Snort: Martha Antoinette Coakley calls in John French Kerry

So, who does a beleaguered Democrat Senatorial candidate turn to when her elitist, diffident, listless, aloof campaign is collapsing?
Why, she goes to one of the Senate’s most elitist, diffident, listless, aloof members to connect with the little people…by smearing them all as violent Barbarians.
Just when you think Martha Antoinette Coakley and her “helpers” can’t do any worse on the hustings, they do. Reporting for duty:
“I’m no stranger to hard fought campaigns, but what we’ve seen in the past few days is way over the line and reminiscent of the dangerous atmosphere of Sarah Palin’s 2008 campaign rallies. This is not how democracy works in Massachusetts,” Kerry said this afternoon in a statement.
“Scott Brown needs to speak up and get his out of state tea party supporters under control. In Massachusetts, we fight hard and win elections on the issues and on our differences, not with bullying and threats,” Kerry said.
Or else, what, Sen. Kerry?
We know who the real bullies and threat-mongers are:

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John Kerry was exposed as a coward and a self-promoting anti-American politician by the swift boat community. Why anyone would listen to this bum is beyond me.
I just love a real down-to-earth guy like John “F-ing” Kerry. I hope he unloads all that Kerry magic that defined his own failed presidential bid onto the Coakley campaign. It would be fitting…
Was he wearing all his medals?
And so what about the out of state Obama?
Weird how liberals think, sort of like they have only one brain cell, party issued.
Martha Antoinette Effing Coakley?
With a strong Thurston Howell III accent…Kerry to Theresa: “Lovey, the peasants are rising up in Boston, shall I call the butler and have him save the brie, 35 Chateaux Bourbonne, and my Brinelli racing bike and bring it to safety?”
If Coakley wants to drag out this effete buffoon, we should encourage her.
Shucks! I bet Kerry was wearing his medals and those from a couple of buddies too! He is a hero, you know…
Please. Your statement is a grave disservice to the dignity of bums. Pond scum perhaps…no scum deserves more respect as well. Dogie dung? Nope…
When is he up for re-election? I never understood why MA elected him in the first place. How could the state which had the original Tea Party, Paul Revere and “the shot heard round the world” elect Teddy, Kerry and Barney?
Kerry needs to be water-boarded.
Even though I was also disillusioned by Bush at the end of his second term, it’s terrifying to realize how close this Bozo (I know, that’s an affront to all clowns) came to being elected President. Thank you, State of Ohio, for saving us from that reality.
Would those out of towners be from Chicago by any chance?
If Kerry appears at the polls in his windsurfing outfit there will be danger.
You mean the ones he threw over the fence in protest?
OH WAIT.. I forgot. He actually threw someone elses and called them his.
He’s the kind of stand up guy “Marcia” needs right now.
When you’re bringing Kerry in, you know 2 things:
1. The Fat Lady is about to sing; and
2. Her tune is going to be, ♫”Turn out the lights, the party’s over…”♫
3. Barrack Hussein Obama
2. John F’ing Kerry
1. Kim Jong-il (Team America: World Police)
We will wait for our beloved dictator to make his stunning endorsement of Marcia Marcia Marcia. The Trifecta-Men super heroes are her only hope.
A few days before Christmas last year, a REAL American hero left us – Colonel Bob Howard.
http://brucesplace.net/Wordpress/?p=1728
Colonel Howard garnered EIGHT Purple Heart medals, although he was wounded 14 times in combat. One supposes he didn’t feel the need to pursue medals for “merely annoying” wounds – unlike Kerry – who lied and fabricated stories to get 3 PH’s to get the hell out of combat. And by the way – instead of taking the first flight out of Vietnam, Colonel Howard completed 4 full tours in RVN.
Buck up, Kerry – you’re a hero in your own mind.
John “Don’t you know who I am?!” Kerry D-France. This is the guy who Ted Kennedy himself once mocked that “JFK stands for Just For Kerry.”
This campaign has now sunk to being a bona fide farce. Why not bring in a roomful of Elvis impersonators?
“Why the long face John?” – Saracuda
Classic comeback.
you mean John ‘I cut my face shaving, IN VIETNAM, that makes me a war hero’ Kerry?
the self admitted WAR CRIMINAL?
Let’s see……
Political rallies and protests by the Left = GOOD
Political rallies and protests by the right = BAD
Ok, got it, John.
Kerry’s b!tching about media reports of bullying and burning lawn signs. Media reports? Like the ones reporting about all the murders and rapes at the Astrodome after Hurricane Katrina? Do your own homework, Kerry. What a putz.
I wake up every day thanking God that I never had to salute that bastard.
(I DID have to salute Jimmah Cahder once, and I still have the bad taste in my mouth.)
Your basic assumption is flawed.
Kerry must think this is how democracy works in Massachusetts, since he remained silent about it and didn’t condemn it as “dangerous”.
Kerry’s not in this picture, but it fits his attude perfectly.
On January 18th, 2010 at 7:30 pm, rike101 said:
On January 18th, 2010 at 6:15 pm,
Language alert…
John F’ing Kerry. Ick. Why can’t he just go away and never come back? Seriously…just move to France of something, you worthless piece of sh#t!
Sorry.
Yet, Kerry continues to get re-elected. Says something about the majority of people that are voting tomorrow.
Michelle’s wish for “The Reverse Midas Touch” has not only come true – it’s been further re-inforced by Kerry.
In case you didn’t know: John Kerry served in Vietnam.
My favorite “quote” about Kerry in the 2004 presidential election. Everyone was saying how GWB was going to open a can of whoopass on Kerry. Some jokester said that Kerry was going to open a carafe of whoopass.
I still chuckle about that. What a maroon.
No, DEMOCRATcy in Massachusetts includes buying votes with beer and cigarettes, getting the DEAD vote out,
teaching supporters that voting twice is twice as nice, and that all entitlement programs trickle down from the grandest entitlement of all: the Edward M. Kennedy Memorial Senate Seat (non-billionaires or non-clan persons need not apply).
and for that alone, you should get a medal!
Yea, John(I hate America)Kerry is reporting for duty to further the global Marxism, and secular humanism New World Order.
Also, a North American Union putz.
I wrote this in 2004 during Kerry’s presidential run. When I found out the number of his swift boat was “94″ I got down on my knees and prayed to God; I knew then He had a great sense of humor.
Sing this to the tune of “Car 54.” Come to think of it, John Kerry does look a bit like Fred Gwynne…
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Talks are slowing down in Paris,
Saigon’s broken out in fights.
Janey’s schmoozing up in Hanoi,
There’s concern for voters rights.
The Admiral’s jeep has lost a pedal,
Now he’s passing out some medals.
Boat Ninety-Four where are you?
John Kerry endorsed Marcia?!? This changes everything! I have to take down my lawn sign and scrape off my bumper sticker.
Enjoy the change, Senator.
Right! Dangerous to leftist, socialist ideals like yours, aye, Lurch?
check this one out absolutely great…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sgtkey0811/4286294326/sizes/l/
Better to be a teabagger than a teabaggee, Chuckee!!
Apparently Marcia Croakly has invited John F’n Kerry to fly to Paris to help negotiate the terms of her surrender.
(Rumor Control): Also there is no truth to the rumor that during Obama’s presidential campaign, when he mispoke about traveling across all 57 states, that earlier that day, John F’n Kerry had introduced Obama to his wife Teresa Heinz, thus, Obama had Heinz 57 (Varieties) on his brain!
Oh yea! Lurch to the rescue!
ROFLMAO!!!!
Not taking the 9 pt lead for granted … will be making calls from home tomorrow for Scott Brown!!
Marcia Antoinette Effing Croakley?
I relish every extra point Scott Brown gets, they just drive the wooden stake in deeper.
A little late for Kerry. By now, whoever is going to vote, has made up his/her mind by now. If there are a few undecided, at this late date, I sincerely doubt someone as stained as Kerry would help Marcia.
Riiiiggghhht, the “dangerous atmosphere” of the Palin rallies, where no one has EVER proven Palin supporters shouted the racist slurs. Just like the Coakley campaign can’t prove the rape slur was from a Brown supporter. Of course many people were shouting at the same time and the candiates did not acknowledge the slurs, but the Dems can’t help using the fake smokescreen. Pathetic.
All Coakley needs now is for Dukakis to pull up in a tank at one of her rallies…
John The-Kiss-Of-Death Kerry?
What…was McCain busy?
Pardon your French
*As I have said before, tomorrow Coakley will expect boots on the ground, but all she’ll get is “pants on the floor”!
I’m waiting for the Dems to dig up Teddy and station him outside a voting office.
Croakley really is desperate. I’m believe Scott Brown’s pickup could beat her at this point. Probably make better Senator too.
How ’bout a boot in the butt instead?
It will be very interesting to see Brown win (rino or not) and the dems knowing many seats are “up for grabs”. They can’t use logic to win votes, so expect the emotions to really get out of hand, as they begin to panic.
Is it just me or does Coakley and Kerry both have that Pelosi-prune look?
“I’m John Fing Kerry, reporting for failure!”
Ahem…the real fireworks will be on CNN and MSNBC. Count on it.
Popcorn at the ready, I desire to witness firsthand Chrissy Mathews turning a whiter shade of pale.
Kerry says Brown should “get his tea party protesters under control”? What’s the matter, have they been pushing around reporters? Oh, no, that was Coakley’s Chicago-style “advisers,” wasn’t it? Mr. “Shrapnel-in-the-Butt-Makes-Me-a-War-Hero” Kerry can barely find those scares with both hands.
What? John Kerry was in Vietnam? Who knew?
The crapweasel doesn’t even know how to salute.
Perhaps you meant to say “John Kerry served himself in Vietnam”?
“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well.” If you don’t, you may get lost in Vietnam and think you’re in Cambodia during Christmas on a super-secret CIA-evil-Republican mission.
Limp wrist I suppose.
What the eff is the deal with Kerry’s left eye? Did he suffer a stroke in the past or something?
It’s always creeped me out. If you view him from his left side, he always looks like he’s about to fall asleep.
To use The big “O’s” words, Lets not just HOPE for a change in November, help make it happen. Make people remember what the most “open, transparent, honest and ethical Congress” has done since the last election.
john “three purple hearts and no scars” kerry wasn’t in vietnam long enough to get jungle rot. three months, two scratches and a splinter later and he’s didi mao on the freedom bird. with heros like him, it’s no wonder we “lost vietnam”. (_*_).
John — From me to you — “Shut your Yellow Mustard smeared gob”
Lurch is back? I voted for him, before I voted against him!
Are enough people dumb enough to swallow that load of BS that Kerry was spewing?
What was wrong with Sarah Palin rallies?
Nothing!
My wife and I were late for the Lancaster, PA, rally, but we did arrive as she was leaving. We stayed and chatted with the attendees who were lingering. They enjoyed the rally, they stated that Sarah was accommodating, warm, outgoing, and carried her baby with her throughout “Clipper Stadium,” the sight of the “rally.”
Everyone we met was friendly, peaceful, and well behaved. Many, of not most of those we saw were families, parents and their children.
We attended with our four children.
If anything appears to be true with Kerry, Coakley, Obama, et al. is that they do intentionally lie, and fabricate, as a common tactic, in order to smear and defame, libel and slander those they disagree with or who dissent from their point of view or their dictates.
No, there is and was nothing wrong with Sarah Palin rallies, and Kerry is clearly perpetrating fraud and a lie.
Don’t you all see what’s going on here?
This is insurance for Obama.
If _IF_ Scott Brown wins, now it can be blamed on Kerry instead of Obama.
Kerry, Coakley, Obama, et al, reminds me of the way Pro-lifers are smeared by the media, politicians, abortion proponents, etc.
Although abortion proponents are violent and oppressors of women and children, involved with the slaughter of approximately 50 million innocent new human beings since Roe v Wade, as well as numerous murders, rapes, beatings, coerced abortions, and the death of thousands of women, and although abortion proponents actually attack, beat, run down with their cars, and murder pro-lifers, it is always the abortion side which is painted as the peaceful, loving, caring side who doesn’t hurt a flea, but who only cares about women and children, and pro-lifers are painted as fanatical, hate filled, violent thugs out for murder, when, in fact, they aren’t.
When a major late term abortionist was killed a few months ago, President Barrack Hussein Obama couldn’t get before a television camera fast enough to condemn that act and really became obsessed with it, with his Attorney General, Eric Holder, sending Federal agents to protect abortion clinics. You’d think that al Qaeda had attacked and the abortuaries were now in danger, except this was Obama and he would not worry about al Qaeda. He’d worry about US servicemen, Veterans, pro-lifers, Christians, people who homeschool their children, people who read the Bible, people who attend taxpayer revolt rallies, such as the Tea Party demonstrations, etc. No. Obama wouldn’t take any concern over al Qaeda when he has bigger fish, such as pro-lifers, to fry.
Of course, in contrast to his self righteous indignation at the murder of the butcher who killed innocent babies as they were being born, Obama showed no concern for the murder of a pro-life demonstrator, a senior citizens.
No.
Kill babies, even as they are being born, you are a saint. Kill a person who kills babies as they are being born, you are an evil person. Kill a pro-lifer who stands up for babies against being butchered, nothing to see here. Move along!
I was struck by the reaction from Obama and Coakley’s devotees attending the rally in which a protester shouted during Obama’s pabulum spewing session.
The protester was speaking out against the slaughter of innocent children via induced abortion. They typical response from the insensitive, cruel, mean spirited, baby hating supporters of Coakley and Obama was to boo and shout at or shout down and hate the pro-lifer who was desperately trying to plead for the lives of the innocent.
I disagree with Bill O’Reilly who claimed that the protester damaged his on case in that situation. In point of fact pro-lifers are ignored and/or demonized by the press. They do good works, remain peaceful, but are painted as violent thugs who hate women and babies and who go around planning and carrying out murders en masse, something they do not do.
Furthermore, when there are rallies, like those that take place in January every year, the press ignore them and send the crews to interview the induced abortion protesters who counter protest, often in small numbers of perhaps five to twelve or so abortion supporters.
They press also ignores the violence perpetrated by homosexuals and their advocates who harass people and violently attack them, often resulting in the victims being arrested for “disbursing the peace,” a clear indication that political correctness has run amuck in the USA where the peaceful are attacked and arrested for being attacked, but the violent thugs get a pass.
Kerry is a disgrace. He emanates such ugliness that it is repulsive!
Yep!!!! That will win over those independents and moderate dems; just minimize their heart felt concerns in the most condescending way possible, and insult them some more!!!! What a dumb tool.
Before I go, to all those who read this forum, how can a person become as despicable, emanate such ugliness, elitism, snobbishness, be so repulsive, dishonest, cruel, condescending, and malicious as John F Kerry (And Barrack Hussein Obama, and Coakley, and Franken, and Pelosi, and Reid, etc.) and be raised up as great people, praised as saints and great statesmen and stateswomen, and so forth?
It does not compute, unless it is due to a great deal of ugliness inside enough people that are attracted by such mean, nasty, cruel, malevolent, dishonest individuals that they can’t help themselves.
I certainly agree with your assessment of liberals, but from their point of view, that is how conservatives are. Thus the wheel goes round and round, as the Country becomes ever more divided.
One could also say that, from the point of view of the Devil, that is how Jews and Christians are.
Morality is not relative.
Not all cultures, not all worldviews, are equally good.
The socialists initiated this division many decades ago, and accelerated it in the 60s and 70s.
Exactly. Rush made this point, too. Hussein must have some information that he can make a difference or he wouldn’t have gone.
But, should Marcia lose Duh One’s not going to be blamed.
Glenn Beck’s show yesterday was about this. His show on Friday is a documentary that will give more of the history of the Progressives and how they’ve accelerated the socialist movement.
Should have posted the disclaimer also:
The sentence “One could also say…” was intended as an illustration of the foolishness and emptiness of the moral relativistic worldview, and nothing more.
Does the anger remind him of the *sniff* seventies , when things turned violent?
One of our sons (both of whom are well read) remarked several years ago that yesterday’s democrats are today’s conservatives, and that today’s “
democrats“(socialists) are simply communists.John Kerry needs to put his mouth to better use such as sucking on some ketchup bottles.
Dude still doesn’t know how to salute properly.
A good analogy.
I agree that liberalism is not on equal moral ground as conservatism. In fact liberalism is not on any moral ground whatsoever. I was just making an observation.
Understood!
Hey, it worked for Murtha.
Redneck
John Kerry is up for re election in 2014 maybe it’s time for Massachusetts to get entirely NEW representation?
The site of the original Boston Tea Party, and their now Senior Senator calls Americans who attend Tea Parties “Teabaggers” What is that old chestnut about you can tell some one who has come from good breeding – someone who was raised right. Really, and do the same well bred folks, refer to American Citizens who are protesting elitist as Teabaggers? They say good breeding will tell, and it looks like in the case of John Kerry – “You can put lipstick on a pig, It’s still a pig.”
Knowing Lurch, he probably said, “Reporting for doody!”
Sorry, had a Carl Spackler moment.