The soap opera of John Edwards; Update: Silky Pony rehabs image in Haiti
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He already admitted he had lied repeatedly about his affair with Rielle Hunter. Then in August 2008, after admitting he had become “increasingly egocentric and narcissistic,” he told the press he “will have nothing more to say.”
Then came “Game Change” revelations published in the New York this month by journalists who belong to the MSM clique that scoffed at the tabloid story for so long:
“As for Elizabeth Edwards, she is reportedly now urging John to accede to Hunter’s demands and take responsibility for his paternity of Frances Quinn—a dramatic and no doubt painful turnabout from her position eighteen months ago. Confronted then with the Enquirer photo of her husband cuddling Hunter’s baby, she insisted to Palmieri that she still believed he was not the father. ‘I have to believe it,’ Elizabeth said. ‘Because if I don’t, it means I’m married to a monster.’”
The “monster’s” admission comes this morning to NBC News:
“I am Quinn’s father. I will do everything in my power to provide her with the love and support she deserves. I have been able to spend time with her during the past year and trust that future efforts to show her the love and affection she deserves can be done privately and in peace.
It was wrong for me ever to deny she was my daughter and hopefully one day, when she understands, she will forgive me. I have been providing financial support for Quinn and have reached an agreement with her mother to continue providing support in the future.
To all those I have disappointed and hurt these words will never be enough, but I am truly sorry.”
As usual, the confession is as calculated as an algebra exam. Edwards is preempting the publicity wave that will hit next month when a tell-all book by Andrew Young, a longtime aide to Mr. Edwards, is released. Young participated in a distraction ruse claiming he was the father of Hunter’s baby.
Like sands in the hourglass, these are the prolonged days of Edwards’ lies.
Yawn.
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Flashback: A photoshop reminder of the double-standards between the Palin-bashing gossip mags last fall and the AWOL coverage of Edwards. The US Weekly cover you didn’t see:

Credit: Reader Dave L.
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Update:
Oh, crikey. Ambulance chaser/skirt chaser Edwards flew to Haiti and is there to rehabilitate his image by exploiting the humanitarian crisis.
So. Typical. Once a crapweasel, always a crapweasel.
Of course, Edwards isn’t the only cretinous political opportunist with a love child now gallivanting around in Haiti. Jesse Jackson’s there, too.
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We have Hall of Fame’s for various things.
We have In Memory Of walls, where we venerate people who have sacrificed for a church, a cause, or even their country.
Can we have a Hall of We Told You So?
Because John Edwards is only 1 in 50,000 liberal turds that we have consistently warned people about…
He’s a liberal/progressive Democrat..what did you expect?
Edwards must be having a difficult time being out of the limelight. The time to own up to being the child’s father has long past. Does anybody really care now?
Who cares . . . enough of this bum and the stench he emits.
Industrial strength sleaze.With a little luck and no Enquirer he could be making decisions that affect all of our lives.
No. Can we talk about something else now? Surely there are more important issues at hand, like how Scott Brown’s win is having a ripple effect in just about every race coming up this November. Democrats everywhere, even in local elections, are twisting themselves in knots over the MA nuclear explosion, and conservative candidates are shouting words of taking back America to her conservative roots, the rule of law, and the Constitution.
There was a time, not so very long ago, when a man did things that were so completely awful, so monstrous and hideous that they permanently dishonored not only himself but those around him, that there was a societal expectation made of such a person.
The expectation that he would have at least enough decency left to take a loaded revolver down to a deserted beach at low tide and “do the honorable thing”.
Nowadays, such losers just ‘lawyer up’, go on Oprah and cry a little or pretend to forget about it and hope it will go away.
Or, if they have enough money, they buy everyone off and try to minimize the damage.
With all of Edwards’ money, there is one thing that he cannot buy, and that’s the respect of others. Everyone on Earth knows his face and knows that he is total trash, and that is something that he will take to his grave. That is his legacy.
The “egocentric and narcissistic” says it nicely although I am more inclined to the blue collar: rat, hound dog and whore.
My only sympathies are for the child born into this vulgarity. The Edwards and the whore are not the best role models for her. Were these vulgarians Hollywood or athletic stars the child would be no less cursed but there would be the wink and nod. May God’s Grace be with Frances Quinn.
When will Obama nominate Edwards for Family Values czar?
Ummm, shouldn’t the name in the first sentence be Rielle Hunter?
This story is a waste of time. Edwards is as relevant as Larry the Cable Guy.
Not the first time; go back to Grover Cleveland who had a baby out of wedlock, which prompted this ditty. ‘Ma, Ma, Where is Pa? Gone to the White House, Ha, ha, ha!”
Another rich narcissistic democrat who is a chronic liar
In other words a typical democrat
+1
Amen.
Someone PLEEEZE tell me it ain’t so this bag of excrement, (and the most qualified person John F’n Kerry could think of asking to be his 2004 running mate BTW), … is considering re-entry into the political arena?
Next? Edwards’ “sobbing for forgiveness on Oprah tour”.
My problem with the photoshopped pic is that it is a picture of Sarah Palin’s little Trig. I don’t think that photo is a good idea for this deserved bashing of “There Are Two Americas” John Edwards.
Yeah but it feels so good to gloat about being CORRECT.
Dear Mark Sanford and John Edwards,
Shut up. Go away.
Thank You
America
People like Edwards live in a world of situational ethics and moral relativism. I’d be willing to bet that to this very day John Edwards still doesn’t understand why everyone is “picking on poor, pitiful me”.
Given a “reasonable” period of rehabilitation and contrition their are more than a few leftists. progressives, liberals, or whatever you want to call them, who will flock to a future Edwards campaign foe elective office. There are even current districts and municipalities that would elect tomorrow if he ran for office in those locations
What about the double standards of conservatives who for so long whined that the mainstream media wasn’t following the Enquirer’s coverage of Edwards, then pretended that the Enquirer never reported that Sarah Palin had an affair with her husband’s business partner.
Edwards had his reasons/excuses/delusions, as to why he got into the affair in the first place. I won’t judge those.
I do, however, find it “instructive” that Edwards’ “admission” makes no mention of the fact that it was wrong for him to have been involved in the affair in the first place–only that it was wrong to have denied his paternity of the child.
Sad, very very sad…
He admitted to, and apologized for, the affair in 2008.
If Edwards truly “gets this” then better late than never.
The adults can fend for themselves, but the kids, who are blameless, need care and protection.
Which only proves conservatives have a subset of idiots in their ranks as does your side of the spectrum Red State.
I would hope the majority of those on the Left and Right would view anything from the tabloids with more than a little skepticism.
Quick poll. What’s the worst thing about Silk?
* Phony “two Americas” campaign while living in conspicuous opulence
* Campaigning at all when he had to know this would blow up
* Simultaneously sought to strike secret deals with Obama and Hillary to be VP when he had to know this would blow up
* Did all parenting of his newborn daughter in hotel rooms
* His hair
Huh? It was the Enquirer that exposed Edwards in the first place. I guess you believe Michelle Malkin belongs to that “subset of idiots” because she takes the MSM to task because they “scoffed at the tabloid story for so long.”
Edwards is the daddy? Shocking.
What’s next, the sky is blue?!
Chap & the rest of the liberals have no integrity?
That Obama hates America? No way. Just because he hangs out with people who preach “GD America” right after 9/11, has a wife that has never been proud of America and thinks it is a downright mean place, etc., surely none of this reflects on Obama…
Seriously, this isn’t even news.
Actually, the worst thing is that he was too self absorbed and stupid to recognize, leave alone acknowlege any of the above.
I don’t entirely disagree, but they’ve broken more news stories in the past 30 years than the ‘real’ media. Combine tabloids with the bloggers, and it is easy to see that the MSM hasn’t contributed much to journalism since the S&L Scandal in the ’80′s.
Oh wait – that emerged from a tabloid. I guess we have to go back to Watergate.
This poor baby girl. She has no idea that the majority of people surrounding her can’t be trusted. If this Hunter woman had any heart she’d move to another country and try by all means possible to bring up her daughter in a loving wholesome environment. Future for the baby isn’t bright right now. Perfect little baby – foolish foolish adults.
Many years ago I knew someone who, at the time, was being heavily featured in the tabloids. About half the stories were true; the rest were fabricated.
Well, what conservative hypocrisy. You jump all over John Edwards for this, but you give Mark Sanford a free…
Oh. Wait. Never mind.
rss; the difference between the enquirer story about edwards and the sarah story is as follows. now read carefully. 1 when the enquirer printed the story of edwards and bimbette, NO ONE took it seriously. 2 the only time anyone took it seriously was when edwards was caught and photographed in bimbettes hotel room with child. 3 the enquirer has has claimed that sarah had an affair. I WOULD LIKE SOME PROOF. SINCE PUBLIC FIGURES CAN’T SUE FOR LIBEL EFFECTIVELY, THE ENQUIRER IS FREE TO SLING ANY CRAP IT WANTS, AND HOPE SOME STICKS.
Yeah, and Larry Craig got a pass as well…right?
Oops.
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St. Paul called it correctly when he said, “All fall short of the mark.” But how a person reacts to their errors says a lot about their basic character. Good Christian values require repentance, taking the right actions to correct the mistakes, and not repeating the behavior.
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I see big differences in how President John Kennedy and Senator Teddy Kennedy reacted when things got really bad. John saved his shipmates–Teddy “bugged out” and killed his chances to be president.
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John Edwards is in the EPIC FAIL category–too dumb to realize that he couldn’t hide the facts, and to see that nobody would ever believe him again.
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And anyone who continues to vote for a candidate who acted like Teddy is truly stupid. We should vote for those with the minimum of basic character faults. Once honor and trust are lost they can never be regained.
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John Bibb
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Heh. I’d say by that quote, you’ve been all around the world and at least two county fairs!
Why are we still talking about the Breck Girl?
Elizabeth needs to take this ‘monster’ to the cleaners. Hit him where it hurts: his wallet. Divorce, division of assets, alimony as long as she lives, and an iron-clad Will to make sure he doesn’t get any of it back.
The nonperformance of my local fishwrap (The News and Observer) on this story raises a serious issue of media conflict of interest: Local reporters, who have unique access to emerging presidential candidates, have their own fortunes closely tied to those of the candidates. Reporting that diminishes the candidates’ prospects is strongly against the interest of the reporters.
When candidates without big national reputations surge in the primaries, the world turns to the local reporters who have covered them. Those reporters have many connections to the campaign and may not be as critical as they should be. If a guy on your beat gets elected president, you become a fixture on political chat shows and are sought after by all of Washington. Your reputation is made; likely, you write a biography of your man; you might even become his press secretary. You career is ~made~.
Obviously the N&O had this kind of access and history with John Edwards. So how could the N&O have been among the last to know that the guy was a scumbag? You just have to suspect that the newspaper and the reporters involved were looking to feather their own nests. Why mess it all up by bringing down the goose that lays the golden eggs?
The alternative explanation of why it takes a supermarket tabloid without local connections and with no real strength in political reporting to uncover this kind of story is that the local boys were completely incompetent.
I just don’t believe that were incompetent. I have to believe that they were in the tank for Team Edwards. Great reporting, guys!
At least we have answered the question that has been burning in everyone’s mind: Is there anyone on earth more contemptible than Tila Tequila?
Glad to have that one answered…
The real tragedy is the child. The humiliation, embarrassment that will follow her as she grows older will be a burden no one should have to bear.
Well good for them…… However, what is the overall accuracy rate?
I cannot speak for Michelle, but I believe her point is when you see something like that in a tabloid like the Enquirer, while you should not blindly report it, but if it seems to have some merit you should investigate it.
If you want to investigate a Palin affair, fine, knock yourself out. However, do not ignore the Edwards allegation and pursue the Palin report.
RSS, when you are dealing with the office of The President, the man with his finger on the red button, it is totally irresponsible to not look fully into his past. You should not accept ANY STONEWALLING of information about his past unless the inforamtion is classified.
Birth certificates and academic records are hardly classified and for the MSM to give ANYONE a pass is inexcusible.
I want to know if Palin had an affair. I also want to know that Barack Obama has a valid birth certificate, he did attend Columbia University and that every aspect of his life is confirmed LONG BEFORE election day 2008.
The MSM can have their preferences, but they also have an obligation to be professional journalists and not be enablers of any coverups.
Julie Andrews and Carol Burnett
Dexter: methinks that Mrs Edwards has gotten everthing she wanted all along. LOL–you think she didn’t know? She’s married to him. She knows he’s a low-life. She likes the 20,000 sq.ft. house.
Dang it, Michelle — you should warn the reader to swallow his beverage before reading that.
I don’t like that Soap! Michelle should’ve referenced “All My Children”.
Plus she gets to make him wear the dog
collar and bark at the moon inside that mansion. When does that stop getting fun?
Wouldn’t it have been more appropriate to go on Letterman and confess?
Please stop making fun of edwards. I hope he makes a political comeback. In fact, I hope he runs for office forever.
(snicker)
VP candidate Palin was skewered by mainstream media for allegedly not being the mother of her child…during the campaign.
I recall SNL doing a skit alleging Mr. Palin incestuously fathered his daughter’s child…during the campaign.
That same mainstream media devoted not a single word to the Edwards allegations…during the campaign.
We now know; thos Edwards allegations were all true. The Palin allegations were hateful and false.
That Karma thing is a b…h, ey John?
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Errah Silky Pony’s probably been down there a long time and just recently climbed out from under his rock. I’m sure if and when he ever shows back up at home Elizabeth will use every oz of her remaining strength to kick his asz. I hope he has an extra pair of running shoes, with all the docs in Haiti there must be a zillion ambulances to chase.
I love this kind of humor. It has a multiplying effect, sort of killing two birds with one stone. Good job Jangar!
From Mark Steyn:
His action is to pols what going to rehab is to celebrities.
A request
Michelle can you post another lead story please. Let’s flush this human waste into the septic tank of life and move on.
Poor Mrs. Edwards. No proof, of course, but for a 50 year old woman to become pregnant and bear a child, she may have been treated with hormones that triggered or exacerbated her cancer.
And her husband is a pig.
Hypocrite and untrustworthy at home, hypocrite and untrustworthy in public.
I’m equal opportunity. I don’t want Vitter or any other cheater to resign, but they shouldn’t stand for election again.
Especially if caught. I can forgive a oublic figure, someone who strays, confesses, and takes responsibility.
But Bill Clinton type denial until DNA testing on a stained dress, well, how can one accept an apology as sincere.
Ditto Edwards.
Oh, crikey. Ambulance chaser/skirt chaser Edwards flew to Haiti and is there to rehabilitate his image by exploiting the humanitarian crisis.
I wonder if he is going to sue Dr. Sanjay Gupta & CNN for medical malpractice?
MM,
Did you see this backdoor crap?
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/americas/haiti/story/1436831.html
I have been warning people fast eddy’s orphan stunt was setting the stage for this very thing.
any bets every single city that says they are willing to take in adults is run by a whiney lib?
poor mrs edwards Ed?
you mean the woman who knew her husband was a cheater and tired to distract people with her cancer for political gains?
there is a very warm place for people like her and the swimmer ted is there already.
yes, mr edwards is opening a bastard children consulting service in lovely downtown haiti. you must pick your markets for consulting gigs, and the choice between haiti and detroit was close, but weather made the difference.
Not gonna happen.
Almost as likely as stopping the tides, or things falling up.
Yeah, Edwards did a bad thing. But if he repents and confesses (between self and God) because of the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, he will be forgiven.
thank you, bansharia.
She knew he was a little snake–I just happen to think she trained him up in the way he should go…
What would be perfect is Jackson and Edwards getting attacked by machete-wielding gangs, then skinned, chopped up, and sold as souvenirs to help raise money for destitute Haitians.
After all, these two idiots wanted to “help”, right? Go for it.
Our hostess wrote:
IMHO no politician, celebrity, or other cretinous opportunist should be allowed to fly into Haiti unless stuffed between tightly packed pallets of food, water, and medical supplies – and they have to help offload it all, without any cameras present.
I wonder if any doctors are having second thoughts about going to Haiti now, given that the nation’s most prominent, fetus-channeling malpractice attorney is on the scene.
So what is Edwards going to do in Haiti? Give a couple of speeches, pass out a dozen MREs and some water bottles, then head back home? He missed his calling; should have been a Hollywood actor.
What relief effort will Silk Pony Edwards offer? Perhaps refuge for Haitian refugees in his $6 million dollar and 28,000 square foot home?
Oh, yeah, John, they will know you and take comfort from your presence…
Lindsay have you seen the pics of that house
oprahs site has about 12 pics
28,000+ square feet and very little class
It actually looks cheap
It makes no difference what Pony and the HO do with their lives, the child will forever be branded as not being worthy of declaration of paternity. Did he claim her at birth with his last name and declare she was his child? No.
Please do the child a favor and place her with parents that will love and cherish her. Pony and the HO have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt they only care about themselves. The child is only something to be used as collateral between the plaintiff and defendent in a future lawsuit for some very big dollars.
Do you not have anything else to occupy your time with than to troll around on conservative blog sites and attempt intelligent thought?
Maybe he did…for Haiti.
How many of those whiny libs will turn around and demand copious federal assistance to help them deal with their new guests?
Libs love being compassionate with others money as long as they are the ones controlling it.
Edwards fathered a baby by a mistress and that makes him a monster in Liz Edwards’ eyes? That’s a bit over the top. They should go on the Maury Show.