Britain’s new anti-terrorism plan: Bribes for Bombers!
Brilllllliant. The U.K. believes that if only Muslim extremists had money to lift them out of poverty and gain access to higher education, they’d stop trying to commit mass murder in the name of Allah.
You know, like the wealthy Nigerian Christmas Day bomber enrolled at a London university. Or the wealthy, Western-educated KSM. Or bin Laden. Or countless, well-off terror doctors. For starters.
No matter. Here comes Cash for Jihadists! Bribes for Bombers! Jackpot for ‘Jackers:
Britain is ready to contribute millions of dollars to a fund to buy off Taliban gunmen who are fighting British troops in southern Afghanistan.
More than 60 delegations, from Colombia to Australia, will gather in Lancaster House Thursday Morning to draw up an exit strategy from Afghanistan. Much of it is based on reintegrating the Taliban rank and file, wooing the Taliban leadership and gradually handing security to the Afghan Army and police.
The conference is expected to agree a $500 million, five-year fund for President Karzai to “buy off” insurgents who are not ideologically committed to destroying the West.
Downing Street confirmed that Britain will make a contribution of a “few million.” Germany has agreed to $70 million over five years and the bulk of the money will come from the Japanese aid budget to Afghanistan, diplomats suggested.
The myth of the poor, oppressed terrorist lives on.
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Just when you think Obama has set the standard for stupid, other governments trump him.
I’m pissed off at the government too. Where’s my check?
Otherwiswe known as the “Neville Chamberlin Approach.”
You can’t fix stupid.
Now the terrorists will be able to buy more guns and bigger bombs.
I just read over on HA that the U.S., Japan, and Britain are the countries wanting to pay the rop type to give up killing us. This is just dandy, we are knee deep in debt and now we are going to pay terrorists to lead a kinder and gentle life!
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Now we know what Shrillary (it’s not my money!) was doing in London during SOTUS.
It worked for the Barbary Pirates off North Africa, now didn’t it?../sarc
When will they ever learn? Islamic terrorism is a religious expression, not an economic one.
We should do as Ann Coulter advised. Kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
But alas, the West does not really want to win. Or survive.
At first I thought they were talking about paying off their own Muslim citizens. Oh wait, they already are.
I thought that they made plenty of money growing poppies!???
As Winston Churchill so aptly stated it:
“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”
Not a very good idea. What happens when the money runs out? You can’t buy loyalty.
It runs counter to our western values, but the only true final solution is to give them the choice, life or death, if they continue to want to support terrorism.
“Stuck on stupid”
Have they negotiated the price for not shooting women in the head for being educated?
Or refusing to wear a burkha?
Oh, sorry, women don’t have rights in the Religion Of Peace.
Idiots and cowards.
They’ve surrendered.
They actually think that if you stop fighting the bully today and give him your lunch money, that he won’t come back tomorrow for more.
I hate to tell you all this, but this has actually been going on for some time in Afhganistan. Some of the Taliban fighters have been paid off and are now fighting against their former employers (so to speak). The Afghan government paid them off and they switched sides. It has nothing to do with the poor oppressed mantra that this meeting has mentioned; instead it has everything to do with that is how they tend to operate in many Middle Eastern countries.
Could this work, perhaps it will at least until someone with deeper pockets comes along and buy them off again.
If it will work I do not know but buying off the Tribes is a time honored tradition there. During the Great Game Russia and Britain tried to control Afghanistan with gifts.
Both Britain and Russia found that trying to control Afghanistan with troops was not terrible effective. As told to me years ago Afghanistan is Afghanistan only when a foreigner invades-other wise they are the tribes–buy off and the support the tribes who will fight the Taliban and the Arabs. The Taliban was a creation of the Pakistan Inter-Services Intelligence agency- ISI -and even the Army of Pakistan can’t seem to control them.
Forget trying to turn the Afghan hills and valleys into Iowa-they are stuck in the 7th century and seem to enjoy it. Keep them fighting each other-it is what they feel born to do.
Ah the British Empire reigns again! Exporters of bad teeth and bad bombers!
Bribes for Bombers! Are they paying them in Francs?
All evidence suggests that bribery does not work, as evidenced by the fact that most of the terrorist masterminds are well-to-do, wealthy, and well-educated (in elite western universities, no less). The lack of response to high monetary bounties also shows that they care little about monetary gain. The Left argues that bullets cannot fight ideas – neither does a monetary bribe.
Furthermore, this gesture finally exhibits the true motivation, dedication and capacity of our supposed “allies;” it is a traitorous maneuver by cowards
That’s why we need to outlaw “assault rifles” stat!
The mohammedans have a name for this sort of thing, “jizya“.
The following is from:
Andrew Bostom: “Democrats” For Jihad and Jizya – at JihadWatch
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2005/12/bostom-democrats-for-jihad-and-jizya.html
Unfortunately the western public knows NOTHING about these matters. And the western media, to the extent that they actually know anything, is complicit in the cover-up.
The same is true of our governing elites. What little they actually know, they are hiding.
(And most of them haven’t bothered to learn a damn thing.)
This sort of material is always hidden under a thick slimy layer of over-sweet International Brotherhood Week style propaganda, which would have us believe that mohammedanism teaches the same things as the Methodist church.
Not so.
I’m not sure that the “harmless as doves” really applies here, but for sure, “Be ye as wise as serpents” certainly does!
BTW: Do not be deceived for a moment. The people in gov’t and the press will NOT present this as tribute or protection money. BUT THAT IS GUARANTEED TO BE HOW THE OTHER SIDE WILL SEE IT!
(Yes I just shouted.)
The other side WILL see this in the terms outlined above.
Bet on it.
Or until some mullah puts a gun to their head, says, “Give me all of those dollars and pounds you got there!”
Stupidity runs rampant!
So we will now negotiate with “moderate Taliban”?
IT IS always a temptation to an armed and agile nation,
To call upon a neighbour and to say:
“We invaded you last night – we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away.”
And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you’ve only to pay ’em the Dane-geld
And then you’ll get rid of the Dane!
It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say:
“Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away.”
And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we’ve proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.
It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray,
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say:
“We never pay any one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost,
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!”
And the saddest part of that poem? Kipling was a Brit. My, how far they have declined…
The key phrase in the news story is “not ideologically committed” in describing the potential bribees. The question is, who is going to make that determination, a mind reader?
And that is the other half of the problem. There is a saying over there that says you may have the watches, but we have the time. In other words, the locals understand that the Taliban fighters are always nearby while the coalition troops are only around the area on occassion.
For example, A local radio talk show host (who is a National Guardsman that has boots on the ground experience in Iraq) was relating a story from a friend of his in Afhganistan on the show this morning.
His friend told him how his group is part of an agricultural group that goes around and tries to help the farmers out. They tell the Afghan farmers they should grow something other than Poppies, but the farmers just laugh and tell them that not only are the Poppies much more profitable that if they do not grow them the Taliban will come and force them to grow them. The told this group you come around once a month to visit the Taliban come by every day.
Exactly TrueSoldier! They’ll outlast us if nothing else. Anyone who thinks otherwise (Congress? Parliament?) has rocks for brains.
Tell that to Peggy the Moocher.
The solution is to buy them off with BMWs. BMWs that are loaded with high explosives!
Just sayin’.
On a related note: An employer was told that placing an ad that requested for applicants to be reliable was discriminatory:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1246201/Employer-told-advertise-reliable-workers–discriminates-unreliable-applicants.html
Well, I expect in a few years, at this rate, Islamists will simply be handed the control of Great Britain by the whimpering government (non)leadership, so the bribe money just becomes tax collection income to continue funding the goals of the ROP.
Beat me to it.
Winston Churchill. One of the last REAL men produced in not-so-Great Britain and one of my heroes. Where is the Churchill of our time? The Brits seem to need one, yet again.
Declined? From what or where? This is a Neville Chamberlain moment if there ever was one. History repeating itself.
Give them millions so they can buy more weapons and ammo to kill more Brits. Good thinking!!
You will pay tribute to your overlords.
I don’t have run faster than the maneating lion,I just have to run faster than you./sarc
We need another Thomas Jefferson or Churchill,someone smart enough to understand his emeny’s true motivation.Tha Islamic fundamentalists aren’t interested in bribes,except for how many weapons they can buy to use against us.
Millions for defense, not one cent for tribute!
Since 2001 there has been a $25 Mil reward offered by the state department just for information leading to Bin Laden. You’d think if these folks wanted money…
How do you know Obama is being trumped? Hillary is over there, and I suspect this is just as much what he would want as the Euro-weenies.
Yeah, negotiating the price of our surrender.
If someone offered me money to give up my cause, I would assume one of the following things:
1) They think my cause has merit. (why else offer me money to abandon it?)
2) They’re afraid and getting desperate. (Why offer money that can be used against them unless they’re running out of options?)
And they think they are merely being pragmatic, but terrorists bite the hand right off.
Yes, but after the CIA gets their take…..