Clown who called me “big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick” says Scott Brown hates women

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 19, 2010 03:20 PM

You already know that the “M” in “MSNBC” stands for misogyny.

Well, the “SNBC” stands for Simpering Neanderthals Bashing Conservatives.

Here’s Keith Olbermann coughing up his bile against Massachusetts Republican Scott Brown:

In short, in Scott Brown we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman and against politicians with whom he disagrees. In any other time in our history, this man would have been laughed off the stage as unqualified and a disaster in the making by the most conservative of conservatives. Instead, the commonwealth of Massachusetts is close to sending this bad joke to the Senate of the United States.

Someone needs to get Olbermann a new binkie before he throws another tantrum and tips his high chair over.

***

Heh: Scott Brown’s wife could kick your a**.

***

Joe Scarborough apparently called out Olbermann, via Ed Morrissey.

But Scarborough has his own history of dissing conservative women. Remember?

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  1. #1
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:22 pm, stillontheroad said:

    How PMSNBC can keep this thumb sucking anal compulsive blowhard employed is beyond my understanding.

  2. #2
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:26 pm, vinny said:

    “In any other time in our history, this man would have been laughed off the stage as unqualified and a disaster in the making ” -Oberman.

    Have a good look in the mirror, Keith.

  3. #3
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:26 pm, jamesgreenidge said:

    What is “semi-nude” for a man? Half a bikini brief??

    James Greenidge
    Queens NY

  4. #4
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:28 pm, kudafa said:

    No doubt Olberdolt’s comments has riled up his base of 7-8 viewers.

  5. #5
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:29 pm, One_American said:

    Olbermann’s insanity knows no bounds.

    On another note – CBS is asking readers to grade Obama’s first year performance…

    …shall we?

    CBS Poll

  6. #6
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:29 pm, revolution said:

    It’s called Lithium.

  7. #7
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:31 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    UeberDork is beyond worthless. Who watches his moronic show? Seriously?

    http://tvbythenumbers.com/2009/10/28/countdown-w-keith-olbermann-october-ratings-down-63-vs-2008/31870

  8. #8
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:31 pm, rjbjrirish said:

    Not only could Gail kick Keith’s a$$, she could do it without breaking a sweat!!!

  9. #9
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:34 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Keith Offalman is just pissed because he never got asked to do a Cosmo centerfold!

  10. #10
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:34 pm, revolution said:

    “…against politicians with whom he disagrees.” (!?!)

    The bipolar sportscaster is paying his bills by spewing bile on people with whom he disagrees.

    I’m not sure which part of his chemically imbalanced mind he is finding these “thoughts”, but I think his psychiatrist should up his meds.

  11. #11
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:35 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    I took the poll. I gave him a D on Iraq because he hasn’t screwed up that victory yet.

    The results as of 15:30 EST. Remember, the Obamster gave himself a B+…

    The Economy
    A: 9.42%
    B: 16.53%
    C: 11.42%
    D: 19.84%
    F: 42.79%
    Foreign Policy
    A: 20.24%
    B: 14.10%
    C: 11.98%
    D: 21.65%
    F: 32.02%
    Health Care
    A: 11.19%
    B: 12.70%
    C: 10.08%
    D: 10.38%
    F: 55.65%
    Afghanistan
    A: 10.91%
    B: 23.83%
    C: 25.85%
    D: 19.39%
    F: 20.02%
    Iraq
    A: 15.91%
    B: 19.46%
    C: 26.67%
    D: 18.28%
    F: 19.68%
    Threat of Terrorism
    A: 15.98%
    B: 13.97%
    C: 12.70%
    D: 21.16%
    F: 36.19%
    Energy and the Environment
    A: 13.91%
    B: 13.91%
    C: 18.37%
    D: 21.34%
    F: 32.48%
    Social Issues
    A: 15.47%
    B: 13.64%
    C: 18.05%
    D: 18.26%
    F: 34.59%
    Bipartisanship
    A: 14.61%
    B: 9.88%
    C: 9.13%
    D: 7.73%
    F: 58.65%
    Obama’s Overall Job as President
    A: 13.62%
    B: 14.79%
    C: 10.21%
    D: 26.28%
    F: 35.11%
    NOTE: This is not a scientific poll. The results above are for information purposes only, and should not be confused with the results of the scientific polls conducted by CBS News.

  12. #12
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:35 pm, stillontheroad said:

    Olbermann should quit dating Mary Palmer and go into rehab. He can be a poster child for Self Abuse causes insanity.

  13. #13
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:42 pm, kudafa said:

    One_American, thanks for the CBS link. Just put in my 2 cents & was going to report back on the not-so-astonishing results, but War Eagle beat me to it. Wonder if CBS will annouce the results on the nightly news?

  14. #14
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:45 pm, bigboy said:

    I can’t help but believe that Olberman’s not becoming a serious liability at NBC sports…I won’t watch a pregame show if he’s there, and I’ll bet a lot people won’t. Can’t say I won’t watch a game on NBC…but I will say that I don’t get a good feeling about their advertisers. I’m amazed that this hasn’t come home to roost at NBC.

  15. #15
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:46 pm, NestingHawk said:

    Nude modeling is THE career choice for reactionary, homophobic men.

  16. #16
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:47 pm, vinny said:

    too bad there was no incomplete grade option. That is the grade obama deserves.

  17. #17
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:48 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Oops, I see Rumor Control got yanked. I’ll try to do better.

  18. #18
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:48 pm, NJ-Aviator said:

    teabagging supporter of violence against woman

    This guy is full of rage. It wouldn’t surprise me if it turned out that he solicits and beats prostitutes. He seems to fit the profile.

  19. #19
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:51 pm, ThatSamIAm said:

    You have to remember Keith Olber-not-much-of-a-man came from ESPN where women are just objects to sexually harass. Look up the number of guys they’ve had to fire because of how they treat women.

    He’s just like every other anti-American Socialist Democrat. The issues they support are the issues they violate the most. Bill Clinton was all about doing more for women but when the cameras weren’t rolling it was all about doing more women and then calling them liars.

  20. #20
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:51 pm, J S Ragman said:

    In any other time in our history, this man would have been laughed off the stage as unqualified and a disaster in the making . . . . Instead, the state of Minnesota has sent this bad joke to the Senate of the United States.

    Fixed it for you, D-bag.

  21. #21
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:53 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Clown who called me “big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick” says Scott Brown hates women

    Yeah, he hates women so much he married a hot, capable woman.

  22. #22
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:56 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Scott Brown married Michelle Malkin?

  23. #23
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:57 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I’m amazed that this hasn’t come home to roost at NBC.

    NBC dumped Leno out of 11:35 when he was number one in the slot, then screwed up both Leno and Conan and has pi$$ed off both of them and will probably have to pay them to leave while letting CBS own the slot. Stupider people never ran a network.

  24. #24
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:58 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Leftists can’t manage anything! Why should NBC be any different.

  25. #25
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:58 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Yeah, he hates women so much he married a hot, capable woman.

    #24On January 19th, 2010 at 3:56 pm, WarEagle82 said:
    Scott Brown married Michelle Malkin?

    Uh, there are millions of hot capable women out there…

  26. #26
    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:59 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Well, true, you didn’t say the “hottest and most capable” so that does include more than our host…

  27. #27
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:02 pm, Lindsay said:

    Other than the obvious need for Scott Brown to stop ObamaCare, bring the dastardly Democraps to their feet, and swing the pendulum towards conservative reform; I want Scott Brown to win to watch Keith Olbermann implode or cry while he is wetting his pants.

  28. #28
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:05 pm, BuckeyeSam said:

    After seeing Brown’s Cosmo spread, Olberman is p***ed because he found out Brown is married and doesn’t hit for Olberman’s team.

  29. #29
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:06 pm, tre said:

    ex-nude model

    What does Olber(girly)mann have to say about Al Franken posing wearing a diaper and bunny ears?

  30. #30
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:10 pm, Regulus said:

    Clown who called me “big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick” says Scott Brown hates women

    I have no use for the clown, except perhaps to indirectly remind me of how much I like being a carnivore.

  31. #31
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:11 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. That is not a picture I want to think about…

    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:06 pm, tre said:

    What does Olber(girly)mann have to say about Al Franken posing wearing a diaper and bunny ears?

  32. #32
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:14 pm, revolution said:

    When Al Franken puts on a diaper and bunny ears he’s doing it for the hard working people of Minnesota, dammit!

    Don’t you forget it!

  33. #33
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:16 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Well, thanks revolution. I just ruined a keyboard…

  34. #34
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:18 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    If only the Senate could lose their Franken privileges

  35. #35
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:18 pm, tbear44 said:

    Bad Joke? Can you say Al Franken?

  36. #36
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:18 pm, txvet2 said:

    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:56 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Scott Brown married Michelle Malkin?

    An insult to our delightful hostess that would in an earlier time get you called out of pistols at 20 paces.

  37. #37
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:20 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    I was jus’ axin’ a que’shon, bro!

  38. #38
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:22 pm, tbear44 said:

    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:14 pm, revolution said:

    I was so mad I didn’t see your post :oops:

  39. #39
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:30 pm, yohannbiimu said:

    Sometimes I wonder if the likes of Keith Olbermann aren’t closet Republicans who say the reprehensible things that they say in order to turn people off of the DNC. Apart from that, what about this guy has given him the position in life that he has? Do people actually like to listen to cretinous vitriol that this guy spews? I guess his scant ratings answers that question, so how does this guy continue being put on the air?

  40. #40
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:30 pm, FruNobulux said:

    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:29 pm, One_American said:

    Olbermann’s insanity knows no bounds.

    On another note – CBS is asking readers to grade Obama’s first year performance…

    …shall we?

    CBS Poll

    Barry’s taking a kicking on that.

  41. #41
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:32 pm, Major O said:

    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:18 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:
    If only the Senate could lose their Franken privileges

    *rimshot*

  42. #42
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:34 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:

    Keith Olberman; the Jerry Springer of network ‘news’

  43. #43
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:38 pm, cicerokid said:

    On January 19th, 2010 at 3:34 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:
    Keith Offalman is just pissed because he never got asked to do a Cosmo centerfold!

    How ’bout a Gitmo Centerfold!

  44. #44
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:38 pm, prendad said:

    In short, in Scott Brown we have an irresponsible, homophobic…etc.etc.

    From the lips of a star-crossed lover, Keith UberObamamann stands by his man.

  45. #45
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:39 pm, cicerokid said:

    Us: Teabaggers.

    Them: Teabaggees.

    Don’t talk, Keith, with your mouth full.

  46. #46
    On January 19th, 2010 at 4:48 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    It is odd how leftists complain about Rush being so mean and yet seem to be able to endure UeberDork without a problem…

  47. #47
    On January 19th, 2010 at 5:06 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    In any other time in our history, this man would have been laughed off the stage as unqualified

    They tried to say Palin was unqualified, but she had years of significant Executive branch experience while Obama had none.

    Now they try to say Brown is unqualified, but he had years of significant Legislative branch experience while Coakley has none.

    So in both cases, the “unqualified” candidate was the Democrat[ic Socialist].

    Olbermann is a Marxist, and modern-day Pravda is more honest and objective than he is.

  48. #48
    On January 19th, 2010 at 5:06 pm, nail49 said:

    WarEagle82
    I gave him an F on Afghanistan because he was late turning in his homework and cost more American lives in the process, plus he set a ‘surrender’ date for our troops (“OK, Mission Complete, everyone go home”).

    I gave him a D on Iraq because he hasn’t screwed that up, yet.

    If I had ever brought home a report card such as his, I would have been reclassified from a 1-D to a 1-A and soon been walking point in the jungles of Vietnam!

  49. #49
    On January 19th, 2010 at 5:09 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Let’s be thankful that most people who get a degree from an argricultural school realize that their career path will involve using fertilizer – not imitating it.

  50. #50
    On January 19th, 2010 at 5:10 pm, MrOlympia said:

    WarEagle82 said: It is odd how leftists complain about Rush being so mean and yet seem to be able to endure UeberDork without a problem…

    I have NEVER seen one, not ONE, Democrat, pundit, liberal news person, ever, ever denounce the OLBERDORK.

    Whenever I happen to hit MSNBC while using my remote and see him on I break out in full out laughter at that idiocy he spews. Absolutely boggles my mind how he is on TV let alone has his own show.

  51. #51
    On January 19th, 2010 at 5:17 pm, Uplander said:

    Apologies to Justin Hayward:
    ‘Clown Shoes On A Tuesday Afternoon’.

    Your Spirit Glows and you look pretty good too.

  52. #52
    On January 19th, 2010 at 5:20 pm, BrianNY said:

    Olbermann is such an awesome liberal spokesman. I laugh every time I see I see his disturbed eyeballs bulging out of those ladies frames that he wears.

    So…if I make fun of Olbermann’s glasses, does that mean that I hate women too?

  53. #53
    On January 19th, 2010 at 5:24 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:

    The Economy
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 8.06%
    B: 12.97%
    C: 9.61%
    D: 17.96%
    F: 51.41%

    Foreign Policy
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 17.08%
    B: 10.69%
    C: 10.75%
    D: 21.73%
    F: 39.75%

    Health Care
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 9.86%
    B: 9.99%
    C: 7.11%
    D: 9.79%
    F: 63.25%

    Afghanistan
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 9.61%
    B: 20.86%
    C: 26.02%
    D: 21.28%
    F: 22.23%

    Iraq
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 12.72%
    B: 17.14%
    C: 27.70%
    D: 19.34%
    F: 23.10%

    Threat of Terrorism
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 12.63%
    B: 11.82%
    C: 10.74%
    D: 19.87%
    F: 44.95%

    Energy and the Environment
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 11.17%
    B: 11.95%
    C: 15.81%
    D: 18.76%
    F: 42.30%

    Social Issues
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 12.88%
    B: 11.89%
    C: 16.22%
    D: 17.81%
    F: 41.20%

    Bipartisanship
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 11.26%
    B: 8.72%
    C: 7.73%
    D: 7.30%
    F: 65.00%

    Obama’s Overall Job as President
    ——————————————————————————–
    A: 11.46%
    B: 11.71%
    C: 7.79%
    D: 25.13%
    F: 43.90%

  54. #54
    On January 19th, 2010 at 6:13 pm, Uplander said:

    OK ITTRP:
    Vas Ist?

  55. #55
    On January 19th, 2010 at 6:13 pm, spaceycakes said:

    What does Olber(girly)mann have to say about Al Franken posing wearing a diaper and bunny ears?

    um…’Yummy!’?

  56. #56
    On January 19th, 2010 at 6:31 pm, blogagog said:

    I’m just going to come out and say it, manners be damned.

    I’m not a fan of Keith Olberman.

    Phew, it feels good to let that out.

  57. #57
    On January 19th, 2010 at 7:05 pm, MtsEdge said:

    OneAmerican, WarEagle, and RedPill,

    I, too, took the poll. Gave him a D in Iraq and Afghanistan, though it was a tough call. His GPA for me was still an F average, even with the D-minuses in Iraq and Afghanistan. What a hoot that a majority of CBS pollees agreed!!

    The man truly lacks self-awareness.

  58. #58
    On January 19th, 2010 at 7:08 pm, sbw999 said:

    Hilarious. I guess Al Franken was an eminently qualified statesman??? Olbermann continues to cement his legacy as one of the most looney toons unqualified hacks to ever appear on a television set. He should increase those meds.

  59. #59
    On January 19th, 2010 at 7:13 pm, zyzzyg said:

    Heh: Scott Brown’s wife could kick your a**.

    I suppose this is an exagerration for effect, maybe even tongue in cheek. Running, swimming, push-ups, pull-ups, and sit-ups does not make one capable of kicking anything.

    Though I would say, mess with her children and she would more than likely rip your head off and drop kick it through the goal posts at Foxboro’s Gillette Stadium.

  60. #60
    On January 19th, 2010 at 7:23 pm, Marc said:

    I don’t think that Mr. Olbermann wants to talk about the reasons for his departure from ESPN. While he was at ESPN, Olbermann was nothing but a reader of ball game scores. Be that as it may, it was not by accident that Mr. Olbermann left ESPN for a lesser job. Olbermann has not been too eager to discuss the reasons for his departure from ESPN and for good reason.
    Only at MSNBC would a guy whose background was 15 years of saying “Tigers 7, White Sox 3″ become a host of a news discussion program.

  61. #61
    On January 19th, 2010 at 8:12 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On January 19th, 2010 at 7:13 pm, zyzzyg said:
    Heh: Scott Brown’s wife could kick your a**.

    I suppose this is an exagerration for effect, maybe even tongue in cheek. Running, swimming, push-ups, pull-ups, and sit-ups does not make one capable of kicking anything.

    No exagerration necessary. Nobody jumps into Seal or Special Forces challenges without already having some bodily confidence. I’d bet my paycheck that she’d drop Olbermann like a used rubber.

  62. #62
    On January 19th, 2010 at 8:50 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Check the CBS Poll numbers again. Obama isn’t doing any better in that poll than Coakley is in the polls in Massachusetts…

  63. #63
    On January 19th, 2010 at 9:03 pm, Wayfaring Stranger said:

    On January 19th, 2010 at 8:12 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    …I’d bet my paycheck that she’d drop Olbermann like a used rubber.

    Heh. All I know is that tonight Gail gets to come out of the closet* and stand by her man. ;-)

    *per the agreement with the TV station she works for she couldn’t appear with Scott at any campaign events, nor in any campaign ads – tonight that agreement becomes moot.

  64. #64
    On January 19th, 2010 at 11:08 pm, curiozities said:

    To call Olbermann a clown is an insult to those who don white face paint, big shoes and red noses in good faith, to amuse children.

  65. #65
    On January 20th, 2010 at 12:48 am, rocketman said:

    ***
    Get Keith Olbermann to the eye doctor–STAT! Obviously he never saw a photo of Michelle Malkin, or watched her on T.V.
    ***
    Or maybe he doesn’t like slim good looking women. Maybe Rachel Maddox is more his style.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  66. #66
    On January 20th, 2010 at 7:25 pm, zyzzyg said:

    On January 19th, 2010 at 8:12 pm, Rogue Cheddar said: #64

    No exagerration necessary. Nobody jumps into Seal or Special Forces challenges without already having some bodily confidence. I’d bet my paycheck that she’d drop Olbermann like a used rubber.

    ‘Bodily confidence’?

    LOL. You just want to argue, don’t you.

    Can we just agree that any mother is capable of dropping anyone when her children are threatened as I suggested?

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