News Graphic of the Day

By Doug Powers  •  June 9, 2010 04:23 PM

**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers

Well, it’s not really a “news” graphic because it’s from a parody news program. Can you guess which one?

The Ed Schultz Show on MSNBC? Not this time.

No, not Chris Matthews.

Larry King? Nope.

The CBS Evening News? No, keep going…

Olbermann? Nuh-uh — I said a parody news show, not a fake news show. You get one more try…

The Daily Show? Yes!

It’s “AssQuest 2010 – The Search for Kickable Ass.”

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Obama’s attempt to tough-talk has turned into comedic fodder of the highest order, and worst of all, it has the word “ass” in it, which only invites any number of its natural suffixes, including “clown,” “munch,” “hole,” “face,” “hat” and “bag.” And these are supposed to be the best and the brightest?

If anybody at the White House is reading this, please tell Deputy Fife to put the bullet back in his shirt pocket before he shoots the other foot off.

**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers

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  1. #1
    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:33 pm, TigerLady said:

    bama’s attempt to tough-talk has turned into comedic fodder of the highest order

    for some of us the comedic fodder started on inauguration day.

  2. #2
    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:34 pm, spaceycakes said:

    From the look on Stewart’s face, it appears he trying to launch an ass rat.

    h/t: mrcakes

  3. #3
    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:39 pm, J S Ragman said:

    spacey

    A beverage warning next time, please.

  4. #4
    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:42 pm, RobM1981 said:

    Obama losing Stewart is the same as LBJ losing Cronkite.

    The difference, of course, is that Obama is too stupid to know it.

    At what point does the nation stop referring to him as “tone deaf,” or “out of touch” and just accept that we’ve hired an imbecile? A dolt. An idiot savant, whose “genius” is tele-prompter reading.

    Chauncey Gardener is president. I’ve said it since election day.

  5. #5
    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:45 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Chauncey Gardener is president.

    Yes, he likes to watch.

  6. #6
    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:49 pm, Southpaw said:

    Chauncey Gardener is president.

    Chauncy Gardner was a better president. At least he actually could walk on water.

  7. #7
    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:52 pm, Stubby said:

    Is Big O the first American President to talk like this in a public forum? With all his formal education and such a reputation for oratory, why does he resort to Chicago gangster talk? What a stupid question!

    He talks tough, because he is a little baby. I bet he got his @$$ kicked plenty for being such a swaggering punk.

  8. #8
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:00 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    Here’s some more phrases FPOTUS’s speechwriters can use:

    Cruisin’ for bruisin’
    Achin’ for breakin’
    his a$$ is grass, and I’m the lawnmower
    Make my day
    Do you feel lucky?

  9. #9
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:04 pm, Romeo13 said:

    Anyone who says Barry is on an Assquest, had not looked at Michelle O…

    Why look for somthing he has… too much of already?

  10. #10
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:07 pm, ThunderHawkk said:

    Remember the photo of odumbo oogling that 15-year-old French girl? Yeah.

  11. #11
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:08 pm, spaceycakes said:

    JS–that’s what I thought the first time mrcakes used it in conversation…!
    :shock:

  12. #12
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:27 pm, Rorschach said:

    Romeo13, from rumors I’ve heard about his membership in a very exclusive gay bathhouse in Chicago (along with Rahm Emanuel), it may well be the other way around. I think Michelle has HIS ass on a regular basis.

  13. #13
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:28 pm, WarEagle82 said:

    This has become painfully obvious with every passing day. Well, it became obvious during the campaign and more painful with each passing day since November, 2008…

    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:42 pm, RobM1981 said:

    Chauncey Gardener is president. I’ve said it since election day.

    [With other poor black seniors, watching Chance on TV]
    Louise: It’s for sure a white man’s world in America. Look here: I raised that boy since he was the size of a piss-ant. And I’ll say right now, he never learned to read and write. No, sir. Had no brains at all. Was stuffed with rice pudding between th’ ears. Shortchanged by the Lord, and dumb as a jackass. Look at him now! Yes, sir, all you’ve gotta be is white in America, to get whatever you want. Gobbledy-gook!

  14. #14
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:31 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:52 pm, Stubby said:

    Is Big O the first American President to talk like this in a public forum?

    No.

    “If Kennedy runs, I’ll kick his ass.”

    –Jimmy Carter

  15. #15
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:40 pm, Hangfire said:

    With Obama degrading to street lingo on a daily basis, I foresee Air Force One getting fur seatcovers and chrome spinners.

  16. #16
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:45 pm, tiredofit08 said:

    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:40 pm, Hangfire said:

    With Obama degrading to street lingo on a daily basis, I foresee Air Force One getting fur seatcovers and chrome spinners.

    and the barry logo replacing the American flag…

  17. #17
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:49 pm, Hangfire said:

    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:27 pm, Rorschach said:
    Romeo13, from rumors I’ve heard about his membership in a very exclusive gay bathhouse in Chicago (along with Rahm Emanuel), it may well be the other way around. I think Michelle has HIS ass on a regular basis.

    If indeed Obama proves to be a closet gay, I’m sure there are a lot of people in Hawaii that will demand refunds from Baskin-Robbins. Ewwwwwwwww.

  18. #18
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:50 pm, Hangfire said:

    Hail to the Chief” becomes “Superfly.”

  19. #19
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:56 pm, Hangfire said:

    …picked up over a scanner…..

    Secret Service Unit 1: “Everything is Go. On station, White House south lawn.”

    SS Unit 2: “We’re go. All conditions normal, executive passageway.”

    SS Unit 2: “Rooftop, Go.”

    SS OpCon: “All stations, this is OpCon. Huggy Bear is on the move, I repeat, Huggy Bear is on the move. Time now.”

  20. #20
    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:58 pm, Major O said:

    Hey don’t assume if Obama goes low class it’s immediately BLACK low class.
    The man is half white, after all.

    Just sayin…

  21. #21
    On June 9th, 2010 at 6:04 pm, 24Klady said:

    Doug, you have such a way with words, and should come with warning labels:
    1. No liquids within 3 ft. of your keyboard.
    2. Don’t even think about it!
    3. You’ll be sorry if you do….succor.

    Lest we forget our manners – have enjoyed the heck out of You, Val, and LaShawn while MM catches up on R&R.

  22. #22
    On June 9th, 2010 at 6:05 pm, tiredofit08 said:

    Off topic: Obama Admin offers illegal aliens movie nights, bingo, arts and crafts, dance

    http://www.alipac.us/article-5340-thread-1-0.html

  23. #23
    On June 9th, 2010 at 6:10 pm, Hangfire said:

    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:58 pm, Major O said:
    Hey don’t assume if Obama goes low class it’s immediately BLACK low class.
    The man is half white, after all.

    Just sayin…

    Good observation.

    Perhaps he buys his Thunderbird at WalMart……

  24. #24
    On June 9th, 2010 at 6:23 pm, 24Klady said:

    Major O :)
    You’re right about the black/white thing. The way he strutted up to the podium to announce again, for the umpteenth time today, his displeasure with somebody or something. That was not a black/white strut – more wimpy prissy girly stuff. He wouldn’t last 5 min. on the mean streets of any large city with a walk like that. We could turn the tide of his last 2 yrs. in office if we’d simply remind folks he’s really the ‘half white’ prez.

  25. #25
    On June 9th, 2010 at 6:34 pm, Dave Turson said:

    It appears Stewart doesn’t let video out of his show, so here’s a good synopsis. And Hot Air has a Photoshop contest of our new leader, Captain Kickass.

  26. #26
    On June 9th, 2010 at 7:00 pm, robhic said:

    But he doesn’t do anything by himself. He has people to do his dirty work, he just tells ‘em what to do. He isn’t gonna kick any a$$, he’d have to get someone else to do it for him — just like everything he “does.”

  27. #27
    On June 9th, 2010 at 7:00 pm, tre said:

    If ya listen closely, ya can jus’ about hear Kim Jong Il, Hugo Chavez, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad jus’ shakin’ in der shooz!

  28. #28
    On June 9th, 2010 at 7:03 pm, nbarry said:

    President Truman was notorious for his salty language. When a critic panned daughter Margaret’s stage debut, Truman warned the critic that if they ever met, he would break the critic’s head and kick his nuts off.

  29. #29
    On June 9th, 2010 at 7:06 pm, coffee said:

    Thank you! for cluing me in to watch tonight. I’ve been waiting for someone to connect the dots; Obama needs to kick his own ass.

  30. #30
    On June 9th, 2010 at 7:08 pm, thejim said:

    The difference in Truman & OBambi is Truman meant it.

  31. #31
    On June 9th, 2010 at 7:10 pm, coffee said:

    @29

    I’m pretty sure back then that everyone saw it on the internet too.

    The real point isn’t the use of the word ass, other that it circles the world 100 times before the sentence is finished. It is the idea that he is not working toward a solution.

  32. #32
    On June 9th, 2010 at 7:51 pm, Virginia Patriot said:

    He wears mom jeans and throws like a girl. He’s not kicking anybody’s ass. I’d bet 20 bucks Michelle can take him.

  33. #33
    On June 9th, 2010 at 8:22 pm, rambler said:

    It sure sucks when the hero of the entire world turns out to be an inflatable doll. We tried to tell you so.

  34. #34
    On June 9th, 2010 at 8:45 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On June 9th, 2010 at 4:34 pm, spaceycakes said:
    From the look on Stewart’s face, it appears he trying to launch an ass rat.

    h/t: mrcakes

    (doffs cap towards mrcakes) Good form!

  35. #35
    On June 9th, 2010 at 8:46 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    If anybody at the White House is reading this, please tell Deputy Fife to put the bullet back in his shirt pocket before he shoots the other foot off.

    I’ll take Barney Fife any day! At least he cared about enforcing the law!

  36. #36
    On June 9th, 2010 at 9:39 pm, bjc said:

    *If Hillary is on the ball when she runs against P-BO in 2012, she’ll have a guy in a big can of Wup Ass carrying a “Hillary 2012″ sign at every event P-BO attends; That’s if Sarah doesn’t beat her to it. ;)

  37. #37
    On June 9th, 2010 at 10:41 pm, swmbo said:

    On June 9th, 2010 at 8:22 pm, rambler said:
    It sure sucks when the hero of the entire world turns out to be an inflatable doll. We tried to tell you so.

    We did we did we did !! But would they listen to us, noooooooooo.

    You guys have all been a riot tonight. I’m guffawing my head off. Keep up the good put-downs. I for one, love them !!!!!

  38. #38
    On June 9th, 2010 at 10:49 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Are we allowed to say ass?

  39. #39
    On June 9th, 2010 at 10:58 pm, swmbo said:

    On June 9th, 2010 at 10:49 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:
    Are we allowed to say ass?

    Hey if the Prez says it, it must be PC, am I right or what ?

  40. #40
    On June 10th, 2010 at 12:59 am, ITookTheRedPill said:
  41. #41
    On June 10th, 2010 at 8:47 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    “If Kennedy runs, I’ll kick his ass.”

    –Jimmy Carter

    Kennedy did run, got his kicked, showed up on stage drunk, staggered around and left; all the while poor Jimmah Cartah just stood there looking stupid. Sadly for America that was Jimmah Cartah’s high point.

  42. #42
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:13 am, dcbprime said:

    On June 9th, 2010 at 5:07 pm, ThunderHawkk said:

    Remember the photo of odumbo oogling that 15-year-old French girl? Yeah.

    That was simply an amusing forced perspective, dude.

  43. #43
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:37 am, shimauma2 said:

    Deputy Fife to put the bullet back in his shirt pocket before he shoots the other foot off

    AH SEE now I KNEW barry was Don Knotts bastard offspring!!!

  44. #44
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:49 am, shimauma2 said:

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