Nancy Pelosi’s Tweets
**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers
House Speaker Pelosi joined Twitter about a week ago:
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) tweeted for the first time this weekend before the commencement ceremonies at Cornell University, where she addressed the graduating Class of 2010.
Her Twitter page is here…
…and it looks like she’s getting the hang of it quickly:
Welcome to Twitter, Ms. Speaker!
**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers
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In her case it should be called ‘Twatter’.
You are too funny! I keep laughing about her and her discovery of “The Word”. I wonder if she found out yet that “The Word” is another name for the Bible. Am I the only one who noticed a crazed glaze in her eyes?
She’s not the sharpest knife in the happy meal.
Tweets from a twit. Or vice versa.
Venti Caramel Macchiato and a Red Bull chaser?
She looked like Queen of the Meerkats.
Met a Dalmatian breeder 2day. Love their
peltsfur.The breeder has fur?
Someone asked her if she has Twitter. She replied, “Gee, I don’t know,” and immediately called her doctor and scheduled an EKG to find out.
Someone asked if she had Facebook. She replied, “YES!” and pulled out a photo album showing all her before and after botox pictures.
Oooohhh… Spacey, that’s low.
Appropriate, but low…
so, never offered jobs … and won’t do it again. wtf?>?>?>
I’m usually the last to figure it out, but I detect satire in case any of you didn’t.
Sweet. Quotes from the most powerful woman in the US government: “OMG.” “lol”
Maybe we should have Paris Hilton as Speaker instead… “OMG! Paul is HAWT, lol”
Think I’m gonna hurl.
Is this beyond ridiculous…tweeting on twitter…like anybody cares….or is it just me? How in hell do these dumbasses get elected?
Toxic waste launched into cyberspace.
I’m still looking for a device that will let me play MP3′s thru my 8-track player.
ROFL so this weekend she is finally going to read the Health Care bill.
Ugh! get these old hippies out and some fresh blood in.
Term limits now!
You’ve got to be kidding!!!! There is just no end to the stupid moments this woman can create.
So does my wife’s canary. Should my wife pass before I do the damn canary will too. That canary reminds me a lot of the Botox broad from Sodom by the Bay-except the canary doesn’t have a lower plate to play with in public.
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When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed.
I think she likes sound of “the Word” because she is “the Speaker.” She didn’t read the do not “lord it over” part. It’s clearly the love of power thing.
Good lord, does this woman have to try so hard to prove she’s an idiot? I’m convinced. Now STHU.
Too funny.
And very “The Onion”, if you’ll accept that as a compliment, Doug.
(And it seems even some among us haven’t quite caught the joke yet. Much like when articles on The Onion are taken as legit.)
The election and support for people like Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Barney Frank, and so many others, as well as a loyal, fawning following for the likes of Olberman, Manow, Maher, Letterman, The “View,” and so many other morons, yes, I said it, MORONS, reveals the stupidity, lack of education, and low IQ of the voting public and the followers of the idiotic, misinformed, undereducated leftist, brain impaired “celebrities.”
if only she was that interesting!! Too funny!!!
*Around Nazi Pelosi, there’s a lot of tweetin’ going on, but I’m afraid it’s between her ears, as in, “cookoo, cookoo”, I’m cookoo for communism”!
Our Supreme House Leader can count on my full support.
BTW, is this a Joke, or does she actually tweet now, and are those actually her words?
I think someone is playing with her name. She can’t be this stoopid… and to put it in writing… can she?
The Primary Election in California is next Tuesday, June 8.
Please San Francisco Vote for Dana Walsh to run against Nancy Pelosi!
For the first time, Nancy Pelosi has a challenger who is matching her in fundraising!
Dana Walsh has raised $1,797,011
Nancy Pelosi has raised $1,839,725
But $1,173,400 of Pelosi’s money has come from the typical PACs.
Only $25 of Dana Walsh’s money has come from PACs.
And Nancy Pelosi normally spends most of her money on campaigns for other Democrats in order to get them to vote for her for Speaker of the House. Will Pelosi be able to afford those other campaigns in 2010?
See the fundraising data here:
http://www.fec.gov/DisclosureSearch/HSRefreshCandList.do
Learn more about Dana Walsh’s campaign at: http://www.DanaWalshForCongress.com
See Dana Walsh speaking at the 4/15/10 San Francisco Tea Party here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOeVV_sVvTo
Seeing the size of the crowd at a Tea Party in San Francisco and the success of Dana Walsh’s fundraising gives me hope for VOTING PELOSI OUT OF OFFICE!
Oops! Link problems! Sorry!
Use this link and then select California Congressional District 8 to compare Dana Walsh’s fundraising to Nancy Pelosi’s
http://www.fec.gov/DisclosureSearch/mapHSApp.do?drillLevel=state&stateName=CA&election_yr=2010
Click on the first link in Doug’s post. The Hill links to the same twitter account. Pelosi’s family did sing “Beatles full volume together on road trips.” The rest is Doug’s Onion-like riff on this dumb “National Lampoon’s Vacation” tweet.
Check out Palin’s tweet on “extreme greenies.”
Followed the link, do not see those purported to having been posted on 2 Jun, particularly that she had “told a bunch of Catholics today that she followed the teachings of Jesus…”
I admit that I am basically unfamiliar with Twitter, but I could see a total of 6 “Tweets” some dating in late May, others up to & including 2 June. None with the subject mentioned above. Are we being accurate, or just knee-jerk slamming cause she’s from the other side?
Would fifteen years to life do?
give her 15 years, I don’t think there’s much life left in her.
Who the f cares what that hosebag is doing if it doesn’t involve being arrested and convicted of treason against the USA?
OOOOOOOOO, now I’m howling with laughter.
I think that is the funniest line I’ve ever read.
As with Hillary, I’ll only believe it when I see the wooden stake protruding!
Too funny, Doug! Dang, you’re clever!!
actually, not funny, get these comments on the daily kos etc either we clean up or does Michelle & commenters need to go the way of MSM – untrust-worthy, hype & vitriol – if this was intended as a gag from the start it should have been so stated, the stake through the heart type comments in particular are very unsavory.
If we are upset by their breaking the law, perverting the Constitution and sliming the character of government the least we can do is not join in pig stye.
Funny, Doug.
Dude. It’s satire. Lighten up a little.
I agree with this, and Nancy Pelosi is funny enough as she is without the need for making stuff up. I hate it when people mix “parody” or fiction in with real news.
I could go into all sorts of details on why this is a very bad idea but I’m sure the people here already know them.