Tiger Woods is an idiot

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 2, 2009 11:03 AM

That is all.

If you feel compelled to weigh in on his admission of “transgressions” and plea for privacy (shoulda thought about that before committing the transgressions against your beautiful wife/mother of your children, don’t you think, Tiger?), have at it.

Takeaway quote from his press release: “Personal sins should not require press releases.”

Well. You can’t be one of the most famous celebrities in the world, carry on multiple affairs with fame-hungry women, cheat on your gorgeous, dedicated wife with whom you have had two gorgeous children (whom you have posed with for public photos), and expect to be left alone.

Are tabloids out of control? Sure. But Tiger needs to man up and stop whining about the press. Like it or not, his bad judgment is news.

Cone of Shame Award for you!

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Ugh.

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  1. #201
    On December 2nd, 2009 at 11:00 pm, arvadadan said:

    Just another fool who can not keep his fly zipped!!!!

  2. #202
    On December 2nd, 2009 at 11:02 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Thanks, Chap. I appreciate the help. Now that you mention it, I do sort of remember that from a trip to Williamsburg, VA many years ago…

  3. #203
    On December 2nd, 2009 at 11:05 pm, Dan Lee said:

    On December 2nd, 2009 at 9:59 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    Dan Lee,
    I enjoyed your comments above. A lot of good stuff in there.

    Thank you! I learned some of it the hard way, some of it by watching others learn the hard way,& some from people who are great Christians with amazing people skills.. I guess what really matters is that we finally learn what we need to know to have a pure heart, & a great marriage..

  4. #204
    On December 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm, chapoutier said:

    Has anyone made a “golf clap” joke yet?

  5. #205
    On December 2nd, 2009 at 11:44 pm, zeroangel said:

    Hi chap, I posted a reply in the christmas thread.

  6. #206
    On December 3rd, 2009 at 12:51 am, Micheleeroo said:

    #850863: Don’t know, but I have heard quite a few “Tiger’s Woodie” references, however.

  7. #207
    On December 3rd, 2009 at 9:12 am, MrOlympia said:

    As someone who has always been a HUGE Tiger Woods fan, I must say that I am no longer that. A fan yes, but not a HUGE fan. I used to ALWAYS root for him to win.

    Why? Here is a man that has the utmost discipline when it comes to preparing himself for his sport. He also appeared to carry himself and act like a truly classy person off the golf course and elsewhere.

    He obviously cultivated deception and was very good at it. Due to this I will root against him to win any more majors. Too bad he didn’t have the same discipline to keep his zipper closed and CHOSE to commit adultery.

    I want a truly classy man to keep the title of most major championships won….Jack Nicklaus.

  8. #208
    On December 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 am, spaceycakes said:

    Rogue; nice.
    I meant I don’t have much to say about Mr. Woods’ situation. I couldn’t care less. I just don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t just stay single and do all the crap they’d like to do with as many consenting adults as they desire. Leave ‘wives’ & ‘kids’ out of the mud.

  9. #209
    On December 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 pm, stacman said:

    I think it’s pretty apparent that the marriage will have to dissolve. He’s obviously a “horn dog” with all the fame seekers stacking up, so the likelihood that he’ll change his ways is remote. I’m sure his Mom is probably going to slap him silly.
    .
    What are they to do moving forward? They can’t pick up and take the kids wherever he travels to, and they can’t leave them home with a nanny, nor can Elin let him out of her sight because she will never, ever trust him again.
    .
    I’ve been one of his biggest fans, but this time I think she needs to take the money, and the kids and get out. With $300 million and her good looks, she won’t have a problem finding someone worthy of her.

  10. #210
    On December 3rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm, stacman said:

    On December 3rd, 2009 at 9:12 am, MrOlympia said:

    I want a truly classy man to keep the title of most major championships won….Jack Nicklaus.

    Agreed! I grew up with Jack Nicklaus being my golf idol, and it was a real fight when Tiger came along, and became bigger than life with the skill he possessed. Combined with the well sculpted lifestyle he quickly became a new someone to root for. But overnight he changed all that.
    .
    Now it’s more important to me that Jack Nicklaus’ record remain intact.

  11. #211
    On December 3rd, 2009 at 6:31 pm, TypicalWhite said:

    Society is obviously more accepting of infidelity than it once was – it’s no longer the kiss of death to a career or to advertising endorsements. However, it still leaves a big stain (pun partially intended).

    Whatever his other accomplishments, Bill Clinton will forever be remembered for Monica Lewinsky; and now Tiger Woods, despite being the best golfer in the world, will be remembered as a cheat.

  12. #212
    On December 3rd, 2009 at 7:01 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    I told you so.

    On December 2nd, 2009 at 7:37 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    Not sure if it’s a healthy sign that you would have to coerce a mate not to go out with their buds

    It has nothing to do with healthy
    Most mens friends will lie and cover for them while they take a woman back to the room or out to the parking lot
    These “friends” are his friends not hers
    Just the world we live in

    Now this from TMZ

    “Sources say Bryon Bell, a childhood friend and President of Tiger Woods Design, bought a plane ticket for Rachel Uchitel to go to Australia in mid-November to secretly spend time with Tiger.

    The ticket was purchased by Bell using a credit card. He also booked a room for Uchitel at the Crown Towers Hotel in Melbourne.

    The trip coincided with the Australian Masters — which Tiger won.

    We’ve learned Bell actually flew with Uchitel to Melbourne and both had rooms at the hotel”

    Ladies the point here is that only you can take care of your marriage. Do not blindly think your husband will not stray.

    Read my previous posts and heed. If the man you married was worth marrying, then understand other ladies see exactly what you saw.

    Some want it all, and some just want it right now.

  13. #213
    On December 3rd, 2009 at 7:09 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    I doubt this is the first time this “childhood” friend bought tickets or covered in some way for Tiger.

    Look I live in Las Vegas, but the small town down south, I come from is riddled just as bad as vegas with inifdelity.

    The contributing factors are not location

    They are man – woman – opportunity

    Some will say another factor is studipity. OK but what does that prove.

    The fact is many many people cheat. I have a cop friend, he nails some strange every week. He also sits two rows over from me in church. What are you gonna do. I pray for him. Thats it.

  14. #214
    On December 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 pm, floridaobserver said:

    On December 2nd, 2009 at 10:02 pm, rightisright said:
    but maybe that’s what the new prenuptial is all about, giving Elin a stronger feeling of his future fidelity and Tiger’s got a lot more to lose now.

    I doubt it will make him change. After all, what’s 20 or 30 million when you have a billion.

    While we were still married, my ex-husband was explaining away the “trangressions” of a friend of his whom I just found out was cheating on his wife. He said, “It has nothing to do with love. It’s just sex. He still loves his wife.”
    Then I found out my ex had his own “transgressions” which is why he is my “ex”.

  15. #215
    On December 6th, 2009 at 10:30 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Hopefully Elin learned something useful from all this – never use a niblick when you can use a brassie.

  16. #216
    On December 14th, 2009 at 1:06 pm, Jason L. said:

    I’ve heard of stupid, but I’ve never seen it ’til I saw Tiger Woods and the multiple mistresses. Here he has a wife who is HAWT, with two beautiful children, and what does he do? Sleeps around and cheats on said HAWT wife with twelve (or is ti 13? Or 14?) women who cannot hold a candle to his own wife.

    Message to Tiger Woods – If you’re going to cheat, at least make sure the woman is prettier than your own wife to begin with!!! Kinda’ reminds me of the woman that Shaniah Twain’s Husband chedated on her with: Mr. Twain’s mistress was hisdeous compared to shanaiah. Same can be said for all of Tiger’s mistresses in comparison to Elin Nordegren…..

  17. #217
    On March 25th, 2010 at 2:24 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

    Just another black man without any honor.

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