All of Al Gore’s Chakras Release on ‘Right Wing Media’
**Written by Doug Powers
Poor Al’s watching all that money fly out the window in Washington, as Cap and Trade sits dormant on the table, and he’s saying “what about me” while blaming the notoriously right-wing media:
During an Aug. 10 conference call, Gore launched into a critique of the media’s recent coverage of ClimateGate, specifically blogs, talk radio and “biased right-wing media.”
“Well I believe Mark Twain often gets the credit for the saying … that a lie runs around the world before the truth gets its boots on,” Gore said. “Now I’m not sure that’s the real reason for it, but there is a sad but undeniable truth that those who wanted to try sewing confusion used an echo chamber from blogs and talk show hosts and biased right-wing media to promulgate the distortions of the paid skeptics and professional deniers who tried to undermine the evidence.”
Gore, who earlier during the call said he all but given up on cap-and-trade legislation being passed this Congress, alluded to a handful of “formal inquiries” that he argued cleared the science of any doubt that may have been caused by the leaked e-mails from ClimateGate, despite the questionable circumstances surrounding these inquiries.
Mark Twain also said, “A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.” We’re waiting, Al.
I’ve said all along that Gore may find that people would be far more inclined to believe his global warming doomsday rhetoric if he actually lived like he believed it. I’m not going to buy a Volt from a salesman in a limo convoy, or believe that the oceans are dangerously close to rising because a guy who just invested millions in an oceanside mansion said so.
If we were to judge purely by actions instead of words, the highest profile global warming skeptic and denier in the world today is… Al Gore. He can blame bloggers and Fox News all he wants, but the lie that’s run around the world is his — now he’s scrambling to hide the truth’s boots.
Here’s audio from Gore’s conference call just in case you’re having trouble sleeping:
**Written by Doug Powers
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I’m afraid I’d just naturally have to stomp OwlGore’s chakras to powder if I ever ran up on one.
Rags…”if I ever ran up on one.”
Like snipes, you have to sneak up on them.
Gore is unhappy because he is watching all his profits from cr@p ans tax slipping through his fingers. How will he be able to afford his next massage or that sea wall for his sea side property?
During an Aug. 10 conference call, Gore launched into a critique of the media’s recent coverage of ClimateGate, specifically blogs, talk radio and “biased right-wing media.”
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*chokes, coughs up soda, laughs hysterically, needs new keyboard*
Oh, yes, I too have been sickened, sickened, I tell you, by the right-wing bias of Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, Katie Couric . . .
The jig is up, Mr. Gore. Deal with it and give back your “fictitious” (to use one of Michael Moore’s favorite words) Nobel Peace Prize.
um, that should be ‘sowing’–from what publication is that quote?
Awww! Mr. Grumpy Face didn’t get his massage last night!
There should be 50 people camped out in front of his manse every day demonstrating this liars hypocrisy.
The investigations Al referenced have been as self serving as can be. They are all shams. Flawed to the core they are.
No ‘Happy Ending’ massage and Al is just another fat cranky old man! Can’t even cry on Tipper’s shoulder anymore, poor thing!
Goredolph the Bloated waved his magic staff and thought he would conjure up massive profits from his hysterical rantings about the world burning up and soon we would all be charcoal if we did not mend our ways and go back to hunter gatherer status. Waving that wand really resulted in a turd in a punchbowl and poor Al cannot catch it.
That would require a shudder-inducing train of thought that I REFUSE to start…
unless, of course, you are a masseuse, in which case the dreaded chakra will be imposed on you…
very like everything about Gore.
A fitting metaphor, if you consider it…
he wishes. In every sense.
Unfortunately, Al has to stand in line for this one. Rangle, Waters, Dodd, Barney’s Frank…just to name a few head the line. Algore can’t stand not being first so he doesn’t want to play.
We need a definitive list comparing the numbers of paid skeptics/’deniers’ versus paid alarmists. Even though Gore clearly profits from alarm, I won’t even count him. Over $30 BILLION federal dollars has been spent in the last twenty years on ‘climate’ research. A LOT of that money found its way into the pockets of people who are shills for climate alarmism whether they like it or not.
All the people dealing with climate directly at NOAA, Dept of Energy, NASA, EPA, etc. – ALL of them are expected to shill for alarmism whether they agree with it or not. On top of them are scientists at hundreds of universities receiving federal grant money to ‘study the problem’, (wink wink nod nod).
These people know if they speak up for the truth they risk losing their job faster than Shirley Sherrod.
In contrast most the people trying to get the truth out, that CAGW, (human CO2 causes catastrophic global warming), is a total HOAX, are paid exactly ZERO. Many even have to beg for some charity just to keep their web sites up.
Bring it on Al Gore you STINKING LIAR, take your best shot! Let’s do an apples for apples comparison of who’s paid to support CAGW versus those paid to expose it as a total fraud?
Hey! I’m a fat crankly old man. Just ask my wife. And I’m not a Progressive Liar.
Just because a person may be abdominally challenged doesn’t make them a Lib!
Everybody see the flaw there respecting Gore…???
HAHAHA. Rightwing media? mmmm that would be about 10% of all outlets. Leftwing media, about 90%. Too bad the Left has inversely less audience and credibility, but that’s what happens when you sell out to the Big Lie.
Al, the phony science-hysteric-con-artists undermined their own evidence. Since you are running your mouth again, I assume you have completed the sheltering of all your ill-gotten assets from the law. Would that a deft hacker could tap into them and redistribute them to some orphanages around the world.
Al Gore is trying to rally up support for his brand because, after the recent allegations, his reputation and credibility are now kaput. He’s a sad man headed towards the oblivion of the forgotten.
I really have no insightful comment here other than to remark that Gore is getting fatter and uglier. Heh.
Thanks,
DanceswithDaschunds #13 for really making the point.
He should know. He probably had that thought in mind when he invested in green companies and ran the global warming lie around the world to enrich himself in money and credit for advancing liberal causes.
Well, we have our boots on now Gore and we are kicking your lying Nobel Oscar booty.
Let’s not forget that this is the same Al Gore who nearly got away with stealing the 2000 election.
Did we ever find out who at the DNC hired a telemarketing company out of Texas to call senior voters in Palm Beach County FL in the afternoon, (most retired seniors vote in the morning), to ‘warn’ them about the ‘confusing’ butterfly ballot? Did we ever find out why PBC had a double punch error rate over TEN TIMES that of the average punch card ballot double punch error rate and then.. have that curious anomaly ONLY in the presidential selection not in the local races? Did anyone ever explain how it was that, after careful forensic examination, PBC seniors appeared to have been selectively confused?
Back then it was election FRAUD, today it’s climate FRAUD and in both instances Al Gore is standing squarely in position to benefit from it. Just a coincidence huh?
Doug – not to nit pick too much – but it’s not oceanside. It’s up a hill…if he did a cannanball off the nearest cliff, the giant wave set off by his butt couldn’t reach that high.
Of course spelling counts, even with cannonball….
I hereby declare a contest: who can come up with the grossest analogy for “releasing chakras” that will not get them banned from this site if they share it?
I’ll start: I have to change my cat’s litter after she releases a few chakras in her box.
Al Gore seems fixated on the terms, “undeniable truth” and “deniers.”
Riddle me this Al, if this “truth” of yours is undeniable, how come there are so many deniers?
Why do some people think this man is so smart when he usually comes across a as dunce and a dolt…at least to me. Am I missing something that would tap me into his great wisdom which some perceive?
He has power. Thats the dirty little secret. People suck up to power hoping to get a few crumbs.
On August 11th, 2010 at 2:13 pm, limmo said:
Al Gore seems fixated on the terms, “undeniable truth” and “deniers.”
Riddle me this Al, if this “truth” of yours is undeniable, how come there are so many deniers?
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If he uses terms like “undeniable” and “deniers” often enough, a few people – say, for example, assorted Aliens from Planet Hollywood – will assume that what he is saying must be “undeniably true” to any rational person without bothering to watch non-leftist news or do any research for themselves.
Shouldn’t the scam-meister be in jail?
In jail for his scamming or his scumminess?
On August 11th, 2010 at 2:24 pm, Mister P said:
Shouldn’t the scam-meister be in jail?
#29On August 11th, 2010 at 2:26 pm, T-Bone said:
In jail for his scamming or his scumminess?
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How about for inspiring a movie like “Love Story” (or at least claiming that he did).
Zeus (to Poseidon):
“Release…. the Chakras!!!!”
Show us the data Al. Make us supporters not believers.
They make cells that big?
Sarah Palin on Obama:
“He doesn’t have the Chakras to stop illegal immigration.”
Shoot, I’d be happy with house arrest.
No power. Candles. Or his own blubber for light.
On August 11th, 2010 at 2:36 pm, Ragspierre said:
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I would be quite interested to see how long it would take for him to crack if he were “sentenced” to actually live the lifestyle he is currently advocating.
He should be sentenced to live with Ed Begley Jr.
No TP for Al.
frostrt – #36
In my dreams I see ‘Bambi and Mo running around in their sweaters and blanky wraps wondering how they screwed up everything so badly.
On August 11th, 2010 at 2:51 pm, Dexter Alarius said:
He should be sentenced to live with Ed Sheryl Crow.
No TP for Al.
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“No, I CAN’T spare a square!”
On August 11th, 2010 at 2:52 pm, 24Klady said:
frostrt – #36
In my dreams I see ‘Bambi and Mo running around in their sweaters and blanky wraps wondering how they screwed up everything so badly.
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Please, they wouldn’t give up their arugula if the planet depended on it. And what about the Kobe beef? Haven’t we all been lectured about the environmental consequences of cow flatulence?
I once proposed a “money where your mouth is” law…
anyone advocating a socialist system would have their income confiscated by government, and they would have a stipend equal to that of the average “citizen of the world”.
Harsh… But REALLY good…!!!!
Income or wealth?
Oh, BOTH…!!!
So the climate changists exonerated themselves, and Albert insinuates that the vast right-wing media continues to lie through distortion.
Lying by way of omission is exclusive to those righty wingnuts. The burden of proof belongs on their shoulders because the science has been settled and the debate is over, so keep trying to convince everyone of the truth, my people!
Gore’s Law of Climate Change must be put alongside Darwin’s Law of Evolution, Einstein’s Law of Relativity, and Rogaine’s Law of Male Pattern Baldness Prevention.
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Find a great place to hide before the big Al Gore Chakra release event occurs.
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It’s going to look like a hand grenade in a 55 gallon barrel of C**P!
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Like the old Army joke goes, “This guy is so clueless that he couldn’t get laid in a cathouse–even with a $100. bill in his hand!”
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Stay classy, Al.
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John Bibb
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Al released a couple of chakras today and they were silent but deadly.
The smellers the feller.
Speaking of climategates….
Global warming caused temperatures to hit 600 degrees
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/304526.php
Stupid and selfish climate change deniers living in the area failed to notice the spontaneously combusting paper, melting lead and tin, and exploding cars and gas stations.
.. or risk finding yourself trapped like Molly Hagerty.
Liberals truly are pro-corporate whenever it benefits them. One of them even told me that Al Gore “deserves” to get rich because he fights global warming.
My response:
If you think Al Gore “deserves” to be rich, feel free to give him your money, but leave the rest of us out of it, please.