The Krazy Kucinich Kickback Contest

Krazy Denny Kucinich (D-Outer Space) basked in the spotlight this morning upon announcing his switch from “no” to “yes” on Demcare. He still doesn’t think it goes far enough and says he didn’t like the process, but he’s signing on, anyway. Selling out his progressive principles is worth the 15 minutes of fame.
Plus, ooh, la, lah, President Obama showered with him attention. Kucinich revealed that he met four times(!) with the cajoler-in-chief — the last time on Air Force One.
Contest time: What else did Congress’s favorite UFO/alien-spotter get in return for his vote?
Flashbacks:
*Kucinich just a few days ago:
“This bill represents a giveaway to the insurance industry,” Kucinich told MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell. “$70 billion a year, and no guarantees of any control over premiums, forcing people to buy private insurance…I’m sorry, I just don’t see that this bill is the solution.”
Asked, “Did we just get a “no” there?” Kucinich confirmed.
“If that sounded like a “no” you’re correct,” Kucinich said.
*Kucinich’s “no strings” dance:
*Kucinich calls in DHS to intimidate a congressional opponent.
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9000 Internets from the FCC, as well as a ride in the TARDIS and a promise that the Klingons will stop stealing his water.
A ride back to Mars, where he belongs.
Maybe President Obama finally revealed to Kucinich that he is really an alien from another world and promised to take him to the mothership for his vote.
And, could Kucinich take any longer to say “I am voting YES!”? Talk about beating around, under and behind the bush!
I needed a star chart to follow his logic.
Doesn’t this qualify Kucinich (D-Loony Land) for a Nobel Peace Prize?
Whatever he thought was worth more than his soul.
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I would have said “principals”, but the left do not know what those are, let alone have any
A new decoder ring, a box of whippets, and a years supply of tinfoil. Much cheaper than buying senators.
I don’t think he got anything. I think they just showed him the ‘master plan’ that will lead to single payer.
In other words, they showed their internal polling that indicated the costs would skyrocket and get so bad that the only option would be ‘single payer’.
It’s too bad that they want to create a crisis to solve, but I’m fairly aware that in his mind, that’s what he was looking for. Other than that, I’m sure some money (taxpayer money) was promised in one way or another. They just love spending our money.
Or maybe O-bow-mao made him an offer he couldn’t refuse–like, “we’ll open the door on AF1 and throw you out mid air”.
On second thought, I like yours better. He looks like someone who would fall for the decoder ring and tinfoil. Another useful idiot.
Oh come on we knew this turd would vote for OdumboCare.
Now I am just waiting for the other Cleveland area “ich” to vote yes. That would be George Voinov….ich.
Why is this kook’s yes vote a surprise?
And there will be more like him to follow.
Like Michelle Malkin often says, there is no such thing as a “Moderate” Democrat.
I’m not even sure there is such a thing as an intelligent democrat!
Nothing. He caved for the plane rides.
Is garnering the support of far, far, far-out leftist Dennis Kucinich really something the WH wants to tout?
Despite the best and most careful consideration in crafting the Constitution, I’m sure the Founders never anticipated treason and outright criminality on such a scale as we see right now. I foresee many States joining together in collective concerted action against the Federal government if this thing is “passed”.
And if there are any young ones about asking how a Bill becomes a law just tell them the House of Representatives says “TA DAAA!!!!”
His proposal for a ban on mind control satellites never passed, did it?
An amendment on the crap-n-tax bill to make it a felony to use mind control satellites, or DARPA, to control peoples thoughts.
These putrid socialist democrats have all the backbone of the slime they come from.
I wonder how it would go over if I “deemed” my utility bills paid?
You’d be deemd in the dark.
Did Dennis get to sit up front, with the pilot of Air Force 1? I bet he got a nice set of plastic “Junior Pilot” Wings.
And for lunch he got a cheeseburger, with DIJON MUSTARD, just like his hero…
the line he forgot was:
and yesterday I rode on Air Force One where my arm was twisted and made an offer I couldn’t refuse….
Rats! And here I was hoping for the ultimate irony of Obama “care” being sunk by the moonbats!
You know the old joke, I’ve shared it here many a times…..
“What kind of girl are you? We’ve established that. Now we’re just negotiating on price.”
The light just keeps on shining and what we see just keeps on getting better and better. Nov 2010 and 2012 are going to be a blast.
I think you’re right. Kucinich’s only problem was that donkey-care wasn’t big enough, intrusive enough and expensive enough. Showing him all the goodies that’ll flow once “the door is kicked in” was probably all it took.
I have come to the conclusion, reluctantly, that donkey-care is an inevitability. After all, when Hope-a-Dope, Nancy-n-Harry determine that literally anything goes to get it — lying, cheating, bending the laws until they break, bribes with taxpayer dollars — how can they not get it?
TNOYF has the details:
http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/leftists/klingon-kickback-kucinich-to-support-health-care-bill/
Shouldn’t that be ‘Kontest’?
Denny was overheard remarking that;
“I got to sit next to a window and look outside as the clouds went by and they served me coolaid and PBJ’s till I nearly burst”
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Why would anybody have expected anything else from a socialist who thinks that the ObamaCare “bill” doesn’t go far enough in imposing government control of insurance?
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A taxpayer needs to think of the correct name for the “democratic” party–just call it the American Socialist party.
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John Bibb
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1887 Socialist Labor Party.
The platform, almost a solid match for the Demonrat Party.
There is no discernible difference between today’s Democrat Party and the Communist Party.
Here’s the link, you’ll see.
http://www.cpusa.org/
Exactly! Except the price is $5 and a cheap bottle of wine for Denny. She comes cheap.
Pelosi must really like the Senate abortion funding and lack of a concience clause for medical workers.
Because if she allowed a new Stupak amendment, the amended Senate bill would pass.
With an amended version, the Senate would have to vote again, if they actually wanted to follow Article I Section 7, and abortion language would seem to rule out reconciliation, which is supposedly only used on spending bills where the House and Senate had already approved a budget, but does anyone really think all 41 Republicans would hold? Snowe would be my bet, but I could see Voino or Collins.
Then the defector, if running for election again (ie, not Voino) can vote against the final bill, 9 of 13 Demonrats defending seats this year can join them, and Biden can cast the 51st vote.
But I think the witch Pelosi is really married to the idea of forcing tax payers and people paying insurance premiums to have their noses rubbed in the idea of helping murder babies.
There was Pelosi’s promise of her plastic surgeon’s name, and a free coupon for Botox.
Reid promised never to tell Congress again that Koo-Koo Kucinich was a bigger sissy than he was.
Obama promised to also let him fly on Marine One.
The resistance to this…if it is needed…
HAS BEGUN…
From NRO’s John Hood…
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Will-Not-Comply/367469923214?ref=ts
Once Obama got Denny on Air Force One (“We love to bribe, and it shows!”) by telling him they were only going UFO-spotting, the president informed Kucinich that there were 30 people on board and only 29 parachutes, reserved only for Obamacare supporters.
Denny took the hint.
I don’t think it was Obama on Air Force I that convinced him.
I think it was the aliens on board the UFO.
Another principled Democrat, willing to sell his vote for a ride on a plane.
When one has to write a sentence like this:
“As Dennis Kucinich goes, so goes the Republic.”
….one would have to believe that we really have entered Bizarro World.
C’mon now. Bizarro World isn’t that crazy.
At least NELSON of NB, and LANDREAU of LA got something for their respective STATES and CONSTITUENTS, all CRAZY DENNY got was an EGO BOOST… How sad!!!
Wait, my sources just confirmed it: Kucinich was told that surgery to round off ears (known in medical circles as “De-Vulcanizing”) would be covered under Obamacare.
Let him forevermore be known as:
Eunuch Kucinich
“Krazy” :/
Alliteration is important!
Damnit! “Kontest”!!
oy voy =]
Apparently Kucinich got bought off by giving his wifey-poo a nice seat next to Michelle O pushing veggie burgers.
A promise to see his bill to ban the use of space based mind control weapons? Plastic surgery so he stops being confused for Gollum? I don’t know, a life?
Obama probably offered Kucinich a new tinfoil hat and then promised to re-open the Roswell investigation.
How funny is this? MSNBC is calling what Kucinich has done as “traction”.
“Obama’s health care plan gains traction in House”
NOTHING Kucinich does can be characterized in any way by a word like “traction”.
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Sorry, wrong thread.
Laura Ingraham called him a “cheap date” this morning on Fox & Friends stating the man folded for some paper napkins with the White House logo on them.
I never want her angry at me…
Thank you Ohio,you know a thoroughbred when you see one.(sarc)
They piled some phone books on the pilot’s seat, sat him on top, and let him wiggle the controls while he squealed “Vrrrooom!”
Beam him up, Scotty. We don’t need him on this planet anymore.
He was told the plan covered tin foil and Thorazine so he bought in. At the moment is is quite distraught-the Mother Ship is late.
Add whatever bribe Kucinich Obama gave Krazy Kucinich to the cost of Obamacare.
How Could This Bill Possibly Get Worse? Maybe they could have It sung by Yanni in prime time on all channels…
I would have guessed a family reunion at Area 51.
Kucinich===Obama’s new lap dog—arf, arf!
Seriously? Anyone really thought Kucinich would not fall into line when pressured?
Delusional.