Helpful Tip for Obamaniacs: Turn Off Google’s ‘Auto Complete’ Feature Before Searching For Info About Your Hero
**Written by Doug Powers
By way of Moonbattery, it’s time once again for “Fun with Google’s ‘auto-complete’ feature.”
If you’re a fan of the president, you might want to just turn it off:
That really happens. Go try it yourself. I hear Chris Matthews uses it as his version of “thinking about baseball” when he wants to stave off a premature Obamagasm.
Google lets Joe Biden off a little lighter, but not much:
If you still count yourself among the rapidly diminishing number of Hope & Change Kool Aid drinkers, you might find the Rainbows, Gumdrops & Unicorns withdrawal somewhat uncomfortable — so here’s a little cyber Methadone to help quell the shakes and take you back to the good old days:
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Oh… I thought they were multiple choice questions…
This is what you get on Bing:
Obama Is Still a Muslim
Obama Is a Loser
Obama Is a Coward
Obama Is a Radical
Obama Is a Socialist
Obama Is a Bad President
This is what you get on bjc:
*Liberal Logic is an Oxymoron
*Doug Powers is Cool
*Michelle Malkin is Way Cool
*P-BO is One and Done
I’m feeling lucky
Am I the only person on the planet that has never gone to google to look up this bho or Bush?
L
Slow day Doug?
Off topic, but did you see Obama making his comments on the beach in FL this a.m.? Pan out and you see the full picture…TOTUS!! My God, that man can’t even make “off the cuff” remarks on a beach without the teleprompter! Unbelievable!! This is the “great orator”? He is a huge joke played on the American idiots who voted for him!
Not bloody likely.
Happy, you’re a better person than I am. I never watch Obowmao. To coin a phrase from my favorite band:
“I’ve informed you to leave…cause I can’t stand to hear you breath”.
I wish more people WOULD google political candidates. I think a lot of people rely on political ads/CNN/handed down party affiliation/peer approval party affiliation…
Wow, I wasn’t familiar with Google’s “auto-complete” function before, but I really like it now. What a truly informative feature:
The problem here is a joke should be funny. This guy is certainly warped, wierd, frightening, misguided, malevolent, maniacal, devious, dangerous, deranged, dopey, arrogant, egotistical and egg-headed – for a start – but he is not funny.
BTW Happy – How’s the weather in the Minnesota Tundra? Wishing I were in Norski Land these days. Atlanta heat index has been in the 100′s for about four weeks running. Maybe Man/Bear/Pig has a point?? Nah. Hockey sticks are for playing on the ice.
Uh, dude… “than”.
(sorry)
my laugh of the day!!
Jake
#14 said:
Well, if “than” is the correct usage…”than” I apologize.
Hey. Do a Google for “Obama was…” and you get
Obama was born in Kenya
Obama was born
Obama was not born in USA
Obama was on 60 minutes with Steve Croft
Obama was born in Hawaii
Obama was not born here
Obama was elected
Obama was not born in Hawaii
Obama was a CIA agent
Where was Barry really born? Just wonderin’
A CIA agent? The intrigue thickens…
Google’s Auto Complete probably bases its recommendations on the number of web pages associated with those phrases. Given the results for Obama, Biden, and Bush 2, it would make sense.
Humble
BTW, when I typed “Barry” into the search window, the very first return was “Soetoro”.
Obama Is:
MarxLite
Into the search window, I typed:
Rodney Dangerfield Illegitimate Daughter
and got:
Elena Kagan
That’s strange…..
Into the search window, I typed:
Rodney Dangerfield Illegitimate SON
and got:
Elena Kagan
Try “Michelle Malkin is”. Cannot argue with #2
Did you notice that Bush greeted those soldiers at DFW without the help of a teleprompter? Obama can’t even speak to school children without one. So much for “the most intelligent president in history”. “Off the charts” might be more accurate as in “our metrics don’t read that low” off the charts.
Hey Swede…what are you doing in Atlanta? Come up to Swede country where you belong! Unfortunately, though, it has been beastly hot here too!! And very humid. Tomorrow, the heat is supposed to break and we will have a nice, fairly cool week. manbearpig is right…there is definintely climate change! And in September, it will change again as the leaves change color and the air cools. I love climate change!!
I googled for bho astrological chart which agrees with all negative descriptive labels mentioned above. Bho is a walking disaster just waiting to explode.
Nope, I haven’t either.
Oh com on now, you put that in yourself…lol..just messin’ with ya. Your probably a nice a guy…even if you do live inn N.Y.
in N.Y.
I tried “Cheney is a” and got only:
Cheney is a robot
Cheney is a war criminal
That’s it? Seriously? Come on, libbies, you can do better than that!
Try, “P-BOs’ birth certificate says:”
*His faith is Islam
*He is caucasion
**If we ever get to see the long form, I believe that is what it will say.
Ummm…
Umm…Did anyone think to try “Michelle Malkin is a”?
Top three:
idiot
anchor baby
racist
I suppose this makes it true, since The Google says so, right?
Reminds me of The Beatles Hard Days Night where George is talking with a fashion designer…
Insert barry and it fits perfectly…
Here’s the clip of the part…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xaxzMr3deM&feature=related
#30 said:
Hey, my Irish clan has been fighting the good fight up in this neck of the woods since the 1840s.
Both my grandfathers were union men (NYPD and the NY Daily News) but they both vocally despised FDR for what he was doing to their Country.
Only one adult in my family voted for JFK at the time, and she later admitted her mistake of falling for the whole “Camelot” thing.
Also try…
Obama lied
Obama eats
Obama loves
Obama hates
I tried googling “chapoutier” but it only came up with a frown face
I also thought I’d try “Doug Powers is a”.
Results: nothing.
But if you shorten that to just “Doug Powers” the third one comes up:
who is Doug Powers
Good question.
I think unions were different in those days, as you have clearly illustrated.
But man, FDR and Wilson….those two schmucks really did us in for a while.
Well, the most beautiful, intelligent and outstanding grandchildren on the planet happen to live in Peachtree City. I’ll deal with the heat to see those smiles any day! I know your grandkids are nice too, but not the best on the planet like mine. (Unbiased assessment)
Counselor progresso! What a nice surprise. Trying to pi$$ off the proletariat again but unable to raise a squabble? Let’s talk TORT REFORM!
Good to see you, old nemesis. As usual – get a clue.
I have never searched for George W Bush or Barack Hussein Obama, or any variation thereof.
With that said, here are the results of WWW search feature:
Obama:
Obama who?
Obama “Oh, THAT Obama!”
Obama “Where is your birth certificate?”
Barack Hussein Obama “The USA’s first Muslim President.”
Barack Hussein Obama “Do you mean Usain Bolt, the sprinter from Jamaica, Sadaam Hussein from Iraq, or Barack Hussein Obama, the Amateur-in-Chief currently taking on-the-job training, and failing miserably, as President of the United States of America?”
Barack Hussein Obama – Do you mean “Barry?”
While I don’t think that was the point (see the Bush entry), I am surprised that “Malkin is black” didn’t pop up, since so many Øbamaroids think she is.
Still can’t figure that one out….
Obama is a vacationer.
That should be added. I’ve never seen a President and family take more vacations. It seems one after the other; that and golf trips.
I just tried it and the third one down came up with Obama is a cracker.
WTF?
I know you wouldn’t lie (snicker), but I checked that and the first one that came up is “Michelle Malking is hot”.
LMAO.
As of July 17th, President Obama has spent all or part of 65 days on vacation. At this point in his tenure, George W. Bush had logged 120 days.
Bush narrowly beats out Reagan: Bush had spent all or part of 879 days at his Crawford, Texas ranch or at Camp David, surpassing Reagan’s mark of 866.
Txvet,
Apparently you can’t read because I typed “Michelle Malkin is a” exactly as Doug did with Obama. The “a” makes all the difference. Crawl away now.
#48 The Other Side said:
Wow. According to your statistics, Presidents Reagan and G.W. Bush spent 29% and 30% of their tenures on vacation? Don’t those percentages seem a little high to you?
Also,
And with these numbers, it would appear that Obama has been getting slammed for utilizing only 12% of his partial term for downtime, while G.W. Bush got away with using 22% as vacation time over the same period of time. Again, doesn’t G.W.’s numbers equating to nearly double Obama’s seem a bit of a statistical anomaly to you?
I’m certainly not an expert on this matter, but I raise one question. Of the following days that you cite for Reagan (866 days) and for G.W. Bush, (879) how many of these were actual “vacation” days, comparable to Obama’s “65″ through July 17, 2010?
I ask this because it is general knowledge that both Reagan and G.W. Bush had working offices on their ranches in California and in Texas respectively, even conducting visits from foreign leaders at these off-site locations.
Please recheck your stats. It might actually end up being disingenuous to claim every day at these ranch locations as “vacation time” as it would be to tack on every golfing or basketball weekend, that Obama has taken so far, to his actual vacation time.
If you misspell “Obama” you get the helpful “Did you mean Karl Marx?”
how dare you blasphemous racists write his name?
since I never use google, I checked yahoo:
obama is a muslim
obama israel
obama is an idiot
obama is a terrorist
obama islam
obama is a liar
Brian, you’re wasting your time. The Other side is a dufus.
Another belly laugh from the 57th (MOL) state. Thanks Aloha
Regarding the claims of George W. Bush taking tons of vacation … that is left wing, Bush Derangement Syndrome nonsense!
Bush did much of his work from his home in Texas. He met with dignaries there, who stayed with him at his ranch, etc., but he DID NOT take tons of vacation as Bush haters and psychopaths claim.
As a matter of consideration, wouldn’t you want Obama, Bush, Pelosi, Reid, Rangle, Schumer, et al to take LOTS of vacation so they aren’t busy screwing up the lives of US citizens with their busy body, “I must pass another Bill, limiting freedom, taxing people more, etc.” nonsense?
Congress should be a part time job, with most of the time off, without pay. The Congressperson can earn money as a congressperson as their “side” job.
The President should be around to make decisions, but he should stay out of people’s lives as much as possible.
The Supreme Court should NOT be a life time appointment.
Let’s see how things work then.
“The Supreme Court should NOT be a life time appointment.”
No judges should have life time appointments. However after whatever their term is if they have done a good job they should be allowed to be reappointed.
But life time appointments need to stop.
I agree.
Never use Google…(putting tin foil hat on)…I think they’re really the CIA or working in cahoots with the FBI. Whatever, they’re evil and don’t like conservatives.
As to the vacation issue amongst recent prezzzz. The current one can take as many vacations as he wants, with my blessings. If congress only met every other year we’d be in hog heaven, and things would straighten out on their own.
Not at all. It’s always interesting to find a new subject about which you consider yourself competent to comment and/or debate. We’re all the way up to Yanni, Wiggles (whatever that is – sounds like a kiddie TV show, which would be well within your intellectual capacity), “What I (well, you) Learned in First Year Law School”, and now, finally the importance of the letter “a” when inventing insults about our charming hostess. We’re making progress.
Of course, txvet, you are too much of a coward to just admit you were wrong and I was right, and too intellectually and morally void to admit that I was not insulting MM at all. I was insulting (definitely) the stupidity of this topic and (perhaps) the stupidity of commenters who thought those results mean anything intrinsic other than those who screetch and use absurd hyperbole get inordinate attention. It works with Glen Beck and it works with search engines.
Barack is a …
Obama is against …
So many ways to play, so little time. ;o)
Another eye opening entry …
The Constitution is …
Last entry.
Google is …
D
It’s just as fun with “obama will”…
Try it!