Hey Illegals, Have Your Kids Admit in School You Don’t Have Papers and the Feds Won’t Touch You

By Doug Powers  •  May 20, 2010 02:12 PM

**Posted by guest-blogger Doug Powers

The child of an apparent illegal may have stumbled upon a new approach for illegals to keep the Feds off their backs for good: Have your kids admit it in a classroom to a member of the First Family on national television:

Immigration officials will not swoop in to deport a woman whose daughter asked first lady Michelle Obama about “taking people away” if they don’t have proper paperwork, a Department of Homeland Security spokesman said Thursday.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigations are based on “solid law enforcement work and not classroom Q and As,” said DHS spokesman Matt Chandler. Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a part of DHS.

I wonder if it would work this way if my daughter was in school and told the president’s wife that her dad hadn’t paid any taxes for several years (I’d either get audited or offered a cabinet position — coin flip).

The girl told Michelle Obama that her mother “doesn’t have any” papers, so it looks like she’s completely off the hook now provided the girl’s mother doesn’t try to get into President Obama’s commencement speech at Kalamazoo Central High School.

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  1. #1
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:15 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    She called her mother a mutt?

  2. #2
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:16 pm, letget said:

    I would guess mo took this little girl off to the side and told her how this bho auntie just lived here for years after judges told her to leave and then all of a sudden, LEGAL!
    L

  3. #3
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:17 pm, Sanddog said:

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigations are based on “solid law enforcement work and not classroom Q and As,” said DHS spokesman Matt Chandler

    He’s kidding, right?

    So, you have to be arrested before your status can be investigated by law enforcement?

  4. #4
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:24 pm, DBNinKY said:

    The girl told Michelle Obama that her mother “doesn’t have any” papers, so it looks like she’s completely off the hook now provided the girl’s mother doesn’t try to get into President Obama’s commencement speech at Kalamazoo Central High School.

    Teacher (hand held high and waving about)! What’s a double standard?

  5. #5
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:24 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Little girl: “My mommy is worried that Barack Obama will have people who don’t have papers taken away.”

    Correct response: “Don’t worry sweetheart, we’ll see to it that you get to go with her.”

  6. #6
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:26 pm, 24Klady said:

    Another set-up photo-op moment from the ‘Bambis. The little darling sounds like someone coached her. Oh, and FLOTUS too.

  7. #7
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:29 pm, rambler said:

    Michelle: “Don’t worry honey, you and your mom can move in with Barack’s auntie until you get papers.”

  8. #8
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:37 pm, bjc said:

    **Posted by guest-blogger Doug Powers

    *Hey Michelle, does Doug have his papers?; Oh, that’s right, he lives in Michiganistan, so he’s cool.
    *In other news, 25 Americans are killed daily at the hands of illegal aliens, either on the road or through violent crime; Will they get a pass from P-BO too?; Just asking.

  9. #9
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:43 pm, drivingjack said:

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigations are based on “solid law enforcement work and not classroom Q and As,” said DHS spokesman Matt Chandler. Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a part of DHS.

    Haa-haa-haa!!! Good one! Oh, they were serious?

  10. #10
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    I am getting really tired of this nonsense. I couldn’t get away with overstaying my visa in the Europe or Asia or South America. Why is is utterly unthinkable that the US applies REASONABLE statutes to foreigners who come here? WHY?

    Is the Filipino Police Officer who asks an American to show a visa a racist? Is a Russian MVD Officer who asks an American to show a visa a racist? Then why is an American Police Officer racist if he asks a Latino about his immigration status?

    THIS IS NOTHING SHORT OF MENTAL ILLNESS!

  11. #11
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:51 pm, Hangfire said:

    We can’t start collecting the OTM’s (Other Than Mexican) illegals without collecting the Mexican illegals.

    And that starts at hiring time. No papers, no job. If you get hired without papers, you should share your cell with the man that hired you.

  12. #12
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm, ThatSamIAm said:

    Chewy, like her husband, is at a loss without the prompters.

  13. #13
    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:59 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigations are based on “solid law enforcement work . .”

    So tell me Matt, when does “solid law enforcement work” include ignoring an obvious violation of the law that falls right in your lap?

  14. #14
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:00 pm, verogolfer said:

    Considering your political views, I’m surprised you haven’t been audited, Michelle, even without a child saying you have paid any taxes lately. Just wait…

  15. #15
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:01 pm, dcbprime said:

    identificación legítima?
    si?
    presente, o largarse — por favor

  16. #16
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:15 pm, Insomniac said:

    her mother “doesn’t have any” papers

    She could have said “don’t got no” papers, so there’s that I guess…

  17. #17
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:17 pm, maisy said:

    I think both Obamas positions are IMPEACHABLE offenses for OUR President.
    To practically invite in all comers……OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

  18. #18
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:23 pm, sunshinerbray said:

    What in God’s name has happened to our country?

    I’m not even 30 yet, and this is NOT the America I grew up in.

  19. #19
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:26 pm, tiredofit08 said:

    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:51 pm, Hangfire said:

    We can’t start collecting the OTM’s (Other Than Mexican) illegals without collecting the Mexican illegals.

    And that starts at hiring time. No papers, no job. If you get hired without papers, you should share your cell with the man that hired you.

    we are catching a few…

    http://www.wsbtv.com/video/23438021/index.htm

  20. #20
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:26 pm, spaceycakes said:

    I saw this on the news first thing this morning, and it was reported that the school chewbacca sat in was something like, I dunno, 75% Hispanic?

  21. #21
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:27 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    I thought the phrase, “Take back America” was originally intended to be taking our country back from the Democrats. Now we have another group to take it back from, Illegal Aliens.

    The opposing forces are getting larger every day.
    (So is my resolve.)

  22. #22
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:35 pm, Hangfire said:

    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:27 pm, GladzKravtz said:
    The opposing forces are getting larger every day.
    (So is my resolve.)

    You and Abner hang in there!

    And keep an eye on the Stevens.

  23. #23
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:51 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    Well, it was in the “Sanctuary State of Maryland” so what do you expect?

    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:26 pm, spaceycakes said:

    I saw this on the news first thing this morning, and it was reported that the school chewbacca sat in was something like, I dunno, 75% Hispanic?

  24. #24
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:54 pm, BuckeyeSam said:

    The girl told Michelle Obama that her mother “doesn’t have any” papers,

    The First Lady’s response soto voce: “That’s okay. My husband doesn’t either. It’ll be our little secret.”

  25. #25
    On May 20th, 2010 at 3:55 pm, mattymatt10 said:

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but is there not something in the oath of office about upholding the laws?

    I suppose MO didn’t take an oath of office, but it certainly reflects poorly on her husband.

    Not that he cares, of course.

  26. #26
    On May 20th, 2010 at 4:02 pm, okiedokie said:

    What would have happened if the girl had said that her father had guns and had wished that Obama was dead?

  27. #27
    On May 20th, 2010 at 4:06 pm, ScottyDog said:

    If they went after her they would have to investigate Barry Soetoro’s documents.

  28. #28
    On May 20th, 2010 at 4:06 pm, Truesoldier said:

    On May 20th, 2010 at 4:02 pm, okiedokie said:
    What would have happened if the girl had said that her father had guns and had wished that Obama was dead?

    The MSM and Liberals everywhere would have done whatever they could to tie the girl and her family to the tea party.

  29. #29
    On May 20th, 2010 at 4:07 pm, Insomniac said:

    On May 20th, 2010 at 4:06 pm, ScottyDog said:
    If they went after her they would have to investigate Barry Soetoro’s documents.

    No they wouldn’t. Consistently applying the rule of law is not how it works in a banana republic.

  30. #30
    On May 20th, 2010 at 4:23 pm, JamieD said:

    What in God’s name has happened to our country?

    I’m not even 30 yet, and this is NOT the America I grew up in.

    I guess it is time for me to accept the fact that those who have been ‘voted’ into positions of power are no longer following the law and no longer represent the will of the citizens. Once this realization is accepted, we can begin to take the necessary steps to regain our constitutional rights and freedom.

    It is a tough realization to accept, but when I compare the actions of government officials to their words, then compare that to our constitution, I cannot deny the truth.

    Ignore their words and focus on the actions… A Democrat’s action never matches their word, whereas the actions of conservatives almost always match their word.

    Truth or Lie, which do you prefer?

  31. #31
    On May 20th, 2010 at 5:05 pm, Freddy said:

    On May 20th, 2010 at 2:17 pm, Sanddog said:

    So, you have to be arrested before your status can be investigated by law enforcement?

    Well, that depends on where you are!

  32. #32
    On May 20th, 2010 at 5:15 pm, corkie said:

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigations are based on “solid law enforcement work and not classroom Q and As,” said DHS spokesman Matt Chandler.

    Um, the girl is a credible witness to a crime. Her testimony is on video.

    Even if that doesn’t count as “solid,” can’t it somehow be included to be a part of the solid law enforcement work?

  33. #33
    On May 20th, 2010 at 5:23 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    DHS, Department of Hapless Stupidity?

  34. #34
    On May 20th, 2010 at 5:29 pm, Hangfire said:

    On May 20th, 2010 at 4:23 pm, JamieD said:
    What in God’s name has happened to our country?

    This is what happens when things are not done in God’s name.

    Perhaps God has abandoned America since we have abandoned him?

    It started with Roe v. Wade, 1973.

  35. #35
    On May 20th, 2010 at 5:37 pm, walterc said:

    I suggest that when Arizona captures an illegal, they just give them a bus ticket to one of these sanctuary cities. Or possibly 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Let the Obamas take care of them.

  36. #36
    On May 20th, 2010 at 5:47 pm, Truesoldier said:

    On May 20th, 2010 at 5:37 pm, walterc said:
    I suggest that when Arizona captures an illegal, they just give them a bus ticket to one of these sanctuary cities. Or possibly 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Let the Obamas take care of them.

    bad idea, just look at how well the Obamas took care of his illegal aunt in Mass….at the taxpayers expense.

  37. #37
    On May 20th, 2010 at 6:11 pm, JamieD said:

    On May 20th, 2010 at 5:29 pm, Hangfire said:

    On May 20th, 2010 at 4:23 pm, JamieD said:
    What in God’s name has happened to our country?

    This is what happens when things are not done in God’s name.

    Perhaps God has abandoned America since we have abandoned him?

    It started with Roe v. Wade, 1973.

    Sorry, I was quoting #18 (On May 20th, 2010 at 3:23 pm, sunshinerbray).

    But I definitely agree.

  38. #38
    On May 21st, 2010 at 10:56 am, FirstSkirt said:

    The whole thing was staged…as are all things Obama. He can’t breathe without Axelrod telling how and when. FLOTUS is a designator – Michelle will never be a U.S. First Lady, just a fraud.

  39. #39
    On May 23rd, 2010 at 9:03 pm, John Deaux said:

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigations are based on “solid law enforcement work and not classroom Q and As,” said DHS spokesman Matt Chandler. Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a part of DHS.

    Unless said “solid law enforcement work” is done by the state of Arizona, in which case they are under no obligation to accept the prisoners or pursue action.

  40. #40
    On May 25th, 2010 at 9:07 am, dcbprime said:
  41. #41
    On May 26th, 2010 at 1:27 pm, By Choice said:

    Brian Edwards, chief of staff for the Montgomery County public school system, said the system is protecting the child.

    “The girl is in school and we’re doing everything we can to keep her safe,” Edwards said.

    Well, this doesn’t protect the mother or any of the other dozen relatives that live in the same house. Deport, deport, DEPORT!!! It’s the LAW!! Even in MD.

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