeds and types (he’s a CAT, after all), and I’m going straight for the “Best in Show,” because, after all, HE’S A CAT–and gosh darn it, giving the award to a Dog would be discriminatory!

  91. #91
    On October 10th, 2009 at 6:15 am, tbear44 said:

    I promise I will never joke about Barack Insane Oblama ever again! (Do ya got that DHS?). :wink:

  92. #92
    On October 10th, 2009 at 8:15 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    WarEagle82 said:

    Okay. Yeah, we are good on Iraq too. When do I get my Nobel Peace Prize?

    We have some Golden Nickle candies for Halloween-I could send you one ;)

  93. #93
    On October 10th, 2009 at 8:24 am, TigerLady said:

    valleygreaser said:
    No way Hollywood will be outdone in Obama worship. An Oscar is practically in the mail. He already has a Grammy, you know. Won his a whole lot quicker than Elvis.

    don’t forget the People’s Choice Award. He’s a shoe-in for that one, too.

    When is The Won going to tell God that he has to vacate His throne

  94. #94
    On October 10th, 2009 at 10:01 am, Jimmie said:

    I think NBA player of the year is in order…who has done more for basketball that The Obama

  95. #95
    On October 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am, jdhood said:

    He’s equally qualified for the Miss America Crown, Heisman Trophy, WWE Heavyweight Title, Nascar Cup -AND- Terlingua International Chili Champion!

  96. #96
    On October 10th, 2009 at 12:31 pm, Rob Roy said:

    I’m sure SNL was going to take a week off from poking fun at the wun. But how can they now? Actually, how dare they now?

    SNL MUST do at least 2 sketches on this.

  97. #97
    On October 10th, 2009 at 1:00 pm, docjohn52 said:

    Now, I wouldn’t accept a Nobel Peace Prize, if I won one EVER!
    Chili champion would be great until he wins his, then I’d send it back.
    And all the living winners should send theirs in… They have done you a great dis-service.

  98. #98
    On October 10th, 2009 at 3:54 pm, serfer62 said:

    NEXT…Awarded a Hole-in-Won, err Hole-in-One award

  99. #99
    On October 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am, radio relay said:

    I hear Lord Obama has already won the Lombardy Trophy, but they’re keeping it quiet until Superbowl halftime. So that as many players as possible can sustain career ending injuries while he’s trying to figure out a way for every team to have a losing record.

  100. #100
    On October 11th, 2009 at 9:11 am, Dimsdale said:

    “The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists – the Taliban and Hamas this morning – in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told POLITICO. “Republicans cheered when America failed to land the Olympics and now they are criticizing the President of the United States for receiving the Nobel Peace prize – an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride – unless of course you are the Republican Party.

    Hmmm. I clearly remember numeroust instances when the DNC and Al Queda, Hamas, Chavez, Castro, etc., were all allied in opinion against Bush.

    Were they throwing in their lot with terrorists, dictators and Commies?

    The musical answer is: YES!

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