Charlie Crist: The depths of political lame-assery

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 29, 2010 05:02 PM

Really. I don’t know what else to call it. But in just seven brief, fleeting seconds, Charlie Crist manages to show us what the rock bottom of political lame-assery looks like: Smug mixed with deer-in-the-headlights fear mixed with vulgar, instinctive political calculation, topped with a sickly orange glow.

Just watch. With an empty stomach, of course:

“No reaction” to the Arizona immigration enforcement ruling.

Dear Florida: Please, please deliver the proper reaction to the execrable Crist at the ballot box and wipe that orange smirk off his face.

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  1. #1
    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:05 pm, MacEamonn said:

    At least we know he’s helping to reduce the Federal deficit by paying the tanning bed tax.

  2. #2
    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:07 pm, RedDog said:

    I nominate Charlie to host Creep Show. Egads.

  3. #3
    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:15 pm, Christian Soldier said:

    Rubio-Rubio-Rubio–
    shall I go on!
    C-CS

  4. #4
    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:16 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    I nominate Charlie to host Creep Show. Egads.

    I second the motion. Creepy indeed.

  5. #5
    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:20 pm, Freddy said:

    He did a lot better than that Williams loser that was on Greta last night.

    That ‘commentator’ took the time to make fun of the Governor of Az. Mocking her was a totally classless act. I wonder if Greta will let him back on?

  6. #6
    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:21 pm, xler8bmw said:

    seriously he makes george hamilton look pale

  7. #7
    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:29 pm, tre said:

    Hopefully, he drops ten points in the polls after this.

  8. #8
    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:57 pm, Teddy Kennedy said:

    Errah, that smell and look of fear is called “being Spectorfied” YAAH!

  9. #9
    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:58 pm, zorro said:

    No reaction! Most of the informed citizens of this great nation are talking about this ruling by that liberal judge and Mr. Senate Candidate/Coppertone Spokesman has no reaction?? How many hours has he been hibernating in that tanning booth?

  10. #10
    On July 29th, 2010 at 6:03 pm, Lindsay said:

    Even if I have to crawl to the polls I will vote for Rubio over the Orange flim-flam gecko-lizard.

    One does wonder why he is orange.

  11. #11
    On July 29th, 2010 at 6:43 pm, NavyMom said:

    The spray-on-tan governor has fallen out of favor with a huge portion of voters here in Florida. I’ll do my part to see to it he’s not the next senator.

  12. #12
    On July 29th, 2010 at 6:55 pm, Hangfire said:

    The guy looks like Ted Baxter after chemo…….

  13. #13
    On July 29th, 2010 at 7:02 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Man, I hope his opponents don’t “shoot themselves in the foot” or Floridians will have to make like Arizona’s McCainiacs and vote for this guy. I mean you can’t expect them to vote for someone with a shot foot can you?

  14. #14
    On July 29th, 2010 at 7:22 pm, TooMuchTime said:

    We didn’t see the rest of the video.

    “No reaction.”

    “To the court ruling?”

    “No, my brain. I’m a RINO (you know, the other democrats?) and I have no reaction going on inside my head.

    “We knew that. Tell us your views on what the court ruled about the AZ immigration law.”

    “Well, since AZ isn’t a border state, I don’t see why they’d even need to pass this law…”

  15. #15
    On July 29th, 2010 at 7:25 pm, Pasadena Phil said:

    Lame-assery? Okay. That does it.

    601 Database redigestation error.

    You’re outta here!

  16. #16
    On July 29th, 2010 at 7:29 pm, TigerLady said:

    He must have a tanning bed in his ivory tower. Time to evict him and send him packing. I wonder if he will have a “reaction” then?

  17. #17
    On July 29th, 2010 at 7:33 pm, floridaobserver said:

    I am here in the la-la land of Grayson and Crist. We have surely gone down the rabbit hole.
    I will be first in line primary day next month.
    Our governor’s primary race is also unbelievable. A gazillionaire vs a career politician. The mud that is flying has already turned into an avalanche. We are buried up to our eyeballs. Heaven help us. This is where “none of the above” applies.

    On a lighter note….I love Marco Rubio. And can we clone Chris Christie (sp?).

  18. #18
    On July 29th, 2010 at 7:34 pm, American Elephant said:

    CONTRIBUTE and Volunteer to Rubio, Florida Republicans and every other group fighting Crist in Florida!

  19. #19
    On July 29th, 2010 at 7:41 pm, letget said:

    But people, this bho has put his arm around crist to see to it he gets elected! This orange slug slime does not need to be in public office, period. If I lived in FL, I would vote for Marco. It seems FL does have a tiny bit of ding bats, grayson and crist.
    L

  20. #21
    On July 29th, 2010 at 8:46 pm, T-Bone said:

    This guy turned on Republicans at the blink of an eye in order to maintain his power and position. He is a backstabber. How anyone could vote for a turncoat like that amazes me. Look at Spector, he blows in the wind whichever way to get elected and even changed parties after being elected as a Republican.

    Now Crist is going down that same road. Who knows what this clown believes. If you vote for him, you don’t know what you will get.

  21. #23
    On July 29th, 2010 at 11:02 pm, Flyoverman said:

    Crist is the living example of the axiom, “Pressure doesnot create character; it reveals it.”

    Amazing to see the real Crist.

  22. #24
    On July 29th, 2010 at 11:09 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Hey, I would not count Crist out. Remember, Obama was elected…

    Thanks stoooopid voters.

  23. #25
    On July 30th, 2010 at 2:11 am, Republicanvet said:

    lame-assery

    Buuwwahhhhhhaaaaahhahaaaaaahaaaa.

    Boy that so describes those who want to be so moderate.
    …and this buffoon is the poster boy.

  24. #27
    On July 30th, 2010 at 7:37 am, palologirl said:

    I don’t have faith in the people of Florida considering he still has a chance of winning. It makes me ask, what in the hell is wrong with the people in FL?

  25. #28
    On July 30th, 2010 at 7:49 am, stillontheroad said:

    For a second there I thought I was looking at a pic of Howdy Doody, nope it is Crist.

  26. #29
    On July 30th, 2010 at 8:34 am, John Deaux said:

    On July 30th, 2010 at 7:37 am, palologirl said:
    I don’t have faith in the people of Florida considering he still has a chance of winning. It makes me ask, what in the hell is wrong with the people in FL?

    Most of them came from the Northeast.

  27. #30
    On July 30th, 2010 at 8:36 am, orlandocajun said:

    Dear Florida: Please, please deliver the proper reaction to the execrable Crist at the ballot box and wipe that orange smirk off his face.

    What a weasel! Crist has become as shameful as Grayson. I promise to do my part to get rid of both of them.

  28. #31
    On July 30th, 2010 at 8:49 am, Hannibal said:

    I really liked Charlie Crist when he was the host of “Tales from the Crypt”.

  29. #32
    On July 30th, 2010 at 8:54 am, Bicyea said:

    On July 29th, 2010 at 5:05 pm, MacEamonn said:
    At least we know he’s helping to reduce the Federal deficit by paying the tanning bed tax.

    Tanning bed doesn’t produce that orange glow. He is evading the tax by going “spray on” like John Kerry– with both tax and tan.

  30. #33
    On July 30th, 2010 at 8:59 am, Bicyea said:

    On July 30th, 2010 at 8:49 am, Hannibal said:
    I really liked Charlie Crist when he was the host of “Tales from the Crypt”.

    I liked him when he was helping Frodo and Sam find their way to Mordor. But then we found out he was only after “MY PRECIOUS”

  31. #35
    On July 30th, 2010 at 9:33 am, AmericaFirst said:

    Is he one of those Reptilians? Put Crist next to Obama to alleviate the fly problem.

  32. #36
    On July 30th, 2010 at 9:43 am, RedDog said:

    On July 30th, 2010 at 8:49 am, Hannibal said:
    I really liked Charlie Crist when he was the host of “Tales from the Crypt”.

    That was the one I was thinking of when I said Creep Show.

  33. #37
    On July 30th, 2010 at 9:47 am, RedDog said:

    On July 30th, 2010 at 9:33 am, AmericaFirst said:
    Is he one of those Reptilians? Put Crist next to Obama to alleviate the fly problem.

    Actually he is a Wraith (Stargate Atlantis). He clamps onto his victims and sucks the life-force out of them, leaving behind a desiccated shell.

  34. #38
    On July 30th, 2010 at 9:51 am, RedDog said:
  35. #39
    On July 30th, 2010 at 10:00 am, Roland said:

    The betting on Intrade has Crist at a better than 50% chance of winning.

    And McCain is at 90 over JD.

    I used to think the American electorate was going to need a great deal more pain before they would begin to realize they can’t keep voting for elitist, big government multiculturalist types like Obama, Crist and McCain yet still expect anything to actually change for the better.

    It appears no amount of pain will be enough. The more pain, the more the mindless herd runs toward the big government butchers of freedom.

  36. #40
    On July 30th, 2010 at 10:18 am, nail49 said:

    “No reaction.”

    Heard in the background:

    Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!

  37. #41
    On July 30th, 2010 at 10:57 am, publiuswarmac9999 said:

    The Republican Party sure does a good job of picking RINOs. Crist goes right along with Specter. This whole thing doesn’t make Jeb Bush look particularly good if he ever intends a presidential run – which I hope never happens.

  38. #42
    On July 30th, 2010 at 11:43 am, mytake said:

    This statement was taken out of context and edited. He is not really tan!!!!

  39. #43
    On July 30th, 2010 at 12:21 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    The Republican Party sure does a good job of picking RINOs.

    Good Job?? Picking and supporting RINOs is the primary mission of GOP national leadership. They reluctantly, if at all, support real grass-roots conservatives – and only when the candidates are far too popular to dismiss or ignore. Which is why I NEVER funnel financial support through the national GOP organizations. I support candidates directly,

  40. #44
    On July 30th, 2010 at 1:21 pm, right_on said:

    Which is why I NEVER funnel financial support through the national GOP organizations. I support candidates directly.

    Exactimundo! Nor do I. The quickest way for any politician to loose my support, is when they stick out their hand and ask for a donation. I research, and give, without having to be asked, to those I feel worthy of support.

    The same goes to all those “charitable” organizations who call asking for donations. DO NOT CONDUCT FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS OVER THE PHONE. That is, unless you want to fund the businesses running the fundraisers! Or, if you want to risk your information falling into the hands of crooks.

    Like Hawkeye says…fund your support DIRECTLY…no middleman needed.

  41. #45
    On July 30th, 2010 at 1:27 pm, trappedinnj said:

    He looks like a few folks I saw at Sea Girt last weekend…….Sometimes I dont know whether to snicker or feel sorry for them….They dont look healthy and they’re begging for skin cancer. Im the one sitting comfortably under an Umbrella, using spf-100, cover my legs/feet with towels, and wearing t-shirt and socks, you sun worshippers out there are nuts….oh and God Bless C.Christie!!!

  42. #46
    On July 30th, 2010 at 1:47 pm, cheapseat said:

    In the immortal words of Ross Perot, “If his wife(boyfriend) can’t trust him, how can you”.

  43. #47
    On July 30th, 2010 at 1:53 pm, hawkeye54 said:

    Like Hawkeye says…fund your support DIRECTLY…no middleman needed

    And, thanks to Algore’s invention of the internet, doing your research on and supporting candidates and causes is much easier than its ever been. :)

  44. #48
    On July 30th, 2010 at 2:28 pm, Tuesday said:

    Uhm, bad orange glow gives sickly image, not the tan and fit one he must have wanted to project.

    Go Marco Rubio! You don’t have to fake a tan. You don’t have to fake anything! Just continue being honest. We’ll do what needs to be done. You get ready for the victory parade! :D

  45. #49
    On July 30th, 2010 at 3:15 pm, polokfla said:

    I have just heard on the radio that Rubio trails this fool by six points,if the election were held today.I wish to apologize for the morons here in Florida who think Crist the better Senator. They must be the same morons who are in love with Bill “the space-cadet” Nelson since he somehow gets re-elected every 6 years.
    I apologize also to the true fools and morons out there that I may have offended by comparing them to Democrats since you all are basically harmless. The Democrats do actual damage.

  46. #51
    On July 31st, 2010 at 11:20 am, 123upnorth said:

    That is a display of total arrogance. He doesn’t feel the need to say anything and he doesn’t car how it looks to be mute on such a substantial issue. That’s why he starts to smile immediately after he gives his answer.

    Makes you want to step up on stage and beat the hell out of him and then ask him if he has a reaction now.

  47. #52
    On July 31st, 2010 at 3:59 pm, michele hampton said:

    Right now Crist is leading Rubio 39% to 34%, according to the poll I saw on my local news last night. Those of us from Florida need to get out there and get the word out about Rubio…we will be in a mess if Crist wins in November. My fear is that Rubio has run of steam.

  48. #53
    On August 1st, 2010 at 6:36 am, Roman Con said:

    “Oompa, loompa, loompiddy-doo, I’ve got another fake bake for you…”

  49. #54
    On August 1st, 2010 at 2:05 pm, MtsEdge said:

    On July 31st, 2010 at 3:59 pm, michele hampton said:
    Right now Crist is leading Rubio 39% to 34%, according to the poll I saw on my local news last night. Those of us from Florida need to get out there and get the word out about Rubio…we will be in a mess if Crist wins in November. My fear is that Rubio has run of steam.

    Don’t let a poll fool you. Remember some polls showed JfKerry ahead in Oct. 2004, but he got a shock in Nov. People who trumpet these things want you to be scared and perhaps not vote. Don’t be fooled.

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