Fill in the blank: Obama proposing spending freeze is like…

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 26, 2010 09:21 AM

The ballyhooed budget spending freeze that will be a feature of the State of the Union address tomorrow doesn’t cover behemoth entitlement programs.

It doesn’t cover a second stimulus.

It is limited to an electorally-timed three-year period.

The White House is already promising that favored left-wing programs in education and the environment would get a pass. The “estimated $250 billion in savings over 10 years would be less than 3 percent of the roughly $9 trillion in additional deficits the government is expected to accumulate over that time.”

And President Obama was against such a spending freeze before he was for it:

Says Michael Steel, spokesman for House Minority Leader John A. Boehner (R., Ohio): “Given Washington Democrats’ unprecedented spending binge, this is like announcing you’re going on a diet after winning a pie-eating contest.”

Give me your best analogy.

Fill in the blank: Spender-in-chief Obama proposing a spending freeze is like…

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My favorite so far comes from Helen MacDermott via Twitter: “Obama proposing spending freeze is like Heidi Montag telling Joan Rivers to lay off cosmetic surgery.”

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Related news from the CBO this morning:

The latest congressional budget estimates due Tuesday predict a $1.35 trillion deficit for this year, a top Capitol Hill aide says.

The Congressional Budget Office figures confirm the massive problem facing President Barack Obama and his Democratic allies just days before his Feb. 1 budget submission. The White House says Obama will propose a three-year freeze on domestic agency budgets, though the savings would barely make a dent.

The deficit would slide to $480 billion by 2015, CBO says, but only if tax cuts on income, investments and large estates are allowed to expire at the end of this year. Most budget experts see deficits as far higher once tax cuts and other policies are factored in.

The 2010 deficit figure is in line with previous estimates and would be a slight decline from last year’s $1.4 trillion shortfall. But plans afoot on Capitol Hill for a new jobs bill and a coming Obama request for war funds would add to the total.

The figures arrived just hours before the Senate is likely to reject a White House-backed plan to establish a bipartisan task force to recommend steps to curb the deficit.

The figures bring continued bad news on the deficit, keeping the pressure on Obama and congressional Democrats to demonstrate they’re serious about taking on the flood of red ink.

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Direct from the CBO Director’s blog:

CBO projects, that if current laws and policies remained unchanged, the federal budget would show a deficit of $1.3 trillion for fiscal year 2010. At 9.2 percent of gross domestic product (GDP), that deficit would be slightly smaller than the shortfall of 9.9 percent of GDP ($1.4 trillion) posted in 2009. Last year’s deficit was the largest as a share of GDP since the end of World War II, and the deficit expected for 2010 would be the second largest. Moreover, if legislation is enacted in the next several months that either boosts spending or reduces revenues, the 2010 deficit could equal or exceed last year’s shortfall…

…Under current law, the federal fiscal outlook beyond this year is daunting: Projected deficits average about $600 billion per year over the 2011–2020 period. As a share of GDP, deficits drop markedly in the next few years but remain high—at 6.5 percent of GDP in 2011 and 4.1 percent in 2012, the first full fiscal year after certain tax provisions originally enacted in 2001, 2003, and 2009 are scheduled to expire. Thereafter, deficits are projected to range between 2.6 percent and 3.2 percent of GDP through 2020.

Those accumulating deficits will push federal debt held by the public to significantly higher levels. At the end of 2009, debt held by the public was $5.8 trillion, or 53 percent of GDP; by the end of 2020, debt is projected to climb to $15 trillion, or 67 percent of GDP. With such a large increase in debt, plus an expected increase in interest rates as the economic recovery strengthens, interest payments on the debt are poised to skyrocket. CBO projects that the government’s annual spending on net interest will more than triple between 2010 and 2020 in nominal terms (from $207 billion to $723 billion) and will more than double as a share of GDP (from 1.4 percent to 3.2 percent).

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  1. #101
    On January 26th, 2010 at 10:53 am, TexasPride said:

    …is like Brendan Fraser talking about how important it is to select quality movie roles.

    …is like McCain declaring how conservative he is (in every other sentence).

    …is like Bloomberg rallying support for the 2nd Amendment.

    …is like Sean Penn saying anything logical.

  2. #102
    On January 26th, 2010 at 10:54 am, Gorebot said:

    … Earth overheating due to human activity; or,

    … OJ Simpson giving a seminar on the dangers of knives; or,

    … Bwarney Fwank declaring responsibility for the financial meltdown.

  3. #103
    On January 26th, 2010 at 10:57 am, faraway said:

    … Obama telling us he’s a populist

  4. #104
    On January 26th, 2010 at 10:57 am, cubbiegal said:

    …Riki Tiki Tavi coming out in support of cobras.
    (obscure Kipling reference)

  5. #105
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:00 am, FruNobulux said:

    …being lectured by any elected official on the merits of telling the truth.

  6. #106
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:00 am, granite said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 10:57 am, cubbiegal said:

    …Riki Tiki Tavi coming out in support of cobras.
    (obscure Kipling reference)

    Got it!

    (Mother and cousin each taught English for 30 years…back when public schools still taught.)

  7. #107
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:01 am, Milwaukee Mike said:

    …Rosie O. appearing on “The Swan”

  8. #108
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:01 am, battleaxe said:

    Obama thinks he’s more clever than he really is. He wants to be seen as doing the right thing without having to actually do the right thing.

  9. #109
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:02 am, stillontheroad said:

    —- Like putting an Oyster in a Slot Machine!

  10. #110
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:03 am, Insomniac said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 10:57 am, cubbiegal said:
    …Riki Tiki Tavi coming out in support of cobras.
    (obscure Kipling reference)

    Very good indeed. Is the plural mongooses or mongeese?

    And speaking of Kipling…it’s like paying the Dane-geld and thinking you’ll be rid of the Dane.

  11. #111
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:05 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Bill Ayers turning himself in to the police and confessing to domestic bombing.

  12. #112
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:06 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Daley letting the people vote and the chips fall where they may.

  13. #113
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:07 am, faraway said:

    … Ellie Light appearing in public

  14. #114
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:07 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Ron Popeil saying wait there’s more…..

  15. #115
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:08 am, Insomniac said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:07 am, jsmiddleton4 said:
    Its like Ron Popeil saying wait there’s more…..

    Isn’t that what you’d normally expect Ron Popeil to day?

  16. #116
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:09 am, Insomniac said:

    Say not day.

  17. #117
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:10 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Yes. And its what I normally expect Obama to say. OF COURSE Obama is going to say such things.

  18. #118
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:11 am, faraway said:

    … AllahPundit stumping for Palin

  19. #119
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:14 am, Dave Turson said:

    …revealing 2020 New Year’s resolutions at a boisterous 2010 New Year’s party.
    …a gluttonous family member trying to hide the Turkey stuffing before the relatives arrive.

  20. #120
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:15 am, Regulus said:

    Fill in the blank: Spender-in-chief Obama proposing a spending freeze is like…

    …having a sociopathic, narcissistic, congenital liar tell you that he’s not lying to you again, and arrogantly expecting you to be stupid enough to believe a word he says.

    Oh, wait, that’s not “like” anything, that’s what is. Sorry.

  21. #121
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:17 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like my mother-in-law saying it will only be a few days and she won’t be in anyone’s way.

  22. #122
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:18 am, Insomniac said:

    …like prescribing Maalox for stomach cancer.

  23. #123
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:19 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Glen Beck saying today we’re going to lighten up and have a happy show.

  24. #124
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:19 am, Pasadena Phil said:

    ….like listening to the “green shoots” crowd celebrating each tidbit of “less bad” economic news.

    ….like falling off of a cliff and learning that thanks to the laws of gravity, our fall is no longer accelerating.

  25. #125
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:19 am, J.J. Sefton said:

    …is like Yasser Arafat winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Oops. Wait a minute….

  26. #126
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:20 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    “winning the Nobel Peace Prize.”

    LOL

  27. #127
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:20 am, Insomniac said:

    …like closing the barn door after the horse is gone.

  28. #128
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:21 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like George Hamilton being the spokesman for sun screen.

  29. #129
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:21 am, spaceycakes said:

    …like a clown being funny

  30. #130
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:22 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Courtney Love starting a Mother’s Day card line.

  31. #131
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:24 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Jon Gosselin writing a book on how to be a better husband and father with the introduction by Michael Lohan.

  32. #132
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:25 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Dan Rather teaching journalism.

  33. #133
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:26 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Andy Rooney singing “Don’t worry, be happy.”

  34. #134
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:27 am, Illbay said:

    …is like Jabba the Hutt announcing an aggressive campaign against the Seven Deadly Sins – but exempting Gluttony and Avarice.

  35. #135
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:29 am, Misscheryl said:

    Who’s he kidding..he proposes a spending freeze because their isn’t any more money. Never let a crises go to waste.

  36. #136
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:29 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Dang it. Now I have Andy Rooney’s voice in my head singing “Don’t worry, be happy.”

    What have I wrought on myself?

  37. #137
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:34 am, stillontheroad said:

    … is like eating a soup sandwich

  38. #138
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:36 am, ThatSamIAm said:

    … is like MSNBC promoting the virtues of Christian Conservatives.

    … is like Arlene Specter teaching men how to treat women like ladies.

    … is like NBC offering other networks advice on late night programming.

    … is like Eric Holder being mistaken for a real AG that cares about enforcing our laws. It’s never going to happen.

  39. #139
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:40 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 10:13 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Obama saying “Our Father, Who art in Heaven. Hallowed be thy name…”

    On January 26th, 2010 at 10:20 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Obama renouncing Communism.

    We think alike.
    On July 8, 2008 I posted:

    Two Things Obama Won’t Do

  40. #140
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:44 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Ellie Light appearing on What’s my Line?.

  41. #141
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:46 am, Gorebot said:

    … MessNBC providing a balanced, factual report.

    … Keith Olbermann being in a good mood.

    … Jesse Jackass declaring defense spending is too low.

  42. #142
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:48 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:40 am, ITookTheRedPill said:
    We think alike.
    On July 8, 2008 I posted:

    Plagarism is the sincerest form of flattery, plus I have no money, so I’m forced to steal my original thoughts. :grin:

  43. #143
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:49 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Bill Clinton saying he did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky.

  44. #144
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:51 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    its like Microsoft saying this time the operating system really will be easier to use.

  45. #145
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:51 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Joy Behar having a brainstorm!

  46. #146
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:53 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Michelle O eating vegetables grown from her garden.

  47. #147
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:54 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Gawd, there’s been so many good ones, I hope I haven’t stepped on any. This is fun!

  48. #148
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:55 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:49 am, jsmiddleton4 said:
    Its like Bill Clinton saying he did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky.

    Or Bill Clinton saying ” Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke.”

  49. #149
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:55 am, greenfairie said:

    It’s like Ron Jeremy preaching abstinence.

  50. #150
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:56 am, stillontheroad said:

    Is like a one legged man in a A.. Kicking contest

  51. #151
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:58 am, frostrt said:

    Bill Clinton remembering the name of an intern after their first, er, meeting in the Oval Office . . . or at least not talking on the phone at the same time he’s being “de-briefed” . . .

  52. #152
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:58 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Ellen Degeneres coming out “hetero”!

  53. #153
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:59 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:21 am, spaceycakes said:
    …like a clown being funny

    Or Bill Maher.

  54. #154
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:03 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like saying the nudity in Showgirls was needed to further the story line.

  55. #155
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:05 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Spender-in-chief Obama proposing a spending freeze is like…

    …freezing my kids allowance after I have maxed out all my credit cards, home equity loans and cashed out my 401k.

  56. #156
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:05 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Well at least I got Andy Rooney’s voice out of my head…..

  57. #157
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:06 pm, collinb said:

    My turn on the phrase:
    I’ll believe it when the budget freezes over.

  58. #158
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:09 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Satan saying yes, but its a dry heat.

  59. #159
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:11 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like George Clooney saying “Who wants to listen to me about politics, I’m just an actor?”

  60. #160
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:12 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like NASCAR saying that its only because Danica Patrick is a good driver.

  61. #161
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:14 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Rodney Dangerfield saying maybe he didn’t deserve any respect.

  62. #162
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:14 pm, NBF said:

    …bailing a cup of water out of a sinking cruise ship and declaring yourself airborne.

  63. #163
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:15 pm, spaceycakes said:

    …is like me watching ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, or ‘Titanic’, or ‘Steel Magnolias’, or ‘The Notebook’, or…

  64. #164
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:17 pm, spaceycakes said:

    …like me wearing orange on St. Patrick’s Day…in Belfast…

  65. #165
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:17 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like airport security in Nigeria saying let’s check the no fly list first….

  66. #166
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:18 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Mary Matlin saying why in the hell did I marry James Carville.

  67. #167
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:19 pm, frostrt said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:15 pm, spaceycakes said:
    …is like me watching ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, or ‘Titanic’, or ‘Steel Magnolias’, or ‘The Notebook’, or…

    —————————————

    “Farenheit 911 or Sicko . . . “

  68. #168
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:19 pm, RogersUmp said:

    It’s like Brett Favre saying he’s not going to play footbal anymore!

  69. #169
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:19 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    “Favre saying he’s not going to play”

    LOL

  70. #170
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:20 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like James Carville and Andy Rooney singing a duet of “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.”

    Now you try and get that out of your head!

    Its been fun. Will catch up this afternoon.

  71. #171
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:21 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    …Bush saying he would secure the border.

  72. #172
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:29 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Like a poor person voting democrat so that government can raise taxes ON THE RICH and therefore make said wealthy individuals pay their FAIR SHARE.

  73. #173
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:31 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Like a welfare recipient declaring that we all need to do more to help the president.

  74. #174
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:33 pm, Milwaukee Mike said:

    …Michelle Malkin saying of Keith Olbermann: “I know, but he’s kind of cute!”

    Please don’t ban me for this!

  75. #175
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:35 pm, spaceycakes said:

    …like Jimmy Carter saying ‘my hero has always been Moshe Dayan’…

  76. #176
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:37 pm, Misscheryl said:

    It’s like the pediophile saying “it’s not my fault. I had a bad childhood.”

  77. #177
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:37 pm, TigerLady said:

    like hell freezing over?

  78. #178
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:37 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    …..McCain saying he supports enforcing the immigration laws.

    ….Romney saying………(fill in the blank) it’s likely to be opposite from what he’s said before.

  79. #179
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:38 pm, Lindsay said:

    …when donkeys fly.

  80. #180
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:42 pm, swede said:

    …like Chamberlain at the Munich Accord: “This means peace in our time”.

    ..like Emelia Ehrhart: “Trust me, I know what I’m doing”.

    …like Captain Smith on the bridge of the Titanic: “Full speed ahead”.

  81. #181
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:42 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Here’s a little song I wrote
    You might want to sing it note for note
    Don’t worry, be happy.
    In every life we have some trouble
    But when you worry you make it double
    Don’t worry, be happy.
    Don’t worry, be happy now.

    (Chorus)
    Don’t worry, be happy. Don’t worry, be happy.
    Don’t worry, be happy. Don’t worry, be happy.

    Ain’t got no place to lay your head
    Somebody came and took your bed
    Don’t worry, be happy.
    The landlord say your rent is late
    He may have to litigate
    Don’t worry, be happy.

    (Chorus)
    (Look at me — I’m happy. Don’t worry, be happy.
    Here I give you my phone number. When you worry, call me,
    I make you happy. Don’t worry, be happy.)

    Ain’t got no cash, ain’t got no style
    Ain’t got no gal to make you smile
    Don’t worry, be happy.
    ‘Cause when you worry your face will frown
    And that will bring everybody down
    Don’t worry, be happy.

    (Chorus)
    (Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t do it.
    Be happy. Put a smile on your face.
    Don’t bring everybody down.
    Don’t worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
    Don’t worry, be happy.
    I’m not worried, I’m happy…)

  82. #182
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:47 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:15 pm, spaceycakes said:
    …is like me watching ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, or ‘Titanic’, or ‘Steel Magnolias’, or ‘The Notebook’, or…

    ‘Fried Green Tomatos’, or ‘Pretty Woman’ or ‘Alien Resurrection’ Oops!

  83. #183
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:47 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    ….Hillary Clinton saying she trusts her husband.

  84. #184
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:51 pm, cabrerski said:

    …Michael Moore saying “no” to the last piece of pie.

    …Paris Hilton avoiding a camera.

    …Olbermann getting his panties out of the knot they’re in.

  85. #185
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:52 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like the ‘View’ to ‘Press The Meat’

  86. #186
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:53 pm, Misscheryl said:

    It’s like Rep. Henry Waxman responding about the $2,200-a-day bill for room and food in Cophenhagen, “I can’t believe that,” Rep. Waxman said. “I can’t believe it, but I don’t know.”

  87. #187
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:55 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Allen Iverson going to basketball practice.

  88. #188
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:57 pm, John Deaux said:

    …Charlie Crist running as a conservative.

  89. #189
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:58 pm, John Deaux said:

    …spacey shopping at Wal-mart.

  90. #190
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:58 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Harry Sinden keeping Bobby Orr a Boston Bruin forever! (don’t get me freakin started!) :mad:

  91. #191
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:59 pm, Send_Me said:

    … is like Marion Barry exhorting kids to “Just Say No”.
    … is like George Carlin telling other comedians to stop the f@#$&%^ swearing.
    … is like Tim Geithner ordering others to pay their taxes.
    … is like Obama encouraging the Toastmasters to improve their impromptu speaking skills.

  92. #192
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:59 pm, Laree said:

    Tom Friedman on Imus In The Morning, advises his Golfing Buddy – President Obama to ignore the Tea Party Movement and the Populism spreading across the country.

  93. #193
    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:59 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Larry Bird winning the All Star dunking contest.

  94. #194
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:00 pm, Misscheryl said:

    It’s like Michelle O saying “for the first time in my life, I’m proud of my country.”

  95. #195
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:01 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like Barbara Streisand saying that she sings people who need people, she means people just like us.

  96. #196
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:01 pm, PCWilliams said:

    … is like announcing another Michael Jackson comeback tour.

  97. #197
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:02 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    OT

    Very good indeed. Is the plural mongooses or mongeese?

    Mongoose. PS, I can send you some if you like.

  98. #198
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:02 pm, John Deaux said:

    A republican sitting in “Ted Kennedy’s seat”.

    Oh, wait. I thought I had the hang of this.

    How about:

    A Democrat presidential candidate fathering a child in wedlock?

  99. #199
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:02 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like the UN saying maybe this time Israel had the right to defend itself.

  100. #200
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:03 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    …is like Octomom stumping for Abortion Rights…

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