Fill in the blank: Obama proposing spending freeze is like…

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 26, 2010 09:21 AM

The ballyhooed budget spending freeze that will be a feature of the State of the Union address tomorrow doesn’t cover behemoth entitlement programs.

It doesn’t cover a second stimulus.

It is limited to an electorally-timed three-year period.

The White House is already promising that favored left-wing programs in education and the environment would get a pass. The “estimated $250 billion in savings over 10 years would be less than 3 percent of the roughly $9 trillion in additional deficits the government is expected to accumulate over that time.”

And President Obama was against such a spending freeze before he was for it:

Says Michael Steel, spokesman for House Minority Leader John A. Boehner (R., Ohio): “Given Washington Democrats’ unprecedented spending binge, this is like announcing you’re going on a diet after winning a pie-eating contest.”

Give me your best analogy.

Fill in the blank: Spender-in-chief Obama proposing a spending freeze is like…

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My favorite so far comes from Helen MacDermott via Twitter: “Obama proposing spending freeze is like Heidi Montag telling Joan Rivers to lay off cosmetic surgery.”

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Related news from the CBO this morning:

The latest congressional budget estimates due Tuesday predict a $1.35 trillion deficit for this year, a top Capitol Hill aide says.

The Congressional Budget Office figures confirm the massive problem facing President Barack Obama and his Democratic allies just days before his Feb. 1 budget submission. The White House says Obama will propose a three-year freeze on domestic agency budgets, though the savings would barely make a dent.

The deficit would slide to $480 billion by 2015, CBO says, but only if tax cuts on income, investments and large estates are allowed to expire at the end of this year. Most budget experts see deficits as far higher once tax cuts and other policies are factored in.

The 2010 deficit figure is in line with previous estimates and would be a slight decline from last year’s $1.4 trillion shortfall. But plans afoot on Capitol Hill for a new jobs bill and a coming Obama request for war funds would add to the total.

The figures arrived just hours before the Senate is likely to reject a White House-backed plan to establish a bipartisan task force to recommend steps to curb the deficit.

The figures bring continued bad news on the deficit, keeping the pressure on Obama and congressional Democrats to demonstrate they’re serious about taking on the flood of red ink.

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Direct from the CBO Director’s blog:

CBO projects, that if current laws and policies remained unchanged, the federal budget would show a deficit of $1.3 trillion for fiscal year 2010. At 9.2 percent of gross domestic product (GDP), that deficit would be slightly smaller than the shortfall of 9.9 percent of GDP ($1.4 trillion) posted in 2009. Last year’s deficit was the largest as a share of GDP since the end of World War II, and the deficit expected for 2010 would be the second largest. Moreover, if legislation is enacted in the next several months that either boosts spending or reduces revenues, the 2010 deficit could equal or exceed last year’s shortfall…

…Under current law, the federal fiscal outlook beyond this year is daunting: Projected deficits average about $600 billion per year over the 2011–2020 period. As a share of GDP, deficits drop markedly in the next few years but remain high—at 6.5 percent of GDP in 2011 and 4.1 percent in 2012, the first full fiscal year after certain tax provisions originally enacted in 2001, 2003, and 2009 are scheduled to expire. Thereafter, deficits are projected to range between 2.6 percent and 3.2 percent of GDP through 2020.

Those accumulating deficits will push federal debt held by the public to significantly higher levels. At the end of 2009, debt held by the public was $5.8 trillion, or 53 percent of GDP; by the end of 2020, debt is projected to climb to $15 trillion, or 67 percent of GDP. With such a large increase in debt, plus an expected increase in interest rates as the economic recovery strengthens, interest payments on the debt are poised to skyrocket. CBO projects that the government’s annual spending on net interest will more than triple between 2010 and 2020 in nominal terms (from $207 billion to $723 billion) and will more than double as a share of GDP (from 1.4 percent to 3.2 percent).

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  1. #201
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:03 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like John Edwards pushing for tort reform.

  2. #202
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:05 pm, granite said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 12:59 pm, Laree said:

    Tom Friedman on Imus In The Morning, advises his Golfing Buddy – President Obama to ignore the Tea Party Movement and the Populism spreading across the country.

    Good.

    As the saying goes, when your enemy is in the process of destroying himself, do not interfere.

  3. #203
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:07 pm, Misscheryl said:

    John Deaux said:

    that was funny

  4. #204
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:09 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Kramer knocking first.

  5. #205
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:11 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like NBC knowing how to schedule Late Night TV.

  6. #206
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:17 pm, frostrt said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:09 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:
    Is like Kramer knocking first.

    ————————————–

    Or Elaine winning a dance contest! :)

  7. #207
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:23 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Is like Andy Dick not being one.

  8. #208
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:26 pm, vsatt said:

    It’s like Bill Clinton becoming a born-again virgin.

    Or Ted Kennedy being a spokesperson for MADD

  9. #209
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:30 pm, spaceycakes said:

    …like Steven Seagal not being awesome

  10. #210
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:31 pm, frostrt said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:23 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:
    Is like Andy Dick not being one.

    —————————————

    Or not being obsessed with his own! Talk about a raging, can’t leave men OR women alone, would-be rapist NYMPHO!

    There’s my rant for today.

    Thank you very much.

  11. #211
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:31 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:30 pm, spaceycakes said:
    …like Steven Seagal not being awesome

    Uh Oh! Now you’ve done it! (reaches for ‘The Truth About Chuck Norris’ book)

  12. #212
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:32 pm, Laree said:

    Granite,

    I think Obama get’s it. The rest of them think they can salvage something What? The Spending Freeze is just more PRETENSE.

  13. #213
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:40 pm, Over30 said:

    is like the scorpion asking the frog for a ride across the river.

  14. #214
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:44 pm, vladtheimp said:

    Is like Chuck Schumer proposing to ban tv interviews of politicians.

  15. #215
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:45 pm, spaceycakes said:

    LOL John Deaux

  16. #216
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:48 pm, spudmomof6 said:

    …is like ordering a double bacon cheeseburger, large fries, and a large diet Coke because you are watching your weight.

  17. #217
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:48 pm, rambler said:

    Like Tiger Woods teaching an abstinence program.

  18. #218
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:50 pm, frostrt said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:48 pm, spudmomof6 said:
    …is like ordering a double bacon cheeseburger, large fries, and a large diet Coke because you are watching your weight.

    ————————————–

    Oh, come on – didn’t anyone ever tell you they cancel each other out! ;)

  19. #219
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:53 pm, Lindsay said:

    Barney Fwank speaking clearly (without impediment) about Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae’s damage to the economy. Hell would freeze over.

  20. #220
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:53 pm, spudmomof6 said:

    Sure, as long as you spend the rest of the day toting 50 lb. loads uphill! :)

  21. #221
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:57 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    CNN was on in the restaurant I was having lunch in.

    They’re pretending its real. All the worshipping MSM will carry it like he is serious abot deficits.

  22. #222
    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:59 pm, spaceycakes said:

    …like me leaving the house without eyeliner, lipstick & heels.

  23. #223
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:00 pm, cabrerski said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:59 pm, spaceycakes said:
    …like me leaving the house without eyeliner, lipstick & heels.

    Only a force greater than nature could stop that!

  24. #224
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:09 pm, frostrt said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:53 pm, spudmomof6 said:
    Sure, as long as you spend the rest of the day toting 50 lb. loads uphill!

    —————————————

    Our out in the field, pickin’ cotton. From what my Mom tells me (she grew up in the MO Bootheel, Bragadocia) that’s a good way to burn a few calories, too!

    No cheeseburgers or fries for them back then, though.

  25. #225
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:14 pm, emjem24 said:

    …like eating candy and McDonald’s to lose weight.

    …a nun supporting polygamy as a way to “find” God.

    spaceycakes said:
    …like me leaving the house without eyeliner, lipstick & heels.

    …like me leaving the house without my GPS, cell phone, or Serius (it happens when you have no sense of direction or want to be prepared for “anything”).

    This is fun. Michelle needs a top ten analogy countdown with prizes for the best 3!!! :grin:

  26. #226
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:26 pm, Misscheryl said:

    like, your dentist saying “this isn’t going to hurt a bit.”

  27. #227
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:27 pm, harbormaster said:

    Didn’t have time to read all 200+ responses, so forgive me if this has already been done.

    …It’s like having unprotected intercourse with a prostitute you know to be HIV positive, and then putting on a condom before you pull up your pants.

  28. #228
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:28 pm, Lindsay said:

    …Nancy Pelosi refusing Botox.

  29. #229
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:28 pm, Misscheryl said:

    harbormaster – I think it’s safe to say, you’re the only one that thought of that one…

  30. #230
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:32 pm, Truesoldier said:

    Fill in the blank: Spender-in-chief Obama proposing a spending freeze is like…Bubble Boy’s parents swearing off publicty.

  31. #231
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:35 pm, harbormaster said:

    Misscheryl said:
    harbormaster – I think it’s safe to say, you’re the only one that thought of that one…

    It may have been a little too graphic, but accurate in a metaphoric kind of way, dontcha think?

  32. #232
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:36 pm, tiefelj said:

    Andy Stren becomes a scout master and tells the SEIU ranks to support the Tea Party movement!

  33. #233
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:37 pm, Misscheryl said:

    It may have been a little too graphic, but accurate in a metaphoric kind of way, dontcha think?

    mmmkay

  34. #234
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:40 pm, ccmcgee said:

    “Obama proposing a spending freeze is like telling my dog not to bark at the postman!”

  35. #235
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:41 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    Well, it’s kinda like using a scalpel when you need a hatchet.

    Obama handling the economy is like Homer Simpson building a barbecue pit.

  36. #236
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:44 pm, Dennis D said:

    Its like Nancy Pelosi trying to outlaw botox injections.

  37. #237
    On January 26th, 2010 at 2:53 pm, stillontheroad said:

    CO2 Producer said:

    I am laughing my a– off — I trust Homer one hell of a lot more thaan the empty suit.

  38. #238
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:09 pm, Lindsay said:

    Spender-in-chief Obama proposing a spending freeze is like…

    Obama not using a teleprompter while giving a speech.

  39. #239
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:22 pm, HomeoftheBrave said:

    Spender-in-chief Obama proposing a spending freeze is like…

    re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic…..

  40. #240
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:26 pm, prendad said:

    Well, I guess if this administration can’t get anything done, it can pretend to get something done. Just what we need today, a pretend presidency.
    Obama proposing a spending freeze, it’s like Iran being the first country to arrive in Haiti with ships and planes full of relief supplies and agreeing to adopt all of the Haitian orphans.

  41. #241
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:30 pm, traveler49 said:

    …Is like Oliver Stone respecting America.

  42. #242
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:33 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 1:59 pm, spaceycakes said:
    …like me leaving the house without eyeliner, lipstick & heels.

    And the black leather Nazi hot pants!
    Don’t forget the black leather Nazi hot pants! (sweating profusely)

  43. #243
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:35 pm, traveler49 said:

    …is like trying to cut a silent fart on a hard church pew.

  44. #244
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:45 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    Its like saying union card checks are encouraging freedom of choice.

  45. #245
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:46 pm, sunshinerbray said:

    …is like Jack Bauer leading an anti-violence rally.

  46. #246
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:49 pm, rightwingrocker said:

    Says Michael Steele, spokesman for House Minority Leader John A. Boehner (R., Ohio): “Given Washington Democrats’ unprecedented spending binge, this is like announcing you’re going on a diet after winning a pie-eating contest.”

    Sort of …

    In order to be accurate, you would have had to already have received the next 450 years worth of pies.

    Can’t let them go to waste now, can we?

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com

  47. #247
    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:49 pm, Truesoldier said:

    …is like Michael Moore making a truthful documentary.

  48. #248
    On January 26th, 2010 at 4:04 pm, Kingfish said:

    … being told “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

    … Mayan Mathematics having an actual modern use.

    Nothing important happened today.
    King George III on July 4th, 1776

  49. #249
    On January 26th, 2010 at 4:21 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:35 pm, traveler49 said:
    …is like trying to cut a silent fart on a hard church pew.

    That should be on a T-shirt.

  50. #250
    On January 26th, 2010 at 4:40 pm, Lindsay said:

    Spender-in-chief Obama proposing a spending freeze is like… the little Dutch boy plugging the leaking dike with his finger (the story is actually called the “Hero of Haarlem”). I have to wonder which finger Obama is using…

    Or, it is like Chloe, on the show ’24,’ using Fortran to program whatever Jack needs when he tells her to “hurry up.”

  51. #251
    On January 26th, 2010 at 5:15 pm, rightwingmom said:

    …like using Avatar as a Military recruiting film.

  52. #252
    On January 26th, 2010 at 5:33 pm, spaceycakes said:

    I don’t know what’s funnier; traveler49′s submission or Rogue’s suggestion…

    thanks guys–now I’m crying w/laughter.

  53. #253
    On January 26th, 2010 at 5:33 pm, spaceycakes said:

    (I cry because it’s true)

  54. #254
    On January 26th, 2010 at 5:54 pm, traveler49 said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 5:33 pm, spaceycakes said:
    I don’t know what’s funnier; traveler49’s submission or Rogue’s suggestion…

    thanks guys–now I’m crying w/laughter.

    If obama’s involved, you just know it’ll be loud and messy.

  55. #255
    On January 26th, 2010 at 6:00 pm, MtsEdge said:

    …like Gore deciding to walk wherever he goes.

  56. #256
    On January 26th, 2010 at 6:15 pm, spaceycakes said:

    you just know it’ll be loud and messy.

    and since we don’t want the deaf to be left out, it’ll really stink!

  57. #257
    On January 26th, 2010 at 6:42 pm, bjc said:

    *…is like Michelle Obama announcing that Rev. Wright taught her to love the United States of America and all that it stands for!
    *…is like calling a suicide hot line, finding out the call center is in Pakistan, and the first question they ask is, “can you drive a truck?”!

  58. #258
    On January 26th, 2010 at 6:42 pm, Speakup said:

    Fill in the blank: Obama proposing spending freeze is like…*

    *pretending skunks can stop stinking.

    Most liberals aren’t evil but the liberalism that infects them, is.

    *or, that Zombies aren’t undead, they just want to be.

  59. #259
    On January 26th, 2010 at 6:45 pm, ScottyDog said:

    Is like Barry Soetoro saying he is a US Citizen.

    BTW-Do we know when he legally changed his name?

  60. #260
    On January 26th, 2010 at 6:50 pm, Speakup said:

    On January 26th, 2010 at 3:35 pm, traveler49 said:

    …is like trying to cut a silent fart on a hard church pew.

    LOL, the difference and the similarity there with “Obama proposing spending freeze is like…”

    Is that the silent fart on a hard church pew is possible, but the result is just as stinky and neither will achieve anything other than disgust and finger pointing.

  61. #261
    On January 26th, 2010 at 6:57 pm, happy2behere said:

    …like Joan Rivers swearing off plastic surgery.

  62. #262
    On January 26th, 2010 at 7:02 pm, happy2behere said:

    OK, I see the Joan Rovers comment has already been made, substitute Heidi Montag.

  63. #263
    On January 26th, 2010 at 7:02 pm, traveler49 said:

    Is that the silent fart on a hard church pew is possible, but the result is just as stinky and neither will achieve anything other than disgust and finger pointing.

    The reverberations will be felt far and wide. Or at least to the end of the pew.

  64. #264
    On January 26th, 2010 at 7:48 pm, Republicanvet said:

    …is like OJ finding the REAL killer.

    …is like Ninny Pelosi claiming to be smart AND bipartisan.

    …is like a Democrat not blaming Bush.

  65. #265
    On January 26th, 2010 at 10:55 pm, Krazybee said:

    …is like Jimmy Carter supporting Israel.

  66. #266
    On January 26th, 2010 at 11:06 pm, Krazybee said:

    …is like the ACLU advocating for Christianity.

  67. #267
    On January 27th, 2010 at 1:52 am, Ron C said:

    heh – like a crack addict swearing he’ll give it up in favor of aspirin.

  68. #268
    On January 27th, 2010 at 2:36 am, Jim C. said:

    …like Ted Kennedy doing an ad against drunk driving.

  69. #269
    On January 27th, 2010 at 3:08 am, tbear44 said:

    ..is like Algore saying, “maybe i was wrong about global warming.”

  70. #270
    On January 27th, 2010 at 5:47 am, rcool487 said:

    Sorry if someone already said this!
    …is like Oprah supporting a young woman’s goal of abstinence.

  71. #271
    On January 27th, 2010 at 8:31 am, jangar said:

    Spender-in-chief Obama proposing a spending freeze is like…

    …poking Oprah and not expecting to get gravy.

  72. #272
    On January 27th, 2010 at 8:35 am, jangar said:

    …Gore declaring global warming a hoax and he’s sorry for bringing it up.

  73. #273
    On January 27th, 2010 at 8:35 am, jangar said:

    There…I win.

  74. #274
    On January 27th, 2010 at 8:57 am, libphobic said:

    Obama proposing a spending freeze is like offering a hemophiliac a Band-aid.

  75. #275
    On January 27th, 2010 at 9:05 am, Dimsdale said:

    ….is like Obama giving a coherent speech in front of fifth grades without redundant teleprompters.

  76. #276
    On January 27th, 2010 at 9:15 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    …Is like there not being any redundant posts regarding Obama’s spending freeze.

  77. #277
    On January 27th, 2010 at 9:22 am, Mojave Mark said:

    His approach to the budget is like this: Honey, I know I’ve been unfaithful our first year together, but this year I’m going to have no less than three fewer affairs. That’s how much I love you.

  78. #278
    On January 27th, 2010 at 9:29 am, jangar said:

    Stimulus = Obama Bling

  79. #279
    On January 27th, 2010 at 9:37 am, spaceycakes said:

    krazybee #274–see my #178

  80. #280
    On January 27th, 2010 at 9:37 am, NC BLUE said:

    Traveler 49–The definition of a surprise is “a fart with a lump in it”–that’s what we get from Obama.

  81. #281
    On January 27th, 2010 at 9:38 am, swede said:

    Like Hillary talking about “smart power”, then giving the Russians a big red button.

  82. #282
    On January 27th, 2010 at 9:55 am, John Deaux said:

    Bailing out the Titanic with a thimble.

  83. #283
    On January 27th, 2010 at 1:02 pm, avintaquin said:

    Its like fixing your fence after your Jersey bull got into your neighbors purebred Angus heard.

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