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Bill Clinton Officiates Weiner Wedding

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By Doug Powers  •  July 10, 2010 05:27 PM

**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers

Question: How many snickers, snorts, winks and nudges were there in the church when “pastor” Clinton got to the part about “forsaking all others”?

Place your bets:

Bill Clinton is not giving away his daughter Chelsea’s hand in marriage for another three weeks. But he is going to get a little practice at the altar on Saturday, when he officiates at the wedding of Representative Anthony D. Weiner and Huma Abedin, a longtime aide to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The ceremony will be at Oheka Castle in Huntington, N.Y., in the early evening.

Matt McKenna, a Clinton spokesman, told The Associated Press that Mr. Clinton would conduct the ceremony and was authorized to do so, but did not elaborate. Aides to Mr. Weiner, who represents Queens and Brooklyn, declined to comment.

Feel free to write your own jokes.

In a somewhat related story, the Clintons are dealing for an $11 million Westchester mansion on 20 acres complete with five bedrooms, six bathrooms and hot & cold running mistresses:

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Just over a week ago, Hillary was in “wealth spreading” mode again, saying this at the Kyiv Polytechnic Institute in Kyiv, Ukraine:

“So part of the challenge of economic growth and prosperity is to make sure it gets down and equally spread among people.”

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to take a walk-through on an $11 million mansion I might buy. None for you… suckers!”

**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers

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