Best Nobel Peace Prize Rap Ever

By Michelle Malkin  •  October 16, 2009 09:40 AM

Steven Crowder, you’re a RAAAAAAACIST. No Peace Prize for you!

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  1. #1
    On October 16th, 2009 at 9:44 am, dan708 said:

    I’ve been using two re-usable shopping bags for the last fews. Surely, THAT gets me a Nobel?

  2. #2
    On October 16th, 2009 at 9:48 am, Misscheryl said:

    I found a Nobel Peace prize in my cereal box this morning.

  3. #3
    On October 16th, 2009 at 9:49 am, Jenn of the Jungle said:

    I picked up someone else’s dog crap at the park this morning. Surely that’s worth a Peace Prize?

  4. #4
    On October 16th, 2009 at 9:50 am, happyscrapper said:

    I recycle. What say you, Nobel?

  5. #5
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:03 am, tre said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 9:49 am, Jenn of the Jungle said:
    I picked up someone else’s dog crap at the park this morning. Surely that’s worth a Peace Prize?

    Jenn, I’ll call the Nobel Committee and have them send you the Peace of Crap Prize.

    Now, what prize do I get for making sure you get your prize?

  6. #6
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:03 am, jangar said:

    I shot a skunk off my porch last month.

    Next year I’m voting against a couple of skunks.

    Do I get an attaboy?

  7. #7
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:05 am, John Deaux said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 9:49 am, Jenn of the Jungle said:
    I picked up someone else’s dog crap at the park this morning. Surely that’s worth a Peace Prize?

    With the bottom of your shoe? That’s redistribution of crap.

  8. #8
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:06 am, bradley said:

    I found a peace prize in a box of CrackerJacks this morning. WOW. I’m gonna hang it from the rear-view mirror of my car.

  9. #9
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:06 am, rocketman said:

    ***
    If that was a real loaded pistol the rapper will be pretty peaceful after it goes off!
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  10. #10
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:08 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    I guess the NPP is ‘flair’ for Democrap Presidents nowadays.

  11. #11
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:11 am, Reg.conservative said:

    A. I hate rap !
    B. I am not going to waste the band width.

  12. #12
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:16 am, jangar said:

    Another idiot seeking attention. Rap czar material?

  13. #13
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:19 am, tarpon said:

    Do you get them peace prizes in the Wheaties Box of cereal? Because apparently you don’t have to do anything to get them.

    When you jump the shark, you may as well do it up, like the Nobel people did.

  14. #14
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:25 am, max said:

    who’s Barack Ubama?

  15. #15
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:26 am, redbug70 said:

    I’d do just about anything for a Klondike bar. Nobel Prize? Not so much!

  16. #16
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:26 am, zyzzyg said:

    It is hardly fair to suggest that this fellow is a racist. Though it could be the best Nobel Peace Prize rap ever, because it might be the only one. Is it? Are there more?

    The facts remain unchanged, the awarding of the Peace Prize is not about Pres Obama, it is about the Nobel Prize Committee. What were they thinking? I question taking the recipient of a gift to task without examinnig the giver of the gift.

    Some guy likes a girl and gives her a gift. She has demonstrated no interest in him though he is interested in her. Whose motives should be questioned? The guy, or the girl?

    Moreover, in the video the person says Pres Bush cured AIDS in Africa and did not recieve a Peace Prize. Ummmm, no. Pres Bush did not cure AIDS, but he did provide a great deal of help in dealing with the situation of AIDS in Africa.

    Maybe it was said because it ‘flowed.’ And, that is not to say that Pres Bush did not merit the award. It is about facts. Yep, make a case, be funny doing it, but do not misrepresent the truth. It muddies the discourse and opens the position to easy dismissal.

    Yep, it is a fact that Pres Obama was in office for two weeks, and that does not change the fact that it was the decision of the Nobel Committee, and not the recipient.

  17. #17
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:29 am, sonofdy said:

    Well I thought about world peace, that at least puts me in the running I am sure…,.

  18. #18
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am, sonofdy said:

    It is hardly fair to suggest that this fellow is a racist.

    I am pretty sure she was being sarcastic.

  19. #19
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am, max said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:16 am, jangar said:
    Another idiot seeking attention. Rap czar material?

    maybe you’re the idiot…

  20. #20
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:33 am, max said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:26 am, zyzzyg said: Moreover, in the video the person says Pres Bush cured AIDS in Africa and did not recieve a Peace Prize.

    He’s playing a character moron… doesn’t need fact-checking, anyone not on the hunt to protect their dear leader would get that.

  21. #21
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:38 am, TooMuchTime said:

    Here are some very good parodies about the B.O.’s peace prize.

    Cracker Jacks

    The Trap

    It Peaked with Teddy

  22. #22
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:44 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    I ate some particularly runny Camembert last night. Surely I’m worthy.

  23. #23
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:46 am, TooMuchTime said:

    Moreover, in the video the person says Pres Bush cured AIDS in Africa and did not recieve a Peace Prize. Ummmm, no. Pres Bush did not cure AIDS, but he did provide a great deal of help in dealing with the situation of AIDS in Africa.

    First off, it’s all perception. The rapper was merely using words to fit the meter of the “song.” When Gordon Lightfoot wrote “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” some of the lines are close to the facts, but not entirely factual. You go with it.

    Second, there is no AIDS epidemic in Africa. Read the piece by Rian Milan in Rolling Stone and the chapter on African AIDS in “The Politically Incorrect Guide to Science.” It was made up in the mid-80s because the directors of the health departments didn’t like President Reagan and conservatives. It was a blatant lie from the get-go. Now the American taxpayer is subsidizing sex education in Africa to stem a epidemic that isn’t real.

  24. #24
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:53 am, kcnut said:

    I’d paid my bills. I get a peace prize

  25. #25
    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am, b-cat said:

    I ate breakfast, that’s a peace prize!

  26. #26
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am, John Deaux said:

    jangar’s no idiot.

    He probably didn’t realize it was Stephen Crowder who made the video.

  27. #27
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:10 am, regularguy said:

    Wow, that Crowder guy is the best rapper since Vanilla Ice (he’s got some great stuff over at pjtv.com)…I chewed my toenails down to a respectable size the other day, where’s my peace prize? That yoga stuff is kick butt!

  28. #28
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:16 am, zyzzyg said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am, sonofdy said: #824985

    I am pretty sure she was being sarcastic.

    No doubt.

    Though it is unhelpul to the discussion to use that word. Will someone believe it? Does repeated use of the word make it easier to use? Why suggest that others will say it is racist? Should one person say it, does it make it true for everyone that might be represented by that individual? It solicits emotions whether it is sarcastic, or not. Is it assigning motive and meaning that may, or may not, be true?

    Read this BLOG and you will see that race has seeped into the conversation and whether the comments are sarcastic, leg pulling, joking, or tongue in cheek it does have an impact and influences the discourse.

    I am not saying it is right, or wrong, just unhelpful.

  29. #29
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:16 am, max said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am, John Deaux said:
    jangar’s no idiot.

    He probably didn’t realize it was Stephen Crowder who made the video.

    that’s why i said maybe…:)

  30. #30
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:18 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:10 am, regularguy said:
    That yoga stuff is kick butt!

    It’s good to be flexible in this day and age of uncertainty

  31. #31
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:18 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:26 am, zyzzyg said:

    Moreover, in the video the person says Pres Bush cured AIDS in Africa and did not recieve a Peace Prize. Ummmm, no. Pres Bush did not cure AIDS, but he did provide a great deal of help in dealing with the situation of AIDS in Africa.

    The lyrics (from Steven Crowder’s youtube channel):

    Liberate Iraq
    You get no peace prize
    Curb AIDS in Africa
    No peace prize
    Your last name is Bush
    You get no peace prize

    Admittedly, it is hard to understand Mr. Crowder with the pseudo-gangsta voice.

  32. #32
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:24 am, zyzzyg said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:33 am, max said: #824992

    He’s playing a character moron… doesn’t need fact-checking, anyone not on the hunt to protect their dear leader would get that.

    Of course, he is playing a character. And, name calling is unnecessary.

    I am not protecting Pres Obama. Re-read my post and tell me where I defended his recieving the Nobel Peace Prize? I suggest questioning the giver, and not the recipient. I stated that he was only President for two weeks. How is that protecting Pres Obama?

  33. #33
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:27 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    Kind of hard to tell with the pistol being waved around, but it looks like a 1911 to me.

    How about to you?

  34. #34
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:29 am, zyzzyg said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:46 am, TooMuchTime said: #824999

    First off, it’s all perception. The rapper was merely using words to fit the meter of the “song.” When Gordon Lightfoot wrote “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” some of the lines are close to the facts, but not entirely factual. You go with it.

    Obviously you missed where I said he was going with the ‘flow.’

    Second, there is no AIDS epidemic in Africa. Read the piece by Rian Milan in Rolling Stone and the chapter on African AIDS in “The Politically Incorrect Guide to Science.” It was made up in the mid-80s because the directors of the health departments didn’t like President Reagan and conservatives. It was a blatant lie from the get-go. Now the American taxpayer is subsidizing sex education in Africa to stem a epidemic that isn’t real.

    Ummm, OK. Who said anything about an epidemic? Very well, you are taking a tangent and adding to the discussion.

  35. #35
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:30 am, max said:

    I am not protecting Pres Obama. Re-read my post and tell me where I defended his recieving the Nobel Peace Prize? I suggest questioning the giver, and not the recipient. I stated that he was only President for two weeks. How is that protecting Pres Obama?

    ok, I’ll play. Here is how. President Obama has created a mystique, carefully cultivated, for himself and his agenda. He can’t be separated from his kool-aid drinkers, because he’s the one who mixed it and served it. To then sit back and pretend he didn’t set the “movement” in motion is the height of passive aggressiveness.

  36. #36
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:33 am, zyzzyg said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:18 am, plymouthacclaim said: #825051

    Liberate Iraq
    You get no peace prize
    Curb AIDS in Africa
    No peace prize
    Your last name is Bush
    You get no peace prize

    Admittedly, it is hard to understand Mr. Crowder with the pseudo-gangsta voice.

    OK. Thank you for making me aware. I will stand by what I said in regard to Pres Bush providing a great deal of help and support in addressing AIDS in Africa.

  37. #37
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:39 am, ITookTheRedPill said:
  38. #38
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:42 am, tre said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:27 am, plymouthacclaim said:
    Kind of hard to tell with the pistol being waved around, but it looks like a 1911 to me.

    I think it’s a Desert Eagle.

  39. #39
    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:43 am, prendad said:

    I inhaled and exhaled some air today. Where’s my Peace Prize?

  40. #40
    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:09 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    I’m just a Glock man so I can’t always tell the other ones apart.

  41. #41
    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:11 pm, zyzzyg said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 11:30 am, max said: #825067

    ok, I’ll play. Here is how. President Obama has created a mystique, carefully cultivated, for himself and his agenda. He can’t be separated from his kool-aid drinkers, because he’s the one who mixed it and served it. To then sit back and pretend he didn’t set the “movement” in motion is the height of passive aggressiveness.

    Hmmmm, because I did not acknowledge that he did not set something in motion, I therefore am protecting him?

    Let me get this right. With what I did not say, you are concluding that I am protecting Pres Obama?

    I did not say anything about our other 42 Presidents. Will you conclude that I am either protecting, or defending, any of them?

    Not sure about passive agressiveness, but you are definitely projecting, reading too deeply into what exactly was said, and reading/commenting on what is not written. Yep, you are making things up. And, since you raised the issue and provided psychological analysis – You are dellusional.

    Recall, the question was, how am I protecting/defending Pres Obama? The answer is, I am not.

  42. #42
    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:30 pm, tre said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:09 pm, plymouthacclaim said:
    I’m just a Glock man so I can’t always tell the other ones apart.

    !!BLOCKS!! You like BLOCKS!!

    And I thought you were a good guy! Colt 1911′s rule!

  43. #43
    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:31 pm, ruffages said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 10:26 am, zyzzyg said:

    It is hardly fair to suggest that this fellow is a racist. Though it could be the best Nobel Peace Prize rap ever, because it might be the only one. Is it? Are there more?

    The facts remain unchanged, the awarding of the Peace Prize is not about Pres Obama, it is about the Nobel Prize Committee. What were they thinking? I question taking the recipient of a gift to task without examinnig the giver of the gift.

    Some guy likes a girl and gives her a gift. She has demonstrated no interest in him though he is interested in her. Whose motives should be questioned? The guy, or the girl?

    You are correct. However, when said girl accepts gifts from a guy in whom she has no interest she leaves those around her, watching the “process” with the following impression(s): 1. she is a gold digger/attention seeker who will readily accept gifts from someone whose interest she does not return 2. by accepting the gift she implies that she is in fact interested so she not only becomes a gold digger, but a tease as well.

    So, you are correct in that he didn’t ask for the award (although, c’mon, someone in his administration did), but having been given an award he didn’t deserve, the correct course of action would be to be thankful to the Nobel Prize Committee for their confidence in him but refuse citing those who are MORE WORTHY of the award.

    By choosing to accept the award on behalf of what he has yet to do, he has turned the award into not just a joke, which given the most recent recipients was already in play, and will undoubtedly make all attempts to cater to the committee vs making decisions for what is in the best interest of this country. You know the country…the one who elected him president under the guise that he would place our interests FIRST.

  44. #44
    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:37 pm, NC BLUE said:

    I gave an out of work person $10 bucks at the interstate off ramp. That’s worth a piece prize me thinks.

  45. #45
    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:38 pm, Little Ma said:

    If I had time I’d like to start a discussion about zyzzyg and why he wants to discuss everything to death – even humor. But I have places to go and things to do, so I’ll leave with a comment. I think zyzzyg is a bore.

  46. #46
    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:50 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:38 pm, Little Ma said:
    I think zyzzyg is a bore.

    Could you elaborate on that please?
    ;)

  47. #47
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:02 pm, NeoFan said:

    Took a big steamin dump this mornin……..PEACE PRIZE!!!!!!

  48. #48
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:02 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:02 pm, NeoFan said:
    Took a big steamin dump this mornin……..PEACE PRIZE!!!!!!

    How many Courics?

  49. #49
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:12 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:30 pm, tre said:
    And I thought you were a good guy! Colt 1911’s rule!

    I have a great deal of respect for the 1911 and hope to someday branch out to them. However, the Glock 17 fit my hand just slightly better and I don’t really like the external hammer of the 1911. And then, there’s the double stack magazine of the Glock.

  50. #50
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:13 pm, SHoward said:

    I did not say anything about our other 42 Presidents.

    Are those of the 57 state country, Z? We had 43 before the Zero.

  51. #51
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:15 pm, SHoward said:

    Could you elaborate on that please?

    My 2 cents: Z sees the likes of Chap and Rags, who are lawyers, and wants to be like them.

    Of course, those two can argue pretty good.

  52. #52
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:25 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:15 pm, SHoward said:
    Of course, those two can argue pretty good.

    You mean pretty well?.

    Seth Bullock: “Don’t tell me what the f@#% I mean!”

  53. #53
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:31 pm, plymouthacclaim said:

    Chap and Rags

    Yeah, but what happened to lgm?
    I was gone for a few months. Did something happen then?

  54. #54
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:36 pm, SHoward said:

    You mean pretty well?.

    Hey, I didn’t say I was any weller with words! ;)

    Yeah, but what happened to lgm?

    I think he dropped off the scene right as the fall semester was getting started. He might have a heavy load this term. (Please, no puns intended.)

    Of course, it was about the time Michelle’s website went haywire, too, so maybe some people fell victim accidently?

  55. #55
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:41 pm, zyzzyg said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:13 pm, SHoward said: #825166

    Are those of the 57 state country, Z? We had 43 before the Zero

    and

    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:38 pm, Little Ma said: #825132

    If I had time I’d like to start a discussion about zyzzyg and why he wants to discuss everything to death – even humor. But I have places to go and things to do, so I’ll leave with a comment. I think zyzzyg is a bore.

    Try re-reading my original post where I mentioned how many Presidents? I mentioned two, that leaves 42.

    I might be boring but it becomes necessary when people do not fully read, follow, take out of context, go on tangents, or fail to fully comprehend what you have written.

  56. #56
    On October 16th, 2009 at 1:52 pm, zyzzyg said:

    On October 16th, 2009 at 12:31 pm, ruffages said: #825126

    You make a fair arguement.

    Though the question remains, what was the Nobel Committee thinking?

    Compare how much ink has been spilled examining Pres Obama over this issue vice the Nobel Committee. The issue has been cast and focused on Pres Obama.

    Yep, and I agree, he could have refused it.

  57. #57
    On October 16th, 2009 at 3:19 pm, bruins90210 said:

    One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time. LOL.

  58. #58
    On October 16th, 2009 at 4:15 pm, Papa Louie said:

    Though the question remains, what was the Nobel Committee thinking?

    They claimed they were following Mr. Nobel’s instructions and awarded the prize to the person who did the most to promote peace in the previous year. Then they cited the following reason for awarding the prize to Obama:

    Jagland singled out Obama’s efforts to heal the divide between the West and the Muslim world and scale down a Bush-era proposal for an anti-missile shield in Europe.

    Isn’t it interesting that the things they cite as Obama’s accomplishments hopes and dreams all happened in the current year, after he became president and after the deadline for the nomination had passed. If the Nobel committee had any integrity, they would all resign for violating their own rules.

  59. #59
    On October 16th, 2009 at 4:42 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Yeah, but what happened to lgm?

    I don’t know but I sure miss the little ???. He/She was like the cute little puppy that kept peeing on the rug.

  60. #60
    On October 17th, 2009 at 12:11 am, love2rumba said:

    I’m thinking happy thoughts ….Where the f#$k is my Nobel Prize…hmmmm?!

  61. #61
    On October 17th, 2009 at 4:42 am, JConrad999 said:

    I just mugged an old lady crossing the street. That’s a peace prize, right? Ha ha ha!

    This video was great!

  62. #62
    On October 17th, 2009 at 2:49 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    Forwarded the link to 6 people.
    PEACE PRIZE!

  63. #63
    On October 17th, 2009 at 3:40 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Some guy likes a girl and gives her a gift. She has demonstrated no interest in him though he is interested in her. Whose motives should be questioned? The guy, or the girl?

    ruffages, well said. I’d like to add that in zyzzyg’s analogy, the girl (or her surrogate, actually) ASKED for the gift.

    How about Obama man up and present it to the former Chinese student who lost his legs from a tank @ Tiananmen Square? Or the families of the Iranians who were slaughtered by their own government for protesting the rigged election? Or maybe to our military?

    The man has no honor.

  64. #64
    On October 17th, 2009 at 3:43 pm, MtsEdge said:

    Isn’t it interesting that the things they cite as Obama’s accomplishments hopes and dreams all happened in the current year, after he became president and after the deadline for the nomination had passed. If the Nobel committee had any integrity, they would all resign for violating their own rules.

    Not to mention that these actions will NOT help to ensure peace the world. Quite the opposite.

    Esp. the BS about “healing between the West and the Muslim world.” They HATE US almost from the time they are born. Nothing we can do about that, except defend ourselves.

  65. #65
    On October 20th, 2009 at 11:26 pm, Illbay said:

    I think that No-prize (ref. 1960s Marvel Comics lingo) for Obama was one of the worst P.R. disasters for an administration that probably holds a record for P.R. disasters in its first nine months.

    In fact, I think Obama deserves a prize for being constantly under fire. Maybe a Purple Heart.

    (Didn’t Clinton’s lawyers argue that being President is legally “on active military duty?”)

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