Florida Minor League Baseball Team Stops Using Term ‘BP’ for Batting Practice
**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers
I can’t believe that Major League Baseball hasn’t thought to do this yet:
VIERA, Fla. — In lieu of recent events regarding the British Petroleum (BP) oil spill of the Gulf Coast of the United States, the Brevard County Manatees have announced that the club will be officially changing the name of “batting practice” or “BP” for short to “hitting rehearsal”.
“As an organization we feel that changing the term ‘batting practice’ and ‘BP’ to ‘hitting rehearsal’ shows that we are deeply concerned and hurt by the disaster on the Gulf Coast,” Manatees General Manager Kyle Smith said.
I’ll give them credit for finding a way to get their team some national exposure, but “hitting rehearsal”? Do they plan on drafting Tommy Tune?
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You.have.got.to.be.kiddin.me
Given they are only in the minor league you’d think they’d be focused on improving their baseball skills…..
Next thing you know, the’ll be answering their phones ‘Heaven-o! You’ve reached the Brevard County Manatees!’……….
….or calling baseballs base-spheres….
……or calling the batter count in sphere’s and strikes…..
…..or committing ‘life-threatening’ squeeze plays between third base and home……
…..pichers warming up in the ‘cattle-pen’……
PC Morons.
Well that’s it then. Everyone can go home. The world has been saved once again by the geniuses in sports.
Usually you have to be in academia to come up with such a loony idea.
Whew! I thought this was going to be another story disparaging the Kissimmee Astros. They have enough image problems already.
You had me at Kissimmee…
…base”gum-balls” would be a little off color – no?
Really? How’s that?
Sheeeeesh………..
Idiots. I really can’t think of anything else to say.
There’s your hope and change, again, idiots.
Well, if all these sports outlets keep up the ‘pc’ thing, will anyone watch or support them? I sure am glad I do not watch much sports. I have a feeling, I hope I am right, the car racing group will not cave to this crud!
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Agreed, I seriously doubt NASCAR will go pc, but one never knows anymore, after all they have to pay all those pr people for something.
Why can’t they just shut up and play baseball. Like we don’t have enough politicians already.
Nascar taking on BP?
Wouldn’t that be one of those tu quoque thingies?
‘hitting rehearsal’
Its the MINORS. Their games are hitting rehearsals!
Or just shut up. Took my son to watch them play once in Bradenton. Most interesting part of the game was a dog got loose in left field and they couldn’t catch it. Practice, or whatever they call it, is not likely to help.
Pretty obvious play. Third rate minor league team gets a headline for making an ethical statement on a major national issue. Now more people have heard of them. Huh. Back to oblivion.
“As an organization we feel that changing the term ‘batting practice’ and ‘BP’ to ‘hitting rehearsal’ shows that we are deeply concerned and hurt by the disaster on the Gulf Coast,” Manatees General Manager Kyle Smith said.
No, it shows what a total moron you are.
Would they have to start saying the track is slippery and not the track is “slick”?
Those idiots went PC a long time ago. It’s why I quit watching.
http://www.nascar.com/2003/news/headlines/official/04/23/statement_jackson/index.html
http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2003/11/13/102822.shtml
Do they still sell Freedom Fries in the stands with those burgers and hot dogs? Give me a break…
…pass the liberty cabbage please
*I’m guessing the General Manager showers in mustard!
*How about the disaster in D.C. with BO?; Are they going to change the definition of post game/pre shower body odor from BO to “pungent players”?
This gives some indication of how “PC” has infected every organization and facet of our lives. This is the result of 50 years of “progressive” policies in action.
Scary, eh kids?
Bastage Poinyoins!
Manatees, by the way are an endangered species on the gulf coast and panhandle, and could be seriously threatened by the oil. You’d think “The Manatees” organization might want to actually do something significant to help protect their namesake, and make a difference.
Oh yeah. That would actually cost them something. Never mind.
Holy Cultural Marxism, Batman…
It’s time for “BAT P”!!!
For my part, I am going to be very careful to not step on cracks on the sidewalk as my way of expressing my concern over the Gulf oil spill. I hope people notice.
The Manatee is a gentle,pretty harmless creature.Now the baseball team is too.
anyone say “Fifteen minutes of fame?”
Do you think they meant “In view” rather than “In lieu”? The ML in Minor League must stand for “MisLocution”.
I’m gonna propose to my Summer bowling league that the term “Bowling Pin” be changed to “Bowling Symbol.”
I drove right past the BP station today and refused to patronize them. I didn’t need gas, but I could have bought some anyway. But I didn’t! And some people saw me not stopping. That’ll show em!
The team has also called for a boycott of all seafood restaurants that serve mahi mahi after finding out the fish is also called dolphin and they can’t stand the thought of people hurting Flipper.
This the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.
This has to be the most ridiculous response to any crisis in the history of crises.
They are also changing the term “stolen base” to “Arizona” to show their disgust for gringoes who stole the state from the lawful owners – illegal immigrants.
I guess bamboo bats are just around the corner since it grows faster than ash.
“Errors” will now be called “hearty attempts”…
Hemp-hide baseballs…?
Are the local police referred to as the BPD? Could be trouble.
And why aren’t they the Brevard County Personatees?
The fact they are 20-35 (.364) dead last in their division and 13 games out of first place has nothing to do with their wanting to get someattention. /sarc
NASCAR already folded for P.C.
Back as late as the early 80s, a car understeering was considering “pushing” as in the front end was pushing towards the outer wall. And the oversteer condition was called “loose” as in the driver brought the ass end around of the loose car.
Since they wanted TV sponsorship and corporate involvement, quite a few terms were changed.
Why, they make ‘Dick Trickle’ change his name?
idiotic political correctness, amazing. hey kyle how about “touching the ball with a bat during practice event”.
I hope they lose every game they play for the rest of eternity.
I’ve got a friend who has the initials “B.P.”
He wants to know if he should just kill himself?
How about they stop using AZ for Arizona as well.
“Hitting rehearsal”? Seriously?
Ballplayers don’t rehearse. It makes them sound like freakin’ actors. As a ballplayer, I’m offended. Doesn’t anyone care?
Of course, maybe teams with nicknames like “the Manatees” and “the Fairy Princess Barbies” do “rehearse”. Sheesh.
*gags*
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I can’t imagine baseball players all of sudden start calling it hitting rehersal. Rehersal is for plays, drama, etc. There is no rehersal in baseball. Lottsa luck with that one Manatees!! Haha!
Hitting Rehearsal? It sounds like the HR department was just looking for an excuse to name something after themselves.