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A Sheila Jackson Lee Twofer

By Doug Powers • July 16, 2010 10:50 AM

**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers

This week brought us a Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-umb) twin-spin of lunacy, race hustling and a dose of geographic ignorance.

Jackson Lee, who continues to champion the cause of securing American women the same rights that women in China, Algeria, Afghanistan and Rwanda enjoy (okay American ladies, altogether now, “Thanks Sheila!”), was in typical form at the NAACP convention this week. The convention was held in Kansas City, which of course isn’t far from Omaha — home of the beach where D-Day began after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

First up, we find out that Jackson Lee hasn’t had a refresher course in geography since at least 1975, if ever:

Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee — who once famously asked where she could find photos of the American flag that Neil Armstrong planted on Mars — yesterday insisted, in stark defiance of basic facts of history, that “today we have two Vietnams, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace.”

Here’s Sheila in all her… whatever it is:

Jackson Lee had previously referred to “countries like Europe.” Wait, it was President Obama who said that — nevermind.

Sheila Jackson Lee may well have ended up mentally challenged due to her oxygen supply being cut off for an extended period of time after choking on a deck of race cards she’d accidentally ingested, but she’s still not afraid to play with that deck:

And I thank you professor very much. I’m going to be engaging you with those very powerful numbers that you have offered on what the tea party recognizes, uh, or is recognized as. Might I add my own P.S.? All those who wore sheets a long time ago have now lifted them off and started wearing [applause], uh, clothing, uh, with a name, say, I am part of the tea party.

Did the wacko on the moonbat pulpit with an undying loyalty to the party that just wept as they buried a beloved former Klansman say the Tea Party traded in their white hoods for Brooks Brothers? Jackson Lee of course isn’t alone on this.

She can talk about fashion all she wants, but it’s almost impossible to accessorize stupid.

(**Ms. Lee’s wardrobe courtesy of Hart Schaffner Marxist)

Update: If possible, support Sheila Jackson Lee’s opponent, John Faulk.

**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers

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#101

On July 16th, 2010 at 2:34 pm, nail49 said:

Anyone else reminded of Garrett Morris’ SNL schtick?: “Baseball been berry, berry good to me!”

SJL: “Congress been berry, berry good to me!”
#102

On July 16th, 2010 at 2:54 pm, vinny said:

A question was raised: How does a jackass like Lee get 2 degrees from Ivy league schools?
A: Same way all the other jackasses got their degrees: By screaming EEEAHHH loudly in concert with every other jackass around them.

At one time in the distant past there may have been someone at such institutions with an education and some intelect. However, these days, as long as you agree with whatever rubish these school “teachers” spew out, you will be labeled as smart. Just look at the jocker in the White House.
#103

On July 16th, 2010 at 3:04 pm, Sergeant Tim said:

Ms. Jackson Lee was really saying, “We should have declared victory and gone home,” from Afghanistan a long time ago. It is analogy. It is ‘I’m a teapot because I call myself one’ national security she advocates for America. No problem; the revisionists can clean it for the re-education of the children. She’s correct, we won the tactical fight in Vietnam. Yet our Left won strategically and Vietnam lost everything worth saving. Sheila wants that same, wonderful outcome to befall Afghanistan (and America).
#104

On July 16th, 2010 at 3:40 pm, BobonStatenIsland said:

That’s the problem with elected officials. It’s nothing like a real job. If I were that incompetent at my job (or you at yours more than likely) I would be fired. Period.

That organizations actually continue to put this imbicile in front of a microphone is astounding. They are as bad as she is.
#105

On July 16th, 2010 at 3:50 pm, BobonStatenIsland said:

Well….actually, the same could be said (my post #105) of Barack Hussain Obama

I ride the Staten Island Ferry and continually give the 25 cent tour to tourists as a way to kill time on the ride. My additional comments on The Statue of Liberty in addition to “There is the last nice thing the French did for us” is “and, no, regardless of what our Prsident Obama said a couple of weeks ago, that statue was not built with donations obtained through anything to do with the poem by Emma Lazarus”.
#106

On July 16th, 2010 at 4:04 pm, WarEagle82 said:

NOW I GET IT! Sheila Jackson Lee is Chappy in drag! Sure sounds like him, er, her, er whatever.

It is a good think that North and South Viet Nam are living peaceably, side by side after all these years. Maybe Chappy/Ms. Lee can lead a team to peaceably reunite Gondwanaland…
#107

On July 16th, 2010 at 4:22 pm, Hangfire said:

On July 16th, 2010 at 4:04 pm, WarEagle82 said:
Maybe Chappy/Ms. Lee can lead a team to peaceably reunite Gondwanaland…

Robert Byrd spoke fondly of Gondwanaland.
#108

On July 16th, 2010 at 4:41 pm, right_on said:

Jackson Lee gives black stereotypes a bad name…
#109

On July 16th, 2010 at 5:14 pm, 24Klady said:

After checking back several times today to read newer comments it all seems very simple…this is nothing more than a call to arms by NAACP and Ms.Lee. If people mistake what they’re saying (wink/wink) and some kind of altercation erupts so much the better. Funny how this coincides with the flap over the New Black Panther’s voter dust-up.
#110

On July 16th, 2010 at 5:17 pm, WarEagle82 said:

And they called Rand Paul a racist and say the Tea Party is violent…
#111

On July 16th, 2010 at 5:20 pm, hawkeye54 said:

Funny how this coincides with the flap over the New Black Panther’s voter dust-up.

Not so funny, but it does all work together. Gas fumes waiting for that spark.
#112

On July 16th, 2010 at 5:43 pm, purplepeep said:

WarEagle82 said:

NOW I GET IT! Sheila Jackson Lee is Chappy in drag!

You’ve seen Chap in drag?
#113

On July 16th, 2010 at 5:55 pm, WarEagle82 said:

Not actually, but when you put all the pieces together it makes sense. I am pretty sure this is a picture of Chappy in drag…

On July 16th, 2010 at 5:43 pm, purplepeep said:

WarEagle82 said:

NOW I GET IT! Sheila Jackson Lee is Chappy in drag!

You’ve seen Chap in drag?
#114

On July 16th, 2010 at 6:03 pm, Gorebot said:

My God, SJL is nearly as repugnant as the House Speaker.

Which is metaphysically impossible, I know, but still…
#115

On July 16th, 2010 at 6:20 pm, Uplander said:

Sorry. This was just too close to Dinner.
I guess I’m losing weight whether I want to or not.
#116

On July 16th, 2010 at 8:46 pm, Rogue Cheddar said:

On July 16th, 2010 at 6:20 pm, Uplander said:
Sorry. This was just too close to Dinner.
I guess I’m losing weight whether I want to or not.

Your new handle is Upchucklander.
#117

On July 16th, 2010 at 11:17 pm, reshas1 said:

I’ve emailed stuff like this to Oprah before, we need to post it to the NAACP, NBPP, etc.. IGNORAMOUS..

How did the Ku Klux Klan re-emerge in the 20th century? For that, the Democratic Party is to blame.

It was a racist Democrat President, Woodrow Wilson, who premiered Birth of a Nation in the White House. That racist movie was based on a racist book written by one of Wilson’s racist friends from college. In 1915, the movie spawned the modern-day Klan, with its burning crosses and white sheets.

Inspired by the movie, some Georgia Democrats revived the Klan. Soon, the Ku Klux Klan again became a powerful force within the Democratic Party. The KKK so dominated the 1924 Democratic Convention that Republicans, speaking truth to power, called it the Klanbake. In the 1930s, a Democrat President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, appointed a Klansman, Senator Hugo Black (D-AL), to the U.S. Supreme Court. In the 1950s, the Klansmen against whom the civil rights movement struggled were Democrats. The notorious police commissioner Bull Connor, who attacked African-Americans with dogs and clubs and fire hoses, was both a Klansman and the Democratic Party’s National Committeeman for Alabama. Starting in the 1980s, the Democratic Party elevated a recruiter for the Ku Klux Klan, Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV), to third-in-line for the presidency.

Speaking more Truth to Power, the Republican Party has been a resolute enemy of the Ku Klux Klan, terrorist wing of the Democratic Party.
#118

On July 21st, 2010 at 10:59 am, Politicalguano said:

LOL@Sheila J-L suffering brain damage from choking on deck of race cards.
How about someone coming out with a an actual deck of race cards with the photos and quotes from these ugly/stupid/racist negroes – on one side the photo and quote and on the other side a photo Robert Byrd dressed in his Klan outfit.
Black stupidity and hatred sickens me as much as that from whites and from islamofacists. Lee, with her freak hairdo and stuttering ebonic mutilation of English, is typical of black politicians. Robert Byrd must have had to take bottles of antacid every day listening to SJL to stop himself from running after her with a noose.
It is such a relief to be out in public and hear black Americans speak normally, i.e. educated and literate, and realize that that what the media presents as “black” is not accurate but rather their racist idea of what blacks are.