This is what a “big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick” looks like
Washington Post reporter Ann Gerhart’s Page A1 conservatives-are-horrible-ogres article led MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann to liken me tonight to a “big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick” and to rail about my “fascistic hatred.”
But remember: Only conservatives are horrible ogres.
Newsbusters has the report for the 99.99999 percent of Americans who don’t watch Olbermann’s misogynistic freak show (vid here if you feel like torturing yourselves).
In case you were wondering what kind of lipstick we big mashed up bags of meat wear, I prefer M.A.C. Lustreglass in Ornamental or Lipglass in Spite. Because nothing goes better with fascistic hatred!

Photo credit: Jonah Koch for the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute Calendar (get yours here)
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Awww, look, it’s Washington Post/MSNBC-induced hate mail! How sweet (language warning):
Joel joel.tarp@comcast.net
to writemalkin@gmail.com
date Wed, Oct 14, 2009 at 12:04 AM
subject Hi Michelle
mailed-by comcast.net
How did you become the blow job girl at Fox News? I didn’t think you would ever be considered a Blow Job Queen, since you usually so full of shit that it runs out your mouth. Your a pig with no morals or any redeeming values. NONE you “big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick. ONLY A COW would put a GLAMOUR shot of herself
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James Wilks semajlwilks@verizon.net
to writemalkin@gmail.com
date Tue, Oct 13, 2009 at 8:28 PM
subject ASSHOLE
mailed-by verizon.net
You’re a sick BITCH. Are you aware that you almost causes the death of an elementary school teacher the other day with your bullshit. You are a disgrace to Black people. I’m sorry .That’s right . You’re not black. Is your husband a white man that works for the Insurance Cartel ?
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LOOKING GOOD !!!!
Olbermann commenting on other people’s supposed “fascistic hatred” is a genuine laughable irony. He should look into a mirror some time.
Keith Olbermann is the kind of dude that throws big words around without knowing what they mean. I believe the appropriate noun for him is “pedant.”
Great photo, as lovely and angelic as ever! I ordered my CBL 2010 calendar a few days ago.
You should put up a link to that Vent where you ripped that dumb-bell, Olbermann a new one
PS-I’m visiting customers near your old stomping grounds in Maryland. The trees are near their peak! Beautiful.
So now you’re my favorite Ogress and my favorite mashed up piece of meat with lipstick.
Don’t you worry Michelle. You are a fine and classy lady. Only a ill-mannered boor would talk that way about a lady.
Olby has the eloquence of a drunken ex sports announcer…oops. Who uses those kinds of descriptions? a big mashed up bag of meat? WTH.
Not to worry, Michelle. You look great!
Michelle, I would have to say that you’re one of the most beautiful “smart” people I’ve ever seen. No joke.
As for Olbermann, he has a bag of [blank] for brains. No joke.
The beautiful Michelle taking fire from the likes of Olberdouche means she is doing her job extremely well.
Wear this tool’s denunciation as a badge of honor!
I echo the sentiments already expressed. You are lovely and angelic. And you have more grace and beauty than your opponents will ever have, which is one reason why they hate you so much.
Ignore the rude commies Michelle. You are drop dead gorgeous. I could make a comment or two about Olbermann but it’s too easy.
I will never be a vegetarian.
Yeah I knew it – you have Spite all over your face…
How does MM’s husband deal with this? If these people were going after my wife and the mother of my kids like this, I’d want to be bashing some skulls.
Especially the likes of the way-way-way deep in the closet Keith Olberprick.
To describe you thus when it’s obvious you’re a beautiful woman is a sure indication to me that he’s trying to repress his doubt about what he stands for too. I’ll bet he’s attracted to you and needs to pretend you’re an Ogre so he won’t have to take you seriously.
Denial is such a useful tool except it leads to insanity.
With a lead in like that, I’m ready to start using it myself. I mean that is so me. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, but if Mark Steyn, a real man if there ever was one, goes for it — and he just might — I’ll be right there with him.
It would matter if people watched his show. He wishes he were you. The only reason they attack you is because they can’t attack your arguments.
Rawr, that’s one cute ogress
xoxoxoxo
N.O.W. protest against Olbermann for gratuitous sexist attack in 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 …
[insert sounds of crickets chirping]
In terms of appearances alone, you have NOTHING to apologize for,Ms. Malkin. Olberman is …oh don’t get me started…
Olbermann consults his little dictionary every night to pop out what he thinks is a big word once in awhile, so his single digit IQ viewers (all 14 of them) will be duly impressed. The imbecility of most liberal talking heads, led by the twin gas bags of MSNBC, Olbermann, and his spitting sidekick Matthews, never fails to disappoint. (Just what the hell is a “big mashed up bag of meat anyway”??)
Nice picture BTW; hot..hot…hot.
I have to say you’re one of the most attractive “big mashed up bags of meat with lipstick” that I know. Looks AND intellect. Very attractive.
I’m sure Keith is into the boyish charm of the likes of Rachel Maddow. Bleh!
In your case, beauty is far more than skin deep. The idiot liberals throw off on your physical beauty because they are incapable of appreciating your inner beauty. Your incredible good looks were the first thing I noticed when I first saw you on TV many moons ago, but it is your brains and character that have kept my attention.
Olberduffus is a worthless sack of poo poo.
So does that mean that KO actually came in to work today? That guy takes more days off than Congress.
He’s just mad because he declared war on fox news years ago and no one noticed.
raaaaacist!!! isn’t working for us, we are going back to haaaaatred!!!
/dbag
Michelle, you are brilliant, classy, and gorgeous. As for Olbermann, I doubt he even likes girls….
Note to Olbermann: You lie!
Remember, these are the same people who think that Helen Thomas is sexy….which kinda explains their enthusiasm for gay marriage!
Hey, are we allowed to notice how awesome MM looks in that photo? Or is that misogynistic?
Just in case, I should mention that I barely even noticed that Michelle Malkin is freakin’ beautiful. In fact, I didn’t notice it at all.
Big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick? I’ll take mine extra hot n’ spicy.
Great burn, Keith, ya fetid, nugatory sack of limp commie noodles with an inordinate amount of hair product. Couldn’t come up with the right “yo mama” joke, could you?
Smart, Conservative and Beautiful
You are a triple threat to the socialist liberal crowd.
I have listed only three of your many great attributes. Above it all, you are an excellent journalist. Something the majority on the left claim to be, but where never smart enough to understand what real journalism is.
Ms Malkin, don’t mind them. They’re just frustrated that all the hot lookers (such as yourself) are Conservatives, and wouldn’t give Olbermann a second glance even if he weren’t such a girly-man.
Why Do Liberal Men Hate Attractive Conservative Women?
Allowed or not, some things just can’t be helped. A glamour shot of our lovely hostess can put us all agog, blogagog.
God bless you, Michelle!
You are a lovely woman, and pleasing to look at, but you have the most beautiful brain on television, and the sweetest writing abilities anywhere!
I physically want to regurgitate whenever I accidentally see “Bath Tub Boy” anywhere on the tube. I stopped watching Sunday Night Football, because they insisted on featuring him.
Olberman, defines the term “hate speech”.
Whoever mashed up that meat sure put it all back together in the right places, chere!
Keep doing what you do, Michelle. When Olberman is upset, we’re all happy.
I can’t even watch Olberman for a second. Sometimes I tune into the enemy channels to see what they are saying, but Olberman is SUCH a loon I can’t even peek. Michelle is a very beautiful and hardworking woman, I appreciate what she does.
Olbermann is a big mashed up bag of manure.
…with a microphone, and no viewers.
They’re jealous.
Ever see the comparison photos of liberal women vs conservative women?
Liberals don’t like smart women who are pretty and conservative.
Those emails are gross but at the same time they make me laugh. Those from liberals who are the first to whine about incivility in politics and complain about partisanship.
Oh well, stupid people don’t know they’re stupid.
I see both of Olbermann’s viewers took the time to send you an e-mail.
I see that Ms. Gerhart’s upset at incivility has had a calming effect on her liberal and socialist friends. (I guess that I am no longer a racist teabagger but a color challenged green tea user.)
keith isn’t in the closet, he left it a long time ago. too bad he is afraid of beautiful women. they scare him.
As we can expect from tolerant, intelligent liberals: well-reasoned, carefully constructed arguments firmly based in fact.
It’s a good thing we who comprise the muck of flyover America can have such inspiring symbols of virtue and rectitude as a focus for our aspirations. They serve as a beacon for our hopes of redemption.
Or something.
Not only is Keith not in the closet, he’s not even in the stateroom. Nor for that matter can he be found anywhere on the ship. I think the entire fleet left without him.
*OUCH*
Insurance Cartel? Thanks to the Glowbama Admin, we’re liking insurance companies to mob organizations…they might wanna look at their own supporters like Soros and Gollywood for those people.
It isn’t the lipstick or the clothing or the looks that anyone was born with – it’s a genuine smile that makes a person attractive.
Only honest people can wear a genuine smile shining through from their heart; only honest people are comfortable with the free spirit that resides within them.
All the liars and cheats in this world reside in a living Hell that they created for themselves and one from which they can see no escape.
So Michelle I believe that the basis for the hateful response that you receive from these tortured souls is actually one of ENVY; it’s jealous hatred they have for you and anyone else enjoying a life of clear conscience and free spirit.
They hate, they denegrate, they attack because, even though they so much wish that they could escape their own guilt – they believe there is no way out.
But most of us here know that there truly is a way out for them if they would only ask for it – forgiveness.
And to the Keith Olbermans out there who might read this I should add that you do not even have to ask Michelle directly – you know Who I’m talking about – go ahead, give it try.
I find it interesting that Rush Limbaugh is being misquoted as to “racist” remarks he made during an NFL broadcast, at the same time that weekly appearances are being made by the venom-spewing Olbermann.
No, no double standard in the media.
I like the Lipglass in Spite too, but it is kind of sticky to wear all the time.
You know that by posting that lunatics rant here MM has increased it’s exposure by at least 10,000 fold. If MM was watching she was about 1% of the audience, and at least 90% of the brains.
Dances said:
They would rather live a life of misery on earth than to admit sin and bow down to Him that forgives and restores.
When they’re reduced to calling you names, you know you’ve won.
So, be glad that’s all they have.
Also, remember what Jesus Christ told His Apostles:
Liberals never see the irony in their actions.
A real babe, I’d say. even without the lipstick.
It is a no-brainer. Not only are conservative women smart, but they are also beautiful. The libs hate that!
They used to put on count down to no ratings over in Iraq during the lunch hour at the dinning facility. I think it was part of the Military’s weight loss program.
Well, not every woman can look like Michelle Obama and I speak for all men when I say THANK GOD.
Olbermann is just upset because he spends a lot more time in front of the mirror having his hair and makeup done and he still looks like a dumbass.
You know you’re winning the battle when the “enemy” resorts to this type of comment. Keep up the good work.
Just take a look at this for proof.
Nice to see OGRE-dork found a way to boost ratings – mention Michelle Malkin. Now he is getting email again because, you know, he usually gets ignored most of the time (and for good reason).
Hey, Keith. If my mom were alive, she would teach you some manners then yank your ears off and ask if you are listening.
IDIOT
As for you other two rude “people” and your emails; WOW, what can be said? Tragic if you have kids.
I FINALLY figured out what that “Tingly Feeling” running down Chris Mathews leg is. It is Kieth Oberman humping it!!! What these two wont do for rating I swear.
Michelle, Your Beautiful… Do not change a thing.
Just tell Oberman to go back to Reading The Farmers Almanac to see if he can find anymore Big words.
Michelle…you are beautiful inside and out!
Remember that liberals are afraid of beautiful, conservative women. Real women make them cower under their covers.
Well, Michelle, it probably comes as a shock to you that you’re a disgrace to “Black people.” And why he should have to tell you the obvious … “you’re not black” … oh, it’s so hurtful. What an ignoramus. (Translation for James Wilks: that means you’re a stupid, racist throwback, and I sincerely hope you’re not African American, ’cause I’d hate to called a raaacciiiissst.)
It’s quite possible that this may be one reason that abortion is still legal.
Journalism is dead, especially investigative journalism. They have resorted to talking points off of Wiki pages and concensus within their news rooms, mens rooms, and locker rooms. They may as well report what they read off the bathroom wall of a brothel.
Anyone actually investigating the issues and reporting the facts is their target.
Michelle, like most strong conservative women, is beautiful… from the inside out. There is so much to admire.
Lib women are consistently hideous… again, from the inside out. Cases in point: Hillary, Helen Thomas, Napolitano, Pelosi, Boxer, Steinem, Fonda, Garofalo, Sebelius… the list is limitless…
The fact that conservatives like Michelle are genuinely beautiful, AND intelligent and strong, scare the crap out of libs… and send them reeling with no concrete argument than to dig out cheap insults.
Thanks for taking the empty bullets, Michelle!
Michelle is the greatest ever.
Something you are doing is bugging the little leftist munchkins, Michelle. Your evil plan, with the cartel, is working!
Keep up the great work!
No one listens to spoiled brats like Olbermoron, that’s why they have to have temper tantrums to get any attention at all.
HMMMMMMMM, could be good birth control though. Have your daughter read this before every date and tell her her child could grow up to be this man. Yup, that should do it.
If that’s what a mashed up bag of meat with lipstick looks like, I’d like two, please.
MSNBC – “Someone please pay attention to us !”
I do…and it works. She was homecoming queen last weekend, and dad couldn’t be more proud. cried like a baby!
Wow, that was so hateful of you, Michelle, quoting Keith Olbermann out of context. He’s just a nice, tolerant liberal, minding his own business, and you go and attack him with your Fauxnews/ GOP spoon-fed talking points.
/sarc
What’s amazing is that these guys control most of the media (fossil media, at least), both houses of Congress, and the White House, yet they’re still so full of bile.
I wonder what would happen if, say, Glenn Beck referred to the first lady as a “mashed up bag of meat with lipstick on”? (That’s rhetorical, I know the answer, he’d be the “worst person in the world”).
Websters Dictionary has a picture of the GE (GE benefits from cap and trade, national healthcare, bailouts, and promotes the administration on it’s networks) symbol next to an Obamaicon under it’s fascism definition….
Oh, and BTW, great picture Michelle!
And this is the party of tolerance! I am just so disgusted that these people actually think in their little minds they’re better than everyone else. The language used by the one’s in the emails couldn’t even shine your shoes MM. Keep up the great work unforntunately we have people w/low IQ’s and think that by demeaning people they’re getting their point across. It only makes them seem as unintelligent and uneducated as they apparently are by the rhetoric and hate they spew!
I’ll bet all these dumb libs who don’t know how to properly contract the words, “you are” can tell you in a hot second where to go for free condoms and treatment for all sorts of STD’s.
I wonder what moral barometer Olbermann uses as his basis for calling names. He used some highfalutin words for someone who graduated from an agricultural college.
I just want to hear one day that Keith Olbermann exploded. All that was left was a tiny green smoking globule.
He has Michelle confused with Janeane Garofola.
Hot booger on the shady side of an iceberg.
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Joel Reid
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Likes Music
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Grew up in Kenilworth.
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Make my two large.
Actually, Helen Thomas had the recent gall to call Obama’s press conferences staged events. There is hope yet for her inner beauty to show through.
If you are on Facebook..you can search users by e-mail addy..
One of them who wrote a vile e-mail(Joel) above has a facebook page… and wow..he looks exactly like you would expect. (Funny he shouldn’t critique anyone about photos with his in there..)
Check Olbermann’s ratings as of late … he always seems to jump off the crazy cliff when he needs a bump in ratings.
One thing i love about Michelle is her bullet-proof attitude in the face of being maligned.
Olbermann is the only bag of meat I see. Fit only for chum.
Michelle is very babe-eriffic!
The Left are sour and bitter human beings. They cannot speak the truth because it is foreign to them. So sad because many of them are very smart people. They are simply wedded to 19th century philosophies that are demonstrably in error. Seems their pride is more important to them than truth.
If America survives our current political demons, secular “progressivism” and it’s father, Marxism, may be ruined for at least another generation…. at least until the revisionists reprogram the kids again.
Next time you see a Orbitz commercial, check out the dude who is flying the hovercraft. Isn’t that Keith Girliemann, I mean Obermann?
Easy. I’m terrible with contractions and getting worse. I used to be a great speller.Did’nt, didn’t, it’s its’, oh forget it.
I think the Americans with Disabilities Act is being violated. MSNBC needs to provide some assistance and accommodation to Mr. Olberman to help him overcome his obvious visual impairments.
Or Who are you going to believe Keith Olberman or your lying eyes?
“big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick”
That wouldn’t even pass the dork test in a schoolyard. Is this guy retarded or something?
Michelle, for a bag of meat you’re USDA Prime, Grade A! They attack you because you’re so effective. Thank you for all you do for our Republic.
Word has it that Keefus’ old girlfriends refer to him as ‘Strap-on’. That may have some bearing on his tragic psychoses regarding beautiful conservative females.
Classy liberal. He can’t debate the issues on any level, let alone the intelligence of Michelle Malkin. So he gets in the gutter and takes swipes at the physical.
Only problem with his argument is that he is the one who looks like a big bag of mashed up meat sans lipstick. He probably wears that in private with his 1950s prom dress.
Intelligent women always threaten nancy-boys like Oberbite.
Yeah, it kinda reminds of him a little. You’re not the only one who wants to know.
Another badge of honor for Mrs Malkin!!!!
your lips look good in any lipstick!!
olbermann is just jealous because he’s beady-eyed and thin-lipped…
he’s just jealous because you have lovely full lips and he doesn’t!
The liberal elites should tutor their grunts. I’ve never seen such poor spelling, grammer, manners and logic.
BTW, I think Olberman has a crush on you.
Afterall, that’s how
10-year old boysmen with a 10-year old boy’s maturity level express such feelings.MSNBC viewership is proof that even if you have nothing to offer you can get by on morbid fascination alone.