News Graphic of the Day
**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers
Well, it’s not really a “news” graphic because it’s from a parody news program. Can you guess which one?
The Ed Schultz Show on MSNBC? Not this time.
No, not Chris Matthews.
Larry King? Nope.
The CBS Evening News? No, keep going…
Olbermann? Nuh-uh — I said a parody news show, not a fake news show. You get one more try…
The Daily Show? Yes!
It’s “AssQuest 2010 – The Search for Kickable Ass.”

Obama’s attempt to tough-talk has turned into comedic fodder of the highest order, and worst of all, it has the word “ass” in it, which only invites any number of its natural suffixes, including “clown,” “munch,” “hole,” “face,” “hat” and “bag.” And these are supposed to be the best and the brightest?
If anybody at the White House is reading this, please tell Deputy Fife to put the bullet back in his shirt pocket before he shoots the other foot off.
**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers
Twitter @ThePowersThatBe
See what others have said
Note from Michelle: This section is for comments from michellemalkin.com's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that I agree with or endorse any particular comment just because I let it stand. A reminder: Anyone who fails to comply with my terms of use may lose his or her posting privilege.
Comments
You must be logged in to post a comment.
Nancy Pelosi Explains Why Obama Flip-Flopped on Super PACs
February 9, 2012 10:08 PM by Doug Powers
50 CommentsReport: Solyndra Sold Assets Cheap to Entity with Close Ties to Investors
February 9, 2012 10:08 AM by Doug Powers
49 CommentsFormer Democrat Rep. Regrets Vote for Obamacare Due to Contraceptive Coverage
February 7, 2012 03:40 PM by Doug Powers
75 CommentsMiddle Class Payroll Tax Cut Extension Comes Courtesy of Mortgage Fees on Home Buyers
February 6, 2012 01:36 PM by Doug Powers
35 CommentsHiring Spree in NYC
February 1, 2012 02:47 PM by Doug Powers
43 CommentsMr. and Mrs. Cranky Pants
January 27, 2012 10:35 AM by Michelle Malkin
138 CommentsStimulus-Backed ‘Green’ Bankruptcy of the Week: Ener1
January 26, 2012 03:06 PM by Doug Powers
67 CommentsObama and Jan Brewer Have Words on Airport Tarmac; Update: Brewer Book Sales Skyrocket
January 25, 2012 09:54 PM by Doug Powers
165 CommentsWarren Buffett’s Secretary to Sit with First Lady at State of the Union Speech
January 24, 2012 12:35 PM by Doug Powers
93 Comments
Categories: Barack Obama,Fun
Patterico
» NYT hails the safety net: Poor hardest hit
AmSpecBlog
» Weekend Political Wrap-Up
The Hill
» Rep. Ron Paul not conceding Maine vote
JustOneMinute
» I Guess I'm Still Stuck On Stupid


Daily Caller
» Obama’s deputy downplays church-state controversy
Daily Caller
» Will: ‘Strongest Republican candidate has the last name ‘Romney’ and the first name ‘not” [VIDEO]









for some of us the comedic fodder started on inauguration day.
From the look on Stewart’s face, it appears he trying to launch an ass rat.
h/t: mrcakes
spacey
A beverage warning next time, please.
Obama losing Stewart is the same as LBJ losing Cronkite.
The difference, of course, is that Obama is too stupid to know it.
At what point does the nation stop referring to him as “tone deaf,” or “out of touch” and just accept that we’ve hired an imbecile? A dolt. An idiot savant, whose “genius” is tele-prompter reading.
Chauncey Gardener is president. I’ve said it since election day.
Yes, he likes to watch.
Chauncy Gardner was a better president. At least he actually could walk on water.
Is Big O the first American President to talk like this in a public forum? With all his formal education and such a reputation for oratory, why does he resort to Chicago gangster talk? What a stupid question!
He talks tough, because he is a little baby. I bet he got his @$$ kicked plenty for being such a swaggering punk.
Here’s some more phrases FPOTUS’s speechwriters can use:
Cruisin’ for bruisin’
Achin’ for breakin’
his a$$ is grass, and I’m the lawnmower
Make my day
Do you feel lucky?
Anyone who says Barry is on an Assquest, had not looked at Michelle O…
Why look for somthing he has… too much of already?
Remember the photo of odumbo oogling that 15-year-old French girl? Yeah.
JS–that’s what I thought the first time mrcakes used it in conversation…!
Romeo13, from rumors I’ve heard about his membership in a very exclusive gay bathhouse in Chicago (along with Rahm Emanuel), it may well be the other way around. I think Michelle has HIS ass on a regular basis.
This has become painfully obvious with every passing day. Well, it became obvious during the campaign and more painful with each passing day since November, 2008…
No.
With Obama degrading to street lingo on a daily basis, I foresee Air Force One getting fur seatcovers and chrome spinners.
and the barry logo replacing the American flag…
If indeed Obama proves to be a closet gay, I’m sure there are a lot of people in Hawaii that will demand refunds from Baskin-Robbins. Ewwwwwwwww.
“Hail to the Chief” becomes “Superfly.”
…picked up over a scanner…..
Secret Service Unit 1: “Everything is Go. On station, White House south lawn.”
SS Unit 2: “We’re go. All conditions normal, executive passageway.”
SS Unit 2: “Rooftop, Go.”
SS OpCon: “All stations, this is OpCon. Huggy Bear is on the move, I repeat, Huggy Bear is on the move. Time now.”
Hey don’t assume if Obama goes low class it’s immediately BLACK low class.
The man is half white, after all.
Just sayin…
Doug, you have such a way with words, and should come with warning labels:
1. No liquids within 3 ft. of your keyboard.
2. Don’t even think about it!
3. You’ll be sorry if you do….succor.
Lest we forget our manners – have enjoyed the heck out of You, Val, and LaShawn while MM catches up on R&R.
Off topic: Obama Admin offers illegal aliens movie nights, bingo, arts and crafts, dance
http://www.alipac.us/article-5340-thread-1-0.html
Good observation.
Perhaps he buys his Thunderbird at WalMart……
Major O
You’re right about the black/white thing. The way he strutted up to the podium to announce again, for the umpteenth time today, his displeasure with somebody or something. That was not a black/white strut – more wimpy prissy girly stuff. He wouldn’t last 5 min. on the mean streets of any large city with a walk like that. We could turn the tide of his last 2 yrs. in office if we’d simply remind folks he’s really the ‘half white’ prez.
It appears Stewart doesn’t let video out of his show, so here’s a good synopsis. And Hot Air has a Photoshop contest of our new leader, Captain Kickass.
But he doesn’t do anything by himself. He has people to do his dirty work, he just tells ‘em what to do. He isn’t gonna kick any a$$, he’d have to get someone else to do it for him — just like everything he “does.”
If ya listen closely, ya can jus’ about hear Kim Jong Il, Hugo Chavez, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad jus’ shakin’ in der shooz!
President Truman was notorious for his salty language. When a critic panned daughter Margaret’s stage debut, Truman warned the critic that if they ever met, he would break the critic’s head and kick his nuts off.
Thank you! for cluing me in to watch tonight. I’ve been waiting for someone to connect the dots; Obama needs to kick his own ass.
The difference in Truman & OBambi is Truman meant it.
@29
I’m pretty sure back then that everyone saw it on the internet too.
The real point isn’t the use of the word ass, other that it circles the world 100 times before the sentence is finished. It is the idea that he is not working toward a solution.
He wears mom jeans and throws like a girl. He’s not kicking anybody’s ass. I’d bet 20 bucks Michelle can take him.
It sure sucks when the hero of the entire world turns out to be an inflatable doll. We tried to tell you so.
(doffs cap towards mrcakes) Good form!
I’ll take Barney Fife any day! At least he cared about enforcing the law!
*If Hillary is on the ball when she runs against P-BO in 2012, she’ll have a guy in a big can of Wup Ass carrying a “Hillary 2012″ sign at every event P-BO attends; That’s if Sarah doesn’t beat her to it.
We did we did we did !! But would they listen to us, noooooooooo.
You guys have all been a riot tonight. I’m guffawing my head off. Keep up the good put-downs. I for one, love them !!!!!
Are we allowed to say ass?
Hey if the Prez says it, it must be PC, am I right or what ?
QUIZ: Who said it —
Democratic leaders or Communist Party USA?
Kennedy did run, got his kicked, showed up on stage drunk, staggered around and left; all the while poor Jimmah Cartah just stood there looking stupid. Sadly for America that was Jimmah Cartah’s high point.
That was simply an amusing forced perspective, dude.
AH SEE now I KNEW barry was Don Knotts bastard offspring!!!
barry’s Dad, Barney Fife