The old “coconut” smear: Another white liberal bigmouth with race issues

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 23, 2010 04:05 PM

A few readers asked me why I hadn’t commented on MSNBC’s latest attack on the Tea Party as RAAAAACIST. Been there, done that. Over and over and over again. (The Dallas Tea Party posted an excellent rejoinder video here.)

The whole right-wingers-are-racist and minority-conservatives-are-race-traitors-wrapped-in-color thing is getting really, really old. Staler than last year’s Halloween candy, Diane Keaton’s wardrobe, and the Smothers Brothers’ show. It’s gotten so old that yet another white liberal bigmouth has now resurrected a smear I first heard in college: “Coconut.” (See here and here for my past musings on the vile bile minority conservatives have put up with over the years.)

Newsbusters reports:

MSNBC and CNBC contributor — and professed Charlie Crist admirer — Donny Deutsch used racially charged language on Monday night, smearing Republican senatorial candidate Marco Rubio as a “coconut.” Deutsch appeared on HLN’s Joy Behar Show and used the word, which both the New York Times and Urban Dictionary define as a “person who is tan on the outside” and “white on the inside.” Rubio is the son of Cuban exiles. [Audio available here.]

Deutsch employed the derogatory term while hitting politicians with no experience. He noted the success of such candidates and derided, “…You almost need that blank piece of paper. That’s the new model. Like, you know, this coconut Rubio down in Florida.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brown on the outside, white on the inside. What is this? Sophomore year at Oberlin? Guess this bottom-feeder didn’t get Van Jones’ civility memo yet.

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On a related note: Jon Stewart mocks CPAC as a “festival of whites.” And I’m sure the studio audience and demographic breakdowns for his nightly shows are a veritable rainbow of fruit flavors.

On another related note: Website Lists Clarence Thomas, Robert Mugabe & DC Sniper as “Embarrassing” Blacks.

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Quick primer for those of you unfamiliar with the “coconut” insult:

If you are a conservative with Latino/Pacific Islander/Filipino heritage, you’re a coconut (brown on the outside, white on the inside).

If you are a conservative with Asian heritage, you’re a Twinkie or banana (yellow on the outside, white on the inside).

And if you are a conservative who happens to be black, you are an Oreo (black on the outside, white on the inside).

Okay, who is getting hungry?

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Update: My great blogger friend and fellow coconut Val Prieto at Babalu (who I had a pleasure to meet in person last week in D.C. at a blogger bash) has an update on the story — Donny Deutsch is now playing dumb. Not that it’s such a great stretch…

Here’s the direct link to Deutsch’s Tweet. Sure, of all the words to come out of his mouth, “coconut” just happened to roll off the bitter tongue…

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  1. #1
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:11 pm, Paul Revere said:

    Their obsession with race is, well, spooky.

  2. #2
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:13 pm, walterc said:

    Fortunatley nobody watches that show. Well, I stand corrected, it does get more viewers than olberman gets. So almost nobody watches.

    What an idiot.

  3. #3
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:14 pm, granite said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:11 pm, Paul Revere said:

    Well, liberalsimsocialism/fascism is a mental disorder, among the many, many symptoms and signs of which are perpetual adolescence; massive, on-steroids projection; and a heads-I-win-tails-you-lose attitude.

  4. #4
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:15 pm, Red State Skeptic said:

    That is not only insulting but horribly ignorant. Cuban-Americans have historically been very conservative. If anyone’s a coconut, it’s… um, Perez Hilton?

  5. #5
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:18 pm, Red State Skeptic said:

    I guess the implication is that ALL minorities should be liberals. No, make that all ethnic people, be they Cuban, Jewish, Korean or Polish.

  6. #6
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:29 pm, 24Klady said:

    The lib media can insult, demean, and crack jokes about ethnic groups and no one raises a fuss. I just don’t get it.

  7. #7
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:30 pm, AniMEL said:

    Wait…this is coming from the party that condemns racism?

    Democrats expect an awful lot. They expect all gays and minorities to be liberal-voting Dems. They don’t ask anymore, it is simply expected. Didn’t you know? The Democrats are the only ones looking out for you!

    Gag me.

  8. #8
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:30 pm, rightwingmom said:

    The sophomoric insults are getting old and transparent.
    Children (usually) out grow this immature behavior…
    wish the Alinsky worshipers would too.

  9. #9
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:41 pm, Red State Skeptic said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:30 pm, AniMEL said:

    Wait…this is coming from the party that condemns racism?

    Shocking, right? This is what you would expect from the party that embraces it.

  10. #10
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:42 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Okay, who is getting hungry?

    Thanks Michelle, you hit all the important food groups except cheese popcorn. Looks like I’ll have to hit the 7-11 on the way home.

  11. #11
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:43 pm, Kwill said:

    Hungry? I want to hurl.

  12. #12
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:46 pm, Regulus said:

    Well, from what everyone who seems to know her says about Michelle’s personality, I’d be hunting for a food comparison that’s tough yet appealing on the outside, and sweet on the inside.

    Don’t know what it’s called, but that’s the food item that she’d be.

  13. #13
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:46 pm, tonynoboloney said:

    If, as I suspect, aproximately 85% of the US is “white” CPAC had about the right mix. The other political groups that are mixed racially, say 30% black 25% latino, 10% “other” would have to be considered the minority representatives. Since when is it politically incorrect to be in the majority?

  14. #14
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:46 pm, beenthere said:

    If you are a non-white, non-male in America, NSDAP (the Neo-Socialist Democrat American Party) owns you. Race is NSDAP‘s unified field theory of causation for everything from poor test scores to hurricanes. You will act right: step outside their plantation and you will be brought down. On the other hand, if you step and fetch for them real good-like, you may be rewarded handsomely. Or maybe not. But if not, that is one grievance they could not care less about.

  15. #15
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:50 pm, MrOlympia said:

    Donny DORK ! Please tell me why this guy has ANY reason to think so highly of himself?

    He’s another one that I see from time to time while I change channels. EVERYTIME I see him he says something so arrogantly and self righteously stupid that I PUKE!

  16. #16
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:52 pm, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    The only one that sticks is on them, ‘watermelon’ – green on the outside red on the inside.

  17. #17
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:53 pm, docflash said:

    I know he is not conservative but I thought Oblamer was considered an OREO.

  18. #18
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:55 pm, jjmurphy said:

    Hey! I’m white on the outside and white on the inside. I want a food group, too!

    (Of course, to be technically correct, I am somewhat olive on the outside and a collection of none-too appetizing colors on the inside.)

  19. #19
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:56 pm, spaceycakes said:

    I’m Scots-Irish so I suppose I’m a whisky-soaked potato.

  20. #20
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:57 pm, spaceycakes said:

    … and oh so yummy

  21. #21
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:58 pm, cheapseat said:

    isn’t it amazing that msnbc people can get away with calling tea party conservatives “teabagger”, latino conservatives “coconuts”, black conservatives “oreos”, and asian conservatives “bananas”, if white conservatives ever used the “n word” to describe blacks, they would be pillaried. Another case of dual standards.

  22. #22
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:02 pm, nail49 said:

    Shocking, right?

    RSS: Oh, a STAFFER acts stupid and you get your thong in a wad.

    How about we talk actual politicians and their little “acts” — like Harry “dialect” Reid, Robert “Grand Dragon” Byrd, or Bill “serve us coffee” Clinton.

    That’s just for starters, ’cause if you recall, the Jim Crow era was brought to us by the democRATS.

    Sucks to live in a glass house when you like to throw rocks, doesn’t it?

  23. #23
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:02 pm, PKAmmoTroop said:

    1. Donny Deutsch was on Joy Behar which means for the majority of cable news viewers, this was their first chance to see this CNBC loser. This also means his ratings are still behind many self respecting 3:00 AM infomertials

    2. Deutsch employed the derogatory term while hitting politicians with no experience. I’m very sure Obama wasn’t mentioned, as was the term “Oreo”, “Moonpie” or “Mallowmar”

    3. “…You almost need that blank piece of paper…” Plenty of blank pieces of paper lying around, especially if you’re busy writting down Donny’s intellectual greatest hits.

  24. #24
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:04 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    It’s funny but the last time I looked I am not really “white” even though I am an an Anglo. But I tan really well in the summer and when in the tropics. I have even passed for a Columbian while visiting Ecuador (until I opened my mouth and tried to speak Spanish).

    What in the world does that make me?

    Do these leftist morons have a list or something I can refer to?

  25. #25
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:05 pm, NBF said:

    Colorblindness quietly became politically incorrect once the leftist race baiting industry got profitable.

  26. #26
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:08 pm, nail49 said:

    I’m white on the outside and white on the inside.

    jjmurphy: Sounds like you are a marshmallow!

    Slightly OT, but when my Dad was a battalion commander at Ft Benning, GA, my Mom and the other wives were responsible for making the decorations for the Wive’s Club tea at the O’Club one month.

    They made small trees with birds (made from marshmallows) sitting on the branches. The birds had eyes, lips, hair, etc. painted on and representing the various wives in the organization. My Mom was a firecracker and decided some of the ‘birds’ should be toasted to represent those who weren’t lily white. ALL of the wives (even those who were not lily white) got a big kick out of it!

  27. #27
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:10 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    smearing Republican senatorial candidate Marco Rubio as a “coconut.” Deutsch appeared on HLN’s Joy Behar Show

    Thanks Donny and Joy, you’ve taught me a new racist term!

  28. #28
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:14 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    Could someone let Donnie know that his shipment of Ovaltine is on backorder? It’s been in such high demand lately.

  29. #29
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:18 pm, 24Klady said:

    Gladz
    I’ve only skipped past Joy Behar’s show but it seemed to me she’s trying to outsleaze the sleaze. What a waste of oxygen.

  30. #30
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:18 pm, sandspur said:

    What is someone who is orange outside and white inside? (Crist, I’m looking at you)

  31. #31
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:20 pm, Elm Creek Smith said:

    My patrilineal ancestor came to “the colonies” in 1674 as an indentured servant. Can I still be a conservative, Christian gun owner? What would I be called? A macaroon or divinity?

    ECS

  32. #32
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:21 pm, et said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:46 pm, Regulus said:

    Well, from what everyone who seems to know her says about Michelle’s personality, I’d be hunting for a food comparison that’s tough yet appealing on the outside, and sweet on the inside.

    Don’t know what it’s called, but that’s the food item that she’d be.

    Angelfood cake.

  33. #33
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:21 pm, love2rumba said:

    Quick primer for those of you unfamiliar with the “coconut” insult:

    If you are a conservative with Latino/Pacific Islander/Filipino heritage, you’re a coconut (brown on the outside, white on the inside).

    If you are a conservative with Asian heritage, you’re a Twinkie or banana (yellow on the outside, white on the inside).

    And if you are a conservative who happens to be black, you are an Oreo (black on the outside, white on the inside).

    …and if so far as you know you are just plain Conservative Caucasian-no filler- you are a Racist by default…

    You are right Michelle, this crap is older than Halloween candy.

  34. #34
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:22 pm, nail49 said:

    What is someone who is orange outside and white inside?

    sandspur: A creamsicle!

  35. #35
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:26 pm, jjmurphy said:

    Woohoo, I’m a marshmallow, though slightly “burnt”.

    Thanks, nail49. It is good to know what my food group is.

  36. #36
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:26 pm, swmntman said:

    There was a time when calling me a racist would have been the worst thing anyone could do to me. Now, that weapon has been used so much that it’s about as sharp as a nerf ball. Coconut, Donnie? Really? Nerf ball. Oreo?? Nerf ball. Banana (snort)? Nerf ball. Now call me a “Donnie” and I’ll drop the gloves!

  37. #37
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:26 pm, DamnCat said:

    There must be a metaphor that suits Deutsch.

    How about “diaper”: white on the outside – disgusting on the inside.

  38. #38
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:29 pm, spaceycakes said:

    I’ve always wondered why they call them ‘oreos’–wouldn’t they be more like a Junior Mint?

  39. #39
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:30 pm, spaceycakes said:

    I should be something green, ’cause I’m so money

  40. #40
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:31 pm, Red State Skeptic said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:02 pm, nail49 said:

    RSS: Oh, a STAFFER acts stupid and you get your thong in a wad.

    That ain’t all.

    How about we talk actual politicians and their little “acts” — like Harry “dialect” Reid

    Someone explain why y’all tolerated — no, lionized — Rush Limbaugh who has spent the last two years yammering about how Obama’s not really black, then once Harry Reid says something that’s undeniably true, you jump down his throat. Huh?

  41. #41
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:32 pm, wckelly60 said:

    Okay, who is getting hungry?

    Looks like I picked a bad day to start watching my cholesterol.

  42. #42
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:32 pm, nail49 said:

    How about “diaper”: white on the outside – disgusting on the inside and full of sh*t.

    DamnCat: FIFY

  43. #43
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:33 pm, Hangfire said:

    I’m proud to be a Morenkopf.

  44. #44
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:35 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    Coconuts, bananas, Twinkies, Oreos, Junior Mints, Diapers: You guys are cracking me up!
    Racism: what fun!

  45. #45
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:36 pm, corkie said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:41 pm, Red State Skeptic said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 4:30 pm, AniMEL said:
    Wait…this is coming from the party that condemns racism?

    Shocking, right? This is what you would expect from the party that embraces it.

    You forget to add AniMEL’s ending to that.

    Gag me.

    I think you should have recognized the sarcasm.

    We all know which party truly embraces racism and which party attempts to get past it.

  46. #46
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:38 pm, Major O said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:02 pm, nail49 said:

    Shocking, right?

    RSS: Oh, a STAFFER acts stupid and you get your thong in a wad.

    How about we talk actual politicians and their little “acts” — like Harry “dialect” Reid, Robert “Grand Dragon” Byrd, or Bill “serve us coffee” Clinton.

    That’s just for starters, ’cause if you recall, the Jim Crow era was brought to us by the democRATS.

    Sucks to live in a glass house when you like to throw rocks, doesn’t it?

    Preach it, brother! I’m so utterly sick and tired of white liberals trying to patronize me with their talk about how I, of all people (being black) need to realize which party is the home of racism. Well, good news! I HAVE and I’m not a Democrat anymore.

  47. #47
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:41 pm, Hangfire said:

    God bless you, Major O. Welcome aboard.

  48. #48
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:43 pm, Mach1Duck said:

    It is really rather sad that the left has nothing to stand on; no platform, no morality, and no common sense. They all sound like the defenders of Islam.

  49. #49
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:43 pm, Major O said:

    Someone explain why y’all tolerated — no, lionized — Rush Limbaugh who has spent the last two years yammering about how Obama’s not really black, then once Harry Reid says something that’s undeniably true, you jump down his throat. Huh?

    I listen to Rush weekly and I have yet to hear all this supposed racism. And news flash: I know it’s hard for some of you white liberals to understand, but Obama is HALF-BLACK. The one drop rule died out years ago. He’s just as much “white” as he is “black.”

    Rush has simply been playing the black liberal game of deciding who is authentically black based on where they went to school, how they talk, and other cultural bonafides and arguing from that the Obama isn’t “authentically black.”

    The only time I hear someone HONESTLY yammering about who isn’t authentically black, it’s the foaming-at-the-mouth racist blacks and white liberals who still can’t SHUT UP about Clarence Thomas or Condoleeza Rice.

  50. #50
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:43 pm, nail49 said:

    God bless you, Major O. Welcome aboard.

    Amen Hangfire, AMEN!

  51. #51
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:49 pm, rightwingmom said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:29 pm, spaceycakes said:

    I’ve always wondered why they call them ‘oreos’–wouldn’t they be more like a Junior Mint?

    Refreshingly different on the inside!

  52. #52
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:49 pm, thetoysurgeon said:

    We all know very well what the Democratic Party has done for minorities and race.

  53. #53
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:49 pm, Major O said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:41 pm, Hangfire said:
    God bless you, Major O. Welcome aboard.

    I’m not alone. My mother, my sister, and my loooong time flirting-with-black-militant-ideology brother are now rock solid conservative (they always were socially, but politically they voted by color). I get more “Obama Needs to Go!” e-mail from both of them than from anyone else! And that’s just speaking of my immediate family.

    In a sense, Obama’s presidency has been salutary in that it has helped some black folks learn how to separate the fortunes of black folks in general from a particular candidate. As my mother puts it, “I don’t care what color he is, he’s destroying this country!”

  54. #54
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:51 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    God bless you, Major O. Welcome aboard.

    I second that!

  55. #55
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:52 pm, zyzzyg said:

    I had always thought that the term ‘coconut’ as used by the black students at my college was used to refer to black people from the Caribbean Islands. OK, there might be another definition of the term.

    Moreover, Deutsch’s use did not seem to have racial overtones. Brown on the outside and white on the inside does not describe Rubio. Niether does ‘oreo’ of which I am more familiar. Deustch IMHO was flinging invectives to slight Rubio as possibly crazy, or a ‘nut job’.

    I have never heard the term ‘banana’ before, and am gratefully unaware of any derisive term for latinos. And, I have never heard the term ‘twinkie’ used as a perjorative for any group.

    Yep, we have come a long way with regard to race, and still have a long way yet to go.

    Finally, not everything is racist.

  56. #56
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:53 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    I second that!

    Or 3rd or 4th it ….

  57. #57
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:54 pm, rightwingmom said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:49 pm, Major O said: As my mother puts it, “I don’t care what color he is, he’s destroying this country!”

    I LIKE YOUR MOM!!!

  58. #58
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:58 pm, Surveyor said:

    So let me get this straight.
    Coconut
    Twinkie
    Banana
    Oreo ?
    I’m just plain ol’ white bread?
    What gives?
    I wanna be called something sweet and tasty from now on!

  59. #59
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:58 pm, nail49 said:

    I LIKE YOUR MOM!!!

    rightwingmom: I believe we can all say AMEN to that!

  60. #60
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:59 pm, rightwingmom said:

    vanilla ice cream???

  61. #61
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:00 pm, rightwingmom said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:58 pm, Surveyor said: I wanna be called something sweet and tasty from now on!

    vanilla ice cream ;)

  62. #62
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:01 pm, ThunderHawkk said:

    What is WRONG with these people? They are seriously mentally unstable.

    How could somebody call Rubio that? I just don’t get these people.

  63. #63
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:06 pm, 123upnorth said:

    I had never heard of the term ‘twinkie’ to describe an oriental person who acts white.

    My wife, who is chinese, has taught me about the term banana. She uses it more when she is jealous of a chinese movie star or some other successful chinese individual.

    Anyways, I don’t think of myself as white. I am caucasion, but I think of myself as more of a pinkish hue than white. I mean, snow is white and bleach will turn your clothes white, but my skin colour doesn’t represent snow nor bleached-damaged clothes at all. Oriental people are more of a beige colour than yellow and black people really don’t look like my car tires after I apply some Armor-all Wet Shine to them; they look closer to the colour known to the world as brown, if anything.

  64. #64
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:08 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Hey, I thought a ‘Twinkie’ was a very young, gay ‘escort’.

  65. #65
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:08 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    It is funny how left-wing idiots like RSS ignore their fellow leftists who make racist cracks at people and then turn around and blame Rush Limbaugh for pointing out what the left-wing idiots said in the first place!

    If leftists didn’t have double standards they would have no standards at all.

    If RSS really believe this then he is an idiot. If he doesn’t believe it then he is a liar. Of course, RSS may just be an idiotic liar repeating the MSM mantra that Rush is a racist…

  66. #66
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:12 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Gay Escort? How did you come to learn the definition of that term spaceycakes? Just jokking. Anyway, for the definitive answer on what it means, go to urbandictionary dot com.

  67. #67
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:17 pm, zorro said:

    Someone should stick a bar of soap in Donny Deutsch’s filthy mouth and wash it out (thoroughly). These pathetic liberals proudly show their lack of good manners daily, and the sponsors of those networks need to hear that we are really sick and tired of democrat racism.

  68. #68
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:17 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Okay I just checked at the website I suggested other visit. Sorry if this is inappropriate to post, but to answer another poster’s inquiry as to the definition of twinkie, I found this:

    American Gay Term: Refers to a young pretty gay boy that is very fun to look at, play with, filled with white creme but has no nutritional (intellectual) value whatsoever. Twinks are usually referred to by older men. Has a mixed intent, can be meant negativaly as in “Damn twinks dont have the sence god gave a rock” or positivly “Man that twink is hot, wish he’d come over and __________!”

  69. #69
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:21 pm, 123upnorth said:

    I thought I was the only one that had to endure the punishment of soap in the mouth for using foul language as a child. Nice to see I wasn’t alone.

  70. #70
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:24 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I know he is not conservative but I thought Oblamer was considered an OREO.

    No, no, he’s a newspaper – black and white and Red all over.

  71. #71
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:26 pm, granite said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:08 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Thank you for saving many of the rest of us the trouble….

  72. #72
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:27 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    As my mother puts it, “I don’t care what color he is, he’s destroying this country!”

    We have the same mother!?

  73. #73
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:29 pm, Surveyor said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:21 pm, 123upnorth said:
    I thought I was the only one that had to endure the punishment of soap in the mouth for using foul language as a child. Nice to see I wasn’t alone.

    Ahhhh memories….

    Dove soap tasted horrible!
    Don’t get me started on Irish Spring!
    Dial wasn’t all that bad.
    I was a soap connoisseur by the time I was 10. :)

    Good times.

  74. #74
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:37 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Surveyor–you should try Lava soap, or *gak!* homemade lye soap.

  75. #75
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:37 pm, spaceycakes said:

    BTW; I leaned about Twinkies from my friends & my various trips to Las Vegas.

  76. #76
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:40 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    BTW; I leaned about Twinkies from my friends & my various trips to Las Vegas.

    It’s also a good place to learn about Ho-hos…

  77. #77
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:40 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Just be thankful they didn’t have the Body Shop around when we were kids.

  78. #78
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:41 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Ho-hos?

  79. #79
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:49 pm, Surveyor said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:37 pm, spaceycakes said:
    Surveyor–you should try Lava soap, or *gak!* homemade lye soap.

    Ohh man! LAVA soap?
    Now thats just child abuse I tell ya!

    By the way….do spaceycakes have cream inside like eclairs?

    I’m not mentioning Twinkies….I will never look at one the same again.
    And just in case I hear anything from the peanut gallery….I’m talking about the Hostess ones…not those Vegas kind.

  80. #80
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:55 pm, spaceycakes said:

    LOL–it’s just not fair, I tell ya.

    I also had to use the outdoor toilet!

    wahhhhh

  81. #81
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:57 pm, swede said:

    Vanilla fudge ice cream? How can you tell which is on the outside and which on the inside? I’m tryin’ to be a good conservative racist but I get so confused. ;-)

  82. #82
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 7:09 pm, Marc said:

    Did anyone check Danny Deutsch’s ratings when he was at CNBC? He replaced the John McEnroe Show (yep, Mac had a talk show on CNBC. And it was that bad). But Danny D’s show was even worse! Most of the time Danny groveled before Donald Trump or Donald’s children. His ratings were lower than test patterns. Donnie Deutsche could not draw flies. If Deutsche gave a fireside chat, the fire would die.

  83. #83
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 7:13 pm, Hangfire said:

    The color “YELLOW” for asians started back in the late 19th century.

    Cartoonists used colors in their drawings of the different races. White and Brown people were easy mixes of color, but orientals weren’t brown and weren’t white. The shade that they used to depict orientals was a very pale yellow.

    Many people in rural American had never seen Asians. Some actually thought that Asians had yellow skin. It wasn’t until Japanese were shooting 7.7mm rounds at them from a few yards away that many discovered the fact that Orientals weren’t yellow.

    In fact, many Koreans are whiter than I am, and I’m a burn-in-the-sun Celt.

  84. #84
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 7:23 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Color? I hate people who do not part their hair to the right.

    Which of course means I hate all bald people.

    Who the #*%&#*%&#%&V ever thought anything could be based on the level of melatonine in your body? How 17th Century is that?

  85. #85
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 7:28 pm, Flyoverman said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:57 pm, swede said:

    I’m tryin’ to be a good conservative racist but I get so confused.

    Oh Swede……….. PLEEEEASSSSSE.

    If your are going to be ethic AND a raaaaaacist then the criteria is this:

    If their name ends in “son” good, if it ends in “sen,” then, “By gollie that fella, he ain’t gunna be datin my daughter, you betcha….”

  86. #86
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 7:28 pm, MarcoPolo said:

    I had never heard any of those terms before, and yes…I am now hungry.

  87. #87
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 7:34 pm, tre said:

    Jus’ call me an “Apple Pie”, cuz ah’m jus’ an American!

  88. #88
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 7:51 pm, swede said:

    If their name ends in “son” good, if it ends in “sen,” then, “By gollie that fella, he ain’t gunna be datin my daughter, you betcha….”

    Truer words was never spoke! Ya hey?

  89. #89
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:14 pm, rowsdower said:

    Let me channel my inner zziggey:
    Hey, politics is rough.
    If you can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen.
    Am I wrong?

  90. #90
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:17 pm, stoptheinvasion said:

    Nov 2 is going to be SO FUN!!

    I can’t wait for all the crying and wailing and insults from these MSNBC creeps and their ilk once we clear out the House and Senate.

    it’s amazing and funny how clueless the liberals are about how much of an electoral bloodbath they are going to be subject to. but I guess it’s “screw the voters” as much as they can as they commit political suicide. and all for the leftist cause by committed leftists posing as our elected leaders. thanks a lot you leftist scum, voting you out is too good for you, you should be hung up by your thumbs, the lot of you.

  91. #91
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:21 pm, tre said:

    Hey, Local Malcontent, what food group is an Indian who acts white?

  92. #92
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:22 pm, zorro said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:21 pm, 123upnorth said:

    Yep, we never got away with bad language, but my parents and grandparents were merciful, they used Ivory Soap!

  93. #93
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:39 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 6:08 pm, spaceycakes said:
    Hey, I thought a ‘Twinkie’ was a very young, gay ‘escort’.

    Are you sure he was gay? Maybe you didn’t tip him enough. :wink:

  94. #94
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:46 pm, NJMark said:

    Tonight, MSLSD will report that “right-wingers at Michelle Malkin’s site are writing post after post using racial and ethnic slurs.”

    (I’d add “just kidding,” but with that network, I may turn out to be right!)

  95. #95
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:56 pm, swede said:

    NJMark said:
    Tonight, MSLSD will report that “right-wingers at Michelle Malkin’s site are writing post after post using racial and ethnic slurs.”

    Bunch of coconuts.

  96. #96
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:59 pm, granite said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:21 pm, tre said:

    Hey, Local Malcontent, what food group is an Indian who acts white?

    From what I’ve read over the decades about the origins of various “people” groups, American Indians would be considered a type of banana, msince their ancestors came to America on a land bridge from East Asia (Siberia); and India Indians would be “marshmallows’, as they are caucasians.

  97. #97
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 9:01 pm, bjc said:

    *If you are a Scott Brown conservative from Massachusetts, does that make you a masshole? ;)
    *If you are a Susan Collins conservative from Maine, does that make you a maniac? ;)
    *If you are a John McCain conservative from Arizona, does that make you a liberal? ;)
    *If you are a Lindsey Grahamnesty conservative from South Carolina, does that make you a “Caroline”? ;)

  98. #98
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 9:01 pm, 123upnorth said:

    An Indian who acts white is just a well trained call centre rep helping you fix a problem with your computer.

  99. #99
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 9:06 pm, a crapweasel said:

    Hmm, I remember not to long ago the liberal MSM were saying that the word Socialist was the new N-word. They went on their nutty little rants when people called Barrack one.

  100. #100
    On February 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 pm, granite said:

    On February 23rd, 2010 at 9:01 pm, bjc said:

    *If you are a Scott Brown conservative from Massachusetts, does that make you a masshole?
    *If you are a Susan Collins conservative from Maine, does that make you a maniac?

    That is in fact what we New Hampshire natives call them….

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