“Wake the F**k Up Michelle Malkin, You’re Black;” Update: NAACP grievance-palooza! Tea Party is “threat to the pursuit of justice” for all; NAACP shuts off webcast; Tea Party resolution passes
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Soooo…does this mean I can join the NAACP? Because I’d really like to bring some diversity of thought to the community of colored people:

What is it with all these progressives obsessed with my skin color?
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Speaking of the NAACP, I’ve been monitoring the convention proceedings all morning. You can follow along on my Twitter (of Color!) account.
So far:
Earth-shattering civil rights resolutions have included:
*a resolution “supporting Native Americans” (which one member objected to because Native Americans were “slaveholders”);
*a resolution enshrining “DIVERSITY” as the NAACP’s top educational goal;
*a resolution banning the use of Tasers by police (which one member, a black female police officer, objected to because it would result in a blanket ban that takes away law enforcement alternatives…but whose objection was met with dead silence);
and
*a resolution opposing the closure of failing government schools (which one member pointed out was filled with grammatical errors).
Waiting for the resolution condemning Tea Party activists.
Much more on that to come.
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5:51pm Eastern. The Tea Party-bashing fest has finally begun. The resolution calling on “all people of good will” to “repudiate” the “racism” of the Tea Party is now being debated. The resolution says the Tea Party movement is a “threat to the pursuit of justice” for all.
Member wants to qualify that only “some” are racist in the Tea Party movement instead of “all” because CNN criticized Obama for issuing blanket indictment of the Tea Party movement.
Another member objects to demand that Tea Party “expel racial instigators,” says it violates free speech principles.
6:00pm Eastern…NAACP member calls for officials to shut out press…webcast shut down.
6:21pm Eastern. NAACP = Keystone Cops. Read here.
In case you missed it, here’s the St. Louis Tea Party’s preemptive rebuttal to the the NAACP.
7:15pm Eastern Out of sight, but not out of mind. The anti-Tea Party resolution passes. No text available of the measure.
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It’s so sad when groups lose their way.
BTW Michelle would you stop denying you’re black! That Filipina act doesn’t fool anyone!
But don’t stop with the Chicken Adobo…
“A resolution declaring Michelle Malkin officially and irrevocably black” can’t be far behind.
They can have a resolution condemning the Tea Party as racist if they want — but the Tea Party has pre-empted that resolution with their own.
Good Grief!!! Common sense has left the planet. Every time I think that these lefty goons couldn’t sound any dumber or sink any lower, they come right back and prove me wrong. The people who have cornered the market on ramped stupidity and racism are the progressives and political elites. I hope that the NAACP enjoys joining this group of political dinosaurs. May they all become extinct!!!!
My wife is Filipina. Does that make her black, too? If so, can I join the NAA(L)CP?
I have freckles.
Bigotry2 will cease in this country when blacks are no longer bigots. When’s the last time anyone heard this kind of bigotry from a white person? Ironically, blacks continually are referring to whites as racists. It numbs the mind.
What is it with all these progressives obsessed with my skin color?
Because you’re not, and that just doesn’t fit their race baiting meme.
Have any of these geniuses ever disputed facts or do they just spew vitiol in poorly formed sentences?
That goes for the NAACP also.
Michelle is black?
Cool…..
Oh, and I have some bad news for the NAA(L)CP. Free Negros owned slaves in America!
Maybe the NAA(L)CP can start by paying reparations to themselves…
Never underestimate the depravity of the left. They are fully capable of sinking so low as to tear the fabric of the space/time continuum.
If so, can I join the NAA(L)CP?
You’re a black white supremacist? Hmm.
Note to Krista Keating – Obama is “whiter” than Michelle.
Did you guys get a look at the picture of the blogger? I am very confused.
No, you’re not.
She is.
Could this possibly have been stated by the same racist educated in a “failing government school”…not knowing at the time of the revolution one of the largest slaves holders in America was a black man in Massachusetts. That probably isn’t taught in failing government schools emphasizing DIVERSITY.
The NAACP was founded by 3 white people – all socialist and one a Jew.
WHOOPS!
Michelle, If you were still doing ‘Vents’ this could be priceless. ‘Michelle searching for her blackness.’
Mmmm…adobo….
Doug Powers #2,
I saw this earlier. Good for the St. Louis Tea Party! We are getting sick to death of being called racist and it is not going to go un-challenged any longer! I am so sorry you are having to deal with these idiots, Michelle.
L
From the moonbatette website:
Short version: Unemployed and unemployable
Heh.
*a resolution to always play the race card whenever things do not go their way.
Sorry, I didn’t read your post before I posted mine, basically the same thing. Blacks were/are slaver traders then and now.
“I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of Victimhood, and to the political ghetto, for which it stands, one barrio, under Whatzitsname, with self-pity and misery for all.”
Resolution Passed: 1 gazillion to zero.
“You know what I’m sayin’….?”
Well, obviously, you should ALWAYS read my posts…
I could have sworn Michelle is of Filipino decent, but then again, I am just a cracker, and probably can’t tell darker skinned people apart
Even the NAACP’s name is dated. It reflects a time long passed thanks to political correctness. When groups have lost their relevance they will used any means necessary to get back in the public eye.
Ya know what this means? You need to start listening to crap music, paint your Subaru with iridescent paint and install those ridiculous spinner wheels, and call people your “homey”.
The last Confederate General to surrender was Cherokee Indian General Stand Watie.
Unlike the Congressional Black Caucus which only allows DemonRats as members.
J.C. Watts was never a member and I doubt he ever asked to be a member.
I wonder in 2010 how many newly elected Republican Congressmen and women who have the correct racial makeup will be allowed to join the CBC?
Uh Geraldo is Puerto Rican…this person Krista Keating, doesn’t know Geraldo’s ethnic makeup? Uh Krista Geraldo ain’t white.
You know, I am kind of a dark-skinned white man. Am I in denial?
Pasadena,
I have seen your picture. I suspect after a full day in the sun you are barely dark-white!
Michelle,
Is it okay to serve fried okra and black-eyed peas with dinuguan? Just aksin’…………..
Michelle maybe you can suggest a reading list for them? They could start here.
Uncle Sam’s Plantation: How Big Government Enslaves America’s Poor and What We Can Do About It.
How wonderfully post-racial the Obamic Era is…
There has not been a time of greater approval of racial hatred in America in my six decades of life.
It is official…
Apparently she’s really confused – three kids, no husband? All that education and nobody taught her how to cross her knees.
Personally I have always been offended by the fact that the NAACP does not stand up for the rights of white people …
Last I checked … White is still a color …
However … the fact that I am colored white excludes me from joining the NAACP … (not that I would ever do so) … but it does provide clear evidence that they are a racist group whose members obviously do not even understand the meaning of the words that make up their organizations name …
Wait a minute, how about criminalizing the n-word?
Nothing says racial harmony than jail time for free speech.
That hate filled comment you got was 1000 times worse than someone calling or being called the n-word. The comment to you was personal and specific.
If you replied with ‘the n word’ (nothing else, just ‘the n word’) in response to the hateful comment, YOU would be considered out of order.
That’s where we are in race relations in America today. they will keep claiming victim status as long as all the whites, hispanics, and asians allow them.
This is America. People of any race are fortunate to be American. When the NAACP realizes that, they’ll be better off. Frankly, I can’t believe that there is a NAACP – by definition racist organization.
Muslims stuck in 7th century
Blacks living in 19th century
That way, they can all be victims.
jsr said:
… Krista also enjoys writing poetry, fiction and non-fiction of all kinds.
She writes great comical fiction!
To be Black, you must believe that:
* Your soul and your all that sustains your body belongs to the Democrat Party to do with as it wills.
* Your salvation is only possible through the Democrat Party.
* You believe with all your heart in the holy trinity of Obama, Reid, and Pelosi.
* You never, ever question any of the above.
If you accept the Democrat Party into your life and follow all its commandments, you can be whiter than white and still be “Black.”
[Otherwise your worthless wanna-be-white behind will be terminated come the revolution. No sh*t, bro.]
To quote Krista, “Yeah, right.”
Michelle, if I do happen to see you on the street, and I react the wrong way, please understand.
Long live our Nubian Queen!
This whole NAACP thing and everything they stand for is why they are the Black Klan.
Ah yes.
The National Association for the Advancement of Black Racists.
They are always good for strong show of racist hypocrisy.
Uh I took a look at Krista’s photo on her blog, and she looks….. well you know she looks White although it does look like she tried to choose a photo that was taken in bad light….That’s weird.
You don’t suppose this their way of “deeming” MM a member of the NAACP?
Any sign of a resolution condemning Democrats long history of slavery? Which extends to today, Democrat policy making dependency slaves of blacks continues today — You need us pal.
Post racial, sure working out for Obowma.
These people play politics and power games. They don’t know a thing of history, except progressive history, and don’t bother to learn, except to read very bias books. They think slavery is unique to them. Well, if so, where did the word “slave” come from? Hint, try the Slavs. The NAACLP began as a useful organization, degenerating down into putting its own people back into modern “slavery” of the government.
Nope Krista is just after some blog traffic.
I was raised in an all-black neighborhood and because of my Jewish ancestry I tan nice and brown. I also have kinky/curly Jewish hair.
Does that make me an honorary Home-Grrl?
Progressive Racial Commandment #1: If you’re not white, you’re black, and you must hate whitey with all your heart, mind, soul, and strength.
These people WANT a race war, period. And they’re doing their best to incite it.
Vaseline launches skin-whitening Facebook app for India.
The best self-tanners
This is so confusing if people keep changing the color of their skin how will Krista know who to hate SARC.
“*a resolution banning the use of Tasers by police”
I’m all for that, the police should go back to using 45′s.
There are clinics all over Manila that offer treatments to lighten skin color. It is one of the strangest things I ever saw. Americans used to want a tan and so many Filipinos want to get rid of theirs.
What a funny world we live in. Of course, the NAA(L)CP lives in an even funnier world…
Guess what? Krista Keating is not black either. She’s white.
Does this qualify you for a grant from the American Negro College Fund?
“Ebony and Irony live together in perfect harmony . . .”
I didn’t see you being “pimped out”; I saw you hand that black nationalist, racist psychopath’s a@@ to him and reveal him for what he was.
A Fillipina (not black – note to Krista) woman does not fit in with the narrative of the Right/Republican party being the party of racist white men. Remember, this is the same kind of person who will question a person’s loyalty to their ethnic background if they are anything other than strictly vanilla, or their loyalty to women (nay, their very womanhood), if they wander off the lib reservation.
Me, I consider myself a Mama Grizzly who does not happen to be a Mama at this time. And, man, I still feel like a woman!
The NAACP: terribly wasting minds for half a century.
Racists? Pot meet kettle.
On July 13th, 2010 at 1:35 pm, WarEagle82 said:
Oh, and I have some bad news for the NAA(L)CP. Free Negros owned slaves in America!
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For crying out loud, they were originally sold as slaves to this part of the world by their own “people” in Africa. Slavery, this is the ugly truth, was a widely accepted practice around the world that didn’t distinguish among skin colors . . . that is, until evil white Christians here and across the pond campaigned to abolish it in this part of the world, and said evil white Christians on this side of the pond fought to eliminate it for good from this country.
Come on Michelle! Stop being such an Uncle Tom house negro and get down with the real bruthahs and sistahs and put some DUB wheels on that RV!
Somebody is steeped in rhetoric, but it ain’t Michelle Malkin…
One would think that if she is, indeed, college-educated that she could also spell and use proper grammar.
Well, what do you know about being black? It’s more than just a skin color, you know.
Oh, never mind.
What else did you expect them to focus on? The merits of your arguments? C’mon… remember who you’re dealing with.
Someone put it well when he observed that you can spot the liberals in any crowd because they immediately set out to divide the assemblage into groups — the criteria invariably based on some superficial characteristic like skin color, sex, age, etc.
Then, they set out to pit those groups against one another.
They get very upset when you refuse to play along.
“Yeah, they was colored — white.”
- Redd Foxx, from Sanford & Son
Remember this?
There is a Filipino dude in my church with a Black wife. I don’t know if he is American born, or what, but they have a cute little toddler, who looks like a Filipino but with a ‘fro.
Our pastor and our parochial vicar, ie, assistant priest, are both from the Philippines. Our pastor, Monsignor Seth, was educated at Sto. Tomas, the Harvard of the East. (What he says, anyway). My wife’s nurse for baby #4, Imelda, who was, of course, Ilocano (I asked, and I was right) also went to Sto. Tomas, which required Spanish language courses, which turns out to be very helpful for Filipina natives wanting to be nurses in Texas.
Helps Monsignor out as well, he says la Misa en Español.
Represented beyond their numbers at most church groups and functions. Majority Hispanic parish, but we have the original Germans and Poles who lived out in these parts and established the parish, plus transplanted Yankees, US born Blacks plus people from Africa and the Caribbean, Vietnamese (although there is a majority Vietnamese parish not too far away with a native language Vietnamese service that attracts people who would otherwise be in our parish) and Indians.
Since native born Americans don’t go into the seminary in the numbers needed, possible a partial result of a gay mafia coming into power in many seminaries in the 60s post Vatican II (which also resulted in most of the priest pederasty cases. Very few actual pedophiles, mostly gay men who molested post-pubescent boys), most of our native born priests are older, and we’ve had Kenyan, Spanish and Filipino born priests saying Mass in our church since our old school Irish-Polish American pastor retired several years back.
Back to the NAACP. Not quite 50 years now since the end of Jim Crow laws, the American version of apartheid. Not a Black person alive who isn’t a seasoned citizen who can even remember those days. No reason for an NAACP anymore, except people pay dues and people get paid salaries, why our great grnadchildren will be posting about the NAACP in 2110, I suspect.
Back to the Filipina ladies and our annual church bazaar, I love me them Shanghai Lumpia with banana ketchup…
J S Ragman @59
+ 1,000,000
This August will mark the 47th anniversary of that historic speech. Martin’s “four little children” aren’t little children anymore.
They have grown up. Have we?
Have we grown up enough to turn Martin’s dream into reality?
Do we judge people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character?
Some of us do judge people by the content of their character,
and I find the content of Krista Keating’s character rather disgusting.
Let’s all grow up and live in a color-blind society, why don’t we?
We had a torpedoman who was half-Black and half-Filipino.
We called him Spadro. He loved it. Sewed it onto his poopie-suit, until a politically correct XO made him take it off.
If MM was born in Jersey, she isn’t even Filipina, except by ancestry.
Except for the turds who enforce Congressional districts in former Confederate states, like Texas.
Ciro Rodriguez won Henry Bonilla’s seat after LULAC sued Texas over the shape of the Congressional district. It was already a majority Hispanic-American district, and Bonilla was of Mexican ancestry. Ciro has been on U-Tube lately for getting in a woman’s face who called him on his bulls**t about hell care and the CBO.
But Bonilla was a Republican, so SCOTUS, with Anthony Kennedy, the coin flip, providing the majority, ordered Texas to redraw the district to make it a safe seat not for Hispanics, but for Democrat Hispanics. (The old seat was too rural/suburban, and US citizens of Mexican ancestry who live in their own homes or on their own farms and ranches just weren’t reliable enough voters). Now the district, about a 10 hour drive on I-10, and across the Central and Mountain Time zones, includes enough urban San Antonio and El Paso to make it a safe seat.
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.”
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His “dream” has been warped into a nightmare by Krista and her ilk. The poor man must be turning over in his grave, and there is not a one “civil rights leader” today who is fit to tie his shoes.
On July 13th, 2010 at 2:51 pm, ITookTheRedPill said:
Remember this?
Whoopi jokes that Clarence Thomas isn’t really black
posted at 10:08 pm on June 15, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Another columnist quoted in Ann Coulter’s book Slander expressed a wish that Justice Thomas would die an early death due to an unhealthy diet. Ain’t those libs just a hoot-and-a-half?
Another columnist quoted in Ann Coulter’s book Slander expressed a wish that Justice Thomas would die an early death due to an unhealthy diet. Ain’t those libs just a hoot-and-a-half?
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That was NPR’s charming Julianne Malveaux.
“What is it with all these progressives obsessed with my skin color?”
They’re racists, thats what.
Envy?
On July 13th, 2010 at 2:08 pm, Laree said:
Uh I took a look at Krista’s photo on her blog, and she looks….. well you know she looks White although it does look like she tried to choose a photo that was taken in bad light….That’s weird.
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Liberal White Guilt Syndrome, if left untreated by common sense and reality, can lead to the delusion that one’s own skin color is darker than it is.
I’ve observed that those who scream “Racist!!” the loudest are in fact the racists themselves.
Roosevelt Grier had a very similar line in a “Kojak” episode.
His character, bounty hunter Salathiel Harms, calls the police to report a crime and a description of the suspect.
Salathiel on the phone:
“Was he colored?
Yeah. He was white.”
What logic. You’re not white, so therefore you’re black. What ever happened to American Indian, Asian (many flavors) and Hispanic? And why all the gutter language? Mostly because there is no coherent argument here, just the emotional ravings of a prejudiced Obama-bot.
Exactly.
Yet another example of socialists’/staists’/collectivists’/etc. projection on steroids.
It was liberal white professors at the University of Hawaii who started the Native Hawaiian Sovereignty and Hawaiian Nation movements back in the ’60s. They claim that the overthrow of the monarchy in 1898 was illegal. And they want the Crown lands returned to the Hawaiian people. This is despite the fact that they could be punished by death for fishing in the king’s pond, hunting on royal land, or standing on the king’s shadow.
Basically, the native Hawaiians want to be treated just as well as the American Indians.
Wake the f#@% up, Krista Keating, You’re an Idiot!
I don’t understand why you give a nobody like this free advertising. Nobody would have known about this had you not brought it up.
You’re an internet and media powerhouse…her…not so much. She’s been on-line for apparently 4 years and has a total of 785 profile views. You get that in a matter of minutes.
She majored in “Community Studies” fer cryin’ out loud and actually takes “Hip Hop” seriously! Why give a pathetic trainwreck like her the exposure?
This isn’t parody? This is for real????
On July 13th, 2010 at 4:07 pm, mattymatt10 said:
I don’t understand why you give a nobody like this free advertising. Nobody would have known about this had you not brought it up.
You’re an internet and media powerhouse…her…not so much. She’s been on-line for apparently 4 years and has a total of 785 profile views. You get that in a matter of minutes.
She majored in “Community Studies” fer cryin’ out loud and actually takes “Hip Hop” seriously! Why give a pathetic trainwreck like her the exposure?
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She was having some fun at the expense of Krista’s idiocy, and inviting us to do the same. She often does that with hate mail. They think they are making a point, perhaps making MM feel ashamed of herself, when all she and the majority of her readers do is laugh at them.
Keatings 3 fatherless children will grow up and become Republicans in the ultimate act of teenage defiance.
Because, I suspect, she’ll be that bad of a mother.
Dear NAACP
Please add me to your condemnation list as I will wear it as a badge of honor.
On July 13th, 2010 at 4:23 pm, Ed Mahmoud abu al-Kahoul said:
Keatings 3 fatherless children will grow up and become Republicans in the ultimate act of teenage defiance.
Because, I suspect, she’ll be that bad of a mother.
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If the old adage is true, they’ll become conservatives if they ever move out of her home and earn their own money.
LOL, because they got nowhere to go but ‘up’. They can’t really sink lower than the lifestyle she has chosen, hey?
“journalist for the people” Translation; Nobody reads her.
“revolutionary baby mama” Translation; field slut.
“authentically ethical ethnography and whiteness” OK, I’m stumped.
On July 13th, 2010 at 4:30 pm, J S Ragman said:
“authentically ethical ethnography and whiteness” OK, I’m stumped.
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Me, too. Sounds like something the character Damon Wayans played on “In Living Color” would say – you know, he used a lot of multi-syllable words but obviously had no idea what they actually meant.
You can’t fix stupid.
Or my favorite John Wayne quote: Life’s hard but it’s harder when you’re stupid. Krista, did he know you?
Krista scares me because she is so archetypical:
Her Christian name (she probably is atheist) is Krista, which is really just a feminine nickname of Christian. It’s like Buffy, or Cyn, or Vickie.
She actually has been honored by a taxpayer funded University for some “totally bogus” Major and her, like, thesis. The college she attended should have its creditation removed, and then be used for artillery training.
Hip-Hop isn’t culture; it’s an absence of culture. It’s the result of Barry Gordy moving Motown to Los Angeles in 1970. In my short lifetime we’ve gone from “My Girl” and “I Second That Emotion” to “Baby Got Back” and “Who Let the Dogs Out.”
She’s from the Bay Area, which is Ground Zero for New Age Hedonism. In Texas and Oklahoma, nice girls don’t kiss on the first date. In California, nice girls don’t do fellatio on the first date.
She will never forgive her parents for being White. I would be surprised if, assuming she likes boys, she has ever had a Cracker boyfriend. That’s a big assumption.
She will probably get a teacher’s certificate and carry on with her task of re-programming America’s youth.
I went to that website where Krista Keating posted such nasty things. What a website for fools.
Oh, yeah. One of my neighbors is a 50-something surfer dude, who moved here to Oahu in the ’60s. He is an ardent Democrat, dope-smoking (so he says) tie-dyed Berkeley grad. He has everything but the VW bus with curtains. He’s still blaming Nixon for Vietnam, and Bush for Iraq.
One of his sons joined the Navy and is over in the Persian Gulf as I write this.
His other son came home in a coffin two years ago after being hit with a RPG while changing the tire on a gasoline truck at some firebase in Asscrackistan.