He’s Got Spurs That Jingle Jangle Jingle
Am I the only one that couldn’t stop laughing after hearing President Obama try to man up and threaten to “kick some ass?”
I mean, seriously, what’s he gonna do once he finds his “culprit?” Poke ‘em with an eyelash?
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Not very presidential. We’ve all said it a thousand times, but imagine if “W” had said something similar.
In the meantime, Iowans, vote often and vote Republican!!
I say that all the time to my family and neighbors when I discover my checking account statement says “overdrawn” or my car is in need of repair.
Yeah. Your own for starters, you nitwit. He hasn’t done a thing except fire someone while the Republican governors are doing all they can with what they have. No thanks to Obrainless.
Wow, and I do say Wow – The Spine of Steel with a clenched Jaw and ready to Kick someones Ass – I do hope the Sock Puppet does not break a leg kicking his own ass right out of the country.
If Obama tries to hit the guy with his bowling ball, no worries!
Our dear reader is a real a** kicker. Most of the time he doesn’t even understand what he is reading. Which is the base of the problem.
Obama: “Let me be clear. I’m mad. Make no mistake about it. I’m really mad. Now, the talking heads may say I’m not mad but let me assure you again, I’m mad. So let me be clear one more time. I am mad. Mad Mad Mad. Make no mistake about it. Any somebody will have to pay because, well, I’m mad.”
This guy is pathetic. 50 days later he has no clue what to do so he puts on a another smoke and mirrors show. If you have to act tough, you aren’t tough.
Obama – Fighting for our enemies and against the American people since day one.
Now, this is just a splendid
Michael Dukakis in a Tank moment
see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dukakis
and
http://darrengarnick.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/dukakis_tank.jpg
Let’s make it stick.
Maybe he meant he’ll send TOTUS to do the a** kicking?
He IS the ass.
Excellent point!!
Maybe the phony will face them in the fist; or groin them in the knee.
You guys who keep saying barry hussien should kick his own ass need to quit assuming that he can find it(even with two hands and a flashlight) and that he would be able to aim properly if he did.
It’s obvious barry’s trying to sound *tough* and that is SO going to make the US’s enemies tremble/sarcsarcsarcsarc…overload….
They’re probably weak with laughter.
He really doesn’t get it.
He should be talking to the experts to understand the best options for fixing the problem and the resources required to support those options.
Fix the problem first! There will be plenty of time to figure out whose ass to kick later.
I honestly think a large majority of Americans are smart enough to understand that during a crisis the President shouldn’t be wasting time figuring out whose ass to kick. I really think this is a huge blunder.
Cursing is the way liberals show themselves to be tough. Real men don’t need to talk tough they act tough. Try Teddy Roosevelt, obama, he knew tough.
Sorry, Doug Powers. I didn’t mean to steal the point you made in the previous post. I should have read in chronological order. Good to see you had the issue covered!
At #7, ThatSamIAm said:
LOL!
The Zero is such a sissy!
Obowmao: Behold my magnificent glistening pecs and grovel before them, you scurvy curs!
Why do I get the image of a sissy boy turning his head and flailing his arms when Obama says that he is going to kick some a$$?
Hey, that pink belt in Kookido will come in handy once he finds the right a$$ to kick.
Cut Barry some slack! Maybe he was reading a teleprompter and he misread the words! It may have said “… so I know whose ass to KISS”!
President Urkel sure talks tough, doesn’t he?
The only disappointing element in this mini-event will be the failure of the media to cover it and those wimps that think that this is his greatest moment. Only Spike Lee could have done it any better. Hopefully, the majority of our citizen-voters see OBambi as the empty suit, poser, dangerous clown that he is. Our great Nation is being damaged by Fool & Company.
If America wanted a President who could kick some ass, they wouldn’t have elected a Democrat.
“KICKING ASS, AND DEMOCRAT”??? Now that’s an OXYMORON if I ever heard one!!!
Imagine its April 19 2010, its not hard if you try, kind of like the many who try so hard to live inside a 910 world, unaccepting of reality, it really is easy if you try.
Back before the hysteria, before the blaming, before the exaggerated media outrage, back there in the past when we knew that without increasing our domestic oil supply our fragile, restrained economy could tumble on increasing fuel costs.
Americans and the administration finally had realized that low gas prices are the only saving grace holding up our very much weakened quality of life.
That 419 world still exists.
The fact he is still trying to figure out whose @$$ to kick on Day 50 is all you need to know. He’s clueless.
He lost, utterly lost. He has lost control of this entire situation. If you saw the series Band of Brothers, he’s Lt. Dyke hiding behind the haystack staring out in to space, with his attacking company throughly bogged down waiting for direction.
Time for Lt. Speers!
I loved that “its not theater” line.
Pfffft, yeah right.
Or he could send Biden out with his rootin’ tootin’est super soaker to take care of some a$$-whoopin’!
Seriously? When a lawyer talks about kicking some a$$, he’s talking about suing someone. Yeah…that’ll teach ‘em!
Why do I get a mental image of my (almost) 3-year-old daughter trying to act all mean and threatening?
I guess Obummer is just SOOOOO mad he’s just gonna scream and stomp his feet!
Now, Obama wants to fire the head of BP. Tough words. The head of BP did less directly to cause the problem than Obama did in sending Salazar and Napolitano to screw things really up.
His typical hypocritical self – blaming BP for spending PR money to help their image during a crisis while he…spends money and resources to help his image.
This clown is a joke and hopefully the Democrats will be paying the price for years to come. My only problem is wondering which charlatan (R or D) is in the wings to replace this bozo.
I’m a man without conviction,
I’m a man who doesn’t know
How to sell a contradiction..
dada tada tada….
Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon
I am absolutely certain that the leaking oil well heard what he told Matt Lauer and is quaking in its boots even now. Yes, I think it is so fearful of Mr. Obama, that I think it will just gush a few thousand gallons more today into the gulf.
What a pathetic dunderhead. The problem is a well head leak and you haven’t a clue as to what could be done about it. He can’t even get experts to brainstorm on solutions because it’s more important to fix blame.
What a maroon!
Couple of poofters indeed, Boy George and our Boy Barry!
You mean President Marvin the Martian?
“This makes me very angry, very angry indeed.”
This is known as Sissy Rap.
Secretly, I’m sure they are all happy to have somewhere to put the soon to be out of work census workers “for years.” Yay, unemployment crisis diverted. Thanks BP for creating so many more government jobs of the future!
If he kicks an ass, he’ll have to put down his Hello Kitty backpack, then it’ll get dirty!
O no U did-unt make him put down his Hello Kitty backpack!
First of all, where are all his advisors?? Are they actually advising him to talk like that? If so, they are ALL bozos, not just the POTUS. If he is talking off the teleprompter, then you can plainly see and hear the Chicago mafia oozing out of him. They don’t show emotion in the mafia. They speak softly and kick ass. When he was advised to show emotion, that is exactly what he thought he was doing. That man could not conjure up tears if his life depended on it. He is stone cold and deadly serious. Under that “furious” exterior is a raging furnace and you can be sure someone will be hurt…big time. The ass-kicker-in-chief will get his revenge on those who dare to question him, and dare to make him look bad.
Poor Urkel just can’t get any respect.
President Urkel went to dinner in his Sunday best – Excitable Boy they all said – and he rubbed some Arugula all over his chest – Excitable Boy they all said – well he is just an excitable boy.
When he’s talking about kicking some ass, he’s talking about unconstitutional actions against individuals and companies to make their lives harder. Taking over companies, firing people that don’t work for him, bringing in industry crippling legislation, etc.
He’s a totalitarian creep and just wanted to make sure we don’t forget that.
I disagree…a 3 year old is a lot more scarrier than this guy.
LOL…my six year old just saw the video clip and he told me, “Dad, he is lucky Mom wasn’t there to hear him say that.” I asked him why, to which he replied, “She would have taken him to the bathroom and washed his dirty mouth out with soap!”
Now that is a much more scarrier image!
UH-OH this could change the dynamics completely,he’s so mad he’s holding his breath and turning Blue. He’s going after that Avatar support!
The world will always prefer a socialist in the White House but I think they all realize now that he is a weak sister who managed to talk his way into the most important job on earth.
What an indictment of our sorry electorate. Another reason that we need to clean out the rats nest that is public education.
More hard momas needed. The ManChild has never been told NO and I suppose it is too late.
My mother used Lifebuoy, don’t you wish everybody did?
The one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. Delightful.
Victor Davis Hanson has had Hope-a-Dope pegged from Day One as Jimmy Carter 2.0: hapless yet arrogant, ignorant but unwilling to listen, and totally in over his head in both domestic and foreign situations that demand a strong leader.
The oil disaster is his domestic Waterloo; but the scarier thing is that our foreign adversaries have now taken the measure of the man, realize fully that he’s a — well, it rhymes with “wussy” — and are now primed to take advantage just like the Soviets and the Cubans took advantage with Jimmy 1.0.
Rough road ahead from now to 2013…
Ass kicking? Maybe Obama is attempting to win the Nobel Prize for Rhetoric.
This is called Presidential Leadership??? I saw better leadership at a Cub Scout Pack meeting.
zero has been contaminating the wh for all these months and has accomplished nothing worth mentioning. he remains totally clueless, like an idiot looking for the corner in the circular room syndrome.
What a wuss! My Momma used Lava soap! Real bits of pumice in there just so you’d know that what you said was real bad!
Do you wonder how the rest of the Nation fails to see what we are seeing and commenting on here?
Um, I don’t think he said the word “kick”.
Bingo. The Chicago Way is a local, tactically focused way of doing business. It’s totally inadequate issue adressing, problem solving method at the national and international level. Intellectuals, theorists, and activists with no private sector backgrounds are utterly unprepared for real world, non-theorhetical, time constrained, physical problems.
Chicago City Hall control is the equivalent of Soviet Central Planning. It is too inflexible, too simplistic, and too person dependent to work.
Example: NOAA had an automatic response plan for just this kind of spill. Someone(s) in the Obama administration cancelled implementation of the plan, while they studied the problem. How many other contigency plans were handled in a similar way? They are “out of their league.”
Welcome to the Bigs as they say in baseball. Not ready for prime time.
It was a petty funny “scripted” comment. I was more impressed that he interrupted his partying to do it…
^*pretty
Hannity said last night that Obamas Secretary of Energy was in the BP control room when they capped the leak earlier this week. After it was over, he exclaimed that the oil was still leaking. They had to explain the process to him. I knew it would still leak just by watching the news. Where has this guy been?
I think he needs his @ss kicked.
Actually, I think it is worse today than we were growing up. Just think about how many households that use liquid soap instead of bars…..
States Rights…repeal the 17th Amendment.
My Mom told me that cussing was a sign of stupidity. You don’t have the intelligence to come up with the correct vocabulary word so you just use the simple cuss word.
That lack of intelligence is on high display in this White House but if you read mainstream media reports, you wouldn’t know that. The MSM must be just as stupid.
I think “petty” describes it better.
Drudge is having fun with this bho remarks on the ‘a.. kick’ thing. Love the picture!
L
yeah
right
Obama’s going to kick the ass of a major campaign contributor. What’s he going to do, hit BP over the head with a multi-billion dollar handout like he did with Goldman Sachs? Oh the agony.
Maybe Obama should stop listening to Spike Lee and be honest for once: he’s NOT going to kick anyone’s ass because that would mean dollars lost to his war chest. He’s going to bow down to BP even lower than he would if they were a murderous dictator or an oil soaked semi literate desert rat and ‘take one’ for the reelection fund. Then he’ll blame the whole thing on Bush.
“Did you kick some a** yet, daddy?”
Yea…the folks you invite to the meeting are predeterimed so you can reach the outcome you want.
Yeah, like kicking anyone’s ass will solve the problem. What a joke. How presidential. Let’s just bully that darn oil spill back into the ground. Bho needs ACORN ans SEIU to get into boats with their signs and picket the oil spill. That will work. Oh, Oh, why not sue that oil back into the ground. Maybe he should stuff Michelle into that busted pipe
He’s just mad because something serious has interferred with his partying. Oh yeah, tax payers are paying for all of these parties. We paid for Paul Mc Cartney, and all the other stars that have entertained him, and his guests at the WH. He spent 10 million of our hard earned tax dollars in 2009, donn’t know what he has racked up this year. Now whose @ss should be kicked???
I have visions of the scene from “Fight Club” where we learn that Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt’s character) is really “The Narrator’s” split personality…the flashbacks where he is “kicking his own a$$”….
Whose ass is Obama gonna kick? His?
Focus, Obeyme..focus. What an incredible imbecile! Why didn’t he say I have directed the following individuals to do…and the following agencies to….and we will do this and do that to attempt to mitigate as much damage as possible. He should’ve said he isn’t interested in assessing blame, but that there is only ONE goal at this point….cap that leak! Call in the young woman who engineered a means that may work, or call up those guys who designed traps using hay readily available in the area. Bobby Jindal–keep on yelling about how Obeyme’s administration is more a hindrance than a help. End of the day, whatever comes out of O’s mouth is just liberalspeak.
Obama was most likely trying to show some passion as demanded by supporters, in particular Spike Lee. So now he not only looks foolish with this inappropriate vulgar statement on a morning show, he now looks like he is being pushed around by the Dem base. This is a great way to show your leadership skills.
I’m waiting for him to tell the BP folks and those working on sealing the leak “I’ll be back”, “make my day”, and/or any other macho cliche his staff can suggest to him.
I think the Texans have a saying: All hat, no cattle.
Now THAT is a hard mama
Poor little Bambi being told he was important by all those weak people;
Bambi being so vain as to believe it.
Obama is indeed a puppet.
A week ago, CBS’s Chip Reed asked Baghdad Gibbs if Obama ever gets angry and what are the visible signs.
Now we have angry Obama.
Reminds me of an old HMV record company’s mascot: a puppy attentively listening to a phonograph.
He’s gooing to grab that kid that dozed off in his speech – “Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?”
…and mom makes you gargle and swish before you can spit the soap out.
EWWWWWWWW!!!
I tried that twice with my son and he said he preferred Lava because it had less aftertaste.
Two points made by others worth noting: a) He listens to Spike Lee and Bill Maher, not to the people; 2) There’s a typo in his quote of which there are two schools of thought: a) the original word was “lick” or b)it was “kiss”. Both of which are possible due to his demonstrated bowing skills.
I just read the transcript of that interview and it really seems to me that he honestly believes his sole responsibility is to assign blame.
It kind of drives me crazy any time I read about Bambi’s “cool” demeanor.A “cool”demeanor is the result of confirence accompanied by competence(ex:Dick Cheney).Bambi’s demeaor is the result of confusion caused by confidence accompanied by a lack of competence.Please lat’s in the future refer to Bambi’s demeanor as what it really is;not “cool”,”confused.”
By the same token,people called Bambi’s retorical style eloquent and hypnotic,when in fact it is just BORING.
Like the young man in the video,the people who passed out at the Bambi speeches,actually fell asleep from the boredom.
if he was to stick that bony ass finger in my face, it would be the time he uses that finger…listening Bubba, goes for you too.
couple of lieing bastards…actually were/are president of the greatest country known to man. That thought makes me nauseous.
His remark was stupid and lame, but he thinks most Americans are stupid and lame, so they’d go for that kind of remark. In other words, he doesn’t care if a relative few can see through him, he’s aiming to get the useful idiots on his side. It’s the distilled essence of community organizing at its worst.
Sort of makes “Bring it on” seem high brow, doesn’t it?
This is mighty tough talk from someone who stands before his mirror at night and sings:
“…I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me…”
Don’t you just love the arrogance and audacity of Barack Hussein Obama, a narcissistic, skinny, weak, frail little runt of a man parading as some kind of brilliant Savior of mankind, Messiah, and genius?
He is so skinny and weak I wonder if the Secret Service, or even one of his children, must open and close doors for him, carry him up and down stairways, and help lift his fork or spoon or cup when he eats or drinks.
In international affairs Barack Hussein Obama is right out of the mold of Lord Neville Chamberlain, a weakling, a betrayer, and an ignorant, naive fool.