Illegal Alien Gets Taxpayer Funded Penis Pump
**Written by guest-blogger Doug Powers
We might as well go ahead and coin the phrase “undocumented erection.”
Via an email from “Infidel Joe,” here’s the scoop from Minnesota’s Shakopee News:
A man in the country illegally who committed a $27,000 identity-theft crime in Scott County was able to obtain tens of thousands of dollars in governmental medical assistance, including surgery for an inflatable penis pump.
In response to heightened concern about illegal immigration since a gang-related stabbing in Shakopee, Scott County Attorney Pat Ciliberto has been tallying known costs to taxpayers and gave this example.
“There’s no logical argument for why that should have been approved,” Ciliberto told county commissioners on Tuesday. “I don’t know how many illegal aliens are getting emergency medical assistance for such a procedure.”
Open for discussion: If Minnesota police decide to question somebody just because he’s trouser-tenting at the time, does that constitute profiling?
Eric Holder’s argument might be that this is equitable, because every time an illegal alien gets a taxpayer-funded penis pump, we all get the shaft. What’s not fair about that?
Update: The Daley Gator has a fitting video to go with this story.
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Peter Principle meets free health care.
Why aren’t more people ticked off at things like this? Do we laugh at the humor of it while they fleece our pockets??
James Greenidge
Queens NY
Vote em out, from the local precinct guy to the local senator or rep to your federal representatives,,, no more PC crap either. Vote em out……..
I have a 5 cfm vacuum pump, used for evacuating automotive AC systems. I wonder what would happen if we hooked that up to him…..
Ditto
You’re just trying to get a rise out of me.
Shakopee is part of the Twin Cities – Minneapolis and St.Paul – Metro Area, both cities are “sanctuary cities”.
(Just in case illegals were wondering where they can go to get free sex toys.)
I’ve been reading this post for 4 hours. I’m calling a doctor.
Excuse me, I have to go puke.
Because Minnesotans have a self-loathing, self-defeatist Scandinavian mentality.
It’s a liberal state that just doesn’t get it until it’s wayyy too late.
“Tings are lookin’ oop in Minnesota, ja, shoor, ya betcha.”
This is a serious case of fraud. If convicted, this man is facing a stiff sentence.
I believe you’ll find that good hardworking people from Scandinavia, along with folks from elsewhere, built the state.
Actually, it’s the political class that’s liberal, including the overwhelming majority of Republican officeholders. Like Chicago, the Democrats (“Democratic-Farm-Labor” in Minnesota), control Minneapolis and St.Paul – from about the 1970s up.
Before that political death grip, the cities were pretty nice places for people to live and work. Now they’re well into urban wasteland status with most people only coming in to downtown workplaces, then back out to the burbs again. Otherwise it’s pretty much hell-inna-handbag time for the cities.
Drat! If it weren’t so late I’d have thought of that first, heh.
Tax payers get stiffed again
Janet Reno Napolitano had the balls to tell Greta on Fox the other day that the Feds are enforcing the border. You’re right, we’re all getting screwed.
It’s not the “Air Barney” is it?
From #17:
Hee hee!
My question is, “Will this signal the beginning of a period of hyper-inflation?”
High prices certainly would be hard on illegal immigrants.
(yes, I hate myself for that)
So how about that stimulus plan?
Welcome to California. Good luck getting the distinction between corrupt political system and disenfranchised voters to stick though. Too complicated for many people…. until it happens to them…. one state at a time.
This kind of insane abuse will become all too common in the future, assuming any illegal aliens are ever arrested again.
Perverts and criminals will get all kinds of bizarre treatment while law abiding tax paying citizens will stand in line to get basic medical services. And we’ll be called racists when we complain.
This is “hope & change” at work!
Color me stupid but when is this procedure an emergency?????
Thanks for the link Mr. Powers, my first Malkinlanche! YAHOO!
#26 On July 17th, 2010 at 9:31 am, TigerLady said:
Come on TigerLady, it is if your mother finally found you a date and she is in the packing lot and the car is running.
Not only do we have wealth redistribution, we also have penis pump redistribution.
I’m sure this provision is buried deep in ObamaCare somewhere.
(No pun intended.)
My goodness, I typed “packing lot”. Might have been a Freudian slip. Need to go back to my therapist. Not good! Not good at all!
With that inflated ego of his, don’t you think Obama’d do something like this? C’mon, wood he?
Well, you can get a sex-change operation in California, now you can get a penile implant in Wisconsin. So, maybe soon men will be able to get a vagina, women can get a penis and they can all screw themselves.
Perhaps this illegal alien was planning to use the penis pump to perform jobs that Americans are just not willing to do.
Why not, we’re already being screwed.
(Cleaner than the first response that popped into my head.)
“I have a 5 cfm vacuum pump”
Glad I kept reading that whole sentence….
When I first started nursing in the hospital here in Arizona I worked at the main county hospital. I worked there for several years. We’ve been giving illegal immigrants free health care and some expensive surgical/medical procedures for quite some time folks. Dialysis comes to mind as one of the more expensive on-going treatments I know several illegals are getting on the tax payors dime.
“wood he”
Ha…..
In the current work I do in end of life care not only do we have folks who are illegally in this country IF the family requests visits from family members who live in Mexico a letter can be faxed to a border crossing to let those family members in the US to see their loved one who is dying. There is no regulation once in and no checking on those folks to make sure they go back.
You can’t imagine how large some of these families and how many folks need passes to enter to see their loved one in their last days.
It’s one thing to pump it up, but another to release the air. Does he ‘sqeeeeeeee’ afterwards?
If so, is that new term for the millenium–a ‘squeef’?
Yet another way for illegals to keep screwing the system.
It’s not too late to repossess….
Give Liberals an inch and they’ll take a mile, everytime.
Simple start.
Fire whoever authorized the expense.
Even if he has prostate removal, the medical artifacts to restore the ability to have an erect tissue at his groin don’t have to be the most expensive, most convenient option.
Sew the prostate up and hand him the insert-able “stick” as he gets out.
Installation is not the taxpayer’s obligation.
You are not really saying the majority is powerless over a minority are you? If the majority is hard working conservative people they should be able to control the minority if they care enough. And I’m not trying to insult anyone, just pointing out that you have to be involved to make change. FWIW, Scandinavia is pretty liberal itself so maybe there is a connection?
“take a mile”
That’s quite a pump then.
You obviously haven’t heard of “Obamacare”, SpeakEasy. Though all data shows only 20% of the American populace to be liberal, I suspect you might be able cite maybe one or two US Federal laws with which you are are not enamored.
Depends on which Scandinavians you’re speaking of – I think the only causal connection you could make is good values not being installed in younger generations.
But that problem is universal, not heritage-ethnic bound. To posit otherwise is dipping into a dangerous ” blacks are born to dance, Germans are born to work with cars” type of thinking.
Germans are born?
They have to be – they’re ordered to.
Sie sind geboren.
Ihnen wird befohlen geboren zu sein.
Ja, sie sind nur Befehle befolgt
Well you know these people are not known to be particularly well-hung …
Even though you’d think when they are doing takes a lot of balls!
HAHA
RWR
http://www.rightwingrocker.com
(spoken together)
Obama (Hanz): We’re here to pump (clap!) you up!
Biden (Franz): We’re here to pump (clap!) you up!
Rumor control: It is not true that once the illegal got his penis pumped that he immediately went to see Esta!
http://liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/07/15/sprucing-up-some-detention-centers-proposed/
They left out penis implants.
Well, the illegal alien POS is just getting it ready for the CFR to suck it.
*head hanging shamefully*
THIS is my town. My only hope is that (given that this IS a VERY conservative town…while the state went Obama, this district went McCain) someone’s head rolls, preferably the person responsible for signing off on it.
I can absolutely guarantee it was NOT John Kline, Mike Beard (State Rep) or Claire Robling (State Senator)who signed off on this.
And Shakopee, while being teeming with illegal immigrants, is NOT a sanctuary city. Minneapolis/St Paul/Worthington are the only sanctuary cities in MN.
The problem is that the “sanctuary cities” draw the illegals in – from there they move into the surrounding burbs and other nearby towns & cities.
Yep…any purple-headed peeper should have been all over this.