Hey Illegals, Have Your Kids Admit in School You Don’t Have Papers and the Feds Won’t Touch You
**Posted by guest-blogger Doug Powers
The child of an apparent illegal may have stumbled upon a new approach for illegals to keep the Feds off their backs for good: Have your kids admit it in a classroom to a member of the First Family on national television:
Immigration officials will not swoop in to deport a woman whose daughter asked first lady Michelle Obama about “taking people away” if they don’t have proper paperwork, a Department of Homeland Security spokesman said Thursday.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigations are based on “solid law enforcement work and not classroom Q and As,” said DHS spokesman Matt Chandler. Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a part of DHS.
I wonder if it would work this way if my daughter was in school and told the president’s wife that her dad hadn’t paid any taxes for several years (I’d either get audited or offered a cabinet position — coin flip).
The girl told Michelle Obama that her mother “doesn’t have any” papers, so it looks like she’s completely off the hook now provided the girl’s mother doesn’t try to get into President Obama’s commencement speech at Kalamazoo Central High School.
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She called her mother a mutt?
I would guess mo took this little girl off to the side and told her how this bho auntie just lived here for years after judges told her to leave and then all of a sudden, LEGAL!
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He’s kidding, right?
So, you have to be arrested before your status can be investigated by law enforcement?
Teacher (hand held high and waving about)! What’s a double standard?
Little girl: “My mommy is worried that Barack Obama will have people who don’t have papers taken away.”
Correct response: “Don’t worry sweetheart, we’ll see to it that you get to go with her.”
Another set-up photo-op moment from the ‘Bambis. The little darling sounds like someone coached her. Oh, and FLOTUS too.
Michelle: “Don’t worry honey, you and your mom can move in with Barack’s auntie until you get papers.”
*Hey Michelle, does Doug have his papers?; Oh, that’s right, he lives in Michiganistan, so he’s cool.
*In other news, 25 Americans are killed daily at the hands of illegal aliens, either on the road or through violent crime; Will they get a pass from P-BO too?; Just asking.
Haa-haa-haa!!! Good one! Oh, they were serious?
I am getting really tired of this nonsense. I couldn’t get away with overstaying my visa in the Europe or Asia or South America. Why is is utterly unthinkable that the US applies REASONABLE statutes to foreigners who come here? WHY?
Is the Filipino Police Officer who asks an American to show a visa a racist? Is a Russian MVD Officer who asks an American to show a visa a racist? Then why is an American Police Officer racist if he asks a Latino about his immigration status?
THIS IS NOTHING SHORT OF MENTAL ILLNESS!
We can’t start collecting the OTM’s (Other Than Mexican) illegals without collecting the Mexican illegals.
And that starts at hiring time. No papers, no job. If you get hired without papers, you should share your cell with the man that hired you.
Chewy, like her husband, is at a loss without the prompters.
So tell me Matt, when does “solid law enforcement work” include ignoring an obvious violation of the law that falls right in your lap?
Considering your political views, I’m surprised you haven’t been audited, Michelle, even without a child saying you have paid any taxes lately. Just wait…
identificación legítima?
si?
presente, o largarse — por favor
She could have said “don’t got no” papers, so there’s that I guess…
I think both Obamas positions are IMPEACHABLE offenses for OUR President.
To practically invite in all comers……OUTRAGEOUS!!!!
What in God’s name has happened to our country?
I’m not even 30 yet, and this is NOT the America I grew up in.
we are catching a few…
http://www.wsbtv.com/video/23438021/index.htm...
I saw this on the news first thing this morning, and it was reported that the school chewbacca sat in was something like, I dunno, 75% Hispanic?
I thought the phrase, “Take back America” was originally intended to be taking our country back from the Democrats. Now we have another group to take it back from, Illegal Aliens.
The opposing forces are getting larger every day.
(So is my resolve.)
You and Abner hang in there!
And keep an eye on the Stevens.
Well, it was in the “Sanctuary State of Maryland” so what do you expect?
The First Lady’s response soto voce: “That’s okay. My husband doesn’t either. It’ll be our little secret.”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but is there not something in the oath of office about upholding the laws?
I suppose MO didn’t take an oath of office, but it certainly reflects poorly on her husband.
Not that he cares, of course.
What would have happened if the girl had said that her father had guns and had wished that Obama was dead?
If they went after her they would have to investigate Barry Soetoro’s documents.
The MSM and Liberals everywhere would have done whatever they could to tie the girl and her family to the tea party.
No they wouldn’t. Consistently applying the rule of law is not how it works in a banana republic.
I guess it is time for me to accept the fact that those who have been ‘voted’ into positions of power are no longer following the law and no longer represent the will of the citizens. Once this realization is accepted, we can begin to take the necessary steps to regain our constitutional rights and freedom.
It is a tough realization to accept, but when I compare the actions of government officials to their words, then compare that to our constitution, I cannot deny the truth.
Ignore their words and focus on the actions… A Democrat’s action never matches their word, whereas the actions of conservatives almost always match their word.
Truth or Lie, which do you prefer?
Well, that depends on where you are!
Um, the girl is a credible witness to a crime. Her testimony is on video.
Even if that doesn’t count as “solid,” can’t it somehow be included to be a part of the solid law enforcement work?
DHS, Department of Hapless Stupidity?
This is what happens when things are not done in God’s name.
Perhaps God has abandoned America since we have abandoned him?
It started with Roe v. Wade, 1973.
I suggest that when Arizona captures an illegal, they just give them a bus ticket to one of these sanctuary cities. Or possibly 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Let the Obamas take care of them.
bad idea, just look at how well the Obamas took care of his illegal aunt in Mass….at the taxpayers expense.
Sorry, I was quoting #18 (On May 20th, 2010 at 3:23 pm, sunshinerbray).
But I definitely agree.
The whole thing was staged…as are all things Obama. He can’t breathe without Axelrod telling how and when. FLOTUS is a designator – Michelle will never be a U.S. First Lady, just a fraud.
Unless said “solid law enforcement work” is done by the state of Arizona, in which case they are under no obligation to accept the prisoners or pursue action.
That little girl wants to visit the White House.
http://www.csmonitor.com/From-the-news-wires/2010/0521/Girl-who-asked-First-Lady-Michelle-Obama-about-immigration-wants-White-House-visit
Well, this doesn’t protect the mother or any of the other dozen relatives that live in the same house. Deport, deport, DEPORT!!! It’s the LAW!! Even in MD.