First Lady: Please sign President Obama’s birthday card

How, um, thoughtful. First Lady Michelle Obama is gathering card signatures for her husband’s upcoming birthday. Presumably, this will make up for Mrs. Obama’s absence on hubby’s birthday. She won’t be there to celebrate because, as you know, she’ll be vacationing (again!) on your dime in Spain. (Laura Ingraham, whose Obama Diaries tops the NYTimes best-seller list this week, is right: You can’t discern Obama fact from fiction anymore.) Sasha will be accompanying her mom. Daughter Malia will also miss Dad’s birthday. She’s away at camp.
Dios mio.
Here’s the Organizing for America invitation from Michelle Obama that arrived in my email box this morning:
Friend –
Every year, our family tries to come up with a fun way to wish Barack a happy birthday.
And this August 4th, when he turns 49, I have something new in mind.
This has been a big — and hectic — year for him. After signing the Affordable Care Act and Wall Street reform into law — and completing his first year as president — I think it’s safe to say we will remember it for a long time.
And I know full well how much he credits this movement, and the work of supporters like you, for the change that we’ve accomplished.
So I’m putting together a birthday card that I would like you to sign. Together with other Organizing for America supporters — and me, Malia, Sasha, and Bo — we’ll wish him a happy birthday and let him know that we’re ready to take on the year ahead alongside him.
Will you wish Barack a happy birthday with me?
Wish Barack a happy birthday
This year also brought a lot of surprises — some good and some bad.
Supporters like you have helped him make the best of it — by contacting Congress to help push stalled legislation forward, by re-engaging supporters in the political process, by giving back with service projects across the country, and so much more.
And while we can’t know what the coming year will bring, all of us, working together, will continue pushing forward for change.
Will you help make this a memorable birthday for Barack and wish him a happy 49th?
http://my.barackobama.com/birthday
Thanks so much,
Michelle Obama
Feel free to send your condolences to Lonely Barry.
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I am sorry I have to pass. I can’t draw a hammer and sickle very well.
Not sure they would want my comments on Duh Wun’s card, especially since the kids might read it!
So sorry, can’t afford a pen so I’ll have to pass.
Oh, and we’ll remember his first year too…just not fondly.
Just another way to get a list of potential donors for this bho election.
If this bho can’t be bothered to be with the Boy Scouts for THEIR 100th BD, I do not feel I want to sign the BD card for this bho.
L
Check the flight logs coming up from the Carribean, for a certain lady…
Oh… and the Happy Birthday card?
“Uh… are we SURE this is your REAL birthday?”
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Is this your real birthday?
I wish we all knew.
Signed,
The American people
***
I have the perfect Comrade Obama (PBUH) gift (for the American People). Let’s send Him on PERMANENT VACATION in November 2012.
***
The more He is gone the better I like it.
***
John Bibb
***
We will, but not for the same reasons that you have.
FIFY
What, another lie?
Dear Fearless leader,
Thank you so much for what you have done to this nation of ours and from me to you a good old fashioned Bronx Cheer!
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Bbirthday to you.
Happy Birthday Bezerk Insane Obowmao.
Happy Birthday to you.
He was born Aug 4, 1961 you say? Where did this happen?
I was going to get you a card and a gift but my wallet’s empty.
Times are rough! Times are hard!
So here’s your stupid birthday card!
According to the lame stream media, I thought his birthday was Dec 25, 0000.
Brother, won’t we all!
I think we should give him a framed copy of the Constitution–or maybe podcast version of it.
A sincere happy B-Day to my CURRENT President . . . with hopes that he will be spending as few future birthdays in the White House as possible.
Sorry, I can’t add my signature to the agenda that card pushes.
May the fleas of a thousand camels….
Oh, that’s not appropriate at birthdays? Well, its the best I could come up with on such short notice. Everything else that came to mind was just unprintable.
I wonder if they will have a little celebration at one of the hospitals in Hawaii he wasn’t born in?
Obama’s been on a permanent vacation, on the taxpayers’ dime, for the past six months.
On July 27th, 2010 at 12:49 pm, orlandocajun said:
Obama’s been on a permanent vacation, on the taxpayers’ dime, for the past six months.
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With the occasional break to listen to aging, hippie, former Beatles fawn over him and his wife and insult the previous President.
In lieu of signing that one, I’m sending my own. It has a brown skidmark inside.
Seriously though…. PROVE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
If you refuse to prove it then refund the taxpayers for ALL expenses incurred by your celebrations (including the vacations, concerts, special parties, BO’s plane trips etc.).
Ooh, tell me you didn’t do the old credit card swipe, did you?
You can get a nasty paper cut that way.
Very interesting that “Queen Lard Butt the FLOTUS” and the kids aren’t going to bother to be there to celebrate B. Insane’s alleged birthday with him. Awww…trouble in paradise, Barry?
Why can’t I get the image of Tingly Matthews singing Happy Birthday a la Marilyn Monroe out of my head?
Paging Reggie Love, paging Reggie Love…
On July 27th, 2010 at 1:24 pm, flmom said:
Why can’t I get the image of Tingly Matthews singing Happy Birthday a la Marilyn Monroe out of my head?
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Well, one could say that Marilyn was feeling the same kind of “tingly” while she was singing to Kennedy . . .
Nope…no legitimate birth certificate….no birthday wishes for you then. Wait, even if Obeyme had a legitimate birth certificate, I still wouldn’t wanna sign his stupid card.
From the first I read about the Spain trip and this bho not going, I was wondering the same as some here about what was up?
L
Oh, Rogue–I didn’t sign it meself. That would be crass.
Oh, look…..another excuse for a White House party. Somebody call the Salahis.
Happy Birthday!
Hesitantly,
The Under the Bus Gang
Can we leave the following signatures on it?
Pitch Fork
Flaming Torch
Sorry barry won’t be signing it as I don’t want a visit from the SS….
That filthy communist elitist… she’s paying more for one day of one of her 30 five star hotel rooms in Spain as I’ll earn all month.
She and her Barry Soetoro darling make me sick.
Dear Mr Barry Soetoro,
Happy Birthday you illegal alien Kenyan. Hope ICE deports you in 2012. Best Regards.
Spacey: You sure that’s NOT a racing stripe?
If Barack Obama were willing to prove that August 4 is really his birthday, by producing an actual birth certificate for public examination, I would gladly send him a card.
Good thinking, no DNA to trace.
Errah, Mr President, this is probably the first US offical document marking the occasion, “Hongera!” or “Heri ya Siku kuu!” to you!
Such a hectic year indeed!
Golf at least once a week. A vacation at least once a month. Signing bills…”whew!”.
Shredding the Constitution.
Blaming Bush.
Man! He must be tired.
I like Rogue Cheddar’s comment about not being able to get a gift because the wallet is empty.
P.S. I don’t see any green jobs here
P.O.S. Why do they drop the T.U. when they refer to you?
I can’t make it either. I haven’t joined the communist party.
I heard it cost $30K to get in the door, how much will the card signature cost?
Is your answer, “The Hawaii State Department of Health”?
Sorry, that answer is not a winner.
Sign his birthday card? nah. Sign his retirement card? Sure!
You know who should sign it?
The folks who said this:
Who said that?
It was in the Official Report of the Kenyan National Assembly Wednesday, 5th November, 2008.
Happy Birthday daddy, did you plug the hole yet?
yeah, yeah, I know they put a cap on it but the last I heard (before it was pushed off the front page by Lindsey Lohan’s jail sentence of less then 14 days) it was still leaking a little
A meaningful and thoughtful gift for Fearless Leader. The only thing that comes to mind is the’RONCO Turd Polishing Kit for Empty Suits’
Now, I don’t agree with his accusations of racism, but the point is he is someone who doesn’t think it matters where Obama was born, and he’s willing to admit that there’s no evidence of a Hawaiian birth.
For those of you who trust the COLB produced at and by the Obama campaign, understand that the State of Hawaii has never claimed that is authentic.
For those of you who trust the newspaper birth announcements, understand that:
1) newspaper birth announcements are not accepted as proof of a birth, and
2) it appears someone tampered with the microfilms.
In this new video the “crazy” Reverend James Manning get’s it exactly right again, especially his descripton of Fox news:
http://atlah.org/atlahworldwide/?p=9268
Money’s tight, times are hard,
here’s you bloody Birthday Card!
That should do.
Brain bleach! I need Brain bleach!
If his birthday is so important to Michelle, why did she schedule her vacation then?
My mom always said, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”
Hopefully BHO’s birthday card will be BLANK.
August 4 is my son’t birthday. It’s all his mother’s fault……
Thanks for the offer but I would rather be water boarded or take an ice pick to my eyes than to offer good cheer.
I do hope he will be as successful in alienating and dividing the country in the years to come as he has been in the hellish time since his election.
I expressed my wish that he give US a gift and RESIGN! Somehow, I don’t think that will get printed…
LOL, “signing” the form takes you straight to a donations form. Greedy liberal snobs.
I hope your birthday is happy. Mine wasn’t. I lost my job due to your “change” policies. my taxes are going up, my health care will now be rationed and will cost me double since I have to pay for the health insurance of some poor people in Chicago now.
The financial reform act you just bribed through Congress will make it harder for me to find a job as will the expiration of the Bush tax cuts and your plan to redistrubute any wealth I have to people who don’t have any.
Your crap and tax legislation will do even more harm to me but as good ol Nancy says, We have to pass it to see how much I am harmed. I was kinda thinking maybe no harm was better but hey , you are 49 and so much smarter than all the other elected offcials in this country.
Did I mention you were black? Well, not really black but close enough to claim it when you need to be a victim. But you can stack the court with liberals to protect yourself and get back at whitey so its all good.
Anyway, as I go into my sunset years with no job, no prospects, my wealth redistributed, and the prospect of a death panel to tell me my health problem is due to Ben & Jerrys ice cream and I should not be saved, I will be thinking of you and hoping theres a change coming in November.
Have a great birthday A-hola.
Dear Michelle O:
Your hubby had been immortalized by Sir Francis Scott in his poem, My Native Land, that any wishes from us except to say we should indeed mark him well, would be superfluous!
Breathes there the man, with soul so dead,
Who never to himself hath said,
This is my own, my native land!
Whose heart hath ne’er within him burn’d,
As home his footsteps he hath turn’d
From wandering on a foreign strand!
If such there breathe, go, mark him well;
For him no Minstrel raptures swell;
High though his titles, proud his name,
Boundless his wealth as wish can claim;
Despite those titles, power, and pelf,
The wretch, concentred all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust, from whence he sprung,
Unwept, unhonour’d, and unsung.
Now you made me see Chrissy, too! Worse, with Olbie playing the oboe as accompaniment! Ugh! Gotta take a shower to get them off!
What will her kids do in the year ahead? Inform on their classmates and rat out their teachers? A Marxist’s work is never done. BTW have they chosen their family “church” yet?
Sign your card? no, thanks!
I’ll gladly sign your pink slip, though
Happy Birthday!
(signed)
Nomore Taxes
Endthe Deficit
Cutthe Spending
Hey, I’d offer to play golf with Barry on his birthday. He gets in to all the really awesome courses. But, then, unlike Obama, I will be actually working in August.
BTW, a good chunk of Michelle and Sasha’s vacation will probably be on the taxpayer dime, since they, or at least Michelle, will make an “official” state visit to the Kind and Queen of Spain, so they can claim it was US business. Despite Michelle holding no actual position within the government.
Hey B+Barry:
I was going to get you a gift, but
the Jackass store was closed.
Some journalists were very interested in the details of a certain birth certificate…
Yes, it’s unfortunate that these Journ-”O”-lists were more interested in the birth certificate of Trig Palin than that of Presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama!
But if anyone dared ask about the authenticity of Barack’s birth certificate, you were scorned as a “birther”!
Pay no attention to the Communist behind the teleprompter… the great and powerful “O”…
Dear Mr. President,
Happy Birthday!
PS
American citizens need jobs not more entitlements or a lawsuit against Arizona.
The perfect gift for Obama:
Use the same names as his illegal foreign supporters: Mickey Mouse, Osama bin Laden, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro…
I’m sending our Supreme Muslim Commander in Chief of the US Armed Forces a burnt weenie sammich for his b-day (real or imagined birthdate). That be a pork weenie, MeeChell.
Just sent a note to Barry. Signed in as “American Taxpayer”.
Birthday message was, “thanks for the hope and change. Go F yourself”.
With Michelle out of the country, I’m sure that Larry Sinclair and Barry have a lot to catch up on.
Birthday Greetings, Your Highness.
May you receive the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award as a Birthday Salute to your 49th year of no paper trail.
Reggie Love is his “body man”.
Am I the only one bothered by the bad grammar/syntax?
Just another example of fuzzy thinking.
I just clicked to the birthday card, where I have to put my email address??? Do I really want Organizing For America to have my email address? Nah.
Well! Gotta make a new one! And send my greeting, about polishing his (thin) resume…
I think it’s pretty obvious. Barry got what he asked for, for his birthday.
he just got a message from “Yew Pendejo”:
In a world of lying scumbags, you take the cake. Here’s hoping you choke on it.
No Love,
red
i like how it takes you to a donation page after you send the message… they never miss a trick to get $$, do they?
I decline. Don’t think my comments would make it past the censors.
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