The Left’s Palinization of the Brown family

What is it with the Left’s obsession over conservative women and swimsuits?
The trash bloggers of the far Left are eagerly digging up “dirt” on the wife and daughters of the GOP Sen.-elect from Massachusetts.
Call it the Palinization of the Browns.
The Huffington Post just sent out a blast e-mail advertising a music video that Brown’s wife, Gail Huff, appeared in from 1984.
Yeah, 1984.
And they’re trafficking a perfectly innocuous photo of Brown and his daughters in swim wear on a family vacation.
Again, I repeat: Big freaking deal.
The nutroots-ers don’t need to photoshop Brown’s wife and daughters’ heads onto swimsuits like they’ve done with other prominent Republican women. (See here for my experience with the unhinged bikini photoshoppers.)
They all looked naturally fabulous in their bikinis.
You go, girls.
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If only they could get a picture of Scott Brown in the nude! That will show those Republicans.
Oh, wait.
Well, actually one of the daughters put it up on facebook.
But whatever. I think the whole “Scott Brown naked in Cosmo” is one thing. Not bad, but certainly at least gossipy newsworthy.
But that awful awful 80s video and the picture with his daughters is not.
The only thing offensive in that video is the music. Eeeegads!
But of course, if anyone tried to denigrate Obama’s daughters, all hell would break loose
Where are the feminists? Never mind.
What does that even mean? Is it a riddle?
They’re all beta males?
The Left has this caricature of conservatives as a bunch of uber-prudes who would recoil at the sight of a woman in a bikini or be horrified at the sight of a guy posing for Cosmo. Or they want to paint all Republicans as “hypocrites” for not living like the Taliban, because they assume that’s what Republicans support.
(hoping to rile up the wackos):
I supported and donated to Scott Brown purely because of his Cosmo photos! Thanks, Scott!
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Scott Brown seems to have a nice looking family. One daughter in med school, and one doing a good job singing the STAR SPANGLED BANNER in Boston. And doing a fair job on American Idol.
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I don’t think either of these girls needs any help in finding a good novio. And as far as the “democRAT” / liberal / socialist / statist / marxist / communist AMERICAN PRAVDA press and media-they should all be sent to the beach with Helen Thomas in a bikini! Or maybe with Rosa Krebs from the old James Bond movie–they do like commie and liberal girls–Ne Ce Pas?
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John Bibb
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Father who loved me/ teased me…check
Wore bikini high school/college…check
Not Helen Thompson ugly…check
Voted GOP (except once for Jhimmay-sorry to the universe)..check
Married crazy college dude my Daddy referred to as “Meat Head” due to Polish Yankee name and Grizzy Adams beard (GOP)…check
Did things not proud of in college..check
History of both families voting GOP for four generations…check
Raised two conservative sons…check
Husband takes care of own lawn (like Scott Brown)…check
Trucks in family…check
That said, who is perfect?
Scott Brown, kick butt in DC!
Oh, and On January 21st, 2010 at 3:06 pm, swede said…Swede, what in hades is that photo of Helen Thomas? Octomom?
Mr. Brown should consider Voddie Baucham’s book “What He Must Be: …If He Wants to Marry My Daughter“.
I believe it’s a giant squid found in the Gulf of California, but I was struck by the remarkable resemblence to Ms Thomas – less the 20 foot tentacles, of course. Helen’s tentacles are only 8 feet.
I can think of worse reasons.
On the subject of beefcake photos and 1980′s era music videos, here’s a quote from a Boston Globe article from last November:
So what’s the problem? As I see it, they were simply working for a living, paying their own way as they earned their educations, and fighting greed and corruption.
That’s not a bad beginning – plus they were [and are] a fine looking couple.
OK, tell me which liberal woman would actually look GOOD in a swimsuit. Seriously.
Well…there IS Barack and his fab abs…oh wait….
Well isn’t just about sex?
Since Brown already won the election, who did this hit piece, Procratinators for Progressive Values?
They are a tad late….
This is all that the HuffPo nitwits have. I mean, do people even take them seriously? They’re just like Air America with a bigger bankroll.
It’s easier to photoshop and marginalize the opposition (Conservative) than engage them and take them seriously. That would be too hard and tough on their brain cells.
Sexual frustration. Once again, the left are the non-producers.
It IS innocuous, which leads me to believe the earthy, hippie-chick, pie-wagons at the HuffPo are just jealous of two good looking ladies.
Looks like the usual Democrat two step.
Step one – denounce the Republicans for being “the American Taliban”.
Step two – notice that Republicans sure don’t act like the Taliban, and exclaim “See, not only are they like the Taliban, but they’re hypocrites too!”
The Browns look like they are carved out of cream cheese, which really must cheese off the enemy. The only cheese the left has is in their thighs.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The only people that read the Huffinglue Post and the Krazy Kos are all fringe left wing wastes of air. They are about a billion light years from relevance…not even a speck on my radar.
ButtGas
Good idea, lefties! Tick him off! That’ll get him to vote for the progressive destruction of the finest health care system in the world.
Yes, the kind of riddle that you hear in a psych ward. There are no legit answers, only what you think is the answer.
http://tinyurl.com/ye9yskb
Nuff said, cursor down. Sheesh. It doesn’t have to be a swimsuit–Helen removes all doubt.
Jake
First off, Mrs. Brown is not a ‘conservative’ woman…she is a Republican woman
Those are tentacles? Didn’t we use to call them jowls? Or did you mean the other? But then swimsuit–Helen is in the Arab-American Hall of Shame in Dearborn. She is also among the Ten Most Eligible at E-HotArabChicks.com.
Between Botox Nancy and swimsuit–Helen I can see why the Left resents EVERYTHING.
One of the asylum characters from “12 Monkeys” wandered off the set.
OT but very interesting – and funny. Jon Stewart trashes Olberman re Brown, and at the end of the clip actually vindicates…Michelle!
Hope springs eternal.
Showing my age, but I have to admit that Jane Fonda doing the strip at the beginning of “Barbarella” was one of the sexiest things I ‘ve witnessed. Just saying, looks aren’t everything.
Mrs Polo said that making an issue out of that photo by spreading it around would quickly send the gay male vote straight into the Brown camp.
IMO, the more conservative women in bikinis the better. Just sayin’.
Huffington:
Last night on O’Reilly, the liberal Lanny Davis said that when you get personal, you’ve already lost the argument.
The Liberal jealousy is appalling.
But seriously the liberal model woman is Pelosi, an unattractive psychotic BI~~CH from H~LL on a massive power trip, replace her with any of the Brown ladies and C-Span’s ratings will go through the roof. Replace Pelosi with a honest person and most people would cheer.
I apologize to all the psychotic BI~~CHes from H~LL for demeaning and degrading you by including Pelosi in your group. It is hard with my limited vocabulary to find a good description for what Pelosi is…
That’s why the Left does this sort of thing to females on the Right – their biggest names aren’t swimsuit worthy!
Oh for crying out loud, who wasn’t in a music video in the 80s? Heck, even my Sunday School teacher was in one… anyone remember Voices Carry by ‘Til Tuesday? That’s my Sunday School teacher (and the mother of the bassist) turing around at 3:23.
Big whoop.
I forgive you. Now go, and sin no more.
I have that video on my iPod! I’ll have to look for your SS teacher in the video.
Just goes to disprove that Christians can’t have fun – plus she was being a good mom, supporting her bassist son.
dear HuffPo
go here:
http://www.astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2008/10/naughty-obama-mamma.html
Um, probably because they are sick people in need of serious psychological help.
Wow coldfront. Chance of HuffPo Obamabots admitting to their hyprocrisy? Absolute zero.
This is acalled BEING DESPERATE. The left cannot handle it that they lost their solid blue senate seat after more than 50 years of Democrat and liberal control. Since they cannot beat Brown at the polls, they have to try another way….and this is it. Pathetic, yes, but then, it is the Huffington Post, so should we be surprised?
So what are we supposed to counter attack this with?
Bikini pictures of Barbara Michulski?
mmmphhh.
The Huff-Po don’t have any business with what the Mister and Missus did back in the day; however when they reported THIS, it begged the question “what the hell was this guy thinking, and why is he being treated like the guy who saved America?
He’s a RINO folks, and he’s a scumbag for talking like he was PIMPING HIS DAUGHTERS.
Dude, you are a twit. I don’t care how conservative or moderate Scott Brown is. I just know he’s not a libtard/commie/pinko/democrap. I do know that he now has the SEAT. I do know he’ll vote against Odumbo’s commie agenda. I do know that his vacation pics are NONE of my business and I could care less what he says about his kids. Get a clue….
Keep them to yourself.