“My accomplishments are slight:” Happy National Post-Achievement Day!

In honor of President Barack Obama’s acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize, I think we should declare today Happy National Post-Achievement Day.
What award or honor don’t you deserve? Claim it.
What unearned prize for unmet aspirations would you like to give yourself? Declare it.
Obama’s full speech is here. All you need to know:
I receive this honor with deep gratitude and great humility. It is an award that speaks to our highest aspirations – that for all the cruelty and hardship of our world, we are not mere prisoners of fate. Our actions matter, and can bend history in the direction of justice.
And yet I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge the considerable controversy that your generous decision has generated. In part, this is because I am at the beginning, and not the end, of my labors on the world stage. Compared to some of the giants of history who have received this prize – Schweitzer and King; Marshall and Mandela – my accomplishments are slight.
The theme song for the day from the brilliant Steven Crowder, who deserves a Nobel Prize for Literature, a Grammy, and an MTV music video award:
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I’ve always wanted to be a great Actress, so on this post acheivement day I am deeply grateful to the academy and to God almighty for granting me this Oscar. I worked hard on this film, and I also would like to thank my fellow cast and crew. Thanks!
… Where was Kanye West to say , “I really don’t think you deserve this, but imma let you finish…. “
I deserve:
The World Series MVP award, Best Actor Oscar, and Mr. Olympia.
I think that’s a great idea for a YouTube video, in hindsight…
Will someone create “Kanye West Interrupts Barack Obama” ? LOL
Well in this case Beyonce is more deserving…
Pre-Achievement Unlocked!!
The King wasn’t Japanese or Saudi Arabian. Sorry King Your Just Not Diverse Enough To Bow To. “That’s Just Not The Kind Of Photo Op Our Nobel Prize Winner, Is Looking For” Obama: But Thanks For Playing.
I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to get a Grammy Award.. I think they should give it that now though, my mantle has a space on it..
My “slight” accomplishment was getting to work this a.m. without an accident – this white global warming was slicker than owl-stuff. I think I have suffered enough for my award…
This may have already been mentioned.
He did the same thing to the Sarkozy’s and when Gordon Brown came here.
I thought he was supposed to be mending our broken relations with other countries.
I am pretty confident that I’m going to do something really important in the future, so I deserve my “Future Accomplishment Award”. Thank you.
Beyonce is well bing bing!
Didn’t have the stomach to watch his speech this a.m. Does anyone know – did he give a “shout-out” to anyone?
Sorry, b-cat, for the duplication. I saw it on Drudge also.
You see, if he accepted all those invites it would cut into his daily ritual of keepin’ those pecs glistening.
I’m REALLY tempted to say something overtly racist but I will restrain myself.
That picture is classic. If I didn’t know better, I’d say his mom took it.
“Barry, hold up your awards. A little higher. Now smile! (click) We’ll send copies to all the relatives!”
Obama needs to receive a book on manners for Christmas. His ego even eclipses the Federal deficit.
….or Biden.
In honor of President Barack Obama’s acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize, I think we should declare today Happy National NO-Achievement Day.
Manners have been redefined by this White House. They plan on reshaping America on all levels. The old manners are too “white”.
I put on my shoes today, does that qualify?
Only if you got them on the right feet this time.
“My accomplishments are slight of hand”
Just like my Birth Certificate
“I wish my father Frank Marshall Davis could have been here to see you Europeans bowing before me”
“Long Live Stalin and Marx
Death to the Infidel”
That about covers it
It’s nice how mediocrity and “showing up” is “awarded.” Then again, this moron doesn’t realize he’s just another precious Chia pet of the moment to Europeans. The joke’s on him.
Europeans can say how “understanding” and “reasonable” they are but when their failed, socialist policies boomerang on them and then on us, it’s not a good recipe for surivival. It’s kind of amazing that Europeans can’t get over themselves long enough to realize that their racism and need for low wage labor and permissive immigration practices have allowed themselves to be overtaken and outproduced.
Minorities are nothing but precious pets to Europeans. Just more cover for bad policy and decision-making.
LOL. I think I might have to put those on my facebook page.
Here you go!
What can I do, I only have two left feet?
DWD: Two lefts don’t make a right!
If he had any amount of dignity and honor, Obama would have declined and suggested other names truly deserving of the award. Instead, we get a shallow opportunist. Dear World, I’m ashamed of my President and the actions he inflicts on humanity. may his regime be a short one.
On December 10th, 2009 at 3:49 pm, nail49 said:
Correct.
But three lefts do make a right…
I think Obama would feel out of place being the only black person in the whole country. Why do you think he is in such a hurry to get out of there? Is is biggoted against white blonds.
Hey, happy!
Still hunkered down in the storm cellar?
I beat the Medal of Honor video game, so they actually awarded me one. Heck yeah, I took it! They originally offered me a Purple Heart for sore thumbs I acquired from a particularly intense battle, but that wasn’t good enough.
I won the Powerball jackpot, too, even though I picked the wrong numbers. Heck yeah, I took it! Spent it all on my mom’s new offshore oil rig.
But they took my Nobel Prize for Science away when I opened a soda can, so I coughed on a chrysanthemum. In your face, oxygen suckers!
I agree, those fools got what they deserved. Don’t they know, Obama don’t bow to no white man!
The Norwegians cannot complain about his shoddy behavior toward their monarch. After all, were they not the ones that handed him that little unearned dust gathering trophy?
I won the “Presidential Achievement Award”!!!
Kind of oxymoronic, huh?.?!
P.S. The Crowder video was pretty good. I’ve shared it w/a number of folks since Michelle first exposed us to it several weeks ago.
Note to trolls: In the vid, he says “curb” AIDS in Africa, not “CURE”.
As are his efforts to uphold and defend our Constitution.
Wakeup call for the Norwegians!
Don’t you think they are feeling pretty stupid right now????
+10 Zorro!
Well of course, what are Norwegians good for after you get your Nobel Peas Prize?
Oh, dear folks,
the Norwegians are good for a whole lot of stuff.
They are very refined.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N56rTtXPhls&feature=related
All you here who complain about the trolls would do well to observe that origin.
Norwegians have accomplished nothing of significance since Leif Ericson in, what, 1,000 A.D.? Swedes, on the other hand have greatly improved life on the planet.
On December 10th, 2009 at 8:27 pm, swede said:
Come on now swede….don’t try and tell me that the Twice a Year Sales event at IKEA means nothing to you
Your post sounds like sour grapes.
KINGFISH!
YOU LIE!
You are so busted!
I just caught you here while you are at the same time emailing me at home.
Kingfish – Swedish models and Volvos. Nuf said.
SSSQQQUUUUUEEEEE!
My uber-hero Kingfish has FINALLY arrived!
Oh, and swede….you forgot ABBA, Swedish Erotica and Swedish Fish for the betterment of Mankind. ‘nuf said
THis it tooo goood!
Hey Pure…haven’t stepped outside for 3 days! No need to. Glenn Beck said to stock up in a fruit cellar like grandma had, and that is what we have done. We can survive with what we have for at least 3 months, long enough for spring to arrive.
pure – Sit down. Breathe slowly.
Kingfish – Are you…a Nordski? The things you present were perpetrated by the Norwegians to defame Sweden.
Hey Swede, them are fighing words! Care to step outside? Ever hear of lutefisk? Pickled herring? White sauce?
Hey, happy,
Are we like best DAR WASP girlfriends forever?
Glenn Beck made Baabaa Waawaa Top Ten list of Most Fascinating People, as did Sarah Palin. I give her credit for that.
I picked a bunch of apples that were supposed to keep for the winter in my fridge but they went soft so I cooked them.
Happy you could do well not to mention lutefisk (aqquired taste and all). Swede, I have to cross off the swedish erotica because the Norwegians gave use Vidkun Quisling after all. Low blow.
*gasp*
Happy – Ah, our resident Minnesotan. Olie and Svenland. Reluctantly, I must concede the pickled herring, but likely it wsa lifted from the sweedes.
*Aren’t Norwegians just descendants of the snow injuns, or is it the other way around?
Swede: How can you tell the difference between a Norwegian viking and a swedish one?
Cardamon.
You betcha!!
I also agree with Michelle Obama being the most fascinating person of the year. I am completely fascinated with how she is able to get her mouth closed with all those teeth!!
swede, if I were you, I’d be ………
“Whatever mistakes we have made, the plain fact is this: the United States of America has helped underwrite global security for more than six decades with the blood of our citizens and the strength of our arms. The service and sacrifice of our men and women in uniform has promoted peace and prosperity from Germany to Korea, and enabled democracy to take hold in places like the Balkans. We have borne this burden not because we seek to impose our will. We have done so out of enlightened self-interest – because we seek a better future for our children and grandchildren, and we believe that their lives will be better if other peoples’ children and grandchildren can live in freedom and prosperity.”
BRILLIANT!
That is what the USA is all about.
You’re right, Kingfish. Even I don’t like it!! But then, I am not 100% Norwegian. I am a true Mutt…part English, part Norwegian, part German, part Dutch, part Native American, etc.
Her teeth are the least of her worries.
Um…saying something and actually meaning it are two different things.
You’re right. She also has that butt…
But enough about her husband.
No kidding about that butt.
WHY does she wear those horizontal stripes???
On December 10th, 2009 at 9:37 pm, purealchemy said:
Just showing her street cred as an escaped prisoner from Arapaho County…
Their hats. Norskis had the helmets with the horns. Swedes had much more practical head gear.
Kingfish,
You just sent me flowers at work.
Swede: nice try but no
Fixed.
Because she has the same advisors as her husband. Bad advice all around.
I have to get off the computer now…my husband needs it to do some work. That spoilsport!!
Slimming effect.
Or leftover fabric from someone’s curtains.
I meant reverse slimming effect. Sorry.
Kid cracks me up. Good fun.
So much for Pathos
On December 11th, 2009 at 1:47 am, Kini said:
What, I thought this was Bathos! A dramatic attempt at pathos that becomes a comedy. Darn those Geeks, I mean, Greeks.
You see, it’s not Obama that was awarded the Peace Prize. It was awarded to Hope. Obama simply accepted the award because Hope has no hands of it’s own.
Yeah, I just threw-up a little writing that.
- The Cat
P.S. It’s like Time’s person of the Year. It’s You!
Any man with a shred of integrity or self respect would have rejected an award they know they did not earn.
Can I be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame?
BOB said:
What…for air guitar? Suuure!
Air guitar is OK..but, I’m 66 now and plan to begin singing and playing the guitar when I turn 70. I then plan on becoming a worldwide phenomenon bigger than Elvis and The Rolling Stones combined. Even bigger than William Hung!!
But, I’d like my Hall of Fame award now please. lol
Yes, Mr. Gibbs.
swede, care to try again? I know the correct answer, or at least the one KF was looking for.
Agreed.
What did you say and did you mean it?
Woe to both of you. I have done some homework and found out that Norway is at the pinnacle of wealth in the world.
They are blessed with natural resources to rival the Middle East. Also ranked as the best country to live in the world. Okay, by the UN, but still, it’s hard not to be impressed.
Exactly WHAT would that be?
-Wiki
– C.I.A.