‘Alan Mark Grayson, Mmm Mmm Mmm’

By Doug Powers  •  August 27, 2010 07:26 AM

**Written by Doug Powers

The oft-unhinged Florida Rep. Alan Grayson has a new web ad out. The end of it features kids chanting that Grayson saved their school. Why they left the “mmm mmm mmm” part out is beyond me, because it would have been a perfect fit:

Just to ease us back into reality, via HAP, here’s an NRCC ad featuring some of Grayson’s greatest hits:

A better ad would be Democrats in straight jackets chanting “Alan Grayson saved our asylum.”

**Written by Doug Powers

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  1. #1
    On August 27th, 2010 at 7:40 am, BuckeyeSam said:

    “Mommy, why do I have to sing this creepy song for that even creepier man?”

  2. #2
    On August 27th, 2010 at 7:48 am, AmericaFirst said:

    Oh my God. That was a creepy video. Were the children chanting, “Alan Grayson is a fool. Alan Grayson is a fool. Alan Grayson is a fool.”? The downward fist pounding looked like a Democrat temper tantrum. Did you see that little kid poking his finger into Frankenstein’s neck, looking for one of those bolts to pop out?

  3. #3
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:04 am, cicerokid said:

    Hansel and Gretel?

  4. #4
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:07 am, John Deaux said:

    Okay, we sang your song, now please don’t eat us!

  5. #5
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:14 am, orlandocajun said:

    Somebody forgot to tell the little future progressives that Uncle Alan is sending the bill to them.

  6. #6
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:16 am, cicerokid said:

    When he gets fired next election cycle is he gonna open a day care?

  7. #7
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:20 am, happyscrapper said:

    Just another example of who (or what) we are dealing with and how important to exorcise DC. These lunatics are destroying our beautiful country. Defeat them and send them back to the loony bins they came from. Oh, and if Grayson’s opponent doesn’t use the videos of Grayson saying outrageous things (republicans want you to die, etc.), that is part of the problem! We have so many tools to fight these weirdos, we just have to USE them!

  8. #8
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:22 am, cicerokid said:

    We have so many tools to fight these weirdos,

    Only two of which are needed: a left and a right. Time to take off the gloves.

  9. #9
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:31 am, floridaobserver said:

    This is from his bio when he ran for election:

    “Alan’s Background. Alan and his wife, Lolita, have five children – Skye (12), Star (8), Sage (6) and two-year-old twins, Storm and Stone.”

    Poor kids.

    Thank goodness Dan Webster is running against him.

    Bill McCollum ran a terrible campaign. He was never on point, just defending himself and mudslinging. All I could think about when I looked at him was when he was speaking during Clinton’s impeachment hearings.
    He is now taking his ball and going home. Nothing like trying to hand Alex Sink (whose husband ran against Jeb Bush and lost..but you weren’t reminded of THAT during the primaries) the governorship.

    Alan Grayson is a total embarrassment to Florida. Heard from a reliable source that he doesn’t care if he’s reelected as he was only in it for the benefits. Sounds about right.

  10. #10
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:32 am, ErinF said:

    Ew! He’s so disgusting.

  11. #11
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:35 am, Cogs said:

    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:31 am, floridaobserver said:
    This is from his bio when he ran for election:

    “Alan’s Background. Alan and his wife, Lolita, have five children – Skye (12), Star (8), Sage (6) and two-year-old twins, Storm and Stone.”

    Gee, the MSM had lots of fun with Sarah Palin’s kids names – what no media comments about his kids?

  12. #12
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:42 am, babiesgrandma said:

    and what’s sad, as well, is that he is the only one with a “normal” name in his entire family. Lolita?!?!?

  13. #13
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:48 am, happyscrapper said:


    Alan’s Background. Alan and his wife, Lolita, have five children – Skye (12), Star (8), Sage (6) and two-year-old twins, Storm and Stone.”

    Poor kids.

    Poor kids is right! Those kids have NO chance to grow up normal. Zero, zilch, nada!

  14. #14
    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:57 am, ThunderHawkk said:

    Deranged! Lunatic! Emotionally and psychologically unstable!

    OMG! Who are these people!?!? How does my great country produce people like this???

  15. #15
    On August 27th, 2010 at 9:07 am, Truesoldier said:

    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:48 am, happyscrapper said:

    Poor kids is right! Those kids have NO chance to grow up normal. Zero, zilch, nada!

    Yeah and those names really don’t help either.

  16. #16
    On August 27th, 2010 at 9:08 am, nail49 said:

    Mom:

    They wanted to close our school.

    Kid:

    Where am I gonna go if they close my school?

    Alan Grayson (Dimbulb, FL):

    Why I will just open another school just for you, little darling. It will have root beer in every water fountain and to get you to school I will give you your very own unicorn that will fly you there and back!

    You must understand the evil Republicans were going to send you to China to work in a factory and your Mom was going to be sold into slavery so you would never see her again!

    But I, Mr Wonderful! (TM) will NEVER let that happen!

    chorus of kids:

    Alan Grayson, mmmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!

  17. #17
    On August 27th, 2010 at 9:09 am, Truesoldier said:

    A better ad would be Democrats in straight jackets chanting “Alan Grayson saved our asylum.”

    Better commercial would be someone with a butterfly net in white medical clothes trying to find Grayson to take him back to the ayslum.

  18. #18
    On August 27th, 2010 at 9:16 am, nail49 said:

    Did those chanting kids remind anyone else of those creepy “Children of the Corn“?

  19. #19
    On August 27th, 2010 at 9:39 am, happyscrapper said:

    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:57 am, ThunderHawkk said:
    Deranged! Lunatic! Emotionally and psychologically unstable!

    OMG! Who are these people!?!? How does my great country produce people like this???

    Alan Grayson is himself a product of government schooling. Enough said.

  20. #20
    On August 27th, 2010 at 9:39 am, prendad said:

    Hey Alan:

    Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
    Mutilated monkey feet
    Chopped up baby parakeet
    Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
    And you without your spoon.

  21. #21
    On August 27th, 2010 at 9:43 am, sbw999 said:

    If this guy were in movies, he would play the big stupid looking doofus every time. This is what passes for a “Statesman” in liberal circles. The Founding Fathers continue to roll in their graves.

  22. #22
    On August 27th, 2010 at 10:08 am, thejim said:

    Is Alan one of the many Dems expected to exit stage left? Or, is this simply another “Safe Dem District”, with John Murtha type voters?

  23. #23
    On August 27th, 2010 at 10:20 am, Ty85719 said:

    There is nothing this guy can do to change the fact that he is a loony tune

  24. #24
    On August 27th, 2010 at 10:44 am, TigerLady said:

    Is he Lennie from “Of Mice and Men”?

  25. #25
    On August 27th, 2010 at 11:02 am, Dimsdale said:

    The song lyrics should have been “Alan Grayson is a douche!”

  26. #26
    On August 27th, 2010 at 11:03 am, Dimsdale said:

    Nah, he has more of a Slingblade appeal…

  27. #27
    On August 27th, 2010 at 12:09 pm, right_on said:

    Using children…that shouldn’t shock anybody.

    Abusing the unborn…that doesn’t faze Demoncrats, either.

    The lesson we should all take away from this is that for many Doomocrats, children are not treasure, they’re tools to be used for personal gain.

    Their hypocracy has no bounds. It is truly unfortunate that so many stupid, lazy people who cast ballots, waste their votes on these evil demogogues.

    It’s true….you do reap what you sow! And, so it is.

  28. #28
    On August 27th, 2010 at 12:40 pm, max said:

    On August 27th, 2010 at 8:07 am, John Deaux said:
    Okay, we sang your song, now please don’t eat us!

    That is a winner! HA! /bellylaugh

  29. #29
    On August 27th, 2010 at 1:15 pm, rightisright said:

    Grayson says a lot about the people of his district. does it not.

    OMG! Who are these people!?!? How does my great country produce people like this???

    that’s easy to answer…public schools(unions) and decades of anti-American dribble, topped with 50 years of dope smokers(hippies).

  30. #30
    On August 27th, 2010 at 1:58 pm, Dexter Alarius said:

    You can put lipstick on a pig…
    Now, where have I heard that before?

  31. #31
    On August 27th, 2010 at 2:29 pm, Papa Louie said:

    If Grayson’s district ever wakes up from their coma, he still has a job waiting for him at MSNBC — unless Ed carries out his threat to burn the place down first.

  32. #32
    On August 27th, 2010 at 3:10 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Well, there is a blessing in this…since he was only in politics to get elected so he could reap the benefits, he is hopefully (prayerfully) term limiting. Please, voters, don’t replace him with another looney tune.

  33. #33
    On August 27th, 2010 at 3:35 pm, vatodio said:

    Alan Grayson for President in 2012!

    Alan Grayson for President in 2012!

    Alan Grayson for President in 2012!

    Democrats do have large pool of Brains with Brawns in Politics. They should all be declared as National Treasures.

    He he he……./sarc off

  34. #34
    On August 27th, 2010 at 11:54 pm, wren said:

    Daniel Webster is the Republican candidate who is running against Rep. Alan Grayson.

    Learn more about Daniel Webster at his campaign web site:

    http://www.electwebster.com/

    If Floridians VOTE GRAYSON OUT OF OFFICE in November, we won’t have to watch any more videos of him!

  35. #35
    On August 28th, 2010 at 9:42 am, the_moll said:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  36. #36
    On August 28th, 2010 at 10:21 am, floridaobserver said:

    On August 27th, 2010 at 11:54 pm, wren said:
    If Floridians VOTE GRAYSON OUT OF OFFICE in November, we won’t have to watch any more videos of him!

    Unless Keith Olberman implodes and they give HIM the show. OH CRAP! I can’t believe I said that outloud!

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