Things That Make Me Use (expletive!) Expletives
I mentioned last week that I was having trouble writing anything without having to lace the piece with four-letter words and, thus, the reason for my being on hiatus at my blog home Babalú. Well, this week is no different. In fact, my potty-mouthing would be much worse than before.
So, without offering much by way of expletive-in-caps commentary, I figured I’d list just a few items that are cause for me to have to wash my mouth out with soap and steel wool on a nightly basis:
- Barney Frank says we should give him and his cohorts even more power and control.
- The Obama administration and their Democrat cronies point the finger of blame at BP and oil companies with one hand, while patting them on the back with the other. Can you say oil company bailout?
- Gibby on why the administration hadnt contacted BP CEO: “Um. . .You see. . . The thing is. . .”
- The fact that Rick Sanchez is Cuban-American.
- A warning label on The Constitution.
- Why is Charlie Crist even still in the race for the Senate?
And the above are just from a quick perusal of the blogosphere this morning and are merely a small representation of things that lately make me want to spew f-bombs at the top of my lungs, ad infinitum.
I’m sure you all can find plenty more fodder to get my ire up, but, if you do, please send Xanax.
Update: See, now here’s a situation where I wouldn’t have the time to spew the f-bombs. If the moron in this video got anywhere near my wife, much less pushed her, I would have been completely and totally silent as I pommeled his sorry expletive.
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Decaf Val!
Michelle, We feel your pain. Prayers following.
OOOOPs===Val
Well, then again there’s…
Sestak Gate
Romanoff Gate
Leaky oil pipe Gate
Captain Kick-ass Gate
Blago/Chicago Machine/Team Barry Gate
Census Jobs Gate
Israel Gate
Hillary gets the bird from Peruvian President Gate
And presidential approval polls doing a Titanic – Gate
Keep yer eye on the horizon. Sun’s coming up.
To know a princess like MM has gutter thoughts is disheartening enough, but when I hear the mouths of even grade-school kids in the streets or subways and buses, and see how subteen girls and boys are virtual crude behavioral clones, I wish there were an organization that takes kids beyond “babysitter” outfits like P.A.L. or Boy & Girls Clubs or even the Scouts, but a kind of charm school “Junior League” that immerses kids in civic works while grooming them true graces. Yes, it sounds Victorian (one up by the South on this tho), but our kids have no real sense of graces and civility, much less sense of monetary values today. If I won the lottery I’d launch such an organization myself.
James Greenidge
Queens NY
I can think of one – A building collapses on an old man that was just walking by it while the City Council of Kansas City decides it is against the law to plant corn in your front yard.
A warning label on The Constitution? Yikes-when you are done with that steel wool……..
Hillary gets the bird I can live with
Order Your Free Pocket Constitution Book Now!
Let your Copy of Our Constitution be like your sidearm
Don’t Leave Home Without It.
Hey AN,
I got one of those little books at a deli called Buns in the Sun while on vacation last month. They offered them free and I have it with me now. Best little book I ever read. I really liked the histories of the signers. Plus there is an index of subjects which tells you where to find the article or ammendment.
And I know how you feel Val. Every day is a struggle to keep my mouth clean. Every once in a while, I’ll let loose at the TV. The wife is on me in a second to pipe down because the children in the neighborhood might hear me. Our frustration knows no bounds.
May I add:
the bower in chief….surrounded by communists and socialists…the apologist in chief….spender in chief….its all Bush’s fault….its the “stupidly acting” police….”
“I won”….”you lie”… the economy is on the way back…the recession is over…we have to spread the wealth around…at some point in time you’ve earned enough…
If I had a few more minutes, id add more Im sure….There aren’t enough F-bombs to suffice.
this entire blog is dead as is hotair.
I’ll read the “guest” bloggers on thier own sites.
MM thanks for the memories but there is simply no reason to come here anymore.
GB,,B
and PS. Ed get your own blog or go full townhall the ap connection is making a mockery of anything of value you have to say.
HA has become an andrew sullivan type blog, the world thru homosexual glasses.
am sure this will be blocked the truth hurts.
I like you Val. Thanks for that post. hehe
So, why are you here posting?
Well, #$%@## you’re in good company, Val.
Prince Charles says we need to look to Islam to save the world. Shoot me now.
TARP and Obamacare were enough for anybody to get steamed, although as a Christian, I try to avoid bad words. Not perfect,but forgiven.
No, shoot him. This coming from a guy who wanted to be a tampon. Really, can we take him serously?
Val–welcome to my life!
Right there with you, Val.
Was that before or after he took the Royal 757 by himself to a conference to decry anthropomorphic global warming?
There’s ignorance, then there’s Royal ignorance. Interesting that if this rube becomes king, he will become the defacto head of the Anglican church. Watch for the Anglican mosques!
The publishers are Communists. If they were going to write a Constitution today, it would reflect the following values and views on race, gender, sexuality, ethnicity, and interpersonal relations:
You should also familiarize yourself with their Party Program:
And finally, see how well you do on the following quiz:
Hey Val, I’m licking the @#$%^&* Lava soap as we speak!
DLTDHYITAOYWO. Absolutely no loss to us whatsoever. Buh-bye.
Mmmmm. Gritty!
Actually, I’m enjoying the pandemic of foot in mouth disease. May their own words get them fired. I’m all for taking over everything Rosie has, after all if we should take over the assets of a foreign company then what’s to stop us from taking over the assets of the amazingly stupid Hollywood crowd.
Here’s one for the list.
Commenters that feel the need to express their opinion of the blog in general as if the sole purpose is to please them.
For one thing, the disinfectant costs would be tremendous!
What is going on with Rosie and that makeup? Is she trying to look like a lady? That will require keeping her mouth closed. She looks like a clown and sounds like an idiot.
Me: “Hey Ma, how about a @#$%^&* snack?!”
Ma: “Hungry? Have some of this! (washes my mouth out with Lava soap) The pumice should tide you over until suppertime!
Loved it ever since.
LOL, I am in the same boat. What amazes me is that in my job, in retail, everyone wants to talk about politics. It’s as if everyone is so upset they can’t help themselves. I really have to watch that language at work.
John Deaux–so, let me get this straight; the purpose is not my pleasure?
Well.
Val, let me offer this bit of advice from someone that has the same inclination; Think Happy Thoughts from your childhood such as: The little-bitty car pulling into the circus’ center ring with the bouncy music playing and Clown after Clown getting out of the impossibly small car. So, whenever Clowns like OBambi & associates, Prince Charles,any of the Hollywood glamo’roty, and a host of other Left-leaning imbecils show up; Start the music and enjoy a childlike laugh.
It coincides with the female orgasm being a myth, or so I heard.
You’re doing a good job resisting the temptation to go all Patty Blago. Thanks!
Maybe you can find one that has no rules regarding grammar, syntax, and punctuation.
I’ve had no axe to grind with you until that post.
Everytime I see this bho on the tube or can not get to the mute fast enough to mute his gosh horrible lying voice.
L
Rogue, that is a screaming, thrashing, gasping, headboard pounding myth.
Sorry. It’s a race. Winner gets the O.
Looking for someones ass-to-kick is like the guy whose shed is burning because the kids here using it to smoke in. Does he put out the fire or look for someones ass-to-kick.
Careful, I thought if you don’t yada yada sex, you’ll wake the kids.
Not a problem in the Cakes’ household, Rogue.
I like it!!!
Val, I’m like you – too many opportunities to use the F-bomb and other four-letter expletives. In my case, The Sisters at St. Elizabeth’s constantly reminded us that hell awaits those who use blasphemous language. Oh, if they could see me now!
Here’s some replacement words:
Oh, shazamm!
Golly, gosh darn it
Freckle off
You dumb fishenwinder
Go finkle yourself
He could use an asimile kicking
Somehow, something gets lost in the translation – heh.
Don’t forget that the Administration set into play yesterday their promise to pro-illegal advocates to make immigration detention centers less jail-like, and more resort-like and comfortable for illegals awaiting deportation or are filing appeals to fight their deportation. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/special/immigration/7043040.html
By giving them: More legal resources to help them fight their cases to stay in the US, free to roam the grounds without hindrance, email access, continental breakfast, hanging plants, more pleasing paint schemes, dance, aerobics, bingo, and arts and crafts. Oh, and the improved standard of medical, dental and mental health care to promptly address every complaint and ailment, be it their high blood pressure or heart surgery…and all at taxpayer expense.
The new “reforms” also make these detention centers only for those convicted of crimes, or who just caught sneaking in near the border. Those who successfully sneaked all the way in to the interior and are working, or haven’t been convicted of a crime, have virtually nothing to fear.
Surely this should raise some ire. I can’t wait for when the adults and experienced law enforcement professionals are back in charge, and the hopeychangey, freshly minted undergrads with social justice agendas in hand that are currently occupying policy positions in homeland security are trundled back to their campus Starbucks.
Val
How about the USA helping the Sauds secure their border with Yemen?