Dirtbag of the Week: Man Robs Kids’ Lemonade Stand
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**Written by Doug Powers
There’s a special place in hell for somebody who would rob some kids’ lemonade stand, isn’t there?
From the Detroit Free Press:
Calls offering donations have come in from as far away as Colorado and Cincinnati for a group of girls whose Pontiac lemonade stand was robbed Sunday afternoon.
The outpouring has been overwhelming — and a great lesson after a man ran off with the girls’ Mickey Mouse jewelry box and $40 in proceeds, mom Danielle Behan said Wednesday.
Behan’s 9-year-old daughter, Serena Inglsbee, Serena’s 8-year-old twin stepsisters, Savannah and Corrine Aldrich, and Aleyce Guerra, 6, the granddaughter of Behan’s fiancé, were robbed about 3:30 p.m. as they sold lemonade.
Like it’s not hard enough to do business in Michigan.
Now that the time and place of the grand re-opening of the lemonade stand has been announced, the kids’ first customers might be from the IRS.
These kids had made $40 selling lemonade? I’d recommend appointing them to the president’s economic advisory board, but they’re already way too overqualified. The guy who robbed them, however, would be perfect for the job.
**Written by Doug Powers
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