Pamela Anderson Banned in Montreal; PETA’s Photoshop Guy Worked Overtime For Nothing
**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers
Montreal has denied Pamela Anderson a permit to launch her latest animal rights campaign for PETA, which will rid the city of the following poster:

I’m no expert, but judging from recent pictures of Anderson, I think that’s Photoshopped. That poster eclipses Good Housekeeping’s Michelle Obama ‘shop job.
In any case, Pam’s poster says that all animals have the same parts, but something’s missing. What body part that most other animals have is appropriately not listed on Anderson’s PETA poster?
You guessed it:

I’ll be cooking steak & burgers on the grill in a while — feel free to do the same!
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Meat is murder, tasty tasty murder.
I’ll have mine med. thank you.
Of course, those steaks and burgers don’t contain silicon implants.
Wait…the home of Club Super Sexe and Club Super Contact somehow decided that this poster was out of bounds?
Sorry, but I have not a clue who this gal is or if I should care. If the recent picture is correct, she is not just eating veggies!
L
Well, we’re talkin’ Canucks, Chap. What has been called “a train in search of a country” or something to that effect, eh. Much ado aboot nothing.
She’s an STD-ridden cast member of a 90s David Hasselhoff show.
You shouldn’t.
*Ex-Canadian here; Mostly good, hard working people up there; Then there is Pamela Anderson and those pesky frogs.
*I am a pescatarian by choice, and these PETA people are either idiots by choice, or it’s in their DNA.
“There’s room for all of Gods creatures next to the mashed potatoes.”
“I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.”
“‘Vegatarian’ is an old Indian word that means ‘bad hunter’.”
“PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals”
I could never eat Pamela Anderson. She’s UNCLEAN!
BBQ Country Ribs for me
Must. not. make. ribald. comment.
Fish that were swimming this morning are pretty tasty.
Thanks all for the information. I did not see any of the shows you mentioned. I must have a bit selective in my viewing of tv shows in the 90′s.
L
Think “Hepatitis C” – that should help.
That or else your wife is reading this over your shoulder.
She forgot the silicone or saline part of the animal.
Er, What’s Pamela’s attitude about sausage?
Tre,
If God didn’t want us to eat them, why’d he make them out of meat?
vinny; you would need a groot boerewors for that conversation.
I’m saving her a place next to my mashed potatoes, and I have plenty of gravy.
That’s not a comment on the size of the perfectly acceptable everyday sausage either. It’s an observation on the vastness of the cave.
This is odd though. She’s not naked or anything.
1. Lion eats kudu – Natural
2. Croc eats fish – Natural
3. Bear eats seal – Natural
4. Wolf eats antelope – Natural
5. Shark eats penguin – Natural
6. Man eats Angus – UnNatural
Aren’t we animals too, Pam?
Ew. Maybe you do, but I am straiiii…oohhhh, you said “anGUS.”
Yeah. I like that.
I’m no vegetarian, and am hardly a PETA supporter, but after all the animal abuses I’ve seen, and the rescues I’ve participated in, I find it impossible to now stomach eating red meat.
What part of a cow is the Angus, anyway?
That or she’s discovered a time-machine back to her pre-Baywatch body!
You know when you order skinless chicken breasts and they forget to remove the nipples? Yeah, like that.
Well, we have photographic evidence of that.
The average barnyard animal has the sense not to make a video.
She’s also notorious for a movie called “Barb Wire” where the bad guys were called “Congressionals” and wore Nazi uniforms. In case you couldn’t guess, it was made in the late ’90s.
Somewhere there is a village missing it’s idiot. Her mission statement just ends up looking stupid. Surely, this is not how she’s making a living these days? Good for our neighbors to the north.
All right Doug – that does it! I don’t mind if you mock Chelsea Clinton, or Mr. and Mrs Weiner, but I think we need to draw the line somewhere! It’s Filipinos like you working for the white man that give black women a bad name and you know who I mean! Just sit your black ass down and think for a moment what your mockery means to her mother! And you’ll never hear frrom me again and PS I’m not an engineer in Palm Springs or a student of the womanly arts at UC Santa Cruz.
*shrugs* I just don’t see the appeal of Ms. Anderson. Frankly, she’s got nothing on my wife.
I think in Pamela’s case, the “BRAIN” label (as in just like animals) is entirely appropriate.
Remember, this is the gal that helped make Uggs popular despite her PETA leanings.
(letget, this is one of the few things worth knowing about her.)
Pamela Anderson is a first-class slut. Sorry, but that’s the truth, so why not say it? God help her.
Maybe I am spending waaaaaaaay too much time here. When I clicked to see the recent non photo-shopped pic of her the first word that came to mind was “porkulus”. No doubt, I need a break as much as she needs slim-fast.
ouch!
The recent photos clearly show why you need to limit grains and enjoy a little more protein. The Almighty gave us many wonderful food choices for a reason. You can live without carbs, but not fruit/vegetables/protein.
She should work for the CDC down in Atlanta. They would save a lot of money storing STD specimens. Supposedly she has everything from Hepatitis Charlie to Herpes Quadraplex.
Normally, you would have to go to Bangkok to find a girl that gives permanent souvenirs.
some things never change.
Damn, I’d hate to see a second- or third-class slut. That would be spooky!
PETA!
P eople
E ating
T asty
A nimals
Pamela Anderson has sure gone downhill since she played CJ on Baywatch. I would prefer Loni Anderson to Pamela Anderson. A diet high in red meat is bad for cholesteral and I don’t mind if my doctor or nurse tells me that. It’s OK if they want to be a scold. But Pamela Anderson has ingested things alot worse than red meat. She has no right to lecture me or anyone else about our dining habits.
What? That’s after ‘shop?!
Sorry to say, but it’s still horrific.
#29 said:
Well … ‘cept fer da Chik-fill-a kows.
… and just how long does a rabbit live eatin’ nothin’ but veggies anyway ? ? ?
No one knows, rabbits are meat that seldom dies from old age.
I would think that Anderson has too many cut marks from too many surgeries, as well as is stretch so tight that one could bounce a quarter off her forehead, to be that attractive any longer. Also, she’s getting older.
Accept it, Pam. you’re body is now 51% plastic. All you need is a pull string in your back and some vacuous, er, well, you have the empty speech covered.
Oops! I meant “your”, not “you’re”.
My bad.
Judging from those recent pictures, she isn’t even a third class slut anymore.
One of my top fave news bloopers:
Black and Gus
P.E.T.A
People Eating Tasty Animals
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
I remember that! What a bunch of maroons. Just more proof that “anchorperson” is just so much B.S.; they’re news readers.
His co-anchor had some fun with it, though, lol.
I’m not a fan of PETA-but I’m a vegetarian because I think meat is cruel.
I’ve discovered that I am far from the only conservative-usually they’re other women-that feels that way.
I’m not radical about it-I cook steaks and chicken for my husband.
Live and let live.
Yeah, that sometimes happens if you don’t tenderize the meat first, cubbiegal.
cubbiegal said:
I’m a vegetarian because I think meat is cruel.
Yeah, that sometimes happens if you don’t tenderize the meat first, cubbiegal.
*Snort!*
Yeah…when God created animal protein, it must have been a wasted idea. So, if you don’t eat ‘em, then why have them around? They eat up the landscape, and foul the air with all that methane gas that flows from both ends. Plus, they’re smelly….
If meat is so cruel, then why do Vegans eat faux burgers, soy dogs, etc. Why not make a entirely different category of edibles? Perhaps, Soylent Green?
Each to their own (I still don’t understand the mental process behind being a vegetarian…don’t plants have feelings too?)
I’m actually not a ‘true’ vegetarian because last year it made me very sick.To shut-up my doctor I also eat fish on occasion.
Like I said-live and let live.
I’m a conservative. While I won’t eat meat I also won’t get in the face of someone who will.
Sometimes I just can’t help it,cubbie!
You’re a good sport to cook critters for your family.
Wow, now that IS cruel.
Never, ever tenderize the meat first.
Kill it first, then tenderize. Sheeee….
chap#15,
I AM the wife!!! And I do not care if hubby looks. We have had the chat on what will happen if he thinks he ‘needs another’.
L
I do like breast……
of chicken!!! you guys have a dirty mind
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he eats vegatables. If a liberal is, he wants everyone else to be, too.
If you’re ever in the Oklahoma City area, come by. I’ll throw a veggie burger on the grill with your hubby’s and my cheeseburgers. Do you prefer mayo, ketchup, or mustard?
Ooops. Sorry.
Huh, I was going to say the gootch!
Mayo on cheeseburger? In OKC? What the heck has happened?
Can be tasty, but be sure and cook it thoroughly, there may be parasites.
If we weren’t supposed to eat meat then why does it taste so good?
Danceswithdachshunds:
I love your handle.
I grew up with Socrates Haydn Von Dachs(Socksie), Moshe Dayan Ben Dachs(Moshe), Fango Shear Dachs(Fang),and Rabbie MacDachs the Red of Wallace(Rab).
All but Rab(pronounced Rob) were black/ tans. As you can tell by the names, my parents were Zionist members of Clan Wallace who liked philosophy, classical music, and the poetry of Robert Burns. Yes-I’m confused.
LoL
Let me guess, kosher haggis?
My favorite – “Ae Bonnie Lass Bat-Ami”…
Alohaguy
*snort!*
I like ‘Ode to a Mouse’ because mice are cuuuute.
While both my parents were/are Jewish my mother had an English/Scots Jew-by- conversion grandmother-so my parents
became the Chicago reps for Clan Wallace USA during the 1980s and early 1990′s.
My father had blond hair and gray eyes and looked d*mn good in his kilt dare I say. LoL
That poster looks more like an endorsement of cannibalism than a protest of animal use…
Then I advise you to not look at this photo.
I’d prefer bacon on my veggie burgers thank you.
Oh my gosh, cubbiegal–I fear we may be related!
Another Scots-Jewess? I tell my husband I’m so tight with money that I squeak when I walk.
Phil#28 too funny.
I guess we now have revisionist biology since my generation was taught man became more advanced (evolved) mentally after adding protien (meat) to his diet. I guess the theory of evolution only works when you are saving a shad to stop industry (and kill jobs) or trying to diminish religious beliefs (replace God with The State).
As one guy said, “How smart do you have to be to sneak up on a leaf?”
Is she pointing to every place that she has used for sex? Enquiring mindless want to know
You have to cook it first!
Mmmm. Steak. Burgers. Cheese. And my favorite vegetable: Bacon!
Oh my gosh, cubbiegal–I fear we may be related!
Another Scots-Jewess? I tell my husband I’m so tight with money that I squeak when I walk.
roses are red
Violets are blue
There’s no bigger cheapskate
than a Scottish Jew.
Hepatitis C???
just sayin’….
Hey….I shot a herd of spinach today.
Meat fits in perfectly with the other four major food groups – salt, sugar, fat & alcohol
cubbiegal–
my husband and I invented copper wire:
we found the same penny!
I’m no vegetarian, but I really don’t want to eat those cows who make those ads for Chick ‘Fil’let (sp?)….heh. (eat more chickin.)
FirstSkirt–for reals. Why do they use Holsteins for the ad?
‘City folk‘.–Curly/City Slickers
You know, after a good many years pass by you ladies could do your part for Old Jews Telling Jokes
Right now you’re just youthful and witty!
purplepeep–OJTJ is bookmarked for me–I visit it regularly!
PETA has done this before – take some babe and write down where her different “parts” are. Getting bubble-headed bimbos to pose nude or almost-nude for them is one of their stocks-in-trade.
Pass the Wendy’s Baconater, please. (For you, Pam, I’ll eat a cow AND a pig.)
And you’re right, it would have taken some serious photoshopping to make her look like that in a bikini, judging from the un-doctored pictures you posted.
But, we must not dispel the myth that vegetarians cannot be out of shape, now can we?
On July 15th, 2010 at 4:03 pm, Hangfire said:
1. Lion eats kudu – Natural
2. Croc eats fish – Natural
3. Bear eats seal – Natural
4. Wolf eats antelope – Natural
5. Shark eats penguin – Natural
6. Man eats Angus – UnNatural
Aren’t we animals too, Pam?
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This is what I’m saying – they don’t try to talk predatory animals into “changing their lifestyles” and sparing the lives of the animals they prey on. And why? Because animals cannot be “reasoned with” the way we can – they cannot be talked into or out of anything based on moral arguments like “don’t kill the animals”. And why is that? Because they ARE different than us, whether PETA likes it or not.