Things That Make Me Use (expletive!) Expletives

By Val Prieto  •  June 10, 2010 08:05 AM

I mentioned last week that I was having trouble writing anything without having to lace the piece with four-letter words and, thus, the reason for my being on hiatus at my blog home Babalú. Well, this week is no different. In fact, my potty-mouthing would be much worse than before.

So, without offering much by way of expletive-in-caps commentary, I figured I’d list just a few items that are cause for me to have to wash my mouth out with soap and steel wool on a nightly basis:

- Barney Frank says we should give him and his cohorts even more power and control.

- The Obama administration and their Democrat cronies point the finger of blame at BP and oil companies with one hand, while patting them on the back with the other. Can you say oil company bailout?

- Gibby on why the administration hadnt contacted BP CEO: “Um. . .You see. . . The thing is. . .”

- Rosie O’Donell

- The fact that Rick Sanchez is Cuban-American.

- The United Nations.

- A warning label on The Constitution.

- Hezbollah Helen.

- Why is Charlie Crist even still in the race for the Senate?

And the above are just from a quick perusal of the blogosphere this morning and are merely a small representation of things that lately make me want to spew f-bombs at the top of my lungs, ad infinitum.

I’m sure you all can find plenty more fodder to get my ire up, but, if you do, please send Xanax.

Update: See, now here’s a situation where I wouldn’t have the time to spew the f-bombs. If the moron in this video got anywhere near my wife, much less pushed her, I would have been completely and totally silent as I pommeled his sorry expletive.

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  1. #1
    On June 10th, 2010 at 8:09 am, GladzKravtz said:

    Decaf Val!

  2. #2
    On June 10th, 2010 at 8:22 am, GraniteMan said:

    Michelle, We feel your pain. Prayers following.

  3. #3
    On June 10th, 2010 at 8:23 am, GraniteMan said:

    OOOOPs===Val

  4. #4
    On June 10th, 2010 at 8:39 am, swede said:

    Well, then again there’s…

    Sestak Gate
    Romanoff Gate
    Leaky oil pipe Gate
    Captain Kick-ass Gate
    Blago/Chicago Machine/Team Barry Gate
    Census Jobs Gate
    Israel Gate
    Hillary gets the bird from Peruvian President Gate
    And presidential approval polls doing a Titanic – Gate

    Keep yer eye on the horizon. Sun’s coming up.

  5. #5
    On June 10th, 2010 at 8:39 am, jamesgreenidge said:

    To know a princess like MM has gutter thoughts is disheartening enough, but when I hear the mouths of even grade-school kids in the streets or subways and buses, and see how subteen girls and boys are virtual crude behavioral clones, I wish there were an organization that takes kids beyond “babysitter” outfits like P.A.L. or Boy & Girls Clubs or even the Scouts, but a kind of charm school “Junior League” that immerses kids in civic works while grooming them true graces. Yes, it sounds Victorian (one up by the South on this tho), but our kids have no real sense of graces and civility, much less sense of monetary values today. If I won the lottery I’d launch such an organization myself.

    James Greenidge
    Queens NY

  6. #6
    On June 10th, 2010 at 8:41 am, stillontheroad said:

    I can think of one – A building collapses on an old man that was just walking by it while the City Council of Kansas City decides it is against the law to plant corn in your front yard.

  7. #7
    On June 10th, 2010 at 8:54 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    A warning label on The Constitution? Yikes-when you are done with that steel wool……..
    Hillary gets the bird I can live with ;)

    Order Your Free Pocket Constitution Book Now!

    Let your Copy of Our Constitution be like your sidearm
    Don’t Leave Home Without It.

  8. #8
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:13 am, JohnnyD said:

    Hey AN,

    I got one of those little books at a deli called Buns in the Sun while on vacation last month. They offered them free and I have it with me now. Best little book I ever read. I really liked the histories of the signers. Plus there is an index of subjects which tells you where to find the article or ammendment.

    And I know how you feel Val. Every day is a struggle to keep my mouth clean. Every once in a while, I’ll let loose at the TV. The wife is on me in a second to pipe down because the children in the neighborhood might hear me. Our frustration knows no bounds.

  9. #9
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:15 am, sbw999 said:

    On June 10th, 2010 at 8:39 am, swede said:

    Well, then again there’s…

    Sestak Gate
    Romanoff Gate
    Leaky oil pipe Gate
    Captain Kick-ass Gate
    Blago/Chicago Machine/Team Barry Gate
    Census Jobs Gate
    Israel Gate
    Hillary gets the bird from Peruvian President Gate
    And presidential approval polls doing a Titanic – Gate

    Keep yer eye on the horizon. Sun’s coming up.

    May I add:

    the bower in chief….surrounded by communists and socialists…the apologist in chief….spender in chief….its all Bush’s fault….its the “stupidly acting” police….”
    “I won”….”you lie”… the economy is on the way back…the recession is over…we have to spread the wealth around…at some point in time you’ve earned enough…

    If I had a few more minutes, id add more Im sure….There aren’t enough F-bombs to suffice.

  10. #10
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:22 am, bansharia said:

    this entire blog is dead as is hotair.
    I’ll read the “guest” bloggers on thier own sites.
    MM thanks for the memories but there is simply no reason to come here anymore.
    GB,,B
    and PS. Ed get your own blog or go full townhall the ap connection is making a mockery of anything of value you have to say.
    HA has become an andrew sullivan type blog, the world thru homosexual glasses.
    am sure this will be blocked the truth hurts.

  11. #11
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:27 am, MrOlympia said:

    I like you Val. Thanks for that post. hehe

  12. #12
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:31 am, TigerLady said:

    bansharia said:

    So, why are you here posting?

  13. #13
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:33 am, TigerLady said:

    I mentioned last week that I was having trouble writing anything without having to lace the piece with four-letter words

    Well, #$%@## you’re in good company, Val.

  14. #14
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:35 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    “Where my mother/fathers at?”

    Swagger Wagon

  15. #15
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:36 am, RedDog said:

    Prince Charles says we need to look to Islam to save the world. Shoot me now.

  16. #16
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:40 am, happy2behere said:

    TARP and Obamacare were enough for anybody to get steamed, although as a Christian, I try to avoid bad words. Not perfect,but forgiven.

  17. #17
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:43 am, TigerLady said:

    RedDog said:
    Prince Charles says we need to look to Islam to save the world. Shoot me now.

    No, shoot him. This coming from a guy who wanted to be a tampon. Really, can we take him serously?

  18. #18
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:47 am, spaceycakes said:

    I was having trouble writing anything without having to lace the piece with four-letter words

    Val–welcome to my life!

  19. #19
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:49 am, Insomniac said:

    merely a small representation of things that lately make me want to spew f-bombs at the top of my lungs, ad infinitum.

    Right there with you, Val.

  20. #20
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:54 am, swede said:

    RedDog said:
    Prince Charles says we need to look to Islam to save the world. Shoot me now.

    Was that before or after he took the Royal 757 by himself to a conference to decry anthropomorphic global warming?

    There’s ignorance, then there’s Royal ignorance. Interesting that if this rube becomes king, he will become the defacto head of the Anglican church. Watch for the Anglican mosques!

  21. #21
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:54 am, ITookTheRedPill said:

    A warning label on The Constitution.

    “This book is a product of its time and does not reflect the same values as it would if it were written today. Parents might wish to discuss with their children how views on race, gender, sexuality, ethnicity, and interpersonal relations have changed since this book was written before allowing them to read this classic work.”

    The publishers are Communists. If they were going to write a Constitution today, it would reflect the following values and views on race, gender, sexuality, ethnicity, and interpersonal relations:

    Founded in Chicago in 1919, the Communist Party of the United States has an outstanding history in the struggles for peace, democratic rights, racial and gender equality, economic justice, union organization, and international solidarity. Our Party is organized on the principle of democratic centralism, combining maximum democratic discussion and decision-making with maximum unity of will and action, ensuring our ability to play a strong organizing role in the class struggle. We focus our efforts on increasing our ability to organize millions into struggle, fighting anti-communism as a divisive weapon of the capitalist class. With Marxism-Leninism guiding our actions, the Communist Party strives to build the broadest unity against global capitalist imperialism now headed by U.S. imperialism, for immediate gains and reforms that benefit working people, and for a progressive democratization of the government, the economy, and society of our country on the road to and after winning socialism.

    With pride in our past and confidence in our future, we hereby establish this Constitution of the Communist Party of the United States America.

    You should also familiarize yourself with their Party Program:

    The Road to Socialism USA

    And finally, see how well you do on the following quiz:

    QUIZ: Who said it —
    Democratic leaders or Communist Party USA?

  22. #22
    On June 10th, 2010 at 10:26 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    Hey Val, I’m licking the @#$%^&* Lava soap as we speak!

  23. #23
    On June 10th, 2010 at 10:33 am, happyscrapper said:

    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:22 am, bansharia said:
    this entire blog is dead as is hotair.
    I’ll read the “guest” bloggers on thier own sites.
    MM thanks for the memories but there is simply no reason to come here anymore.

    DLTDHYITAOYWO. Absolutely no loss to us whatsoever. Buh-bye.

  24. #24
    On June 10th, 2010 at 10:51 am, John Deaux said:

    On June 10th, 2010 at 10:26 am, Rogue Cheddar said:
    Hey Val, I’m licking the @#$%^&* Lava soap as we speak!

    Mmmmm. Gritty!

  25. #25
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:09 am, rambler said:

    Actually, I’m enjoying the pandemic of foot in mouth disease. May their own words get them fired. I’m all for taking over everything Rosie has, after all if we should take over the assets of a foreign company then what’s to stop us from taking over the assets of the amazingly stupid Hollywood crowd.

  26. #26
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:10 am, John Deaux said:

    Here’s one for the list.

    Commenters that feel the need to express their opinion of the blog in general as if the sole purpose is to please them.

  27. #27
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:19 am, swmntman said:

    Rambler said: …then what’s to stop us from taking over the assets of the amazingly stupid Hollywood crowd.

    For one thing, the disinfectant costs would be tremendous!

  28. #28
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:20 am, vickisoup said:

    What is going on with Rosie and that makeup? Is she trying to look like a lady? That will require keeping her mouth closed. She looks like a clown and sounds like an idiot.

  29. #29
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:21 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On June 10th, 2010 at 10:51 am, John Deaux said:
    On June 10th, 2010 at 10:26 am, Rogue Cheddar said:
    Hey Val, I’m licking the @#$%^&* Lava soap as we speak!
    Mmmmm. Gritty!

    Me: “Hey Ma, how about a @#$%^&* snack?!”
    Ma: “Hungry? Have some of this! (washes my mouth out with Lava soap) The pumice should tide you over until suppertime!

    Loved it ever since.

  30. #30
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:30 am, Jvette said:

    LOL, I am in the same boat. What amazes me is that in my job, in retail, everyone wants to talk about politics. It’s as if everyone is so upset they can’t help themselves. I really have to watch that language at work.

  31. #31
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:32 am, spaceycakes said:

    John Deaux–so, let me get this straight; the purpose is not my pleasure?

    Well.

  32. #32
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:33 am, thejim said:

    Val, let me offer this bit of advice from someone that has the same inclination; Think Happy Thoughts from your childhood such as: The little-bitty car pulling into the circus’ center ring with the bouncy music playing and Clown after Clown getting out of the impossibly small car. So, whenever Clowns like OBambi & associates, Prince Charles,any of the Hollywood glamo’roty, and a host of other Left-leaning imbecils show up; Start the music and enjoy a childlike laugh.

  33. #33
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:51 am, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:32 am, spaceycakes said:
    John Deaux–so, let me get this straight; the purpose is not my pleasure?

    Well.

    It coincides with the female orgasm being a myth, or so I heard.

  34. #34
    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:51 am, Dexter Alarius said:

    You’re doing a good job resisting the temptation to go all Patty Blago. Thanks!

  35. #35
    On June 10th, 2010 at 12:02 pm, b-cat said:

    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:22 am, bansharia said:

    Maybe you can find one that has no rules regarding grammar, syntax, and punctuation.

    I’ve had no axe to grind with you until that post.

  36. #36
    On June 10th, 2010 at 12:04 pm, letget said:

    Everytime I see this bho on the tube or can not get to the mute fast enough to mute his gosh horrible lying voice.
    L

  37. #37
    On June 10th, 2010 at 12:08 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Rogue, that is a screaming, thrashing, gasping, headboard pounding myth.

  38. #38
    On June 10th, 2010 at 12:10 pm, John Deaux said:

    On June 10th, 2010 at 11:32 am, spaceycakes said:
    John Deaux–so, let me get this straight; the purpose is not my pleasure?

    Well.

    Sorry. It’s a race. Winner gets the O.

  39. #39
    On June 10th, 2010 at 12:29 pm, Mach1Duck said:

    Looking for someones ass-to-kick is like the guy whose shed is burning because the kids here using it to smoke in. Does he put out the fire or look for someones ass-to-kick.

  40. #40
    On June 10th, 2010 at 12:37 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

    On June 10th, 2010 at 12:08 pm, spaceycakes said:
    Rogue, that is a screaming, thrashing, gasping, headboard pounding myth.

    Careful, I thought if you don’t yada yada sex, you’ll wake the kids.

  41. #41
    On June 10th, 2010 at 1:14 pm, spaceycakes said:

    Not a problem in the Cakes’ household, Rogue.

  42. #42
    On June 10th, 2010 at 1:34 pm, rambler said:

    swmntman said: #28

    I like it!!!

  43. #43
    On June 10th, 2010 at 3:05 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Val, I’m like you – too many opportunities to use the F-bomb and other four-letter expletives. In my case, The Sisters at St. Elizabeth’s constantly reminded us that hell awaits those who use blasphemous language. Oh, if they could see me now!
    Here’s some replacement words:
    Oh, shazamm!
    Golly, gosh darn it
    Freckle off
    You dumb fishenwinder
    Go finkle yourself
    He could use an asimile kicking
    Somehow, something gets lost in the translation – heh.

  44. #44
    On June 10th, 2010 at 5:23 pm, LSmith said:

    Don’t forget that the Administration set into play yesterday their promise to pro-illegal advocates to make immigration detention centers less jail-like, and more resort-like and comfortable for illegals awaiting deportation or are filing appeals to fight their deportation. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/special/immigration/7043040.html

    By giving them: More legal resources to help them fight their cases to stay in the US, free to roam the grounds without hindrance, email access, continental breakfast, hanging plants, more pleasing paint schemes, dance, aerobics, bingo, and arts and crafts. Oh, and the improved standard of medical, dental and mental health care to promptly address every complaint and ailment, be it their high blood pressure or heart surgery…and all at taxpayer expense.

    The new “reforms” also make these detention centers only for those convicted of crimes, or who just caught sneaking in near the border. Those who successfully sneaked all the way in to the interior and are working, or haven’t been convicted of a crime, have virtually nothing to fear.

    Surely this should raise some ire. I can’t wait for when the adults and experienced law enforcement professionals are back in charge, and the hopeychangey, freshly minted undergrads with social justice agendas in hand that are currently occupying policy positions in homeland security are trundled back to their campus Starbucks.

  45. #45
    On June 10th, 2010 at 9:43 pm, Azygos said:

    Val

    How about the USA helping the Sauds secure their border with Yemen?

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