Rejected AARP solicitation form of the day

By Michelle Malkin  •  November 19, 2009 08:28 AM

We’ve made the “rejected RNC/GOP solicitation form” a regular feature here at MichelleMalkin.com.

Now, it has inspired a new genre. Reader Laurie in Pennsylvania e-mails:

Hi Michelle,

I totally ripped off your RNC membership form rejection idea with the constant requests my husband gets to join AARP. (He belonged for one year in 2002 and they still mail him requests every week.)

The best part is, they even pay for the postage!

Sincerely,
Laurie Connor

Here’s Laurie’s inaugural entry. Speaking truth to special-interest power:

Indeed, they will.

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  1. #1
    On November 19th, 2009 at 8:41 am, letget said:

    That is a good idea Laurie had. I always send the envelope back with nothing in it, but now I will write something on the form. I would not ever join the aarp.
    L

  2. #2
    On November 19th, 2009 at 8:42 am, Truesoldier said:

    A picture is worth a thousand words.

  3. #3
    On November 19th, 2009 at 8:47 am, conservativesRus said:

    I still want to know why it’s ok for my neighbors to ask the government to take my money to pay for their health care but it’s not ok for my neighbors to ask me directly for the money to pay for health care?

  4. #4
    On November 19th, 2009 at 8:49 am, jangar said:

    Better idea…wipe your rearend with the form and send it in. Same goes for GOP donations.

  5. #5
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:01 am, granite said:

    On November 19th, 2009 at 8:47 am, conservativesRus said:

    I still want to know why it’s ok for my neighbors to ask the government to take my money to pay for their health care but it’s not ok for my neighbors to ask me directly for the money to pay for health care?

    The answer may at first sound simple, but then it ramifies….

    When the government, essentially at the point of a gun, takes/confiscates your money/earnings/savings, it creates a jobs program and buys votes.
    If there is anything left over, it pays for a bit of health care.

    Also, the government’s doing this, as opposed to private individuals’, or charities’, or – horrors! – religious/”faith-based” organizations’; means that the opposite-worldview holders do not have to tolerate the “meddling” of those with whom they have nothing in common: conservatives, traditionalists, people of faith, etc. have a worldview that runs 180-degrees counter to the worldview of the statists/collectivists/communists/fascists, who simply do not have faith, do not believe in faith, and are anti-faith.

    I know I bring this point up frequently; but, that’s because it is correct, accurate, and true: we have been in a culture war against holders of an irreconcilably, diametrically opposite worldview for many decades; in the past 20 years or so, it has expanded to a existential struggle between savagery/barbarism and (Western) civilization.

    We are now at the point where socialists/fascists/opposite-worldview holders/collectivists are allied with barabaric, savage muslim jihadi loons againast Judeo-Christian, Athens-Jerusalem, Western civuilization.

    It is as complicated – or as simple – as that.

  6. #6
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:03 am, granite said:

    “…againast…civuilization.”

    Apologies.
    Yes, preview is working.
    Need more coffee….

  7. #7
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:04 am, RedDog said:

    (He belonged for one year in 2002 and they still mail him requests every week.)

    I never joined, and they still find me wherever I move. They’re like a biting deerfly you can’t get shed of.

  8. #8
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:04 am, TC said:

    I sent mine back with a piece of cardboard. It weighs more and therefore cost them more. Just remember to never put your name on it. The govt. might come after you.

  9. #9
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:18 am, JHSII said:

    I remember after my grandfather died they continued to hound us for 3 years to pay for his membership extensions. We kept telling them that he was DEAD and didn’t want or need a membership extension.
    Finally it reached the point where my mom called them on the telephone and informed them that any further contact with us would result in a lawsuit for harassment.
    That was the last we heard from them! :evil:

  10. #10
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:20 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:04 am, TC said:

    Should you wear gloves to avoid fingerprints?
    (Don’t lick the adhesive either – DNA.)

  11. #11
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:25 am, tre said:

    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:04 am, TC said:
    I sent mine back with a piece of cardboard. It weighs more and therefore cost them more.

    Across the room from me is a 300 pound engine generator flywheel.

    Wanna send it?

  12. #12
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:29 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    Don’t forget Pat Boone’s alternative to the AARP
    (American Association of Retired Progressives)

    http://www.60plus.org/

  13. #13
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:31 am, plymouthacclaim said:

    Also, the American Seniors Association opposes obamacare.

    http://www.americanseniors.org/

  14. #14
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:44 am, bsmarj said:

    I use to work for someone that use to to put small steel plates in the envelopes and sent them back. I never did that though. hehe!!

  15. #15
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:45 am, TinkerBrendie said:

    I still want to know why it’s ok for my neighbors to ask the government to take my money to pay for their health care but it’s not ok for my neighbors to ask me directly for the money to pay for health care?

    Oh, Honey… some of the people that infest the liberal cesspool I have to live in would be MORE than happy to just take my money right out of my hand… they would just have to put down their worn and faded “Bush Lied, People Died” poster first. God, I HATE my neighborhood anymore. It is the EPITOME of the “Let’s keep voting in knuckleheads (like John Yarmuth) who never tire of looking for NEW WAYS to spend TinkerBrendie’s hard-earned money” mentality. The President of the Public School Teachers Union lives here and fills his yard with Democrat candidates’ signs every election season… nuff said.

  16. #16
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:48 am, Rob said:

    I don’t know if it is a glitch in their system of if they are just continuing to try, but AARP has sent me three dues requests and I got to write back on all three in big black letters, “NO, YOU SUPPORT OBAMA’S SOCIALIST HEALTH CARE!”

    It felt good to do it all three times…

  17. #17
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:51 am, Uplander said:

    AARP is nothing more than an insurance company. They advocate for their bottom line and nothing else. They as an insurance company are in competition with companies that sell Medicare Advantage Policies which enhance coverage for medicare recipients.
    Killing Medicare Advantage subsidies is the ‘Savings’ the left speaks of in PlotziCare/ReidlyCare & ObummerCare which will be AARP AdvantageCare.
    As they say, ‘Follow The Money’.

  18. #18
    On November 19th, 2009 at 9:58 am, TooMuchTime said:

    I still want to know why it’s ok for my neighbors to ask the government to take my money to pay for their health care but it’s not ok for my neighbors to ask me directly for the money to pay for health care?

    This is why the gov’t should never give money to any charity or “non-profit” organization. They may be giving tax money to a group that you would never consider worthy of donation. In this case, it’s forced donating by proxy.

    Basically, the gov’t should treat everyone with equal contempt. Alas, the socialists are in power and now it’s “Change :)or else!:evil:

  19. #19
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:04 am, Uplander said:

    Government IS a TAX. The bigger the Government the HIGHER the TAX.

  20. #20
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:07 am, reshas1 said:

    I got their mailings for a year up until I turned 50.. I finally emailed them and told them to take me off their mailing list, I’d NEVER join as long as they kept championing progressive/liberal causes…

    My 80 year old mother has never been a member.

  21. #21
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:14 am, Flyoverman said:

    Oh I can’t wait for my next AARP mailing……. ;)

  22. #22
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:15 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Thank you Laurie in Pennsylvania! I shall do the same-when I am old enough :oops:

    a number of years ago.

  23. #23
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:18 am, Cogs said:

    When I was a kid my mother used to send return envelopes with pieces of metal, too. That was the 60’s; gosh, mom was ahead of the times!

    I’ve been writing, “Send this crap to your pal Obama!” on the AARP stuff I get. And my name is always pre-printed on the form – I don’t care.

  24. #24
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:21 am, Flyoverman said:

    ArizonaNeanderthal said:
    Thank you Laurie in Pennsylvania! I shall do the same-when I am old enough…

    Darn kids…… :)

  25. #25
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:24 am, dan708 said:

    Postage stamp – 44 cents
    Ink pen – one buck
    Telling off the AARP – priceless!

  26. #26
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:31 am, cabrerski said:

    On November 19th, 2009 at 8:49 am, jangar said:
    Better idea…wipe your rearend with the form and send it in.

    Now, why would I send them anything that is worth more than the crap they spew?

  27. #27
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:33 am, granite said:

    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:24 am, dan708 said:

    Postage stamp – 44 cents
    Ink pen – one buck
    Telling off the AARP – priceless!

    Excellent!
    Kudos to you!

    I belonged to AARP for a year or so before it became clear that they were merely a socialist/statist organization; since then, I toss the “time to renew”, “come back”, “please join” mailings.
    But, now that I saw this idea, I will send the postage-paid envelopes back to them – with a political comment only, or empty, of course – so that it costs them; just like with the RNC.

    Thanks for the idea, Michelle.

  28. #28
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:44 am, tiredofit08 said:

    read the 2017 page Senate healthcare takeover here….

  29. #29
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:53 am, Last Massachusetts Conservative said:

    When I received my first one I made the mistake of wasting my time writing a nice letter back telling them I would never join and to stop wasting my time and their money. Now I just crumple up the whole mailing with my pre-printed name and all and drop it in the mail box. I hope they have to pay extra postage for the odd sized envelope!

  30. #30
    On November 19th, 2009 at 10:56 am, Last Massachusetts Conservative said:

    Forgot to add that I crumple it up and stick it in the pre-paid envelope.

  31. #31
    On November 19th, 2009 at 11:26 am, cheapseat said:

    aarp has become nothing but a money hustle of old people with the assistance of the gubmint. it is nothing more than acorn for geezers.

  32. #32
    On November 19th, 2009 at 12:44 pm, bansharia said:

    I’ll be 49 in Feb am looking forward to
    getting the aarpmail bring it on!

  33. #33
    On November 19th, 2009 at 1:20 pm, nail49 said:

    I usually save all the coupons (pizza, dry cleaners, landscaping, etc) we receive in the mail and stuff them in the envelope to mail back.

    If I am in a particularly nasty mood I throw in some of the material from our home shredder as well.

    Max out the envelope and send it back!

  34. #34
    On November 19th, 2009 at 3:44 pm, weeha said:

    I get these ALL the time!
    I just turned 50 and now I know what to do with them

    A question though….
    Would it not cost them more money to fill it out partially/wrong and then send it back?

    Sure you want to express your opinion but I want them to F A I L.

    So perhaps we should be trying to take up their staffs time and thus their money be filling out the form nice and neatly but all wrong or only partially.

    What ya think?

  35. #35
    On November 20th, 2009 at 8:48 am, redbug70 said:

    I’m 57 and have been getting AARP crap in the mail for a while. The day this thread began I got one for their auto insurance coverage. In the spirit of the thread I marked it up “no thanks liberal AARP” and sent it back to them.

    It is a shame as I know a group like AARP, without a political agenda, could benenfit seniors greatly. Is there a conservative version anywhere?

  36. #36
    On November 20th, 2009 at 12:09 pm, wckelly60 said:

    I turn 50 next year. I started receiving these solicitations in the mail this year. I usually throw them out, but now I think I’ll return one with my own special message to AARP.

  37. #37
    On December 12th, 2009 at 10:19 am, SalsaNChips said:

    Sunday is my 50th birthday. Got a AARP “membership kit” on Friday, right on queue.

    Dog is chewing on the temporary membership card and the cats are shredding the return form as I type.

    May stuff what remains in the return envelope after they get done with it.

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