I would laugh my ass off if he went to jail. Maybe toast the event.

Coming soon to a Tea Party near you?

Medvedev widens powers of KGB successor agency

MOSCOW (AP) – Russia has broadened the authority of the Federal Security Service, the KGB’s main successor agency, giving it Soviet-style repressive powers in a move critics say could be used to stifle protests and intimidate government opponents.

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev signed a law Thursday allowing the agency, known by its initials FSB, to issue warnings or detain people suspected of preparing to commit crimes against Russia’s security – which could include participating in anti-government rallies. Perpetrators face fines or up to 15 days detention.

Remember, we’re dealing with the most opaque, devious and unethical Congress in the history of the country

More than likely, the deal was immediately made when Rangel said that if they exposed all of his corruption and wrong-doing, he would expose theirs.

We want The Elizabeth K. Christie Foundation’s full influence and impact on the Illinois GOP documented and exposed — and Beth Christie’s days of calling the shots in Cook County to come to an abrupt and permanent end.

Finally, a silver PT Cruiser pulled up with New York plates saying “NYREP15″ and Rangel climbed in.

I had to laugh at that mental picture! A PT Cruiser? Why not a freaking Neon?

Of course, the car’s resemblance to a small hearse may be apropos for the death of his career.