“Brought to you by the Democratic Party”
Hoo-boy. This new fund-raising t-shirt from the DNC is just screaming out for a parody.
First, the photo:
Now, the pitch that arrived in my e-mail box this afternoon:
A shirt for the Democrats on your list
Jen O’Malley Dillon, Democrats.orgSocial Security. Medicare. Women’s suffrage. The G.I. Bill.
Just a few of the game-changing accomplishments fought for — and enacted by — members of the Democratic Party.
We shouldn’t forget the proud tradition of reform we are heirs to — and the inspiring legacy that is ours to uphold.
There’s no better time to remember how we Democrats have fought to better the lives of our fellow Americans than during this season of giving.
So we’ve put some of the best of them on the “Brought to you by” T-shirt available exclusively at our new Democratic Party store.
Get your “Brought to you by” T-shirt today. It’ll make a great gift for the proud Democrat in your family, it’s only $20, and shipping is free.
Get the ‘Brought to you by’ T-shirt
Wearing Democratic gear — whether this shirt or any of the other items — is a great way for you or your friends and loved ones to show support and spread the word about our ongoing commitment to improve the lives of all Americans.
All of the Democratic Party store products are union-printed and American-made.
Instead of hassling with the holiday shopping lines, order one of these great new shirts for the proud Democrats on your list:
http://my.democrats.org/BroughtToYouBy
Thanks,
JenJen O’Malley Dillon
Executive Director
Democratic National CommitteeP.S. — We’ve got some other great gift ideas for the holidays, including our lineup of T-shirts, buttons, stickers, posters, and note cards. Don’t miss your chance to pick one up.
Send me your Photoshop parodies. I’ll post the best ones. Extra points for Culture of Corruption-related themes!
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Reader Jonathan e-mails:
How about an RNC response:
End of Slavery
1965 Civil Rights Amendment
Fall of Communism
Defeat of HillaryCare
Freedom in Iraq
Sunset of AWB
Tax CutsEtc.
These things brought to you by the Republican Party. The Republican Party, working to get government out of your way since 1854.
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Gag me with a trowel.
I wish I could photoshop…my “Brought to You By the Democratic Party” would include pictures of Pelosi, Barney Frank, John Kerry, Chris Dodd and Charles Rangel…scary enough for next Halloween.
*Picture of Obama*
Brought to you by the Democrat Party.
Slums – State-Sponsored Poverty – Record Welfare-Promoting Illegitimacy – Anti-Americanism – Douchebaggery – Political Salad Tossing
Brought to you by the Democrat Party
Brought to you by the libtards:
California bankruptcy
Detroit
Chicago
Cap and tax
Phony climate change
Pelosi
Frank
Reid
Dean
Kennedy
Forgot to add:
KKK – Grievancemongers – Race Card
Failing Schools
Substitute Fathers
Generational poverty
Nuclear Iran
Nuclear North Korea
Gays in the military
Islamofascists in the military
Rights of terrorists
52 hostages
21% interest rates
$3-$4.00 gasoline
Monica Lewinsky
Here’s a start!
Read the shirt. It’s a parody all on it’s own.
Where to begin?
Welfare
foreclosures
did I mention welfare?
abortion on demand
illegal aliens
more welfare
TARP
The scuttling of GM and Chrysler
Global warming.. not
affirmative inaction
welfare redux
unemployment
welfare up the yingyang
One million dead Vietnamese.
for the Dems list
Jim Crow
Attack on Fort Sumter
For the Republican
13th Amendment
14th Amendment
40 million dead American babies
Agree – I’d be hard pressed to say evevn a majority of those items are positive for society. The trouble is that the non-thinkers have no idea most of the listed items are net bad.
** sorry, infant and toddler sizes unavailable since 1973
Group hugs
Domestication of cats
Trial laywers
Beer with lime
Good one!!!!!!!! I feel so humble.
58,245 dead Americans for nothing
2 million dead Cambodians
500,000 dead Ruwandans
250,000 dead Bosnians
19 dead Americans in Somalia due to witheld fire support
Miranda rights for foreign terrorists
American auto industry destroyed
53 Americans held for 444 days
Federal aid to voter fraud, child prostitution and income tax fraud
Federal aid to organized crime
Legal protection for racsist organizations
Death panels for the elderly
Gym time in lieu of visiting wounded soldiers
Classifying U.S. veterans as potential terrorists
Destruction of the integrity of the US Census
Communists and Eugentists in the White House
Support of the greatest Scientific Fraud in history
I think there is a song here (Music of My Favorite Things):
Stains on blue dresses and corruption in high places
Welfare for the lazy and more taxes for the masses
Illegal aliens stealing our jobs
These are all thanks to Democrat snobs
Liberal Generals and Admirals
Volvos
Cosmopolitan
Nora Ephron Movies
5 MPH bumpers
Wine in boxes
Compact car “only” parking
Designated hitter rule
Facial metal
Fire hoses and dogs.
Brought to you by the democrat party.
T-ball
HOV lanes
Prison reform
Gerrymandering
Gasohol
Ramsey Clark
Quiche
Ben & Jerry’s
Community Organizers
Speed Bumps
“Have a nice day”
Kwanzaa
Ward Churchill
……and Dick Cavett.
Whew, I feel so much better now.
I think a better rebuttal shirt would be “things brought to you by Capitalism,” not “Republicans.”
Some more for the list:
MSNBC
Teacher’s Unions
Helen Thomas
Bella Abzug
Jimmy Carter
William Jefferson
ACORN
I was thinking something along the lines of:
America est 1776 and still going strong!
Stand back, stare intently at the shirt and tell me when you see the Joker’s face appear.
To be fair, I think GM pretty much destroyed themselves. Wasting tax dollars on them was a Dem thing though…
This is a Hawaii thing. Parking spaces here are all so tiny, you have to get out your sunroof. Costco is the exception.
“Fall of Communism”
HELLO? Is anyone paying attention? Do we have to keep repeating this, the most oft-repeated lie ever uttered by a gung-ho ‘f*** yeah! America!’ conservative?
We did not beat communism. Write that on the chalkboard 1,000 times. We repeated that idiot nonsense for the last 30 years…
While they took us, about which they are laughing at us.
SHUT UP WITH THE WE BEAT COMMUNISM LIE.
Reagan, (PBUH) didn’t beat Communism. Republicans didn’t. America didn’t. We took them in, gave them our film indusrty, gave them our manufacturing industries, utterly and selflessly GIFTED them with the education of our children from age 5 to PhD., gave them our television industry, gave them our newspapers, gave them our television news industry, elected them to our HIGHEST OFFICE, and IDIOTS who call themselves conservative who just so happen to be blind, idiot amnesiacs STILL repeat the biggest lie ever told, that WE BEAT COMMUNISM.
Wake up. They took us. Quit freakin’ saying that. The Weathermen and Alinsky and the New Black Panthers, and, most ultimately, the SOVIETS, have taken the United States of America.
Perhaps the most AMAZING bit of insane denial I have ever witnessed.
YIKES.
Slavery
Indian Relocation and Slaughter
Japanese Interment
The Nuclear Bomb
The Fed
Social Security’s massive and unsupportable debt
Jim Crow law’s
The Civil War
Federalism
The Rejection of Jewish Immigrants during WWII
Segregation (and Segregationists)
“Whites Only”
The near failure of the Civil Rights Bill
The near rejection of the Bill of Rights
The assassination of both Kennedy’s and Lincoln
Health Insurance (called HMO’s)
The Military-Industial Complex
These are just some of the many pleasures brought to you over the centuries by the Democrat party. Remember our motto: “Grab power for the party, and screw the Constitution!”
New Math
“Also Ran” trophies
‘My Two Moms’ book
Kelo vs. New London, CT
the ‘Death Tax’
Smoking bans… outdoors!
The real-estate bust
42 Czars
iPod gifts to foreign Heads of State
Low flush toilets
Mercury filled CFLs
Rosie O’Donnell
Emanations of Penumbra
48 million free Ukranians along with millions of others in Eastern Europe would disagree with you.
Wanna see my piece of the Berlin Wall?
We can handle the people here you are describing.
Done a bang-up job with that “handling” so far.
Office of the President Elect
Vero Possumus
Public displays of deviant Sex
Civil Rights for Terrorists
low-flow toilets
Insurance mandates
Malaise
The meaning of the word “is”
Opaque ‘transparency’
Tax-cheating Treasurer
Wise latinas
“The war is lost”
William ‘Cold Cash’ Jefferson
3-letter word: J-O-B-S
oopsie, Dexter–didn’t see your reference to the thunder mug.
I despise those toilets.
Still in the fight here.
Lead, follow, or just get out of the way.
The ACLU… destroying America from within since 1920.
“The police acted stupidly”
a Half-trillion dollars in Medicare cuts
delta smelt > California (farmers + jobs)
Rewarding failure
Hiring and firing of company executives
Gun control
‘Undocumented Americans’
WTH??
Try getting out of your mother’s basement for a while and meet some people who enjoy life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness here in the ol’ USA, who were once under communist rule. I spent a good deal of the weekend fellowshipping with many of my Russian friends. They’d like a moment of your time to share with you how the benevolence of the Americans led to their rescue from their former plight.
Get a hold of yourself, would you??
Brought to you by the democratic party and its unwavering dedication to destroying everything that made America great.
Taqiyyotomist does have a bit of a point what with Howard Dean openly giving speeches in Europe on the death of capitalism. And all of the self admitted radicals that Obama has kept as his confidants. And the state of our universities to coddle and promote same.
cant see the fine print on the t-shirt
Conservatives, sending bureaucrats back to the private sector for 156 years.
What would you expect from the crowd that issues “Raise high the banner of international proletarianism!” bumper stickers. There’s a reason why they all wear thick glasses.
$1 trillion+ spent and nothing to show for it!
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/beltway/story_preview/2009/10/02/obama_olympics_fail_all_he_gets_is_this_lousy_t_sh.jpg
Brought to you, and proudly defended for centuries, by the (D)emocrats…
Slavery in America
Brought to you by the (D)emocrats…
KKK
Jim Crow
Segregation
The Vietnam War
3rd term partial birth abortion
Nuclear armed Iranian Mullahcrats
Mao’s takeover of China and 100 million slaughtered…
Castro’s takeover of Cuba and millions lost…
Woah! I forgot about that, now I’m really pissed!
Did you read the rest of his post? He is saying that while it was wounded, it crawled into the basements of Irving Kristol and Saul Alinsky to begin healing.
Brought to you by the Democratic Party:
Nancy Pelosi!
Those rat b*stards…they ended a wonderful relationship between me and the lovely hops. I remember the scene…
“I’ve seen horrors… horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a beer drinker. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that… but you have no right to put a lime in my beer. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror… Horror has a face…and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to drink beer without feeling… without passion… without judgment… without judgment! Because it’s judgment that defeats us.
The horror…the horror…”
Economic Slavery, Brought to you by the Democratic Partiers
Oh no! I actually enjoy a Corona with a wedge of lime. Does this mean I’m a…Democritter?!? Honest, I didn’t know.
There’s a reason Democrats started off with “Women’s Suffrage Amendment”.
PDS is the gift that keeps on giving.
Al Gore. ’nuff said, doncha think?
You betcha!
=b (that is the sign for “blechhhh”!)
Another version of this t-shirt would be one featuring police booking photographs of Democrat politicians currently in prison for fraud, theft and corruption.
That might take an entire wardrobe. However, just with Democrat mayors, you’ve got Atlanta, St. Louis, Detroit, Newark, (soon) Birmingham, and (likely) Oakland among others, and the cast keeps on growing.
I notice on the shirt the Democrats are claiming they were the ones who passed the Civil Rights bill, when in fact they were the party that attempt to block its passage.
i say the RNC helped out by:
encouraged the election of America’s First Black President by nominating an Old RINO named John McCain.
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(God bless Sarah Palin)
Uncle Sam’s Plantation
and
Abortion (Black Genocide)
Brought to you by the DNC
Flush 3 times – it will make you feel better!
My entry here:
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/12/brought-to-you-by-democrat-party-t.html
Ethanol-my son calls it “democrat gas”.
The Democratic Party did not actually bring about women’s suffrage.
I suppose by Democrat standards, this isn’t a big lie. But still …
The Ku Klux Klan – Generational Poverty – Generational Welfare – Generational Theft – Racial Preferences – Child Rapist Protection – Vote Fraud – Foreign Defeat – Global Hoaxing – Drunk Driving – Frozen Cash – Burning Flags.
Brought to you by:
The Democratic Party.
Ahem…
Are you people aware that MORGAN FREEMAN is going to marry his own Granddaughter?
http://www.hollyscoop.com/morgan-freeman/morgan-freeman-to-marry-step-granddaughter_20848.aspx
Uh… hello? What is going on? He’s marrying his own Granddaughter.
Technically, she is his step-granddaugher, however, Morgan and his ex-wife raised this girl from infancy.
From infancy. uh… hello?
Thirty-six Republican Senators voted for the 19th amendment, along with twenty Dems.
Seventeeen Democrats opposed, along with eight Republicans.
Womens suffrage was not enacted by Democrats.
Ugh!
That is still considered incest in our Church.
But Wait! There’s MORE!
Slavery – the Civil War – the KKK – Lynching – Jim Crow Laws – The Great Depression – Chicago Politics – The Rust Bowl – Vietnam – Spitting on Veterans –
all courtesy of Your Democratic Party!
Don’t forget:
League of Nations
Cabrini Green
Bay of Pigs
1968 Democrat National Convention
Watts
Monica Missles
A T-shirt? Should be a diaper.
Don’t forget the acceptance of the thug/racist culture they love in the name of multiculturalism.
Always does. Or use the “solids” flush for “liquids” twice.
Does your reader, Johnathan, really think the Republican Party is responsible for the Civil Rights Act? Does he really think the Republican Party is responsible for the fall of communism in Eastern Europe? Really? Because if that’s the best you can come up (incredibly questionable, vague connections to good things that would have happened with or without the existence of the GOP), then you really are clutching at straws.
Also, I’ve just looked over the t-shirt in detail and there’s nothing there that wasn’t honestly “brought” to us by the Democrats. I don’t understand why you are so reluctant to give credit where credit is due, Malkin.
That’s why he was a natural choice to play Nelson Mandela in that newest movie…
Since the Southern Democrats blocked Johnson at every turn, without the Republicans, the Civil Rights Act wouldn’t have passed.
Personally I resent them taking credit for the moon landing. If JFK were alive today, he’d be too conservative to run for POTUS as a Republican much less a Dem.
I don’t consider Obama and his ilk “Democrats” they have pulled the wool over everyone’s eyes and especially the Democrats. One day they will see their mistake and hopefully it will be soon. Progressive is the modern term for communist. I want legislation that this will never happen again to our country. That all canidates are vetted thru the public.
How about “death to America” I don’t see that anywhere.
Have to agree with you there. The moon landing and our entire space program came courtesy of some well captured German scientists, who gained their knowledge by developing WMDs to lay waste to the British Isles. Not to mention some “atmospheric” tests performed on German prisoners, and many other things that are just too unmentionable that were done in the name of science.
But then again, we have Tuskegee experiments under FDR’s Public Health Service, which started in 1932, and continued well after the adoption of the Nuremberg Code.
Wouldn’t be too proud of that history, Omu. The Democrat Party has consistently proven that they will be willing to end any freedom, harm any life, steal any property, and ignore every value in order to hold power.
Appollo didn’t even start until 20 years after WWII ended. There comes a time when you have to accept that Americans were actually involved, and that Werner Von Braun didn’t do it single-handed…
Which isn’t to say that JFK gets all the credit, either. I’m pretty sure it was Ike who got the ball rolling, and JFK inherited an already functioning space program.
Regardless, here’s something I’d like to remind the Conservatives here: I’d wear nothing before I’d were an RNC shirt. The days of the RNC being conservative are behind us, and REMAIN behind us.
Lindsay Graham, John McCain, etc. still run the party. Will they pay lip service to being Conservative? Of course. They’re politicians.
But, like Obama before them, their past actions clearly predict their future ones. We can no more trust the RNC than we can a tarantula.
Hey, how come carbon credits aren’t on the list. This whole T-Shirt just makes me want to throw-up.