Obama: Make Illegals Register and Learn English

By Doug Powers  •  April 28, 2010 08:38 AM

Obama has blasted the new Arizona illegal alien law that 70% of Arizona votors favor as “poorly conceived” before his justice has even finished its review (a “poorly conceived” law to the Obama administration being one that the signatory actually took the time to read). But in the same speech, Obama also said that illegals shouldn’t be harrassed with requests for papers, but rather the US should “make them register, make them pay a fine, make them learn English.”

And exactly how do we know who needs to register without checking IDs? Naturally, Obama doesn’t mean any of it — except maybe the “register” part. I have no doubt the goal is to get illegals to register… as Democrat voters.

As a Senator, Obama voted “no” on making English the official language for the US government. If Obama doesn’t care if I can understand what the clerk at the DMV is saying when I’m trying to renew my driver’s license (which I have to produce papers for, by the way), I seriously doubt he cares if a construction worker in Tuscon can speak English.

The “wink, nudge” factor from this speech yesterday in Iowa is enough to knock you off your chair — and if that doesn’t do it, you’ll fall off the chair laughing:

Help is on the way though, because according to Drudge, the Department of Homeland Security will soon have unmanned drones patrolling the Texas border, meaning that before too long we might see a drone sporting 50 legs and a sombrero running across the border while Janet Napolitano points at them as evidence that “the system is working.”

The Obama administration’s plan is for the drones to patrol the border, and if a US government official notices a threat and tries to actually do something about it, the drone will be programmed to quickly eliminate said government official.

The only remaining question is whether or not Eric Holder’s review of the Arizona law will lead to a civil trial or a military tribunal for Governor Jan Brewer.

(h/t FreedomsLighthouse)

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  1. #101
    On April 28th, 2010 at 7:30 pm, elgringoviejo said:

    Off topic, but …. Here in southern Maryland, we have a conservative running against Representative Steny Hoyer(D). Please help this gentleman….. http://www.baileyforuscongress.com

  2. #102
    On April 28th, 2010 at 7:34 pm, 24Klady said:

    #104 I got the dreaded 404 page not found.

  3. #103
    On April 28th, 2010 at 7:41 pm, elgringoviejo said:

    Well, my first attempt at “link” did not go that great: http://www.baileyforuscongress.com

  4. #104
    On April 29th, 2010 at 5:20 am, Mostly Annoyed said:

    It is obvious to everyone, including the liberals, that is you enforce any law it is a deterant to commiting the crime and if you don’t people will ignore the law. Unfortunalely the liberals want illegal aliens who will illegally vote for them and their promises of amnesty. Start enforcing the laws in every state and the illegal aliens will go home. If they can’t work and send money to Maxico there is no reason for them to be here. I expect Congress and Mr. O. to do everything possible to prevent enforcement of the existing laws, as they have been for many years. Those states that do not enforce the laws will be flooded with illegal aliens, unemployeement will skyrocket and they will be forced into bankrupcy if they do not fix the problem. Reap what you sow, as they say…..

  5. #105
    On April 29th, 2010 at 8:33 am, Mach1Duck said:

    I was visiting California when this law was signed. Funny thing is, despite what the politicos are saying, the folks out there are were all for it.

  6. #106
    On April 29th, 2010 at 8:48 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    The Mayor of All That Is, All that Has Been and All that Will Be Mayor Bloomberg of NYC is ripping into Arizona for our Illegal Immigration law. Rachel Butch Maddow of PMSNBC is having a hissie over the law and of course He Who Has Come it upset. As Mayor Bloomberg is so interested in our immigration law I thought he might be interested in our Constitutional Carry Law and sent him a copy. The people of Arizona are citizens while the shepple of NYC are subjects.

    I am proud of this state-except for the Liberals and John McCain of course.

  7. #107
    On April 29th, 2010 at 8:52 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    On April 29th, 2010 at 8:33 am, Mach1Duck said:

    I was visiting California when this law was signed. Funny thing is, despite what the politicos are saying, the folks out there are were all for it.

    Perhaps someday those people will stand like a free people and take back their state.

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    An armed society is a polite society.

  8. #108
    On April 29th, 2010 at 3:44 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    ARIZONANEANDERTHAL – Many of us here in Colorado are raising our glasses to the fine and courageous Governor and the people of the State of Arizona!! I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees. To hell with the open borders crowd.

  9. #109
    On April 30th, 2010 at 11:49 am, cheapseat said:

    When is it that the courts and the gubmint is going to fight for the rights of the law abiding taxpaying job holding citizens of this country. I am so sick of the crooks and slugs of our society getting all the protections and benefits while the normal working stiff gets the bill. Gay marriage, get over it. SS disability for drug addicts, do you wonder why SS is going broke. Medicare fraudsters peddling motorized carts on tv when Medicare is broke. Illegal aliens DEMANDING their civil rights in this country, both insulting and ridiculous. The U.N. and all it’s new world order agencies treating the U.S. as the piggy bank and policeman of the world, GO AWAY!

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