The Krazy Kucinich Kickback Contest

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 17, 2010 10:44 AM

Krazy Denny Kucinich (D-Outer Space) basked in the spotlight this morning upon announcing his switch from “no” to “yes” on Demcare. He still doesn’t think it goes far enough and says he didn’t like the process, but he’s signing on, anyway. Selling out his progressive principles is worth the 15 minutes of fame.

Plus, ooh, la, lah, President Obama showered with him attention. Kucinich revealed that he met four times(!) with the cajoler-in-chief — the last time on Air Force One.

Contest time: What else did Congress’s favorite UFO/alien-spotter get in return for his vote?

Flashbacks:

*Kucinich just a few days ago:

“This bill represents a giveaway to the insurance industry,” Kucinich told MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell. “$70 billion a year, and no guarantees of any control over premiums, forcing people to buy private insurance…I’m sorry, I just don’t see that this bill is the solution.”

Asked, “Did we just get a “no” there?” Kucinich confirmed.

“If that sounded like a “no” you’re correct,” Kucinich said.

*Kucinich’s “no strings” dance:

*Kucinich calls in DHS to intimidate a congressional opponent.

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  1. #1
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:45 am, jamesrileyjr said:

    9000 Internets from the FCC, as well as a ride in the TARDIS and a promise that the Klingons will stop stealing his water.

  2. #2
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:48 am, pookysgirl said:

    A ride back to Mars, where he belongs.

  3. #3
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:50 am, davidjamesduprey said:

    Maybe President Obama finally revealed to Kucinich that he is really an alien from another world and promised to take him to the mothership for his vote.

    And, could Kucinich take any longer to say “I am voting YES!”? Talk about beating around, under and behind the bush!

    I needed a star chart to follow his logic.

  4. #4
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:51 am, babiesgrandma said:

    Doesn’t this qualify Kucinich (D-Loony Land) for a Nobel Peace Prize?

  5. #5
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:52 am, JamieD said:

    Whatever he thought was worth more than his soul.
    I would have said “principals”, but the left do not know what those are, let alone have any :grin: !

  6. #6
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:52 am, jsr said:

    A new decoder ring, a box of whippets, and a years supply of tinfoil. Much cheaper than buying senators.

  7. #7
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:52 am, ThackerAgency said:

    I don’t think he got anything. I think they just showed him the ‘master plan’ that will lead to single payer.

    In other words, they showed their internal polling that indicated the costs would skyrocket and get so bad that the only option would be ‘single payer’.

    It’s too bad that they want to create a crisis to solve, but I’m fairly aware that in his mind, that’s what he was looking for. Other than that, I’m sure some money (taxpayer money) was promised in one way or another. They just love spending our money.

  8. #8
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:55 am, TigerLady said:

    jsr said:

    Or maybe O-bow-mao made him an offer he couldn’t refuse–like, “we’ll open the door on AF1 and throw you out mid air”.

    On second thought, I like yours better. He looks like someone who would fall for the decoder ring and tinfoil. Another useful idiot.

  9. #9
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:55 am, MrOlympia said:

    Oh come on we knew this turd would vote for OdumboCare.

    Now I am just waiting for the other Cleveland area “ich” to vote yes. That would be George Voinov….ich.

  10. #10
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:56 am, RedDog said:

    Why is this kook’s yes vote a surprise?

    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:52 am, ThackerAgency said:
    I don’t think he got anything. I think they just showed him the ‘master plan’ that will lead to single payer.

    And there will be more like him to follow.

  11. #11
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:58 am, davidjamesduprey said:

    Like Michelle Malkin often says, there is no such thing as a “Moderate” Democrat.

    I’m not even sure there is such a thing as an intelligent democrat!

  12. #12
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:59 am, gippergirl said:

    Nothing. He caved for the plane rides.

  13. #13
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:01 am, DBNinKY said:

    Is garnering the support of far, far, far-out leftist Dennis Kucinich really something the WH wants to tout?

  14. #14
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:01 am, RedDog said:

    Despite the best and most careful consideration in crafting the Constitution, I’m sure the Founders never anticipated treason and outright criminality on such a scale as we see right now. I foresee many States joining together in collective concerted action against the Federal government if this thing is “passed”.

  15. #15
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:02 am, gippergirl said:

    And if there are any young ones about asking how a Bill becomes a law just tell them the House of Representatives says “TA DAAA!!!!”

  16. #16
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:03 am, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    His proposal for a ban on mind control satellites never passed, did it?

    An amendment on the crap-n-tax bill to make it a felony to use mind control satellites, or DARPA, to control peoples thoughts.

  17. #17
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:04 am, ThatSamIAm said:

    These putrid socialist democrats have all the backbone of the slime they come from.

  18. #18
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:10 am, DBNinKY said:

    I wonder how it would go over if I “deemed” my utility bills paid?

  19. #19
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:14 am, TigerLady said:

    DBNinKY said:
    I wonder how it would go over if I “deemed” my utility bills paid?

    You’d be deemd in the dark.

  20. #20
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:15 am, RobM1981 said:

    Did Dennis get to sit up front, with the pilot of Air Force 1? I bet he got a nice set of plastic “Junior Pilot” Wings.

    And for lunch he got a cheeseburger, with DIJON MUSTARD, just like his hero…

  21. #21
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:16 am, tiredofit08 said:

    the line he forgot was:

    and yesterday I rode on Air Force One where my arm was twisted and made an offer I couldn’t refuse….

  22. #22
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:16 am, ex-expat said:

    Rats! And here I was hoping for the ultimate irony of Obama “care” being sunk by the moonbats!

  23. #23
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:21 am, jsmiddleton4 said:

    You know the old joke, I’ve shared it here many a times…..

    “What kind of girl are you? We’ve established that. Now we’re just negotiating on price.”

    The light just keeps on shining and what we see just keeps on getting better and better. Nov 2010 and 2012 are going to be a blast.

  24. #24
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:22 am, Regulus said:

    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:52 am, ThackerAgency said:

    I don’t think he got anything. I think they just showed him the ‘master plan’ that will lead to single payer.

    I think you’re right. Kucinich’s only problem was that donkey-care wasn’t big enough, intrusive enough and expensive enough. Showing him all the goodies that’ll flow once “the door is kicked in” was probably all it took.

    I have come to the conclusion, reluctantly, that donkey-care is an inevitability. After all, when Hope-a-Dope, Nancy-n-Harry determine that literally anything goes to get it — lying, cheating, bending the laws until they break, bribes with taxpayer dollars — how can they not get it?

  25. #25
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:23 am, jamesrileyjr said:
  26. #26
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:26 am, Danceswithdachshunds said:

    Shouldn’t that be ‘Kontest’?

  27. #27
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:31 am, stillontheroad said:

    Denny was overheard remarking that;
    “I got to sit next to a window and look outside as the clouds went by and they served me coolaid and PBJ’s till I nearly burst”

  28. #28
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:33 am, rocketman said:

    ***
    Why would anybody have expected anything else from a socialist who thinks that the ObamaCare “bill” doesn’t go far enough in imposing government control of insurance?
    ***
    A taxpayer needs to think of the correct name for the “democratic” party–just call it the American Socialist party.
    ***
    John Bibb
    ***

  29. #29
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:42 am, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    1887 Socialist Labor Party.

    The platform, almost a solid match for the Demonrat Party.

    SOCIAL DEMANDS.
    1. Reduction of the hours of labor in proportion to the progress of
    production; establishment by Act of Congress of a legal work-day of not more
    than eight hours for all industrial workers, and corresponding provisions for
    all agricultural laborers.
    2. The United States shall obtain possession of the railroads, canals,
    telegraphs, telephones, and all other means of public transportation. (Ed- Obama is making progress. He has 2/3rds of the automobile makers, and is working on the health care and insurance industries)
    3. The municipalities to obtain possession of the local railroads, of ferries,
    and to supply the light to streets and public places.
    4. Public lands to be declared inalienable. They shall be leased to
    agricultural labor associations. Revocation of all grants of lands by the
    United States to corporations or individuals, the conditions of which have not
    been complied with or which are otherwise illegal.
    5. Legal incorporation by the States of local Trade Unions which have no
    national organization.
    6. Furthering of workmen’s co-operative productive associations by public
    allowances; such associations to be preferred in the placing of contracts for
    public works.
    7. Inauguration of public works in times of economical depression.
    8. The United States to have the exclusive right to issue money.
    9. Congressional legislation providing for the scientific management of
    forests and waterways, and prohibiting the waste of the natural resources of
    the country.
    10. The United States to have the right of expropriation of running
    patents, new inventions to be free to all, but inventors to be remunerated by
    national rewards.
    11. Progressive income tax and tax on inheritances; but smaller incomes
    to be exempt.
    12. Compulsory school education of all children under fourteen years of
    age, instruction in all educational institutions to be gratuitous and to be
    made accessible to all by public assistance (furnishing meals, clothes, books,
    etc.). All instruction to be under the direction of the United States and to be
    organized on a uniform plan.
    13. Repeal of all pauper, tramp, conspiracy and sumptuary laws.
    Unabridged right of combination.
    14. Official statistics concerning the condition of labor. Prohibition of the
    employment of children in the school age, and the employment of female
    labor in occupations detrimental to health or morality. Prohibition of the
    convict labor contract system.
    15. All wages to be paid in cash money. Equalization by law of women’s
    wages with those of men where equal service is performed.
    16. Laws for the protection of life and limbs of working people, and an
    efficient employers’ liability law.
    17. Uniform national marriage laws. Divorce to be granted upon mutual
    consent, and upon providing for the care of the children.
    POLITICAL DEMANDS.
    1. The people to have the right to propose laws (initiative) and to vote
    upon all laws of importance (referendum).
    2. Abolition of the Presidency, Vice-Presidency and Senate of the United
    States. An Executive Board to be established, whose members are to be
    elected, and may at any time be recalled, by the House of Representatives as
    the only legislative body. The States and Municipalities to adopt
    corresponding amendments to their constitutions and statutes.
    3. Municipal self-government.
    4. Direct vote and secret ballots in all elections. Universal and equal right
    of suffrage without regard to color, creed or sex. Election days to be legal
    holidays. The principle of minority representation to be introduced.
    5. The members of all legislative bodies to be responsible to, and subject
    to recall, by the constituency.
    6. Uniform law throughout the United States. Administration of justice to
    be free of charge. Abolition of capital punishment.
    7. Separation of all public affairs from religion; church property to be
    subject to taxation.

  30. #30
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:43 am, b-cat said:

    A taxpayer needs to think of the correct name for the “democratic” party–just call it the American Socialist party.

    There is no discernible difference between today’s Democrat Party and the Communist Party.

    Here’s the link, you’ll see.

    http://www.cpusa.org/

  31. #31
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:54 am, jbh45 said:

    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:21 am, jsmiddleton4 said:
    You know the old joke, I’ve shared it here many a times…..

    “What kind of girl are you? We’ve established that. Now we’re just negotiating on price.”

    Exactly! Except the price is $5 and a cheap bottle of wine for Denny. She comes cheap.

  32. #32
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:56 am, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:

    Pelosi must really like the Senate abortion funding and lack of a concience clause for medical workers.

    Because if she allowed a new Stupak amendment, the amended Senate bill would pass.

    With an amended version, the Senate would have to vote again, if they actually wanted to follow Article I Section 7, and abortion language would seem to rule out reconciliation, which is supposedly only used on spending bills where the House and Senate had already approved a budget, but does anyone really think all 41 Republicans would hold? Snowe would be my bet, but I could see Voino or Collins.

    Then the defector, if running for election again (ie, not Voino) can vote against the final bill, 9 of 13 Demonrats defending seats this year can join them, and Biden can cast the 51st vote.

    But I think the witch Pelosi is really married to the idea of forcing tax payers and people paying insurance premiums to have their noses rubbed in the idea of helping murder babies.

  33. #33
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:57 am, Lindsay said:

    There was Pelosi’s promise of her plastic surgeon’s name, and a free coupon for Botox.

    Reid promised never to tell Congress again that Koo-Koo Kucinich was a bigger sissy than he was.

    Obama promised to also let him fly on Marine One.

  34. #34
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:59 am, Ragspierre said:

    The resistance to this…if it is needed…

    HAS BEGUN…

    From NRO’s John Hood…

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Will-Not-Comply/367469923214?ref=ts

  35. #35
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:04 pm, Doug Powers said:

    Once Obama got Denny on Air Force One (“We love to bribe, and it shows!”) by telling him they were only going UFO-spotting, the president informed Kucinich that there were 30 people on board and only 29 parachutes, reserved only for Obamacare supporters.

    Denny took the hint.

  36. #36
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:11 pm, corkie said:

    I don’t think it was Obama on Air Force I that convinced him.

    I think it was the aliens on board the UFO.

  37. #37
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:17 pm, Darwin Akbar said:

    Another principled Democrat, willing to sell his vote for a ride on a plane.

    When one has to write a sentence like this:

    “As Dennis Kucinich goes, so goes the Republic.”

    ….one would have to believe that we really have entered Bizarro World.

  38. #38
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:21 pm, b-cat said:

    “As Dennis Kucinich goes, so goes the Republic.”

    ….one would have to believe that we really have entered Bizarro World.

    C’mon now. Bizarro World isn’t that crazy.

  39. #39
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:23 pm, pueblo1032 said:

    At least NELSON of NB, and LANDREAU of LA got something for their respective STATES and CONSTITUENTS, all CRAZY DENNY got was an EGO BOOST… How sad!!!

  40. #40
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:37 pm, Doug Powers said:

    Wait, my sources just confirmed it: Kucinich was told that surgery to round off ears (known in medical circles as “De-Vulcanizing”) would be covered under Obamacare.

  41. #41
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:40 pm, Lindsay said:

    Let him forevermore be known as:

    Eunuch Kucinich

  42. #42
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:46 pm, Jeddite said:

    Krazy” :/

  43. #43
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:46 pm, Jeddite said:

    Alliteration is important! :)

  44. #44
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:47 pm, Jeddite said:

    Damnit! Kontest”!!

    oy voy =]

  45. #45
    On March 17th, 2010 at 12:52 pm, txvet2 said:

    Apparently Kucinich got bought off by giving his wifey-poo a nice seat next to Michelle O pushing veggie burgers.

  46. #46
    On March 17th, 2010 at 1:03 pm, twofoot said:

    A promise to see his bill to ban the use of space based mind control weapons? Plastic surgery so he stops being confused for Gollum? I don’t know, a life?

  47. #47
    On March 17th, 2010 at 1:07 pm, zoyclem said:

    Obama probably offered Kucinich a new tinfoil hat and then promised to re-open the Roswell investigation.

  48. #48
    On March 17th, 2010 at 1:10 pm, jsmiddleton4 said:

    How funny is this? MSNBC is calling what Kucinich has done as “traction”.

    “Obama’s health care plan gains traction in House”

    NOTHING Kucinich does can be characterized in any way by a word like “traction”.

  49. #49
    On March 17th, 2010 at 1:24 pm, b-cat said:
  50. #50
    On March 17th, 2010 at 1:25 pm, b-cat said:

    Sorry, wrong thread.

  51. #51
    On March 17th, 2010 at 2:15 pm, karl9000 said:

    Laura Ingraham called him a “cheap date” this morning on Fox & Friends stating the man folded for some paper napkins with the White House logo on them.

    I never want her angry at me…

  52. #52
    On March 17th, 2010 at 2:16 pm, netdude5 said:

    Thank you Ohio,you know a thoroughbred when you see one.(sarc)

  53. #53
    On March 17th, 2010 at 2:32 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Plus, ooh, la, lah, President Obama showered with him attention. Kucinich revealed that he met four times(!) with the cajoler-in-chief — the last time on Air Force One.

    They piled some phone books on the pilot’s seat, sat him on top, and let him wiggle the controls while he squealed “Vrrrooom!”

  54. #54
    On March 17th, 2010 at 2:37 pm, rambler said:

    Beam him up, Scotty. We don’t need him on this planet anymore.

  55. #55
    On March 17th, 2010 at 5:18 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    He was told the plan covered tin foil and Thorazine so he bought in. At the moment is is quite distraught-the Mother Ship is late.

  56. #56
    On March 17th, 2010 at 5:26 pm, jrgdds said:

    Add whatever bribe Kucinich Obama gave Krazy Kucinich to the cost of Obamacare.

    How Could This Bill Possibly Get Worse? Maybe they could have It sung by Yanni in prime time on all channels…

  57. #57
    On March 17th, 2010 at 5:28 pm, skysoljr82 said:

    I would have guessed a family reunion at Area 51.

  58. #58
    On March 17th, 2010 at 10:42 pm, GraniteMan said:

    Kucinich===Obama’s new lap dog—arf, arf!

  59. #59
    On March 17th, 2010 at 11:45 pm, SpeakEasy said:

    Seriously? Anyone really thought Kucinich would not fall into line when pressured?

    Delusional.

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