How to spot and tag a Tea Party infiltrator
Happy Tax Day Tea Party. Be safe out there. A few tips on how to spot and tag a Tea Party infiltrator:
1. Ask them what the 10th amendment says.
2. Two letters: B.O. (and I’m not talking about the president’s initials).
3. Glaringly obvious lack of subtlety.
5. From reader Amy, a free “Infiltrator” sign (click here to download large size):
6. And from Temple of Mut, another downloadable sign:
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From reader Peter in Boston who attended yesterday’s rally:
What lame counter-protestors!
Group of Emerson College kids with a sign “Tina Fey Did It Better.” I said, “Who’s Tina Fey?” These dumb kids actually tried to explain to me: “She’s a famous comedian on SNL.” I said, “SNL is still on the air? I thought they died after Belushi!” “Oh no,” they assured me, “This is their 35th season!” Then I couldn’t resist! I asked, “What night is it on?” They actually answered me seriously, “Oh it’s on Saturday nights …” Then they realized I was mocking them and they got really pissed off.
And from Grand Rants, a look at those “racist rednecks” in Beantown.
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Prayers for safety for all the real tea party patriots. It’s sad to see people who shill for the same people who are destroying them.
Tina Fey famous? Only in her own mind.
Hopefully going to the 7 PM Tea Party @ Farley Post Office on 8th Avenue between 33rd and 34th Street in NYC. FYI NJ tea partiers who can’t make it to Trenton, Hackensack, Morristown or other places – take PATH to 33rd Street or NJ Transit to New York Penn Station. For PATH, when you get to street level, you’ll be on 6th Avenue – walk west two blocks and you’ll be at the Farley Post Office. For NJ Transit riders, when you get off your train, go upstairs into the station, head west towards the Amtrak section of New York Penn Station, then walk out onto 8th Avenue.
I really needed a 2nd cup of coffee; it took me about 5 minutes to get that.
Then the 2nd cuppa joe ended up on the monitor! But Peter helped make my day by sharing that hilarious exchange, so I don’t mind the mess.
It should be a grand day!
Good for you Peter
Emerson College kids with a sign?
Our sign:
“NOT TEA Acceptable
(Either a liberal plant or a simple idiot)”
The chant for the day against such is:
“NOT TEA! NOT TEA!”
)
(Which comes out sounding a a lot like ” Naughty! Naughty!”, but that works, too
Is there a bag limit?
Anybody got a good recipe?
Tea Party Protesters: “Taxed Enough Already!”
Infiltrator: “Dude, your taxes promote and fund my behavior!”
I read the headline, I I have to admit that I was desperately hoping she was going to include the words “paint ball gun” in the text.
It was great advice none the less, and the video is awesome.
Oddly enough, I have yet to see an anti-tea partier who isn’t white.
Grandspawn of our 60′s hippy radicals.
God’s blessings and protection on all the Tea Party Patriots, especially today!! You are all in my prayers. We will win this fight! I heard MM on Fox & Friends this a.m. MM…YOU ROCK!! I am so proud to be on the side of right and might!
The need to infiltrate is a very outstanding symptom.
It will only serve to make folks who want smaller gov, less taxes, liberty, etc., grow.
And now when the MSM media tries to slander conservatives or anyone at at Tea Party event the ace up our sleeves if you will is already in play.
Whomever the msm points out might be a plant and we can say so loud and clear with credibility because the LEFT has provided the excuse.
The stupidity of these folks continues to amaze me.
Just more of them shooting themselves in the proverbial foot.
Baltimore/Ohio Railroad $200! I win. (Monopoly)
You could send a leftist a bottle of RightGuard and bar of soap-it confuses them no end.
Exactly! The very fact that they feel the need to infiltrate means they realize the Tea Party is NOT racist, etc. Otherwise, why would they need to do that? They are really really stupid. It is the old “unintended consequences” that the progressives are so famous for.
Communist Infiltrator ======>
Not now, not ever.
125,000 Americans who died fighting them over the last 60 years were not wrong.
Sorry to go “off topic” for just a second. I just saw this on Drudge and it scares the he!! out of me! Looks like Soros is getting ready to make another move on our stock market. Just like he did in October 2008. Railway porter-turned-billionaire financier George Soros delivered a stark warning last night that the financial world is on the wrong track and that we may be hurtling towards an even bigger boom and bust than in the credit crisis.
The man who ‘broke’ the Bank of England (and who is still able to earn a cool $3.3 bln in a year) said the same strategy of borrowing and spending that had got us out of the Asian crisis could shunt us towards another crisis unless tough lessons are learned.
2 lbs infiltator-ground and browned
1C Kraft Honey Barbecue Sauce
1T rosemary
1 bay leaf
1t curry
1C chopped onions
1/4t salt
1T molasses
2-32oz cans diced tomatoes
1/2C dark beer
2-15oz can red kidney beans
Cook in crock pot on low for 4 hours. Serve in bowl with chives, sour cream and a tall glass of Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat. Enjoy.
OMG! They’re racists!
Yup. And the crashers actions are a testimony to the great goodness of the Tea Party folks in that the left needs to pose as offensive Tea Partiers due to the lack of offensive real Tea Party folks.
Keep your railroads, they’re a losing proposition. You only need to land on my Park Place or Boardwalk Hotel just once! mmmmwwwwwaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!
Make sure Chap gets this recipe.
Heading out for some tea … Imposture signs at the ready.
I hear you have to soak the meat for at least three days and change the water every couple of hours, otherwise it’s really gamey.
pppfffftttt. What a poseur. He is the perfect salon intellectual. He’d prefer moldy French cheese and a light buttery chardonnay.
I would use the same recipe I use for squirrel. One can of Cream of Mushroom soup. One package of dry onion soup mix. One can of beef gravy. S&P to taste. Crock Pot…2 days. Then throw away.
“they feel the need to infiltrate means they realize the Tea Party is NOT racist”
If it wasn’t so sad it would be funny.
The left: “We are going to make sure the media portrays the Tea dudes and dudettes as racist so WE’RE going to infiltrate and be the racist. That’ll teach them conservatives.”
Huh?
Scrapper. You are correct. The meat is very squirrel-like in texture but quite good. I like your recipe, simple and yet disgusting.
“George Soros”
He bought the Presidency for Obama and Soros is not getting what he feels is his money’s worth. Whatever he is doing is not surprising.
One could hope that at some point dots will be connected and Soros will take the heat he deserves for his anti-American actions. He is our enemy.
Darn, I have to work, and then a Knights of Columbus council meeting tonight. Our regularly scheduled meeting was postponed by Holy Thursday.
Good people. Anti-abortion. We say the Pledge of Allegience each meeting. God, Country and Family.
I may introduce a resolution for our council to vote on, sending a letter to Supreme in Connecticut, where Father McGivney started the first council, so immigrant (legal) Catholic men could support the widows and orphans of parishoners, and ask that Bart Stupak, who used to make a big deal about being in the KofC, be expelled from the order. But then again, I doubt he’ll show his face in church again back home, or in the K of C meeting hall.
But between that and work, no Tea Party for me.
But good luck to those patriots demanding we follow the Constitution, and demand that our government act as our servants, not our masters.
BHO is running away to Florida so he doesn’t have to see real American citizens. Gone to NASA. Cancelled the manned space program, but will annonce he’ll let NASA keep launching unmanned rockets. Cape security should keep those pesky American citizens away from Il Duce.
Simple and disgusting. Great description of Progressives!!
Love the ‘NOT ONE OF US’ sign from Temple of MUT. Am making several to take to our rally at noon today. I already have three suspects….
Hmm. Now that you mention it Doug, niether have I, not a single non-white person that I know of. Perhpas minorities have said enough is enough when it comes to being manipulated by the Democrat party?
I have now taught my 2 year old daughter to say “those hippies” while shaking her head. It is the most hilarious thing EVER! I’m trying to get her to say it whenever something goes awry, but it is very funny to hear her say “those hippies” in the middle of a conversation at supper time.
Now THAT would make for some good youtube!
Doug—who was shouting ‘white boy’ at Michael Johns?
Hey, y’all! Don’t forget to serve that stew with some fried green tomatoes!
I’m bringing my videocamera to the rally I’m going to. If any kosmoturfers are there, I’m going to (peacefully) follow them with the video until they leave.
RedDog said “…Leinenkugels…” Mmmmm, Leinenkugels!
Yeah. I mean she’s only been on the cover of Vogue, Vanity Fair and Esquire…just in the past three months.
Infiltrators are easy to spot.
1. If you spot a “hipster,” keep an eye on him or her. Signs include haircuts right out of Bust magazine, piercings, plugs, Commie star tattoos, and thrown together thrift-store wear. Sure, there could be real deal Tea Partiers who fit that description, but trust me, they’re in the minority.
2. If you spot guys with ponytails or unkempt beards, chicks with armpit hair, people who smell like b.o. (not “Barack Obama”) or like a gallon of patchouli oil, keep an eye on them. If they look like they wouldn’t be out-of-place playing hacky sack or smoking weed, you might have found yourself an infiltrator. Sure there could be real deal Tea Partiers who fit that description but it’s hard to find infiltrators who don’t.
3. Look out for people in stupid costumes or are trying real hard to draw attention.
Fey was head writer on SNL during the years it was unwatchably stupid.
Its gotten a little better.
She is uber-lefty, and is in a new movie with that funny guy from “The Office”.
She does a fairly good Palin impersonation, and many of the supposed stupid things Palin said, like “I can see Russia from my house”, Palin never said, it was Fey doing Palin.
Palin may have Idaho and Alaska roots, but someone in the family seems to be from the Upper Midwest, and most of Fey’s imitation was a vaguely “Fargo-esque” accent and cracks about being a former pageant contestant.
She has a show with the whacked drinking/daughter abusing Baldwin that I don’t watch, even though I do watch “The Office”, just because it has two hyper-partisan lefties.
I know most NYC/Hollywood celebs are lefties, but I’ll see some movies/watch some TV unless they are so blatantly partisan I can’t get past it.
Nice reading list you got there Chap. Just don’t get caught in the bathroom with the “Glamour” magazine.
Here’s a local update on the Jason Levin situation (the self-proclaimed originator of the ‘Crash the Tea Party’ effort).
He is being investigated by the State and is being denounced by a long-time local civil rights leader in the area.
Wow, I’m so impressed.
The Unabomber was on the cover of TIME.
So you also have to wait a long time in the checkout line at the grocery store?
Oh please, no. Please don’t start a threadjack on the word ‘famous’.
You mean like Famous Amos Cookies? I love them!
And no one here would argue he wasn’t famous, would they?
Oh, she was also #39 on Times 100 Most Influential People in 2009, right between Michelle Obama and Oprah (FYI, Palin was 27).
I’d prefer a Nathan’s Famous hot dog.
oh no..
He and Tina Fey have proved Warhol correct.
You know, I’m glad that I can’t remember the thousands of pop flash-in-the-pans I’ve had to endure in this earthly vale of tears over so many decades. I recall enough hyper-ballyhooed who-cares like Fey. Although the famous Michael Brody Jr. was kind of an interesting foray into such instant celebdom.
Ham-handed “infiltrators” are no threat to the tea party movement; externally-generated efforts to discredit it will produce the same result as trying to drown a fire with a glassful of gasoline.
If the tea partiers were to lose favor with the American People, it would only come from something they themselves had done.
Keep it civil, and let the lefties help you while trying to harm you. Irony can be a sweet thing.
Reminds me of a recipe given to us during sea survival training in the AF.
Catch a seagull.
Pluck and clean said bird.
Put bird into a pot of boiling water.
Remove your right boot and place in the same pot.
Boil furiously for five hours.
Pour off the water.
Throw away the seagull.
Eat your boot!
LOL, spaceycakes. Not to derail into celeb-talk, but I think a great political truth has been accidentally stumbled on here: liberals are overwhelmingly impressed by “celebrities”, conservatives – not so much. e.g. When some liberal celeb who plays a doctor on the telly is actually believed by other liberals to be a medical expert and called to Washington to testify in that capacity.
If you just read the last few comments and shuddered, then I suspect we’d get along famously.
From that scumbag in Oregon responsible for the ‘Crash the TEA Party’ website:
What a D-bag!
Still. I’d be wary about signing anything. And don’t give out any personal identifying information.
Be safe out there!
This explains the Colbert Report and Daily Show.
It also explains why clueless people think Sarah Palin actually said she could see Russia from her house.
Re. the Unabomber, infamous is a better modifier.
Merriam-Webster: having a reputation of the worst kind : notoriously evil
you canna say I di’n warn ya!
and John Deaux, re: the ‘shuddering’—yes, I’m sure we would get along famously…
What’s implied here is that the regulars here don’t give a crap that is celebrity pop culture, or anything coming from Holllywood or the MSM.
Moronic, ignorant junk like this is why I don’t read Big Hollywood. It read like what Bill Maher thinks conservatives sound like:
SNL was typical when she was head writer (Seth Meyers is head now), but she was just the top of a huge crew of scribes, not the only one. Bashing her is retarded.
She wrote Mean Girls, which made Lindsey Lohan a star, which unfortunately led to her being a basket case. It was a funny movie. Tina’s not to blame for Lindsey’s fall. In fact, when Lohan hosted SNL the 2nd time, Lorne Michaels and Tina tried to stage an intervention. I guess trying to help a sick person isn’t allowed to uptight haters like you.
30 Rock is a riot – one of my favorite shows – because of Fey’s writing and acting and because of Alec Baldwin. Yes, he is an absolute buffoon and idiot in real life, but unlike you, I can separate most Hollyweird clowns repulsive politics from their performances. Even Sean Penn – who should be thrown in a Cuban dungeoon – can act.
She is NOT an ultra-lefty partisan. She’s a quiet writer who somehow stumbled into the spotlight with grace. She dated her husband for 7 years before they married in 2001 and they have a 4 year old daughter. When she did her Esquire cover, she refused to pose for any too-risque photos because she didn’t want her daughter seeing them and have to explain them. A real swinging lib, she isn’t.
Her folks were Republican, but she’s coy about her views because she knows that being a Republican in show biz is a career killer, so she can’t be the ultra-lefty you ignorantly smear her as. In fact, on 30 Rock, her character blurted out (paraphrasing), “I tell people I’m voting for Barack Obama, but will probably vote for McCain because he’s better on security.” (Rush read a misquoted version of this from the NY Post and called her a Hollywood fake based on the misinformation.)
She’s smart, funny, self-deprecating, cute and compared to most show biz dolts, an upstanding citizen who doesn’t seem to have an axe to loudly grind. She may vote for Dems, but she’s no Janeane Garofalo, Ed. You do REAL conservatives a massive disservice with your misinformation.
(bites tongue)
Ookay…So,when does her restraining order against you run out?
HAH!!!! Even though I agree with Dirk, that was too funny. And funny always wins.
Isn’t Tax Day fun? Everyone remember to fill out Schedule M?
happyscrapper
How do you stand the stink for two days? And what must your neighbors think? Is he cooking garbage over there?
The one sign at the wnd link, that was funny as heck was ” Generic Angry Slogan.”
I’ve only read 3 newspapers so far and I know it’s early, but no surprise the first two papers had no mention of any protests and the 3rd had a tiny article about 5 sentences long. Good job MSM!
Is that the one we’re supposed to use to buy shoes and earrings, but won’t actually help us pay bills?
I’m pretty sure Tina Fey was born in Kenya too.
On Fox News:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/15/oregon-probes-teacher-determined-demolish-tea-party/?test=latestnews
Up to $800 won’t help you pay bills?
Sign I would like to see
“If any words are misspelled thank my liberal, government school teacher, union member”
yes I did.
and all it did was bring down what we owed to less than a …well, a lot of $$$.
Better than a dart board! Nancy covered in wet tea bags – better than botox.
Blue Lips too-three peas in a pod?
Is this a glaringly obvious lack of subtlety?
No clinically sane, non-show-biz heterosexual man with adequate eyesight finds anything special about Tina Fey.
As for being upstanding compared with Hollywood types, that’s nothing.
TV’s Tea Party Travesty
How ABC, CBS and NBC Have Dismissed and Disparaged the Tea Party Movement I guess we should be upset but that would require takeing the Lame Stream Media seriously and that just isn’t to happen.
Oh a little bity tear let me down
Spoiled my act as a clown
that really looks photoshopped. Or is it my old eyes?
Me too, big whoop, I owe more than I can pay, so my unregistered motorcycle sits in the garage and I’m missing all this fine riding weather. But I’m not taxed enough according to these poinyoins!
Which is still less than you would have owed last year, assuming you are in the lower 98%.
But that’s not how it worked. It was $11 per week less in withholding that did squat for my bills. If I had that in a lump sum, then I could pay a bill, but no, that was too simple. This way, you get to have a special form and people to process it and it does jack for helping anyone out.
Noted this on the relevant topical thread, but since the thread is somewhat “orphaned” (no updates in the post itself), I thought I’d pass it along here – no hijack, just a FYI update.
“It was of a political nature” – New Orleans Police Department Public Information Officer Bob Young (on the attack of a Jindal aide and her friend.)
The Hayride
Obama can’t help it if people aren’t disciplined enough to set aside that money every week until it amounts to something more useful.
So Reid was smelling his own kind( libtards) when he said” He could smell them in the Capitol”
“Obama can’t help it if people aren’t”
True enough however the problem is that OBAMA has indicated he and his government will take care of us.
You can’t then use people’s individual responsibility, or lack thereof, as an excuse for Obama’s failures.
From various Tea Party reports, infiltrators are thus far been few and glaringly obvious. However, not surprisingly, the news media has been concentrating their cameras on the anti-tea party people who show up plausibly hoping for some sort of confrontation they can use for air.
As the commies know to well, the first move is to take over the MSM. Well that happened without a fight. Maybe we should get their attention and storm the NYT or NBC for instance.
If people had any self discipline, there would be nobody for the Dems to pander to.
Love the signs!! Can just picture a tea partier following a lefty around with one of those. lol
Even if that were so, Chap, it’s mighty cold comfort to bloodless turnips. The elderly dependent on Social Security for their sole income have fared even worse under Obama – they will receive no COLA for two years and he raided their Medicare to the tune of a half trillion $$ in his bid to impose government run healthcare on Americans.
SNL’s best ratings in 14 years was the show where Sarah Palin appeared.
http://www.google.com/search?q=snl+ratings+history&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=p&tbs=tl:1,tll:2005,tlh:2009&ei=NHTHS5SgK4XUtgOrpoj1BA&oi=timeline_histogram_nav&ct=timeline-histogram&cd=8&ved=0CHwQyQEoCA
We owe a ton this year.
just sayin’
Wrong, I owe more this year because because two child dependant credits expired, and I even had less income. The wife and I are contemplating divorce just to defray tax liabilities as a married couple. (at least that what she says)
My parents had a tax base of around 16% when I was a young boy. We had a house and could save for vacation trips and everything. Roads were better, schools were better, now almost 40% of my hard- earned money is stolen from me. My wife and I haven’t been on a real vacation since ’88. My bills and taxes keep going up and my quality of life is going down. But I’m not taxed enough?
Thank goodness we have Michelle Malkin’s blog to complain about how much we owe…while we scurry to find ways to pay it….We.Are.SToopid!
Oh and PS – I don’t care who’s at fault. WE PAY TOO MUCH IN TAXES. PERIOD!
It’s the spending…
Hey, one of my conservative buds just got back from the Chicago Tea Party. He said it was fantastic to be around so many like-minded folks. I don’t want to cause trouble for the thin-blue line, but they apparently ran off a pack of left-wing moonbats trying to cause problems for the Tea Partiers. Take a cop to lunch, folks!