Al and Tipper Gore to Separate
**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers
Maybe even Tipper’s finally had enough of his hot air:
Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday.
In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: “We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate.
“This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”
Rest assured, somehow, some way, Al will find a way to blame this on global warming. I know the eco-dupes will, because divorce & separation contributes to global warming. As if anybody needed yet another reason to call Al a hypocrite.
No wonder his UT commencement speech was so doom and gloom — Al knew he was about to have to compromise his lifestyle by possibly confining himself to only four and a half of the nine bathrooms in their new mansion.
Attorneys for Al Gore say that the former vice president intends to fight for custody of the snake oil.
(h/t Treacher)
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Rush just asked “who gets the internet?”
I love it!!
So, what is the new carbon footprint??? Who gets the house on the water? Does Tipper get it incase the sea levels do rise?
I assume a congratulatory card to Tipper would be in poor taste.
Who get’s the new mansion?
Dude, Algore knew the split was comming. The beachside pad will be terrific for Bill and he to toss some bachelor parties. Parents hide your daughters!
I assume Tipper realized that the Global Warming ship is nearly sunk and bailed on Captain Al.
I’m sorry to hear that. She will probably be much happier as time goes by. I could not imagine being a woman and married to this guy. Chilling.
This is what happens when you win the Nobel Prize for junk science.
Divorce is never a good thing. No matter who it is. But he is a loon.
I wonder if tipper has been listening to Glenn and reading MM, HA, and decided hubby might be a bit on the not legal side? I have a feeling she knows things on hubby, she will do quite well if they divorce!
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She was too conservative for him.
Well, now we know why Algore needed another mansion.
One for him and one for her.
Who wants to be he gets the California mansion? His worshippers are based there, aren’t they?
The photo is of the “Tipper Tonsillectomy” proving Al has testosterone. In reality it proved him to be a junior high boy.
I’m thinking Algore got to thinking he was some kind of messiah and Tipper just got fed up with his Goracle attitude. She is better off.
Who gives a ****?
Technically, Montecito is up the hill, it’s not on the water…
Can you hide assets better if you are divorced?
Also, divorce or not, I’m not ready to forgive Tipper. As far as I can tell, she turned a blind eye to nasty/violent gangsta rap music when hubby became a Clinton VP candidate. Before that she said she wanted to clean up the recording industry. She could have done some good.
“Well… it all started when Al saw that South Park episode, and wanted me to pretend to be WomanBearPig in the bedroom”
Tipperan un-named source was quoted as saying…Al and Tipper Parody
Rumor has it Tipper caught Al and an “assistant” dressed like Sully and Neytiri from the Avatar movie. Tipper is reported to have said, “I see you!” before storming out of their palatial estate.
Once she realized she was sleeping with a manbearpig, Tipper felt an aversion to “Animal Husbandry”!
No Affair–what a lie!!!!!Al Gore has been SCREWING most of the world with his Global warming B.S.–and he got paid for it.
Dear Lord, please don’t let there be a sex tape. Amen.
I think the bachelor pad mansion is for Tipper. She needs a life after 40 years of life with a ventriloquist’s dummy.
Are you kidding, who wouldn’t love to see this shyster wearing the dog collar, on all fours, barking at the moon?!
Breaking news: Al Gore reveals that the excessive warmth he’d been blaming on Global Warming was just one of Tipper’s hot flashes.
Actually, I hope it works out for them…the actually seemed to be in love with each other, so it’s kinda sad.
Tipper finally looked into manbearpig’s black eyes and saw the evil there. It took her long enough!! But I guess love is blind and she finally realized she didn’t love him and saw the truth. Just as I have no sympathy for Elizabeth Edwards, I have no sympathy for Tipper. They both knew they were sleeping with the devil and were aiding and abetting.
Isnt’t that what won him the Nobel?
She should max out her carbon credit cards before he shuts them off!
Wonder how many houses Tipper gets?
She probably found out he lied to her about global warming and is a little bit ticked off….just sayin’
Put me down as a Who Cares.
Tipper finally figured after all those years together that Al was a lost cause.
I thought Al said that “Love Story” was written about him and Tipper? Shouldn’t she have died forty years ago?
Al is just hoarding his carbon credits even amongst family members.
She found out there was nothing actually in the ‘Lock Box’.
*Divorce is, of course, unfortunate, but Spotted Owl Bore ever being in a position to wield such evil power is the far greater travesty.
*Why has this not happened with Hillary a long time ago?; Oh, that’s right, she’s a power hungry grifter with cankles from way back; Score one for Tipper!
I’m sure that Dr. Manhattan has become too remote for Tipper.
I wonder if Tipper finally caught him cruising the streets of Chelsea. Did she just accept that he is crazy.
Does anybody really believe “there is no affair?” I mean, frankly, it is obvious that algore is more in love with algore than anyone else on the planet but I’m not buying the “there was no affair” line until the National Enquirer has had a chance to check on this…
John Edwards must be laughing his butt off today…
According to rumor, Al always screams his own name during sex.
Tipper: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.“
Hangfire–he has sex??!
She found a pile of inconvenient truths hidden in his sock drawer.
I love you people! Thanks for making my day!
You leave poor Chelsea Clinton out of this, you masher, you!
When no one is around.
No, this just means Tipper gets the current mansion, and Al gets to build his new Bat-Cave mansion…
Dangerfield: I was scared the first time I had sex! I was all by myself!
Don’t forget how much money both Gores made, and are still making, from the fraudulent global warming scam. They may be at the height of their earnings as the fraud police are starting to make inquiries. They may be getting out while the getting is good.
These guys invested in alternative energy companies and then used their political power to maximize the investment in those companies. That additional investment kept the companies afloat because their products never worked well and the companies never would have survived , much less make a profit. Thats the definition of a Ponzi scheme. No viable product and the company propped up by new investors. Now when the Gores sell their shares to settle the “divorce”, they can get their money and run. The latest investors will be the ones holding the “empty” bag.
I don’t trust either one of these two.
do you think he’ll shack up with a stevedore?
Tipper just wants her half of the Global warming money before it dies up.
oops – dries
I guess their relationship is no longer super cereal.
FIFY
No, really. Who cares? This registers not even a blip on the cosmic radar.
I don’t think divorce is ever funny.
I have loved reading these comments. I have been passing them along to my family, so everyone has been getting a good laugh!!
Keep it up, it’s better than tv.
Cough…….cough….pffffffffft
I believe it is a seperation.
Poor, crazy mixed up kids! The planet is about to heat up and consume us in a flaming fireball of doom and destruction – they are the only ones who can save it – and all they can think of is themselves. And their new villa. And the $Billion. And speaking fees. And stuff.
Dr. Gore’s (PhDope) stellar intellect is the only hope.
sorry i nead to keep it clean but he just pisses me off
If you didn’t laugh out loud at more than half of these posts, you missed the greatest medicine available.
Frankly, I don’t feel even the slightest bit of sympathy/empathy for these two.
10 bucks tipper will be the crying on all the shows band rock n roll
Tigerlady no it s not but sometimes it helps
Maybe Al’s just not a big tipper.
Or the only Tipper he is doing is on the weight scale.
Tipper didn’t let Al tip her over as much as in the past, and Al didn’t want to tip her over either, as she continued to tip the scales at a weight that Al only found attractive when he was feeling tip-sy.
I tipper my hat to you. I don’t know who tipped you off. You are now at the tipper of the spear.
*Maybe Tipper just tired of pulling out the splinters!
I think Tipper’s next move as a single cougar should be to pose for Playboy!
Hug has lost about 2/3 of the value of his empire since the boom of the internet and his reluctance to go hardcore.
I think Tipper might be the antecdote that could cure what ails his falling empire.
Maybe Tipper found Al’s climaxes to be the same as his global warming prosthelytizing – massively faked and disappointing.
How about a Dr Al Ozone spread in Playgirl? Man/Bear/Pig revealed! Oh, the Humanity!….
Tipper should replace Sarah Jessica Parker as one of the four on SATC 3.
First Al and Tipper seperate, now I read that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are seperating, too. Can this day get any worse???
Al and Tipper get a divorce and Bill and Hillary are still married.
Go figure.
Swede: Gays do care about the environment, and Al is the face of the environmental movement, so I am sure putting him in a spread in Playgirl, which as everyone knows has a high gay-male readership, would go over well.
Secondly, Al would have to go full frontal nudity because a) he is against unnecessary packaging – i.e. no underwear and b) if he showed his backside, the amount of carbon gas that could escape into the ozone would surpass even the most efficient commercial dairy farms.
That is exactly what I believe.
BAL-have you seen Hillary lately. I think she could use a personal image consultation with any qualified beautician. She is scary looking.
I would like to take this moment to apologize to you all. Since the media has been at my front door all day; it’s time I come clean. I wanted you guys to hear my confession first.
For the past two years AlGore’s wife, Tipper, and I have been having an affair. I’m sorry to have to bring this up; but I think it’s time I told the truth. This has been a very difficult time for my family, including my dogs, and my wife has decided to forgive me; however, I still feel the need to confess the errors of my ways.
I understand that many of you will be disappointed with my actions; please understand, I have consulted with the finest and highest religious leaders I know, including Glenn Beck. I just want to atone for my digressions and move on with my life and I hope the Gores will do the same.
I was wrong; I shouldn’t have done it, and I promise that it will never happen again. As far as my relationship with the Gore family, I never really liked Al much, but I always thought Tipper was one hot cougar. But, frankly, she has aged a bit since we first met. I also didn’t know about the hidden camera Al kept in the bedroom over the mirror; why he did that, I never know.
Anyway, I just wanted to clear the air, move on and start a new life. Please forgive me. Oh, I have to run; I just got a text from Michelle; the limo is outside and the Secret Service says I have to go now.
Al who?
Saw this National Enquirer headline in the checkout line yesterday. The plot thickens…
Polar Bear Claims Her Baby Is Dr Gore’s Love
ChildCubReturning from a lunch with Billy Jeff Clinton, Gore insists there is no relationship with that bear.
Gore: We didn’t even exchange bear hugs nevermind, you know…
In his best Bill Clinton voice, finger pointed at camera “I DID NOT have sex with that polar bear…”
heh. Love Cub.
I think that picking on the Gores over something like this is cheap and sad.
I dub thee “Buzz Kill”.
It never was global warming. Tipper was just having hot flashes. She’s of that age, ya know.
I’m no fan of Al or Tipper, but I really don’t think this is any of our business.
RWR
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